The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Maryland For 2023

There are a number of party hot spots in Maryland.

For example, Baltimore, Maryland has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Maryland if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 118 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Maryland.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Maryland

1. Largo
2. Baltimore
3. Laurel
4. College Park
5. Takoma Park
6. Hillcrest Heights
7. Salisbury
8. Rockville
9. Towson
10. Walker Mill

You might be thinking, “Largo?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Largo, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Maryland near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Maryland, according to science? That would be Linganore. More on that later.

For more Maryland reading, check out:

• Best Places To Live In Maryland
• Cheapest Places To Live In Maryland
• Safest Places To Live In Maryland

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Maryland For 2023

1. Largo

Source: Flickr User sikeri | CC BY 2.0

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 79.9
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 2)
Population: 12,003
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Largo:  Cost Of Living

2. Baltimore

Source: Public domain

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.1
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 592,211
Bars: 67
Colleges: 17
More on Baltimore:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

3. Laurel

Source: Wikipedia User Adavidb at English Wikipedia | GFDL

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.7
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 29,438
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Laurel:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

4. College Park

Source: Wikipedia User User:Tomf688 | CC BY-SA 2.5

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.4
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 2)
Population: 34,961
Bars: 28
Colleges: 1
More on College Park:  Cost Of Living

5. Takoma Park

Source: Wikipedia User Farragutful | CC BY-SA 3.0

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.5
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 17,610
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Takoma Park:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

6. Hillcrest Heights

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.7
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 17,090
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Hillcrest Heights:  Cost Of Living

7. Salisbury

Source: Wikipedia User Eric Fischer | CC BY 2.0

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.9
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 32,583
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Salisbury:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

8. Rockville

Source: Wikipedia User Wikipedian1234 | CC BY-SA 3.0

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 67,095
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Rockville:  Cost Of Living

9. Towson

Source: Public domain

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.2
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 59,014
Bars: 64
Colleges: 1
More on Towson:  Cost Of Living

10. Walker Mill

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.4
Rank Last Year: –
Population: 10,596
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Walker Mill:  Cost Of Living

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Old Line State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Maryland, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Maryland. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

• Population density
• % of population that’s female (More females than males)
• % of unmarried people in each city
• % of households with kids in each city
• Colleges per capita
• Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Maryland, that meant a total of 118 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Maryland.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Maryland for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Maryland where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Maryland, according to science:

1. Linganore
2. Eldersburg
3. Lake Shore

For more Maryland reading, check out:

• Cheapest Places To Live In Maryland
• Safest Places In Maryland
• Most Dangerous Cities In Maryland

Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Maryland For 2023

Rank	City	Population	Bars
1	Largo, MD	12,003	3
2	Baltimore, MD	592,211	67
3	Laurel, MD	29,438	4
4	College Park, MD	34,961	28
5	Takoma Park, MD	17,610	6
6	Hillcrest Heights, MD	17,090	3
7	Salisbury, MD	32,583	5
8	Rockville, MD	67,095	4
9	Towson, MD	59,014	64
10	Walker Mill, MD	10,596	5
11	Lake Arbor, MD	14,376	3
12	Adelphi, MD	16,977	5
13	Glassmanor, MD	17,426	4
14	Bowie, MD	58,113	4
15	Westminster, MD	19,783	7
16	Kettering, MD	13,924	3
17	Suitland, MD	26,375	7
18	White Oak, MD	14,711	3
19	Greenbelt, MD	24,602	5
20	Forestville, MD	10,575	4
21	Silver Spring, MD	82,472	11
22	Seabrook, MD	19,558	5
23	New Carrollton, MD	13,574	4
24	Landover, MD	24,508	13
25	North Bethesda, MD	50,695	5
26	Frederick, MD	76,376	6
27	Oxon Hill, MD	18,763	4
28	Cumberland, MD	19,028	6
29	Overlea, MD	12,959	7
30	Hyattsville, MD	20,790	10
31	Bethesda, MD	66,294	237
32	Summerfield, MD	16,002	3
33	Milford Mill, MD	30,685	3
34	Middle River, MD	30,606	6
35	Carney, MD	29,873	5
36	Randallstown, MD	35,641	3
37	Camp Springs, MD	22,903	3
38	Rossville, MD	15,633	6
39	Calverton, MD	17,772	3
40	Havre De Grace, MD	14,625	3
41	Gaithersburg, MD	68,827	7
42	Elkton, MD	15,724	5
43	Owings Mills, MD	35,170	4
44	Fairland, MD	25,324	3
45	Beltsville, MD	18,769	3
46	Parkville, MD	30,783	7
47	Pikesville, MD	33,549	3
48	Rosaryville, MD	11,881	3
49	South Laurel, MD	27,998	3
50	Reisterstown, MD	27,917	3
51	Parole, MD	18,488	12
52	Glen Burnie, MD	69,739	7
53	Kemp Mill, MD	14,509	7
54	Riviera Beach, MD	12,012	3
55	Friendly, MD	10,192	3
56	Germantown, MD	90,235	4
57	Fort Washington, MD	25,840	3
58	Colesville, MD	14,468	3
59	Marlton, MD	10,153	3
60	La Plata, MD	10,054	4
61	Langley Park, MD	20,769	3
62	Arnold, MD	25,056	3
63	North Potomac, MD	24,449	3
64	Wheaton, MD	51,836	10
65	Aberdeen, MD	16,176	3
66	Lochearn, MD	26,995	3
67	Aspen Hill, MD	53,850	4
68	Dundalk, MD	66,426	3
69	North Laurel, MD	24,233	5
70	Ferndale, MD	17,113	4
71	East Riverdale, MD	17,136	9
72	Easton, MD	16,912	3
73	Joppatowne, MD	12,992	3
74	Halfway, MD	10,259	3
75	Lanham, MD	11,460	4
76	Waldorf, MD	79,190	3
77	Glenmont, MD	15,795	9
78	Westphalia, MD	10,578	3
79	Elkridge, MD	24,115	4
80	Cockeysville, MD	23,803	6
81	Mays Chapel, MD	12,428	5
82	Potomac, MD	46,891	6
83	Linthicum, MD	10,270	4
84	Ocean Pines, MD	12,266	3
85	Cambridge, MD	13,026	5
86	Brooklyn Park, MD	15,541	3
87	Ballenger Creek, MD	23,114	4
88	Accokeek, MD	12,241	3
89	Perry Hall, MD	29,165	3
90	Severn, MD	53,955	3
91	Glenn Dale, MD	15,426	8
92	Scaggsville, MD	10,658	3
93	Timonium, MD	11,136	11
94	Travilah, MD	11,052	3
95	Redland, MD	17,965	4
96	Crofton, MD	29,812	4
97	Arbutus, MD	19,662	5
98	Rosedale, MD	20,296	4
99	Olney, MD	35,815	3
100	Jessup, MD	10,516	3