These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Alabama


If you can’t score in these Alabama cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Alabama.

For example, Selma, Alabama has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Alabama if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 60 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Alabama:

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  1. Fairfield (Photos)
  2. Selma (Photos)
  3. Birmingham (Photos)
  4. Jacksonville (Photos)
  5. Troy (Photos)
  6. Tuscaloosa (Photos)
  7. Mobile (Photos)
  8. Montgomery (Photos)
  9. Gadsden (Photos)
  10. Talladega (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Fairfield?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Fairfield, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Alabama, according to science? That would be Calera. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Heart Of Dixie is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Alabama, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Alabama. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Alabama, that meant a total of 60 cities.

Read on to see why Fairfield is party central.

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1. Fairfield

Fairfield, Al

Get Laid Score: 93.4
Population: 10,937
% Female Population: 57.9%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Fairfield is a city in western Jefferson County, Alabama, United States. It is part of the Birmingham metropolitan area and is located southeast of Pleasant Grove. The population was 11,117 at the 2010 census.

2. Selma

Selma, Al

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 85.5
Population: 19,650
% Female Population: 56.4%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
Selma is a city in and the county seat of Dallas County, in the Black Belt region of south central Alabama and extending to the west. Located on the banks of the Alabama River, the city has a population of 20,756 as of the 2010 census.

3. Birmingham

Birmingham, Al

Get Laid Score: 77.2
Population: 212,424
% Female Population: 53.1%
Bars: 16
Colleges: 7
Birmingham (/brmhæm/ BUR-ming-ham) is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Alabama and the county seat of Jefferson County. The city’s population was 212,237 in the 2010 United States Census. In the 2010 US Census, the Birmingham-Hoover Metropolitan Statistical Area had a population of about 1,128,047, which is approximately one-quarter of Alabama’s population.

4. Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Al

Get Laid Score: 76.1
Population: 12,827
% Female Population: 53.2%
Bars: 9
Colleges: 1
Jacksonville is a city in Calhoun County, Alabama, United States. As of the 2010 census the population was 12,548, which is a 49% increase since 2000. It is included in the Anniston-Oxford Metropolitan Statistical Area. Jacksonville State University is located here, which is a center of commerce and one of the largest employers in the area.

5. Troy

Troy, Al

Get Laid Score: 69.9
Population: 18,944
% Female Population: 52.2%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 3
Troy is a city in Pike County, Alabama, United States. The city is the county seat of Pike County. It was formally incorporated on February 4, 1843.

6. Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa, Al

Get Laid Score: 69.9
Population: 96,352
% Female Population: 52.7%
Bars: 21
Colleges: 3
Tuscaloosa (/tsklus/ TUSK–LOO-s) is a city in and the seat of Tuscaloosa County in west central Alabama (in the southeastern United States). Located on the Black Warrior River at the Atlantic Seaboard fall line of the Piedmont, it is the fifth-largest city in Alabama, with an estimated population of 99,543 in 2016.

7. Mobile

Mobile, Al

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 64.4
Population: 193,717
% Female Population: 52.4%
Bars: 8
Colleges: 5
Mobile (/mobil/ moh-BEEL; French pronunciation: [m.bil]) is the county seat of Mobile County, Alabama, United States. The population within the city limits was 195,111 as of the 2010 United States Census, making it the third most populous city in Alabama, the most populous in Mobile County, and the largest municipality on the Gulf Coast between New Orleans, Louisiana, and St. Petersburg, Florida.

8. Montgomery

Montgomery, Al

Get Laid Score: 60.6
Population: 201,717
% Female Population: 52.9%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 7
Montgomery /mntmri/ is a major city and the capital of the U.S. state of Alabama and the county seat of Montgomery County. Named for Richard Montgomery, it is located on the Alabama River, in the Gulf Coastal Plain. As of the 2013 Census, Montgomery has a population of 201,332. It is the second-largest city in Alabama, after Birmingham, and is the 115th largest in the United States. The Montgomery Metropolitan Statistical Area had a 2010 estimated population of 374,536. It is the fourth-largest in the state and 136th among United States metropolitan areas.

9. Gadsden

Gadsden, Al

Get Laid Score: 60.6
Population: 36,235
% Female Population: 52.3%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Gadsden is a city in and the county seat of Etowah County in the U.S. state of Alabama. It is located on the Coosa River about 56 miles (90 km) northeast of Birmingham and 90 miles (140 km) southwest of Chattanooga, Tennessee. It is the primary city of the Gadsden Metropolitan Statistical Area, which has a population of 103,931. As of the 2010 census, the population of the city was 36,856, with an estimated population of 35,837 in 2016. Gadsden and Rome, Georgia, are the largest cities in the triangular area defined by the Interstate highways between Atlanta, Birmingham, and Chattanooga.

10. Talladega

Talladega, Al

Get Laid Score: 56.2
Population: 15,793
% Female Population: 50.7%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Alabama

If you’re looking at cities in Alabama where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Alabama, according to science:

  1. Calera
  2. Chelsea
  3. Helena

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Alabama

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Fairfield, AL 1 10,937 57.9% 4
Selma, AL 2 19,650 56.4% 4
Birmingham, AL 3 212,424 53.1% 16
Jacksonville, AL 4 12,827 53.2% 9
Troy, AL 5 18,944 52.2% 5
Tuscaloosa, AL 6 96,352 52.7% 21
Mobile, AL 7 193,717 52.4% 8
Montgomery, AL 8 201,717 52.9% 5
Gadsden, AL 9 36,235 52.3% 4
Talladega, AL 10 15,793 50.7% 4
Dothan, AL 11 68,066 52.5% 5
Huntsville, AL 12 188,973 51.2% 13
Daphne, AL 13 24,295 50.1% 4
Auburn, AL 14 60,318 50.0% 4
Muscle Shoals, AL 15 13,585 51.5% 4
Irondale, AL 16 12,388 55.2% 4
Center Point, AL 17 16,711 56.1% 4
Athens, AL 18 24,461 51.1% 4
Jasper, AL 19 14,137 52.0% 4
Anniston, AL 20 22,441 53.6% 4
Bessemer, AL 21 26,856 53.8% 4
Prichard, AL 22 22,340 53.6% 5
Fairhope, AL 23 17,996 55.2% 4
Northport, AL 24 24,544 54.1% 21
Foley, AL 25 16,741 52.3% 4
Ozark, AL 26 14,721 53.3% 4
Gulf Shores, AL 27 11,252 56.1% 4
Cullman, AL 28 15,156 52.3% 4
Decatur, AL 29 55,419 53.1% 4
Hueytown, AL 30 15,797 53.8% 4
Enterprise, AL 31 28,025 50.7% 4
Sylacauga, AL 32 12,696 54.3% 4
Scottsboro, AL 33 14,748 54.2% 4
Millbrook, AL 34 15,045 55.8% 4
Hoover, AL 35 84,100 52.9% 4
Saraland, AL 36 13,778 54.8% 5
Tillmans Corner, AL 37 18,620 52.8% 4
Homewood, AL 38 25,652 50.7% 4
Pleasant Grove, AL 39 10,284 53.4% 4
Opelika, AL 40 29,030 53.4% 4
Saks, AL 41 10,777 50.9% 4
Vestavia Hills, AL 42 34,243 51.2% 4
Gardendale, AL 43 13,750 52.6% 4
Prattville, AL 44 35,107 51.8% 4
Madison, AL 45 46,396 51.1% 5
Atmore, AL 46 10,067 42.5% 4
Pelham, AL 47 22,596 52.6% 6
Eufaula, AL 48 12,688 51.4% 4
Mountain Brook, AL 49 20,532 51.2% 4
Fort Payne, AL 50 14,101 50.0% 4
Albertville, AL 51 21,434 50.3% 4
Leeds, AL 52 11,701 52.2% 5
Trussville, AL 53 20,872 53.2% 15
Hartselle, AL 54 14,475 50.0% 4
Alabaster, AL 55 32,269 50.8% 4
Oxford, AL 56 21,202 51.0% 26
Moody, AL 57 12,464 49.9% 4
Helena, AL 58 17,630 51.1% 4
Chelsea, AL 59 11,706 51.5% 4
Calera, AL 60 12,839 49.4% 4

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