Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Hawaii For 2020


If you can’t score in these Hawaii cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2020. This is our sixth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Hawaii.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Hawaii.

For example, Hilo, Hawaii has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Hawaii if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 23 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Hawaii:

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  1. Kapolei (Photos)
  2. Hilo (Photos)
  3. Kihei (Photos)
  4. Kaneohe (Photos)
  5. Kapaa (Photos)
  6. Kahului (Photos)
  7. Waipio (Photos)
  8. Makakilo (Photos)
  9. Waimalu (Photos)
  10. Ewa Beach (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Kapolei?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Kapolei, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Hawaii, according to science? That would be Kaneohe Station. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Aloha State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Hawaii, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2014-2018 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of hawaii. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For hawaii, that meant a total of 23 cities.

Read on to see why Kapolei is party central.

Kapolei, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 42.3
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 3)
Population: 21,474
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Kapolei:  Data | Photos

Kapolei is a master-planned community in Honolulu County, Hawaii, United States, on the island of Oahu. It is colloquially known as the “second city” of Oahu, in relation to Honolulu. Officially, it is a census-designated place within the consolidated city-county of Honolulu.

Hilo, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 41.2
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 46,284
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Hilo:  Data | Photos

Hilo is the largest settlement and census-designated place in Hawaii County, Hawaii, United States, which encompasses the Island of Hawaii. The population was 43,263 at the 2010 census.

Kihei, HI

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 34.1
Rank Last Year: 14 (Up 11)
Population: 21,879
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Kihei:  Data | Photos

Kaneohe, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 34.1
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 33,739
Bars: 10
Colleges: 1
More on Kaneohe:  Data | Photos

Kapaa, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 32.4
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 6)
Population: 10,544
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Kapaa:  Data | Photos

Kapaa is an unincorporated census-designated place in Kauai County, Hawaii, United States. The population was 10,699 at the 2010 census.

Kahului, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 29.7
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 3)
Population: 32,312
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Kahului:  Data | Photos

Waipio, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 29.1
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 4)
Population: 11,508
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Waipio:  Data | Photos

Waipio is a census-designated place located in the Ewa District of the island of Oahu in the City & County of Honolulu, Hawaii, United States. In Hawaiian, wai pio means “curved water”. As of the 2010 census, the CDP had a population of 11,674.

Makakilo, HI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 28.6
Rank Last Year: 15 (Up 7)
Population: 20,920
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Makakilo:  Data | Photos

Waimalu, HI

Source: Wikipedia
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 26.4
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 4)
Population: 13,384
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Waimalu:  Data | Photos

Ewa Beach, HI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 25.8
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 1)
Population: 14,717
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Ewa Beach:  Data | Photos

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in hawaii for 2020

If you’re looking at cities in Hawaii where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Hawaii, according to science:

  1. Kaneohe Station
  2. Waianae
  3. Mililani Mauka

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Hawaii For 2020

Rank City Population Bars
1 Kapolei, HI 21,474 3
2 Hilo, HI 46,284 4
3 Kihei, HI 21,879 2
4 Kaneohe, HI 33,739 10
5 Kapaa, HI 10,544 1
6 Kahului, HI 32,312 1
7 Waipio, HI 11,508 1
8 Makakilo, HI 20,920 2
9 Waimalu, HI 13,384 1
10 Ewa Beach, HI 14,717 4
11 Wailuku, HI 17,354 1
12 Hawaiian Paradise Park, HI 11,479 1
13 Wahiawa, HI 17,422 2
14 Ewa Gentry, HI 25,752 1
15 Halawa, HI 14,640 1
16 Royal Kunia, HI 14,449 1
17 Kalaoa, HI 11,604 1
18 East Honolulu, HI 47,770 9
19 Nanakuli, HI 11,742 1
20 Lahaina, HI 13,103 2
21 Mililani Mauka, HI 19,955 1
22 Waianae, HI 14,054 1
23 Kaneohe Station, HI 11,075 10

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