These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Alaska

If you can’t score in these Alaska cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Alaska.

For example, Ketchikan, Alaska has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Alaska if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 15 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Alaska:

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  1. Palmer (Photos)
  2. Ketchikan (Photos)
  3. Kenai (Photos)
  4. Fairbanks (Photos)
  5. Juneau (Photos)
  6. Wasilla (Photos)
  7. Kodiak (Photos)
  8. Sitka (Photos)
  9. College
  10. Bethel (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Palmer?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Palmer, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Alaska, according to science? That would be Tanaina. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Last Frontier is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Alaska, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Alaska. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For Alaska, that meant a total of 15 cities.

Read on to see why Palmer is party central.

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1. Palmer

Palmer, Ak

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 60.0
Population: 6,572
% Female Population: 49.0%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Palmer is a city in and the borough seat of the Matanuska-Susitna Borough in the U.S. state of Alaska. It is part of the Anchorage Metropolitan Statistical Area. As of the 2010 census, the population of the city is 5,937.

2. Ketchikan

Ketchikan, Ak

Get Laid Score: 58.6
Population: 8,189
% Female Population: 48.5%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0

3. Kenai

Kenai, Ak

Get Laid Score: 48.6
Population: 7,551
% Female Population: 51.6%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
Kenai (/kina/, KEY-nigh) (Dena’ina: Shk’ituk’t) is a city in the Kenai Peninsula Borough in the U.S. state of Alaska. The population was 7,100 as of the 2010 census.

4. Fairbanks

Fairbanks, Ak

Get Laid Score: 47.1
Population: 32,578
% Female Population: 46.6%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Fairbanks /frbæks/ is a home rule city and the borough seat of the Fairbanks North Star Borough in the U.S. state of Alaska.

5. Juneau

Juneau, Ak

Get Laid Score: 45.7
Population: 32,524
% Female Population: 48.8%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
The City and Borough of Juneau (/duno/ JOO-noh; Tlingit: Dzánti K’ihéeni [tsántì kìhínì]), commonly known as Juneau, is the capital city of Alaska. It is a unified municipality located on the Gastineau Channel in the Alaskan panhandle, and it is the second largest city in the United States by area. Juneau has been the capital of Alaska since 1906, when the government of what was then the District of Alaska was moved from Sitka as dictated by the U.S. Congress in 1900.[citation needed] The municipality unified on July 1, 1970, when the city of Juneau merged with the city of Douglas and the surrounding Greater Juneau Borough to form the current municipality, which is larger by area than both Rhode Island and Delaware.

6. Wasilla

Wasilla, Ak

Get Laid Score: 40.0
Population: 8,972
% Female Population: 49.7%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
Wasilla is a city in Matanuska-Susitna Borough, United States and the sixth-largest city in Alaska. It is located on the northern point of Cook Inlet in the Matanuska-Susitna Valley of the southcentral part of the state. The city’s population was 7,831 at the 2010 census. Estimates in 2013 put the population at roughly 8,621. Wasilla is the largest city in the borough and a part of the Anchorage metropolitan area, which had an estimated population of 396,142 in 2013.

7. Kodiak

Kodiak, Ak

Get Laid Score: 34.3
Population: 6,272
% Female Population: 47.4%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
Kodiak (Alutiiq: Sun’aq; Russian: , tr. Kadyak) is one of seven communities and the main city on Kodiak Island, Kodiak Island Borough, in the U.S. state of Alaska. All commercial transportation between the entire island and the outside world goes through this city either via ferryboat or airline. The population was 6,130 as of the 2010 census. 2014 estimates put the population at 6,304.

8. Sitka

Sitka, Ak

Get Laid Score: 34.3
Population: 8,921
% Female Population: 48.8%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
The City and Borough of Sitka (Tlingit: Sheetká), formerly Novo-Arkhangelsk, or New Archangel under Russian rule (Russian: – or a, t Novoarkhangelsk), is a unified city-borough located on Baranof Island and the southern half of Chichagof Island in the Alexander Archipelago of the Pacific Ocean (part of the Alaska Panhandle), in the U.S. state of Alaska. As of the 2010 census, the population was 8,881. In terms of land area, it is the largest city-borough in the U.S., with a land area of 2,870.3 square miles (7,434 square kilometres) and a total area (including water area) of 4,811.4 square miles (12,461 square kilometres); however, it is the smallest of Alaska’s boroughs. Urban Sitka, the part that is usually thought of as the ‘city’ of Sitka, is on the west side of Baranof Island.

9. College

College, Ak

Get Laid Score: 27.1
Population: 14,372
% Female Population: 46.0%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0

10. Bethel

Bethel, Ak

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 24.3
Population: 6,365
% Female Population: 48.2%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
Bethel (Mamterilleq in Central Alaskan Yup’ik) is a city located near the west coast of the U.S. state of Alaska, approximately 400 miles (640 km) west of Anchorage, in the Bethel Census Area. Accessible only by air and river, Bethel is the main port on the Kuskokwim River and is an administrative and transportation hub for the 56 villages in the Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Alaska

If you’re looking at cities in Alaska where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Alaska, according to science:

  1. Tanaina
  2. Lakes
  3. Nikiski

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Alaska

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Palmer, AK 1 6,572 49.0% 1
Ketchikan, AK 2 8,189 48.5% 5
Kenai, AK 3 7,551 51.6% 2
Fairbanks, AK 4 32,578 46.6% 3
Juneau, AK 5 32,524 48.8% 2
Wasilla, AK 6 8,972 49.7% 1
Kodiak, AK 7 6,272 47.4% 2
Sitka, AK 8 8,921 48.8% 1
College, AK 9 14,372 46.0% 2
Bethel, AK 10 6,365 48.2% 1
Kalifornsky, AK 11 8,015 48.4% 1
Meadow Lakes, AK 12 7,694 48.0% 1
Nikiski, AK 13 5,029 43.2% 1
Lakes, AK 14 8,944 46.8% 1
Tanaina, AK 15 9,736 45.9% 1

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