The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Maine For 2022

If you can’t score in these Maine cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Maine.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Maine.

For example, Waterville, Maine has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Maine if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 24 of the state's most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Maine:

Are you trying to find love in Maine?

You might be thinking, "Orono?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Orono, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Maine, according to science? That would be Caribou. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Maine For 2022

Orono, ME

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 69.7
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 9,523
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Orono:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Waterville, ME

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 68.3
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 16,623
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Waterville:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Brunswick, ME

Source: Wikipedia User |
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 60.6
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 15,974
Bars: 7
Colleges: 1
More on Brunswick:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Portland, ME

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 60.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 66,706
Bars: 17
Colleges: 3
More on Portland:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

South Portland, ME

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 48.6
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 25,665
Bars: 12
Colleges: 1
More on South Portland:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Bangor, ME

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 46.8
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 32,029
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Bangor:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Rockland, ME

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 45.0
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 4)
Population: 7,172
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Rockland:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Augusta, ME

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 43.6
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 18,662
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Augusta:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Presque Isle, ME

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 37.6
Rank Last Year: 14 (Up 5)
Population: 9,072
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Presque Isle:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Old Orchard Beach, ME

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 36.7
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 2)
Population: 8,952
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Old Orchard Beach:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Pine Tree State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Maine, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Maine. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For Maine, that meant a total of 24 cities.

Read on to see why Orono is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Maine for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Maine where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Maine, according to science:

  1. Caribou
  2. Brewer
  3. Saco

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Maine For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Orono, ME 9,523 5
2 Waterville, ME 16,623 5
3 Brunswick, ME 15,974 7
4 Portland, ME 66,706 17
5 South Portland, ME 25,665 12
6 Bangor, ME 32,029 3
7 Rockland, ME 7,172 4
8 Augusta, ME 18,662 3
9 Presque Isle, ME 9,072 5
10 Old Orchard Beach, ME 8,952 3
11 Biddeford, ME 21,502 5
12 Lewiston, ME 36,158 3
13 Belfast, ME 6,710 3
14 Gorham, ME 7,322 3
15 Westbrook, ME 18,935 4
16 Auburn, ME 23,267 4
17 Skowhegan, ME 6,341 6
18 Ellsworth, ME 8,085 9
19 Topsham, ME 6,246 7
20 Bath, ME 8,333 5
21 North Windham, ME 5,651 3
22 Saco, ME 19,716 4
23 Brewer, ME 9,026 3
24 Caribou, ME 7,659 3

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