The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Alabama For 2022


If you can’t score in these Alabama cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Alabama.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Alabama.

For example, Selma, Alabama has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Alabama if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 59 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Alabama:

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Alabama

  1. Jacksonville
  2. Selma
  3. Fairfield
  4. Birmingham
  5. Troy
  6. Tuscaloosa
  7. Mobile
  8. Montgomery
  9. Daphne
  10. Huntsville

You might be thinking, "Jacksonville?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Jacksonville, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Alabama, according to science? That would be Chelsea. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Alabama For 2022

Jacksonville, AL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 86.5
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 3)
Population: 12,796
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Jacksonville:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Selma, AL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 85.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 17,762
Bars: 1
Colleges: 3
More on Selma:  Cost Of Living

Fairfield, AL

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 82.9
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 2)
Population: 10,749
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Fairfield:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Birmingham, AL

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 80.9
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 210,928
Bars: 13
Colleges: 8
More on Birmingham:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Troy, AL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.8
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 18,995
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Troy:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Tuscaloosa, AL

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.7
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 100,633
Bars: 18
Colleges: 4
More on Tuscaloosa:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Mobile, AL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 189,994
Bars: 5
Colleges: 5
More on Mobile:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Montgomery, AL

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.2
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 199,054
Bars: 2
Colleges: 6
More on Montgomery:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Daphne, AL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.6
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 26,578
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Daphne:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Huntsville, AL

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.4
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 199,845
Bars: 10
Colleges: 4
More on Huntsville:  Cost Of Living

How do you decide if a place in the Heart of Dixie is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Alabama, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Alabama. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Alabama, that meant a total of 59 cities.

Read on to see why Jacksonville is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Alabama for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Alabama where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Alabama, according to science:

  1. Chelsea
  2. Leeds
  3. Trussville

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Alabama For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Jacksonville, AL 12,796 6
2 Selma, AL 17,762 1
3 Fairfield, AL 10,749 1
4 Birmingham, AL 210,928 13
5 Troy, AL 18,995 2
6 Tuscaloosa, AL 100,633 18
7 Mobile, AL 189,994 5
8 Montgomery, AL 199,054 2
9 Daphne, AL 26,578 1
10 Huntsville, AL 199,845 10
11 Gadsden, AL 35,224 1
12 Auburn, AL 65,508 1
13 Foley, AL 19,337 1
14 Talladega, AL 15,405 1
15 Homewood, AL 25,170 1
16 Dothan, AL 68,608 2
17 Enterprise, AL 28,170 1
18 Bessemer, AL 26,063 1
19 Gulf Shores, AL 12,550 1
20 Millbrook, AL 16,037 1
21 Muscle Shoals, AL 14,379 1
22 Athens, AL 26,686 1
23 Anniston, AL 21,518 1
24 Hoover, AL 85,386 1
25 Fairhope, AL 22,035 1
26 Ozark, AL 14,350 1
27 Decatur, AL 54,344 1
28 Irondale, AL 13,068 1
29 Madison, AL 50,717 2
30 Cullman, AL 16,072 1
31 Eufaula, AL 11,878 1
32 Jasper, AL 13,584 1
33 Northport, AL 25,970 18
34 Scottsboro, AL 14,452 1
35 Sylacauga, AL 12,132 1
36 Vestavia Hills, AL 34,482 1
37 Tillmans Corner, AL 17,419 1
38 Prichard, AL 21,618 2
39 Opelika, AL 30,589 1
40 Prattville, AL 36,599 1
41 Meadowbrook, AL 10,110 1
42 Alabaster, AL 33,373 1
43 Pelham, AL 23,707 3
44 Saks, AL 10,175 1
45 Mountain Brook, AL 20,178 1
46 Center Point, AL 15,971 1
47 Fort Payne, AL 14,063 1
48 Albertville, AL 21,620 1
49 Hartselle, AL 14,421 1
50 Saraland, AL 14,561 2
51 Hueytown, AL 15,446 1
52 Helena, AL 18,631 1
53 Gardendale, AL 14,021 1
54 Calera, AL 14,327 1
55 Moody, AL 13,004 1
56 Oxford, AL 21,282 23
57 Trussville, AL 22,590 12
58 Leeds, AL 12,555 2
59 Chelsea, AL 13,599 1

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