For Christmas: Johnny Manzielf On The Shelf

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Since Johnny Manziel decided to make himself unavailable for the rest of the year, we decided to put the party boy on the shelf, too.

You’ve heard of Elf On The Shelf?

We present Manzielf On The Shelf.


1. Johnny’s been naughty. His team is mad.

2. A party’s okay, but drinking is bad.

3. College is over. The magic is gone.

4. Now go hold the clipboard until you’re called on.

5. You’ve turned the smiles into the frowns

6. On all of the fans, and on all of the Browns.


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