The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Hawaii For 2022


If you can’t score in these Hawaii cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Hawaii.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Hawaii.

For example, Waipio, Hawaii has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Hawaii if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 22 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Hawaii:

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Hawaii

  1. Waimalu
  2. Waipio
  3. Hilo
  4. Kapolei
  5. Kaneohe
  6. Makaha
  7. Halawa
  8. Kihei
  9. Ewa Beach
  10. Makakilo

You might be thinking, "Waimalu?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Waimalu, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Hawaii, according to science? That would be Lahaina. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Hawaii For 2022

Waimalu, HI

Source: Wikipedia
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 43.8
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 6)
Population: 13,714
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Waimalu:  Cost Of Living

Waipio, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 38.6
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 4)
Population: 10,745
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Waipio:  Cost Of Living

Hilo, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 37.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 2)
Population: 45,248
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on Hilo:  Cost Of Living

Kapolei, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 37.5
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 21,541
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Kapolei:  Cost Of Living

Kaneohe, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 34.1
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 33,540
Bars: 13
Colleges: 1
More on Kaneohe:  Cost Of Living

Makaha, HI

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 32.4
Rank Last Year: -
Population: 10,087
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Makaha:  Cost Of Living

Halawa, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 31.8
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 6)
Population: 13,953
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Halawa:  Cost Of Living

Kihei, HI

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 30.7
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 6)
Population: 22,749
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Kihei:  Cost Of Living

Ewa Beach, HI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 29.5
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 13,803
Bars: 7
Colleges: 0
More on Ewa Beach:  Cost Of Living

Makakilo, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 26.7
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 19,565
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Makakilo:  Cost Of Living

How do you decide if a place in the Aloha State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Hawaii, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Hawaii. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Hawaii, that meant a total of 22 cities.

Read on to see why Waimalu is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Hawaii for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Hawaii where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Hawaii, according to science:

  1. Lahaina
  2. Waianae
  3. Mililani Mauka

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Hawaii For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Waimalu, HI 13,714 4
2 Waipio, HI 10,745 4
3 Hilo, HI 45,248 7
4 Kapolei, HI 21,541 6
5 Kaneohe, HI 33,540 13
6 Makaha, HI 10,087 4
7 Halawa, HI 13,953 4
8 Kihei, HI 22,749 5
9 Ewa Beach, HI 13,803 7
10 Makakilo, HI 19,565 5
11 Hawaiian Paradise Park, HI 10,921 4
12 Kahului, HI 29,993 4
13 Wahiawa, HI 16,442 5
14 Ewa Gentry, HI 26,358 4
15 Wailuku, HI 17,523 4
16 Royal Kunia, HI 13,857 4
17 East Honolulu, HI 47,132 12
18 Waihee-Waiehu, HI 10,771 4
19 Nanakuli, HI 11,379 4
20 Mililani Mauka, HI 19,808 4
21 Waianae, HI 13,192 4
22 Lahaina, HI 13,216 5

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