We all have certain desires. We want to make a lot of money. We want to have friends and family that care about us. We want to have fun and follow our passions.
And we want to get laid. Some of us do it more often than others.
But where do you go if you want to get laid? We’re not talking about which bars or which apps. We mean, specifically, which parts of the country.
The general assumption would be it would be somewhere where there’s a lot of horny people. Yes, we took that into account, but you also have to assume the best places to get laid would have a lot of younger, single, successful people.
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
The 10 East Cities To Get Laid In America For 2024
You’re probably thinking, ‘I better move to Boston.’
For exactly how we calculated these rankings, read on. Or if your little black book is already jam packed, and you do not care about this list, check out
The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In America For 2024
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Get Laid Score: 90.8
Population: 665,945
% Female Population: 51.8%
Colleges: 28
More on Boston: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
The crime in Boston, for being a large city, is relatively low, especially in higher-income areas. Boston is a great city because it is steeped in history, especially from the Revolutionary War. There are great Universities, a vibrant nightlife and great high-tech businesses. Biomedical is a huge field in the Greater Boston Area.
My favorite place in Boston is Newbury Street. I love the shops and restaurants. Watch out for the Green Line on the T as it is busy, crowded and splits off into different lines.
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Get Laid Score: 87.3
Population: 670,587
% Female Population: 52.2%
Colleges: 16
More on Washington:
Washington DC is a very fun place to live. I was there for five years and loved every minute of it. Lots of up and coming places for the young professional. It is a place to try and navigate while networking with others, finding your favorite fun activities, or learning more about everything.
Whatever your tastes, be it theater, museums, recreational sports, bar hopping, clubbing, literary book guilds, or religious activities, you can find a crowd here to your liking. Some of the people have a very inflated ego of themselves, and that is usually from the big fish in a small pond folks that move here. However, the majority of people are good and hard working individuals. There is a moderate amount of crime in Washington DC but that has changed a lot. It is also getting exorbitantly expensive to live here.
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Get Laid Score: 86.8
Population: 121,385
% Female Population: 51.1%
Colleges: 13
More on Berkeley: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
Berkeley welcomes all homeless, does nothing to dissuade transient crime, bums are deeply comfortable strewing their trash and feces all over the streets and have taken over downtown.
Berkeley is the perfect college town! There are so many amazing places to eat and hangout, and the weather is usually pretty nice.
Berkeley is a wonderful city full of an interesting, open-minded and intelligent group of people. The city is very culturally diverse and open to accepting anyone from anywhere. The food scene is to die for and if organically grown is what you live by, look no further than Berkeley grocery stores, farmers markets and more.
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Get Laid Score: 85.6
Population: 135,736
% Female Population: 53.0%
Colleges: 5
More on New Haven: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
I live in New Haven, and its quiet, and I live a couple minutes away!! Also, I go to AAMS, and we’re ranked #1 in the state for middle schools so stfu with yo fake facts.
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Get Laid Score: 83.0
Population: 584,548
% Female Population: 53.3%
Colleges: 17
More on Baltimore: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
I live in Baltimore and it’s not as bad as you think
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Get Laid Score: 82.9
Population: 121,057
% Female Population: 52.1%
Colleges: 7
More on Hartford: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
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Get Laid Score: 82.9
Population: 117,962
% Female Population: 49.9%
Colleges: 6
More on Cambridge: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
Crime is low, I believe. The school system is exceptional and unique with the “controlled choice” policies that foster diversity. Lots of quirky and trendy places to eat and hangout.
Lots of young adults because of all the colleges. Also the style is very historic with all the brick.
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Get Laid Score: 82.3
Population: 210,992
% Female Population: 51.9%
Colleges: 12
More on Rochester: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
“Rochester CAN definitely be a bad place to live for some people, but Rochester is my home.. I’ve lived here my entire life and so has my father and his father after he migrated here from Sicily..
Rochester has a huge underground music scene, many venues and even bars with stages that are based around music..
and the community factor in Rochester is amazing.. we have a lot of love for our communities and family.. and sometimes those two are one in the same..
Rochester NY. west side. child st.
not a place for the weak.. this city will make or break you.. sometimes both.. but struggle builds character. and that’s one thing we have here. character.”
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Get Laid Score: 80.0
Population: 142,414
% Female Population: 52.3%
Colleges: 7
More on Gainesville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
Gainesville is a huge city with many things to do. There are tons of bars and restaurants on university avenue. They have built a new shopping center that includes just about every store you can imagine called butler plaza 2. There’s also 3 separate parks there including depot park that includes a splash pad plus there is several museums in the area
My favorite place would have to be the museum of natural history it has tons of free exhibits plus a room with live bats and a butterfly farm!!!!
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Get Laid Score: 79.7
Population: 189,715
% Female Population: 51.5%
Colleges: 6
More on Providence: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living
How We Determined The Best Cities in America to Get Laid For 2024
When we analyze a place to live, we use Saturday Night Science to compare statistics for cities across the U.S.
For this analysis, we used the — U.S. Census.
The census compiles the best set of geographical data on the types of people in certain places. Then, you can combine that with other information – like the number of places people might meet and hook up.
In particular, they look at the cost of the following items:
- Number of bars per capita
- Population density
- % of people who are single
- Average age of a population
- How successful a population is
- Number of colleges nearby
They updated their data at the end of last year, so we can take a fresh look at it. And, to be clear, we measured the 300 largest cities in America. So, while your little small town might be hooking up night and day, we only look at the most populated areas.
Specifically, this analysis bases the rankings on the assumption that younger, successful populations with lots of bars would be a great place to find someone to hook up with. We updated this article for 2024. This list is our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in America. This article is an opinion based on facts and meant as infotainment — don’t freak out.
There You Have It — The Best Cities in America to Get Laid
After all the dust settled and the analysis was over, we crowned Boston as the best place to get laid in America for 2024.
While it’s good news for the cities we mentioned, we have to throw some love at the worst cities to get laid in America. If you live in Jurupa Valley, CA, Palmdale, CA or in West Jordan, Utah, it sounds like you’re pretty lonely. We feel sorry for you.
Maybe it’s time for Netflix and chill?
Here’s a look at the cities in America that are probably great if you like playing video games online by yourself:
- Jurupa Valley
- West Jordan
- Midland
For more reading, check out:
Best Cities To Get Laid In America For 2024
| City | Rank | Population | Percent Female |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boston, MA | 1 | 665,945 | 51.8% |
| Washington, DC | 2 | 670,587 | 52.2% |
| Berkeley, CA | 3 | 121,385 | 51.1% |
| New Haven, CT | 4 | 135,736 | 53.0% |
| Baltimore, MD | 5 | 584,548 | 53.3% |
| Hartford, CT | 6 | 121,057 | 52.1% |
| Cambridge, MA | 7 | 117,962 | 49.9% |
| Rochester, NY | 8 | 210,992 | 51.9% |
| Gainesville, FL | 9 | 142,414 | 52.3% |
| Providence, RI | 10 | 189,715 | 51.5% |
| Syracuse, NY | 11 | 146,134 | 51.7% |
| Pasadena, CA | 12 | 137,554 | 50.9% |
| Bridgeport, CT | 13 | 148,470 | 51.3% |
| Clearwater, FL | 14 | 116,984 | 50.5% |
| Pittsburgh, PA | 15 | 303,843 | 51.0% |
| Miami, FL | 16 | 443,665 | 49.2% |
| Richmond, VA | 17 | 227,171 | 52.4% |
| Cincinnati, OH | 18 | 308,870 | 51.7% |
| Atlanta, GA | 19 | 494,838 | 50.6% |
| Buffalo, NY | 20 | 276,688 | 51.8% |
| Eugene, OR | 21 | 176,755 | 51.2% |
| Boulder, CO | 22 | 106,598 | 48.3% |
| Oakland, CA | 23 | 437,825 | 50.8% |
| Portland, OR | 24 | 646,101 | 50.2% |
| Tallahassee, FL | 25 | 198,259 | 52.9% |
| Baton Rouge, LA | 26 | 225,500 | 52.2% |
| Chicago, IL | 27 | 2,721,914 | 51.2% |
| Springfield, MA | 28 | 155,305 | 51.8% |
| Charleston, SC | 29 | 149,960 | 52.5% |
| Ann Arbor, MI | 30 | 122,216 | 50.3% |
| Cleveland, OH | 31 | 370,365 | 51.2% |
| Philadelphia, PA | 32 | 1,593,208 | 52.5% |
| Fort Lauderdale, FL | 33 | 182,673 | 47.8% |
| Milwaukee, WI | 34 | 573,299 | 51.4% |
| Worcester, MA | 35 | 204,191 | 50.2% |
| Alexandria, VA | 36 | 157,594 | 51.4% |
| Birmingham, AL | 37 | 200,431 | 52.9% |
| Miami Gardens, FL | 38 | 111,618 | 52.5% |
| Durham, NC | 39 | 284,094 | 52.7% |
| New Orleans, LA | 40 | 380,408 | 52.8% |
| Waterbury, CT | 41 | 114,480 | 51.9% |
| Grand Rapids, MI | 42 | 198,096 | 51.1% |
| Detroit, MI | 43 | 636,787 | 52.4% |
| Manchester, NH | 44 | 115,037 | 50.0% |
| Lakeland, FL | 45 | 114,404 | 50.9% |
| Savannah, GA | 46 | 147,583 | 52.4% |
| Orlando, FL | 47 | 307,738 | 51.2% |
| Seattle, WA | 48 | 734,603 | 48.9% |
| Tempe, AZ | 49 | 181,005 | 46.7% |
| West Palm Beach, FL | 50 | 117,588 | 51.6% |
| Wilmington, NC | 51 | 116,933 | 53.3% |
| El Cajon, CA | 52 | 105,721 | 51.0% |
| Scottsdale, AZ | 53 | 240,537 | 51.3% |
| Columbia, MO | 54 | 126,172 | 51.9% |
| Minneapolis, MN | 55 | 426,877 | 48.8% |
| San Francisco, CA | 56 | 851,036 | 48.5% |
| Tuscaloosa, AL | 57 | 105,797 | 52.4% |
| Tampa, FL | 58 | 388,768 | 50.1% |
| Springfield, MO | 59 | 168,873 | 50.9% |
| Newark, NJ | 60 | 307,355 | 50.4% |
| Memphis, TN | 61 | 630,027 | 52.4% |
| Fullerton, CA | 62 | 142,280 | 50.7% |
| Little Rock, AR | 63 | 202,218 | 52.8% |
| Denver, CO | 64 | 710,800 | 49.5% |
| Madison, WI | 65 | 268,516 | 49.8% |
| New York, NY | 66 | 8,622,467 | 51.9% |
| Quincy, MA | 67 | 100,981 | 49.5% |
| Springfield, IL | 68 | 114,214 | 51.8% |
| Columbia, SC | 69 | 136,754 | 50.2% |
| Dayton, OH | 70 | 137,305 | 50.3% |
| Glendale, CA | 71 | 194,512 | 52.5% |
| Tacoma, WA | 72 | 219,234 | 49.8% |
| Shreveport, LA | 73 | 186,183 | 52.9% |
| Allentown, PA | 74 | 125,292 | 50.9% |
| Arlington, VA | 75 | 235,845 | 49.5% |
| Winston-Salem, NC | 76 | 249,571 | 52.8% |
| Hampton, VA | 77 | 137,217 | 51.7% |
| Knoxville, TN | 78 | 191,857 | 51.5% |
| Lansing, MI | 79 | 112,986 | 50.8% |
| Peoria, IL | 80 | 113,054 | 51.8% |
| Jackson, MS | 81 | 153,271 | 54.0% |
| Norfolk, VA | 82 | 236,973 | 49.1% |
| San Mateo, CA | 83 | 104,165 | 50.1% |
| Mobile, AL | 84 | 186,316 | 53.0% |
| St. Petersburg, FL | 85 | 259,343 | 51.8% |
| Hollywood, FL | 86 | 152,764 | 49.2% |
| Spokane, WA | 87 | 227,922 | 50.1% |
| Greensboro, NC | 88 | 297,202 | 53.7% |
| Lafayette, LA | 89 | 121,706 | 51.1% |
| Raleigh, NC | 90 | 465,517 | 51.2% |
| Brockton, MA | 91 | 104,713 | 51.1% |
| Newport News, VA | 92 | 185,118 | 51.3% |
| Costa Mesa, CA | 93 | 111,490 | 48.4% |
| Pomona, CA | 94 | 149,831 | 50.7% |
| Chattanooga, TN | 95 | 181,288 | 52.3% |
| Torrance, CA | 96 | 145,454 | 50.8% |
| Yonkers, NY | 97 | 209,780 | 51.3% |
| Akron, OH | 98 | 190,273 | 51.7% |
| Rochester, MN | 99 | 120,848 | 51.0% |
| Chico, CA | 100 | 102,790 | 50.9% |
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