The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Alaska For 2023


We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in Alaska where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in Alaska.

For example, Fairbanks, Alaska has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Alaska if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 14 of the state’s most populous areas (over 4,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Alaska.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Alaska

  1. Palmer
  2. Fairbanks
  3. Juneau
  4. Wasilla
  5. Ketchikan
  6. Kodiak
  7. College
  8. Kenai
  9. Sitka
  10. Kalifornsky

You might be thinking, “Palmer?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Palmer, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Alaska near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Alaska, according to science? That would be Bethel. More on that later.

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Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Alaska For 2023

Palmer, AK

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 56.8
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 5,978
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Palmer:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Fairbanks, AK

Source: Wikipedia User FairbanksMike | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 54.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 33,018
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Fairbanks:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Juneau, AK

Source: Wikipedia User Mark Hogan | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 47.0
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 2)
Population: 32,240
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Juneau:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Wasilla, AK

Source: Wikipedia User Beeblebrox (talk). Beeblebrox | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 47.0
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 9,098
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Wasilla:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Ketchikan, AK

Source: Wikipedia User | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 43.9
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 8,150
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Ketchikan:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kodiak, AK

Source: Wikipedia User Katie Walker | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 43.9
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 5,682
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Kodiak:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

College, AK

Source: Flickr User jgates513 | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 35.6
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 2)
Population: 11,797
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on College:  Cost Of Living

Kenai, AK

Source: Wikipedia User gilbert | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 34.8
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 7,452
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Kenai:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Sitka, AK

Source: Wikipedia User | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 25.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 8,518
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Sitka:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 23.5
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 1)
Population: 8,428
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Kalifornsky:  Cost Of Living

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Last Frontier

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Alaska, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Alaska. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 4,000 people. For Alaska, that meant a total of 14 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Alaska.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Alaska for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Alaska where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Alaska, according to science:

  1. Bethel
  2. Nikiski
  3. Tanaina

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Alaska For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Palmer, AK 5,978 1
2 Fairbanks, AK 33,018 3
3 Juneau, AK 32,240 2
4 Wasilla, AK 9,098 1
5 Ketchikan, AK 8,150 5
6 Kodiak, AK 5,682 2
7 College, AK 11,797 2
8 Kenai, AK 7,452 2
9 Sitka, AK 8,518 1
10 Kalifornsky, AK 8,428 1
11 Meadow Lakes, AK 8,367 1
12 Tanaina, AK 10,314 1
13 Nikiski, AK 4,232 1
14 Bethel, AK 6,273 1
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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