The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Hawaii For 2023


We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in Hawaii where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in Hawaii.

For example, Kaneohe, Hawaii has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Hawaii if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 22 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Hawaii.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Hawaii

  1. Waimalu
  2. Kaneohe
  3. Waipio
  4. Kahului
  5. Hilo
  6. Kihei
  7. Halawa
  8. Kapolei
  9. Makakilo
  10. Wahiawa

You might be thinking, “Waimalu?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Waimalu, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Hawaii near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Hawaii, according to science? That would be Waianae. More on that later.

For more Hawaii reading, check out:


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Hawaii For 2023

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.1
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 13,818
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Waimalu:  Cost Of Living

Kaneohe, HI

Source: Wikipedia User Jörg Hempel | CC BY-SA 3.0 de
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 47.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 3)
Population: 34,509
Bars: 11
Colleges: 1
More on Kaneohe:  Cost Of Living

Waipio, HI

Source: Wikipedia User Paul Hirst (Phirst) | CC BY-SA 2.5
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 43.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 10,989
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Waipio:  Cost Of Living

Kahului, HI

Source: Wikipedia User ideatrendz | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 40.0
Rank Last Year: 12 (Up 7)
Population: 27,938
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Kahului:  Cost Of Living

Hilo, HI

Source: Flickr User Ron Cogswell | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 40.0
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 46,559
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Hilo:  Cost Of Living

Kihei, HI

Source: Wikipedia User Skier Dude | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 40.0
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 3)
Population: 22,840
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Kihei:  Cost Of Living

Halawa, HI

Source: Wikipedia User | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 33.9
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 14,990
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Halawa:  Cost Of Living

Kapolei, HI

Source: Wikipedia User Travis.Thurston | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 32.8
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 5)
Population: 23,248
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Kapolei:  Cost Of Living

Makakilo, HI

Source: Wikipedia User Travis.Thurston | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 29.4
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 20,862
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Makakilo:  Cost Of Living

Wahiawa, HI

Source: Wikipedia User | CC BY-SA 2.5
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 28.9
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 3)
Population: 17,357
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Wahiawa:  Cost Of Living

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Aloha State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Hawaii, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Hawaii. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Hawaii, that meant a total of 22 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Hawaii.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Hawaii for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Hawaii where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Hawaii, according to science:

  1. Waianae
  2. Nanakuli
  3. Waihee-Waiehu

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Hawaii For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Waimalu, HI 13,818 2
2 Kaneohe, HI 34,509 11
3 Waipio, HI 10,989 2
4 Kahului, HI 27,938 2
5 Hilo, HI 46,559 5
6 Kihei, HI 22,840 3
7 Halawa, HI 14,990 2
8 Kapolei, HI 23,248 4
9 Makakilo, HI 20,862 3
10 Wahiawa, HI 17,357 3
11 Ewa Beach, HI 14,614 5
12 Hawaiian Paradise Park, HI 11,942 2
13 Ewa Gentry, HI 28,125 2
14 Kapaa, HI 11,516 2
15 Lahaina, HI 13,261 3
16 Royal Kunia, HI 14,390 2
17 Wailuku, HI 15,670 2
18 East Honolulu, HI 50,076 10
19 Mililani Mauka, HI 21,657 2
20 Waihee-Waiehu, HI 11,059 2
21 Nanakuli, HI 12,587 2
22 Waianae, HI 14,152 2
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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