These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Hawaii For 2019

If you can’t score in these Hawaii cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Hawaii.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Hawaii.

For example, Kaneohe, Hawaii has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Hawaii if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 23 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Hawaii:

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  1. Hilo (Photos)
  2. Kaneohe (Photos)
  3. Waipio (Photos)
  4. Kapolei (Photos)
  5. Waimalu
  6. Wailuku (Photos)
  7. Halawa (Photos)
  8. Wahiawa (Photos)
  9. Kahului (Photos)
  10. Nanakuli (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Hilo?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Hilo, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Hawaii, according to science? That would be Kaneohe Station. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Aloha State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Hawaii, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Hawaii. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Hawaii, that meant a total of 23 cities.

Read on to see why Hilo is party central.

Hilo, HI

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 66.7
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 45,703
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on Hilo:  Data | Photos

Hilo is the largest settlement and census-designated place in Hawaii County, Hawaii, United States, which encompasses the Island of Hawaii. The population was 43,263 at the 2010 census.

Kaneohe, HI

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 60.0
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 34,123
Bars: 13
Colleges: 1
More on Kaneohe:  Data | Photos

Waipio, HI

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 54.2
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 8)
Population: 11,607
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Waipio:  Data | Photos

Waipio is a census-designated place located in the Ewa District of the island of Oahu in the City & County of Honolulu, Hawaii, United States. In Hawaiian, wai pio means “curved water”. As of the 2010 census, the CDP had a population of 11,674.

Kapolei, HI

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 53.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 3)
Population: 21,086
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Kapolei:  Data | Photos

Kapolei is a master-planned community in Honolulu County, Hawaii, United States, on the island of Oahu. It is colloquially known as the “second city” of Oahu, in relation to Honolulu. Officially, it is a census-designated place within the consolidated city-county of Honolulu.

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 52.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 13,158
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Waimalu:  Data

Wailuku, HI

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 50.8
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 2)
Population: 16,995
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Wailuku:  Data | Photos

Wailuku is a census-designated place in Maui County, Hawaii, United States. The population was 15,313 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Maui County.

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 50.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 14,335
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Halawa:  Data | Photos

Wahiawa, HI

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 46.7
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 17,555
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Wahiawa:  Data | Photos

Kahului, HI

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 45.8
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 30,706
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Kahului:  Data | Photos

Nanakuli, HI

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 45.8
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 4)
Population: 11,757
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Nanakuli:  Data | Photos

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Hawaii for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Hawaii where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Hawaii, according to science:

  1. Kaneohe Station
  2. Mililani Mauka
  3. Royal Kunia

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Hawaii For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Hilo, HI 45,703 7
2 Kaneohe, HI 34,123 13
3 Waipio, HI 11,607 4
4 Kapolei, HI 21,086 6
5 Waimalu, HI 13,158 4
6 Wailuku, HI 16,995 4
7 Halawa, HI 14,335 4
8 Wahiawa, HI 17,555 5
9 Kahului, HI 30,706 4
10 Nanakuli, HI 11,757 4
11 Ewa Beach, HI 15,047 7
12 Kapaa, HI 10,505 4
13 Waianae, HI 13,636 4
14 Kihei, HI 22,220 5
15 Makakilo, HI 20,615 5
16 Kalaoa, HI 11,107 4
17 Ewa Gentry, HI 24,181 4
18 East Honolulu, HI 47,868 12
19 Lahaina, HI 13,223 5
20 Hawaiian Paradise Park, HI 11,564 4
21 Royal Kunia, HI 14,396 4
22 Mililani Mauka, HI 20,393 4
23 Kaneohe Station, 0 11,198 13

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