For Christmas: Johnny Manzielf On The Shelf


Forget The Elf on the Shelf. This holiday story is better.

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Since Johnny Manziel decided to make himself unavailable for the rest of the year, we decided to put the party boy on the shelf, too.

You’ve heard of Elf On The Shelf?

We present Manzielf On The Shelf.

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1. Johnny’s been naughty. His team is mad.

2. A party’s okay, but drinking is bad.

3. College is over. The magic is gone.

4. Now go hold the clipboard until you’re called on.

5. You’ve turned the smiles into the frowns

6. On all of the fans, and on all of the Browns.

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About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.