These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In America For 2018


If you can’t score in these cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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We all have certain desires. We want to make a lot of money. We want to have friends and family that care about us. We want to have fun and follow our passions.

And, we want to get laid. Some of us more often than others.

But where do you go if you want to get laid? We’re not talking which bars or which apps. We mean, specifically, which parts of the country.

The general assumption would be it would be somewhere where there’s a lot of horny people. Yes, we took that into account, but you also have to assume the best places to get laid would have a lot of younger, single, successful people.

You’re probably thinking, ‘I better move to Boston.’

For exactly how we calculated these rankings, read on. Or if your little black book is already jam packed, and you do not care about this list, check out

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How We Determined The Best Cities in America to Get Laid

When we at HomeSnacks normally analyze a place to live, we check in on statistics you can find anywhere on the web. You can get pretty much any demographic on anyone out there. You just have to sort it and look at it a certain way.

For this analysis we used the — U.S. Census.

The census compiles the best set of geographical data on the types of people in certain places. Then, you can combine that with other information – like the number of places people might meet and hook up.

In particular they look at the cost of the following items:

  • Number of bars per capita
  • Population density
  • % of people who are single
  • Average age of a population
  • How successful a population is
  • Number of colleges nearby

They just updated their data at the end of 2017, so we can take a fresh look at it. And, to be clear, we measured the 300 largest cities in America. So, while your little small town might be a hooking up night and day, we’re only looking at the most populated areas.

Specifically, this analysis bases the rankings on the assumption that younger, successful populations with lots of bars would be a great place to find someone to hook up with.

Here’s a look at the top ten.

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1. Boston, MA

Boston, Ma

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 91.5
Population: 658,279
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 95
Colleges: 28

If you’re in Boston, you should be getting laid pretty much every night if you’re trying. That’s because Boston ranks in the top 10% for three major categories: Population density, number of bars per capita, and number of single residents.

2. Syracuse, NY

Syracuse, Ny

Get Laid Score: 90.6
Population: 144,350
% Female Population: 52.7%
Bars: 18
Colleges: 8

If looks like the northeast is a great place to find someone to get down with. Syracuse – another college town – is bangin’ central. There’s only four other places in the country with more bars per capita, and there are a ton of single women here.

So, if you’re a dude, and you’re on the couch on a Friday night, it’s your own damn fault.

3. Berkeley, CA

Berkeley, Ca

Get Laid Score: 89.6
Population: 118,585
% Female Population: 51.5%
Bars: 29
Colleges: 12

If you’re ever been to Berkeley, you’d know it’s a hotbed of passion, especially if you’re a hippie. Just make sure to carry around some tie-dyed condoms in your pocket when you go out on the weekends.

Berkeley has more bars per capita than anywhere else in the country. And hardly anyone has kids here – Berkeley ranks 7th in the country for least number of children at home.

That means no annoying little ones walking in when you’re with that cougar you met downtown.

4. Cambridge, MA

Cambridge, Ma

Get Laid Score: 88.7
Population: 108,757
% Female Population: 51.2%
Bars: 40
Colleges: 6

Cambridge proves that Massachusetts is hook up heaven. It’s in the top 10 for four categories, and if it wasn’t for the fact that there aren’t a ton of single people here, it would probably beat Boston.

Why are there so many married people in Cambridge without kids? Are people waiting to settle down?

5. New Haven, CT

New Haven, Ct

Get Laid Score: 87.1
Population: 130,405
% Female Population: 52.9%
Bars: 23
Colleges: 5

New Haven sneaks into the top five for best cities in America to get laid.

Only 15% of the population is married. Plus, there’s a good mix of younger, free-lovin’ people, combined with a crowd of really smart (and probably hot) folks.

6. Washington, DC

Washington, Dc

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 86.6
Population: 659,009
% Female Population: 52.6%
Bars: 240
Colleges: 16

Outside of the back-door hook-up sessions among the political elite is a hotbed for laidness. If you’ve ever been to Washington, D.C., you’d know – this place just oozes sex. Maybe it’s because everyone is always dressed up super nice.

Or, maybe it’s because everyone here has great hair.

7. Baltimore, MD

Baltimore, Md

Source: Wikipedia

Get Laid Score: 86.1
Population: 621,000
% Female Population: 53.0%
Bars: 64
Colleges: 16

We know what you’re thinking. Baltimore? What the f&%*?

When you look at the data, it’s true. Hardly anyone is married with kids at home, and there’s a ton of places to party. It’s easy to score in Baltimore, and you have to admit, while it might be a little rough here, it’s certainly not a bore.

8. Pittsburgh, PA

Pittsburgh, Pa

Get Laid Score: 85.5
Population: 305,305
% Female Population: 51.1%
Bars: 38
Colleges: 18

Pittsburgh is one of those pleasant places that has a little more soul than most other large cities.

They’re also pretty down to get down here. Just check out the Pittsburgh Craigslist page for ‘casual encounters’. There’s probably a lot of swiping right in Steel City.

Philadelphia, by the way, ranks 16th on this list.

9. Cincinnati, OH

Cincinnati, Oh

Get Laid Score: 84.5
Population: 298,011
% Female Population: 52.1%
Bars: 39
Colleges: 12

The Natty is Nasty. At least that’s what the data tells us. Only Berkeley ranks lower for households with kids, and Berkeley is the only other city in America with more bars per person.

10. Buffalo, NY

Buffalo, Ny

Get Laid Score: 84.2
Population: 258,989
% Female Population: 52.4%
Bars: 27
Colleges: 8

Did you think you’d see Buffalo on here? Buffalo did.

While Buffalo doesn’t rank particularly high for any ‘laid’ metrics, is scores decently on all of them. There’s a ton of entertainment within a small area, and a lot of younger people with nothing else to do but find someone to love. For the night, that is.

There You Have It — The Best Cities in America to Get Laid

After all the dust settled and the analysis was over, we crowned Boston as the best place to get laid in America for 2018.

While it’s good news for the cities we mentioned, we have to throw some love at the worst cities to get laid in America. If you live in Jurupa Valley, CA, Palmdale, CA or in West Jordan, Utah, it sounds like you’re pretty lonely. We feel sorry for you.

Maybe it’s time for Netflix and chill?

Here’s a look at the cities in America that are probably great if you like playing video games online by yourself:

  1. Raleigh
  2. Vancouver
  3. St. Louis

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Best Cities To Get Laid In America For 2018

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Boston, MA 1 658,279 52.0% 95
Syracuse, NY 2 144,350 52.7% 18
Berkeley, CA 3 118,585 51.5% 29
Cambridge, MA 4 108,757 51.2% 40
New Haven, CT 5 130,405 52.9% 23
Washington, DC 6 659,009 52.6% 240
Baltimore, MD 7 621,000 53.0% 64
Pittsburgh, PA 8 305,305 51.1% 38
Cincinnati, OH 9 298,011 52.1% 39
Buffalo, NY 10 258,989 52.4% 27
Rochester, NY 11 210,291 51.3% 23
Hartford, CT 12 124,320 51.8% 17
Richmond, VA 13 216,773 52.5% 10
Baton Rouge, LA 14 228,694 52.3% 0
Gainesville, FL 15 128,610 52.1% 2
Philadelphia, PA 16 1,559,938 52.7% 91
Miami, FL 17 432,622 50.3% 5
Providence, RI 18 178,851 51.6% 6
Lansing, MI 19 114,773 51.9% 21
Pasadena, CA 20 140,268 51.2% 13
Springfield, MO 21 165,138 52.0% 2
Erie, PA 22 100,157 50.9% 2
Cleveland, OH 23 389,165 51.9% 141
Birmingham, AL 24 212,424 53.1% 12
Tallahassee, FL 25 188,466 52.7% 9
Worcester, MA 26 183,677 50.8% 13
Springfield, MA 27 153,991 52.7% 4
Bridgeport, CT 28 147,022 51.5% 9
Atlanta, GA 29 456,378 50.7% 54
New Orleans, LA 30 382,922 52.2% 44
West Palm Beach, FL 31 104,978 51.7% 2
Clearwater, FL 32 111,747 51.4% 10
Grand Rapids, MI 33 193,887 50.8% 9
Orlando, FL 34 263,306 51.9% 12
Springfield, IL 35 116,745 52.3% 6
Oakland, CA 36 412,040 51.2% 57
Chicago, IL 37 2,714,017 51.5% 200
Dayton, OH 38 141,143 51.5% 17
Fort Lauderdale, FL 39 175,153 47.6% 8
Milwaukee, WI 40 598,672 51.8% 49
Lakeland, FL 41 102,714 52.9% 1
Tampa, FL 42 361,477 51.7% 56
Charleston, SC 43 129,888 52.3% 24
Evansville, IN 44 120,156 52.4% 0
Detroit, MI 45 683,443 52.7% 61
Spokane, WA 46 212,078 51.4% 13
Boulder, CO 47 105,420 48.0% 18
Portland, OR 48 620,589 50.6% 274
Columbia, MO 49 117,165 52.1% 12
Eugene, OR 50 161,649 50.8% 12
Miami Gardens, FL 51 112,514 53.1% 0
Knoxville, TN 52 183,927 52.2% 12
Savannah, GA 53 144,717 52.3% 13
Shreveport, LA 54 198,571 53.1% 0
Waterbury, CT 55 109,211 51.6% 0
Wilmington, NC 56 113,724 52.9% 1
Peoria, IL 57 115,990 52.4% 1
Seattle, WA 58 668,849 49.9% 257
Little Rock, AR 59 197,640 52.1% 15
Minneapolis, MN 60 404,670 49.4% 73
Mobile, AL 61 193,717 52.4% 4
Durham, NC 62 251,761 53.0% 15
Akron, OH 63 198,508 51.9% 15
Yonkers, NY 64 199,725 52.9% 2
Memphis, TN 65 655,857 52.3% 8
Tyler, TX 66 101,946 53.0% 0
Montgomery, AL 67 201,717 52.9% 1
San Francisco, CA 68 850,282 49.0% 0
Alexandria, VA 69 151,473 51.8% 223
Tacoma, WA 70 205,602 50.5% 25
Jackson, MS 71 172,039 53.8% 0
Allentown, PA 72 119,624 51.7% 1
Winston-Salem, NC 73 238,474 53.1% 1
Manchester, NH 74 110,231 49.7% 18
Sacramento, CA 75 484,530 51.3% 26
Hampton, VA 76 136,789 51.8% 4
Greensboro, NC 77 282,177 53.3% 4
Toledo, OH 78 280,854 51.5% 33
Topeka, KS 79 127,472 52.2% 19
Columbus, OH 80 837,038 51.3% 46
Chattanooga, TN 81 175,462 52.7% 39
Ann Arbor, MI 82 118,087 50.0% 10
Tempe, AZ 83 174,708 47.6% 46
Columbia, SC 84 132,537 48.2% 10
New York, NY 85 8,461,961 52.3% 233
Lafayette, LA 86 125,808 51.1% 2
South Bend, IN 87 101,037 51.7% 12
Billings, MT 88 109,089 51.5% 2
Denver, CO 89 663,303 50.0% 239
Madison, WI 90 246,034 50.7% 59
Fullerton, CA 91 139,491 50.7% 10
Rochester, MN 92 111,396 51.3% 39
Newark, NJ 93 280,139 50.6% 5
Tulsa, OK 94 399,906 51.4% 33
Norfolk, VA 95 245,724 47.9% 9
Cedar Rapids, IA 96 129,537 51.2% 3
Warren, MI 97 135,069 51.7% 0
St. Louis, MO 98 316,030 51.7% 25
Vancouver, WA 99 169,982 51.3% 44
Raleigh, NC 100 441,326 51.9% 39

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  1. I”m very skeptical of the idea that free speech is in perfect shape and we have nothing to worry about, at Berkeley and elsewhere. In fact, Berkeley”s policies and recent history are pretty worrisome for free speech. The fact that one event was held on campus without being shut down is not exactly holding the campus to a high standard. And the fact that right-winger exaggerate a problem (and ignore the right-wingers who threaten free speech) doesn”t mean the problem is nonexistent. I”m also skeptical of Salon”s list of 99 items that are supposedly more important than campus free speech (most of them aren”t). If caring more about free speech than homeless students is a terrible thing, then this blog and the AAUP are surely guilty of it, too. The AAUP has issued endless statements and reports on intellectual freedom for 100 years, and probably has never said a word about homeless students. There”s nothing wrong with focusing on free speech without being obliged in every discussion of it to also mention every other social evil affecting colleges. Like 0

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