The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Maryland For 2021


If you can’t score in these Maryland cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2021. This is our seventh time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Maryland.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Maryland.

For example, Baltimore, Maryland has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Maryland if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 110 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Maryland:

Are you trying to find love in Maryland?

You might be thinking, "Largo?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Largo, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Maryland, according to science? That would be Eldersburg. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Maryland For 2021

Largo, MD

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.7
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 10,961
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Largo:  Cost Of Living

Baltimore, MD

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 609,032
Bars: 66
Colleges: 17
More on Baltimore:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

College Park, MD

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 32,159
Bars: 27
Colleges: 1
More on College Park:  Cost Of Living

Hillcrest Heights, MD

Source: Wikipedia
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.5
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 2)
Population: 16,388
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Hillcrest Heights:  Cost Of Living

Rockville, MD

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.3
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 67,542
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Rockville:  Cost Of Living

Laurel, MD

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 2)
Population: 25,767
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Laurel:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Salisbury, MD

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.5
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 3)
Population: 32,693
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Salisbury:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Towson, MD

Source: Wikipedia User |
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.9
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 57,817
Bars: 63
Colleges: 1
More on Towson:  Cost Of Living

Walker Mill, MD

Source: Wikipedia
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.3
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 4)
Population: 10,904
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Walker Mill:  Cost Of Living

Takoma Park, MD

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.9
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 3)
Population: 17,672
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Takoma Park:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Old Line State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Maryland, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2015-2019 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Maryland. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Maryland, that meant a total of 110 cities.

Read on to see why Largo is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Maryland for 2021

If you're looking at cities in Maryland where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Maryland, according to science:

  1. Eldersburg
  2. Lake Shore
  3. Bel Air North

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Maryland For 2021

Rank City Population Bars
1 Largo, MD 10,961 2
2 Baltimore, MD 609,032 66
3 College Park, MD 32,159 27
4 Hillcrest Heights, MD 16,388 2
5 Rockville, MD 67,542 3
6 Laurel, MD 25,767 3
7 Salisbury, MD 32,693 4
8 Towson, MD 57,817 63
9 Walker Mill, MD 10,904 4
10 Takoma Park, MD 17,672 5
11 Glassmanor, MD 16,935 3
12 Calverton, MD 16,888 2
13 Adelphi, MD 16,377 4
14 Bowie, MD 58,481 3
15 Suitland, MD 24,522 6
16 Cumberland, MD 19,650 5
17 Westminster, MD 18,552 6
18 North Bethesda, MD 49,872 4
19 Kettering, MD 13,527 2
20 New Carrollton, MD 12,935 3
21 Summerfield, MD 14,343 2
22 Silver Spring, MD 81,773 10
23 Frederick, MD 70,887 5
24 Greenbelt, MD 23,219 4
25 Bethesda, MD 63,195 236
26 Landover, MD 22,553 12
27 Seabrook, MD 18,616 4
28 White Oak, MD 19,020 2
29 Camp Springs, MD 21,841 2
30 Hyattsville, MD 18,242 9
31 Fairland, MD 25,220 2
32 Overlea, MD 12,195 6
33 Parkville, MD 31,451 6
34 Milford Mill, MD 29,926 2
35 Pikesville, MD 33,486 2
36 Havre De Grace, MD 13,652 2
37 Randallstown, MD 35,528 2
38 Arnold, MD 23,406 2
39 Oxon Hill, MD 18,080 3
40 Lochearn, MD 25,771 2
41 Rossville, MD 15,127 5
42 Aspen Hill, MD 53,049 3
43 Carney, MD 30,289 4
44 Owings Mills, MD 35,081 3
45 Gaithersburg, MD 67,742 6
46 Aberdeen, MD 15,848 2
47 Reisterstown, MD 27,007 2
48 Parole, MD 17,074 11
49 Forestville, MD 12,342 3
50 Beltsville, MD 17,812 2
51 Halfway, MD 10,898 2
52 Wheaton, MD 50,229 9
53 Colesville, MD 13,992 2
54 Elkton, MD 15,644 4
55 Middle River, MD 25,129 5
56 Langley Park, MD 19,520 2
57 Glen Burnie, MD 69,872 6
58 Fort Washington, MD 24,237 2
59 Dundalk, MD 63,015 2
60 Germantown, MD 90,582 3
61 Cockeysville, MD 21,038 5
62 East Riverdale, MD 16,416 8
63 Timonium, MD 10,557 10
64 South Laurel, MD 28,683 2
65 Cambridge, MD 12,375 4
66 North Potomac, MD 23,914 2
67 Easton, MD 16,591 2
68 Kemp Mill, MD 14,733 6
69 Friendly, MD 10,051 2
70 Riviera Beach, MD 12,658 2
71 Glenmont, MD 16,659 8
72 Glenn Dale, MD 13,361 7
73 Rosedale, MD 19,842 3
74 Perry Hall, MD 28,266 2
75 Potomac, MD 45,940 5
76 Ocean Pines, MD 12,499 2
77 Waldorf, MD 75,489 2
78 Accokeek, MD 11,647 2
79 North Laurel, MD 24,873 4
80 Lexington Park, MD 11,082 2
81 Severn, MD 50,496 2
82 Rosaryville, MD 10,501 2
83 Lanham, MD 11,120 3
84 Brooklyn Park, MD 14,850 2
85 Ballenger Creek, MD 21,080 3
86 Arbutus, MD 19,292 4
87 Linthicum, MD 10,442 3
88 Annapolis Neck, MD 12,551 3
89 Mays Chapel, MD 12,253 4
90 Bel Air South, MD 48,425 3
91 Crofton, MD 29,136 3
92 Redland, MD 17,414 3
93 Olney, MD 35,191 2
94 Ferndale, MD 17,208 3
95 Elkridge, MD 21,458 3
96 Damascus, MD 15,250 2
97 Joppatowne, MD 12,304 2
98 Bensville, MD 13,227 2
99 Edgewood, MD 25,574 2
100 Cloverly, MD 15,464 2

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