Most Americans have never been to small town Hawaii. However, as the Hawaiian who live there know, small town Hawaii is an awesome place to call home.
But is it all roses? Definitely not. Just like any other state, Hawaii has its trouble spots. This article aims to determine, using Saturday Night Science, the absolute worst small towns to live in the Aloha State. Don’t freak out, we will use data to show which places have high crime, poverty, and unemployment.
After analyzing more than 64 of Hawaii’s smallest cities, we came up with this list as the 10 worst small towns in Hawaii where you’d never want to live:
So what is the worst small town to call home in Hawaii for 2023? According to the most recent census data, Hawaiian Ocean View is the worst small town to live in Hawaii.
While many of these small towns have seen better days, they have wonderful communities and people. This report in no way means to knock the folks that call towns like Hawaiian Ocean View home. Everyone
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers, or scroll to the bottom to see how your town ranked.
The 10 Worst Small Towns In Hawaii For 2023
Median Home Value: $168,300 (2nd worst)
Unemployment Rate: 15.9% (4th worst)
Median Home Value: $192,900 (4th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 15.3% (5th worst)
Median Home Value: $239,700 (10th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 6.1% (32nd worst)
Median Home Value: $156,200 (worst)
Unemployment Rate: 6.4% (28th worst)
Median Home Value: $220,900 (7th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 17.0% (3rd worst)
Median Home Value: $194,300 (5th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 17.6% (2nd worst)
Median Home Value: $278,900 (11th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 10.9% (12th worst)
Median Home Value: $281,500 (12th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 8.7% (17th worst)
Median Home Value: $200,300 (6th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 14.1% (9th worst)
Median Home Value: $360,400 (16th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 8.1% (20th worst)
Methodology: How do you decide if a small place in Hawaii is lousy or not?
To rank the worst small towns to live in Hawaii, we had to determine what criteria people like or dislike about a place. Assuming that people like low crime, solid education, things to do, and a stable economy isn’t a stretch.
We then analyzed the criteria using Saturday Night Science, the thinking you’d use at a bar. It seems like even your crazy Uncle would agree that a town with high crime is worse than a town with low crime; all else the same.
- Population Density (The lower, the worse)
- Highest Unemployment Rates
- Low housing costs (meaning there’s no demand)
- Adjusted Median Income (Median income adjusted for the cost of living)
- Education (Number of high school dropouts)
- High Crime
We looked at cities with populations between 1,000 and 5,000 people, of which there were many – 64 to be exact.
We get the crime numbers from the FBI, which gets them from the cities. Dropout numbers are based on the adult population, not just the current graduation rates of teenagers.
We base all our research on facts, which is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, which is our tenth time ranking the worst small places to live in Hawaii.
There You Have It – The Worst Small Towns In Hawaii
If you’re analyzing teeny places in the Aloha State with the worst economic situations, where there’s high crime and there’s not a lot to do, this is an accurate list.
If you’re curious enough, here are the best small towns to live in Hawaii, according to science:
- Kaaawa (Pop. 1,231)
- Heeia (Pop. 4,777)
- Maunawili (Pop. 2,071)
For more Hawaii reading, check out:
Detailed List Of The Worst Small Towns In Hawaii
|1||Hawaiian Ocean View||3,851|
|43||Waimea Cdp (Kauai County)||1,863|