These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Maine For 2019


If you can’t score in these Maine cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Maine.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Maine.

For example, Orono, Maine has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Maine if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 25 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Maine:

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  1. Waterville (Photos)
  2. Orono (Photos)
  3. Brunswick
  4. Portland (Photos)
  5. Bangor (Photos)
  6. Lewiston (Photos)
  7. Presque Isle (Photos)
  8. South Portland (Photos)
  9. Augusta (Photos)
  10. Biddeford (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Waterville?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Waterville, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Maine, according to science? That would be Saco. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Pine Tree State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Maine, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Maine. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For Maine, that meant a total of 25 cities.

Read on to see why Waterville is party central.

Waterville, ME

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 78.2
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 16,374
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Waterville:  Data | Photos

Waterville is a city in Kennebec County of the U.S. state of Maine, United States, on the west bank of the Kennebec River. Home to Colby College and Thomas College, the population was 15,722 at the 2010 census. Waterville is also the latter of the cities which make up the Augusta-Waterville, ME Micropolitan Statistical Area.

Orono, ME

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 9,667
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Orono:  Data | Photos

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 2)
Population: 15,425
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Brunswick:  Data

Brunswick is a town in Cumberland County in southern Maine, United States. The population was 20,278 at the 2010 United States Census. Part of the Portland-South Portland-Biddeford metropolitan area, Brunswick is home to Bowdoin College, the Bowdoin College Museum of Art, the Peary-MacMillan Arctic Museum, The Theater Project, and the Maine State Music Theatre. It is also home to Mid Coast Hospital, one of Maine’s newest full-service hospitals. It was home to Naval Air Station Brunswick which was permanently closed on May 31, 2011.

Portland, ME

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.7
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 2)
Population: 66,715
Bars: 16
Colleges: 3
More on Portland:  Data | Photos

Portland is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Maine, with a population of 66,937 as of 2016. This makes it the fourth least populous city in the U.S. to be the most populous in its state. The Greater Portland metropolitan area is home to over half a million people, more than one-third of Maine’s total population. The Old Port district is frequented by tourists, while Portland Head Light is also a destination. The city seal depicts a phoenix rising from ashes, which is a reference to the recoveries from four devastating fires. Portland was named after the English Isle of Portland, and the city of Portland, Oregon, was in turn named after Portland, Maine.

Bangor, ME

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 57.1
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 32,237
Bars: 2
Colleges: 3
More on Bangor:  Data | Photos

Bangor is a city along the Penobscot River in the U.S. state of Maine. The city proper has a population of 33,039, while the Bangor metropolitan area has a population of 153,746. Bangor is known as the “Queen City” of Maine.

Lewiston, ME

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 57.1
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 36,211
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
More on Lewiston:  Data | Photos

Lewiston is the second largest city in Maine and the most central city in Androscoggin County. The city borders the coastal sideways of the Gulf of Maine and is south of Augusta, the state’s capital and north of Portland, the cultural hub of Maine. It is one-half of the Lewiston-Auburn Metropolitan Statistical Area, commonly referred to as “L.A.” or “L-A.” Lewiston exerts a significant impact upon the diversity, religious variety, commerce, education, and economic power of Maine. It is known for a relatively low cost of living, substantial access to medical care, and an extremely low violent crime rate. While the dominant language spoken in the city is English, it is home to the largest French-speaking population in the United States while it is second to St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, in percentage of speakers.

Presque Isle, ME

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 54.6
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 2)
Population: 9,246
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Presque Isle:  Data | Photos

Presque Isle is the commercial center and largest city in Aroostook County, Maine, United States. The population was 9,171 in 2015 as estimated by the US Census, a decrease from the count of 9,692 in the 2010 Census. The city is home to the University of Maine at Presque Isle, Northern Maine Community College, Husson University Presque Isle, Northern Maine Fairgrounds, The Aroostook Centre Mall, and the Northern Maine Regional Airport.

South Portland, ME

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.3
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 25,431
Bars: 11
Colleges: 1
More on South Portland:  Data | Photos

South Portland is a city in Cumberland County, Maine, United States, and is the fourth-largest city in the state, incorporated in 1898. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 25,002. Known for its working waterfront, South Portland is situated on Portland Harbor and overlooks the skyline of Portland and the islands of Casco Bay. Due to South Portland’s close proximity to air, marine, rail, and highway transportation options, the city has become a center for retail and industry in the region.

Augusta, ME

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 18,626
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Augusta:  Data | Photos

Augusta is the capital of the U.S. state of Maine and the county seat of Kennebec County.

Biddeford, ME

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 47.1
Rank Last Year: 12 (Up 2)
Population: 21,413
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Biddeford:  Data | Photos

Biddeford is a city in York County, Maine, United States. It is the principal commercial center of York County. The population was 21,277 at the 2010 census. Twin city of Saco, Biddeford includes the resort community of Biddeford Pool, Fortunes Rocks and Granite Point. The town is the site of the University of New England and the annual La Kermesse Franco-Americaine Festival. First visited by Europeans in 1616, it is the site of one of the earliest European settlements in the United States.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Maine for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Maine where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Maine, according to science:

  1. Saco
  2. Caribou
  3. Winslow

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Maine For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Waterville, ME 16,374 4
2 Orono, ME 9,667 4
3 Brunswick, ME 15,425 6
4 Portland, ME 66,715 16
5 Bangor, ME 32,237 2
6 Lewiston, ME 36,211 2
7 Presque Isle, ME 9,246 4
8 South Portland, ME 25,431 11
9 Augusta, ME 18,626 2
10 Biddeford, ME 21,413 4
11 Rockland, ME 7,204 3
12 Old Orchard Beach, ME 8,745 2
13 Auburn, ME 22,941 3
14 Skowhegan, ME 6,476 5
15 Bath, ME 8,314 4
16 Topsham, ME 6,463 6
17 Westbrook, ME 18,156 3
18 Belfast, ME 6,680 2
19 Gorham, ME 6,607 2
20 Ellsworth, ME 7,916 8
21 Brewer, ME 9,167 2
22 North Windham, ME 5,819 2
23 Winslow, ME 7,608 4
24 Caribou, ME 7,827 2
25 Saco, ME 19,127 3

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