These Are The 10 Trashiest Cities In Montana


These are the places in Montana with the most drug-addicted, violent, welfare receiving populations.

This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out.

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Do you know anyone whom you’d refer to as Trashy? Most likely. Either there’s someone at your job, in your neighborhood, or in your family that you’d throw that label on.

Essentially, Trashy is everywhere.

While calling someone Trashy might be a mean-spirited way of ridiculing or poking fun at a particular demographic, it can also serve as a way to express disdain about the way someone lives their life. It isn’t as derogatory as using other racial slurs, and in fact, the term has a bit of humor associated with it, making it the focus of pop culture.

Take for instance Jerry Springer, Honey Boo Boo, Kid Rock, Eminem, Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite and even Cousin Eddie in National Lampoon movies.

According to the Merriam Webster Dictionary, trashy is defined as:

“A term used broadly to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, racism, violence, alcoholism, poverty, and anglo-saxon ancestry. Similarly used with the term ‘cracker,’ ‘hillbilly’ or ‘redneck’.”

So, using some data crunching, we should be able to measure where the most Trashy communities in the state of Montana are actually located.

After pouring over data, watching too many fist fights and perusing illiterate Facebook comments, we’ve determined these are the most Trashy cities in Montana:

  1. Hamilton (Photos)
  2. Libby (Photos)
  3. Polson (Photos)
  4. Stevensville (Photos)
  5. Havre (Photos)
  6. Cut Bank (Photos)
  7. Kalispell (Photos)
  8. Great Falls (Photos)
  9. Deer Lodge (Photos)
  10. Columbia Falls (Photos)

Time to take some meth and stay up all night with us as we go through the cities one by one.

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How we determined the most trashy cities in Montana?

Using publicly available government data, as well as Google Maps, we were able to collect the data on the following trashy metrics:

  • Cities where there are lots of white people
  • Cities where residents are poorer than average
  • Cities where a high number of residents are high school dropouts
  • Cities with a high number of single parents
  • High drug use
  • Higher than average Payday Loan Outlets
  • Violent cities (measured in aggravated assaults)
  • Cities with a high number of residents on welfare

We used the government Census for most of the data. For drug use and violence, we used FBI data, and for Cash Advance Outlets, we used Google Maps.

Simple, right?
We limited the analysis to cities that have over 1,000 people.
Then, we ranked each place from 1 to 29 for each of the trashy criteria.

Next, then averaged all the ranks to create a “trashy index”.

In the end, Hamilton ended up being the the most trashy city in the Treasure State.

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1. Hamilton

Hamilton, Montana

Population: 4,501
% White: 95.25%
% Single Moms: 7.63%

2. Libby

Libby, Montana

Source: Public domain

Population: 2,671
% White: 97.38%
% Single Moms: 5.72%

3. Polson

Polson, Montana

Population: 4,643
% White: 72.24%
% Single Moms: 10.5%

4. Stevensville


Population: 2,048
% White: 96.63%
% Single Moms: 8.19%

5. Havre

Havre, Montana

Population: 9,790
% White: 87.09%
% Single Moms: 7.71%

6. Cut Bank

Cut Bank, Montana

Population: 2,985
% White: 71.93%
% Single Moms: 10.23%

7. Kalispell

Kalispell, Montana

Population: 21,142
% White: 95.13%
% Single Moms: 8.13%

8. Great Falls

Great Falls, Montana

Population: 59,563
% White: 87.46%
% Single Moms: 8.86%

9. Deer Lodge

Deer Lodge, Montana

Population: 3,056
% White: 95.81%
% Single Moms: 6.88%

10. Columbia Falls

Columbia Falls, Montana

Population: 4,856
% White: 97.8%
% Single Moms: 9.34%

There You Have It

According to the official dictionary definition of Trashy, and based on stereotypes that the internet says are true, using science to determine the most Trashy cities in a state can’t be too far off.

If you’re analyzing cities in Montana with lots of angry welfare recipients, single mothers and where people have lots of options for payday cash loans, this is an accurate list.

If you’re curious enough, here are the least trashy places in Montana:

  1. Colstrip
  2. East Helena
  3. Columbus

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Detailed List Of The Most Trashy Cities In Montana

Rank City Population % White % Single Mom % Poor
1 Hamilton 4,501 95.25% 7.63% 24.25%
2 Libby 2,671 97.38% 5.72% 30.04%
3 Polson 4,643 72.24% 10.5% 22.71%
4 Stevensville 2,048 96.63% 8.19% 20.19%
5 Havre 9,790 87.09% 7.71% 20.05%
6 Cut Bank 2,985 71.93% 10.23% 17.97%
7 Kalispell 21,142 95.13% 8.13% 17.08%
8 Great Falls 59,563 87.46% 8.86% 16.61%
9 Deer Lodge 3,056 95.81% 6.88% 11.99%
10 Columbia Falls 4,856 97.8% 9.34% 7.92%
11 Helena 29,600 93.09% 6.7% 17.7%
12 Conrad 2,604 94.2% 8.57% 15.34%
13 Glendive 5,284 92.05% 8.09% 15.11%
14 Billings 108,134 89.92% 7.79% 12.62%
15 Red Lodge 2,236 96.74% 8.19% 14.82%
16 Missoula 69,190 91.36% 6.08% 22.51%
17 Lewistown 5,883 93.46% 8.58% 8.1%
18 Glasgow 3,376 88.42% 11.16% 13.91%
19 Sidney 6,216 95.53% 4.52% 8.87%
20 Miles City 8,627 93.94% 7.7% 12.14%
21 Laurel 6,933 96.51% 6.19% 7.98%
22 Livingston 7,136 95.7% 2.67% 12.57%
23 Bozeman 40,319 92.26% 4.16% 23.97%
24 Belgrade 7,738 96.32% 5.07% 10.73%
25 Whitefish 6,692 98.77% 4.95% 7.02%
26 Dillon 4,193 93.32% 2.69% 28.86%
27 Columbus 2,181 94.13% 7.01% 8.47%
28 East Helena 2,306 93.71% 7.49% 10.54%
29 Colstrip 2,289 77.02% 6.64% 6.28%