These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Hawaii


If you can’t score in these Hawaii cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Hawaii.

For example, Kaneohe, Hawaii has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Hawaii if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 22 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Hawaii:

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  1. Hilo
  2. Kaneohe (Photos)
  3. Waimalu
  4. Wailuku (Photos)
  5. Kapaa (Photos)
  6. Kapolei (Photos)
  7. Halawa (Photos)
  8. Wahiawa (Photos)
  9. Kihei (Photos)
  10. Ewa Gentry

You might be thinking, ‘Hilo?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Hilo, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Hawaii, according to science? That would be Royal Kunia. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Aloha State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Hawaii, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Hawaii. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Hawaii, that meant a total of 22 cities.

Read on to see why Hilo is party central.

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1. Hilo

Hilo, Hi

Get Laid Score: 59.6
Population: 45,579
% Female Population: 50.5%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
Hilo (/hilo/) is the largest settlement and census-designated place (CDP) in Hawaii County, Hawaii, United States, which encompasses the Island of Hawaii. The population was 43,263 at the 2010 census.

2. Kaneohe

Kaneohe, Hi

Get Laid Score: 42.7
Population: 35,065
% Female Population: 50.0%
Bars: 10
Colleges: 1

3. Waimalu

Waimalu, Hi

Source: Google Maps

Get Laid Score: 38.2
Population: 13,478
% Female Population: 47.1%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0

4. Wailuku

Wailuku, Hi

Get Laid Score: 32.6
Population: 16,179
% Female Population: 50.7%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
Wailuku is a census-designated place (CDP) in Maui County, Hawaii, United States. The population was 15,313 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Maui County.

5. Kapaa

Kapaa, Hi

Get Laid Score: 32.6
Population: 10,753
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
Kapaa (Kauai dialect: Tapaa) is an unincorporated census-designated place (CDP) in Kauai County, Hawaii, United States. The population was 10,699 at the 2010 census.

6. Kapolei

Kapolei, Hi

Get Laid Score: 31.5
Population: 19,206
% Female Population: 50.4%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Kapolei is a master-planned community in Honolulu County, Hawaii, United States, on the island of Oahu. It is colloquially known as the ‘second city’ of Oahu, in relation to Honolulu. Officially, it is a census-designated place (CDP) within the consolidated city-county of Honolulu.

7. Halawa

Halawa, Hi

Source: Wikipedia

Get Laid Score: 31.5
Population: 14,455
% Female Population: 51.4%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0

8. Wahiawa

Wahiawa, Hi

Get Laid Score: 31.5
Population: 17,696
% Female Population: 48.8%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0

9. Kihei

Kihei, Hi

Get Laid Score: 25.8
Population: 21,964
% Female Population: 50.4%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0

10. Ewa Gentry

Ewa Gentry, Hi

Get Laid Score: 24.7
Population: 23,168
% Female Population: 50.9%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Hawaii

If you’re looking at cities in Hawaii where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Hawaii, according to science:

  1. Royal Kunia
  2. Mililani Mauka
  3. Kalaoa

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Hawaii

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Hilo, HI 1 45,579 50.5% 4
Kaneohe, HI 2 35,065 50.0% 10
Waimalu, HI 3 13,478 47.1% 1
Wailuku, HI 4 16,179 50.7% 1
Kapaa, HI 5 10,753 52.0% 1
Kapolei, HI 6 19,206 50.4% 3
Halawa, HI 7 14,455 51.4% 1
Wahiawa, HI 8 17,696 48.8% 2
Kihei, HI 9 21,964 50.4% 2
Ewa Gentry, HI 10 23,168 50.9% 1
Waipio, HI 11 11,554 47.2% 1
Kahului, HI 12 30,164 49.2% 1
Nanakuli, HI 13 12,042 51.5% 1
Waianae, HI 14 13,426 49.8% 1
East Honolulu, HI 15 47,957 51.3% 9
Lahaina, HI 16 12,675 49.1% 2
Makakilo, HI 17 20,353 50.7% 2
Ewa Beach, HI 18 15,165 48.3% 4
Hawaiian Paradise Park, HI 19 11,787 47.0% 1
Kalaoa, HI 20 11,198 48.1% 1
Mililani Mauka, HI 21 20,322 48.1% 1
Royal Kunia, HI 22 14,424 49.5% 1

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