The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Hawaii For 2021


If you can’t score in these Hawaii cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2021. This is our seventh time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Hawaii.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Hawaii.

For example, Kihei, Hawaii has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Hawaii if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 23 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Hawaii:

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Hawaii

  1. Hilo
  2. Kihei
  3. Kaneohe
  4. Kapolei
  5. Kapaa
  6. Waipio
  7. Waimalu
  8. Kahului
  9. Hawaiian Paradise Park
  10. Makakilo

You might be thinking, "Hilo?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Hilo, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Hawaii, according to science? That would be Kaneohe Station. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Hawaii For 2021

Hilo, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 44.0
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 45,056
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Hilo:  Cost Of Living

Kihei, HI

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 38.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 22,402
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Kihei:  Cost Of Living

Kaneohe, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 37.9
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 33,841
Bars: 12
Colleges: 1
More on Kaneohe:  Cost Of Living

Kapolei, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 35.2
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 3)
Population: 21,674
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Kapolei:  Cost Of Living

Kapaa, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 35.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 10,580
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Kapaa:  Cost Of Living

Waipio, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 31.9
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 1)
Population: 11,469
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Waipio:  Cost Of Living

Waimalu, HI

Source: Wikipedia
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 30.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 2)
Population: 14,043
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Waimalu:  Cost Of Living

Kahului, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 25.3
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 31,336
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Kahului:  Cost Of Living

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 24.2
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 11,202
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Hawaiian Paradise Park:  Cost Of Living

Makakilo, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 23.6
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 2)
Population: 19,775
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Makakilo:  Cost Of Living

How do you decide if a place in the Aloha State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Hawaii, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2015-2019 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Hawaii. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Hawaii, that meant a total of 23 cities.

Read on to see why Hilo is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Hawaii for 2021

If you're looking at cities in Hawaii where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Hawaii, according to science:

  1. Kaneohe Station
  2. Waianae
  3. Mililani Mauka

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Hawaii For 2021

Rank City Population Bars
1 Hilo, HI 45,056 6
2 Kihei, HI 22,402 4
3 Kaneohe, HI 33,841 12
4 Kapolei, HI 21,674 5
5 Kapaa, HI 10,580 3
6 Waipio, HI 11,469 3
7 Waimalu, HI 14,043 3
8 Kahului, HI 31,336 3
9 Hawaiian Paradise Park, HI 11,202 3
10 Makakilo, HI 19,775 4
11 Ewa Beach, HI 14,479 6
12 Kalaoa, HI 11,729 3
13 Halawa, HI 14,453 3
14 Wailuku, HI 17,708 3
15 Ewa Gentry, HI 25,641 3
16 Wahiawa, HI 17,122 4
17 Royal Kunia, HI 14,565 3
18 Lahaina, HI 12,776 4
19 East Honolulu, HI 47,540 11
20 Nanakuli, HI 11,461 3
21 Mililani Mauka, HI 20,090 3
22 Waianae, HI 13,609 3
23 Kaneohe Station, HI 11,289 12

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