These Are The 10 Cities In Illinois That Watch Porn The Most


We analyzed Google search results to see which IL cities are looking up the most porn.

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Your Google search history is an extension of your mind. In many cases, what you’ve been privately searching for online isn’t something you’d want your spouse or colleagues to see. It will show what you’ve been obsessing about, like that minor, but embarrassing ailment (or an ex-lover). It knows what you’re planning to do later this week and what your biggest fears are. And it knows when you’ve been bad or good.

Who is watching porn the most in Illinois? Most of us know someone who seems to have sex on their mind all the time. When they’re not having sex, they’re talking about it, and when they’re alone, lots of times they’re watching it online.

While it really is none of our business what people do behind their closed doors, it’s always fun to peer behind the curtain and see what keeps people entertained. What do they do late at night (or, in many cases, all day long?)

Put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Illinois residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. After using common search tools, we came up with this list as The 10 cities in Illinois where people are watching porn the most:

  1. Richton Park
  2. Marion
  3. Mattoon
  4. Murphysboro
  5. Edwardsville
  6. DeKalb
  7. Belleville
  8. Rock Island
  9. Plainfield
  10. Rockford

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Illinois, and don’t know the area very well, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, it’s the 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if we’re wondering, there’s no way to know who is watching the least amount of porn in Illinois. We wish we knew, too. That would be a whole nother post on its own.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use?

In order to rank the cities which watch the most porn, we simply had to see which cities searched for porn the most in Illinois over the last 90 days. Using Google Trends, it’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually.

You might say it’s easy sleazy.

So, let’s get started. The numbers below are on a scale of 100. Anything over 60 is considered high volume.

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1. Richton Park

Population: 13,047
Google search index: 100

2. Marion

Population: 17,413
Google search index: 76

3. Mattoon

Population: 18,555
Google search index: 70

4. Murphysboro

Population: 7,846
Google search index: 68

5. Edwardsville

Population: 24,952
Google search index: 67

6. DeKalb

Population: 43,384
Google search index: 67

7. Belleville

Population: 42,895
Google search index: 66

8. Rock Island

Population: 38,393
Google search index: 64

9. Plainfield

Population: 41,723
Google search index: 63

10. Rockford

Population: 150,293
Google search index: 61

Climbing out from under the data

If you’re measuring the cities in Illinois with the highest number of people who search for porn per person, this is an accurate list. We have to say, however, that after this list goes public, we might see a dramatic difference in these results if we were to measure them again in a week.

If you’re curious, here are a few other ‘honorable mention cities in Illinois, which also had some pretty strong tendencies in regards to our current study:

  1. Bloomington – 59 Google Index
  2. Normal – 59
  3. East Moline – 58
  4. Woodstock – 54
  5. Bolingbrook – 53

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