These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Maryland


If you can’t score in these Maryland cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Maryland.

For example, Laurel, Maryland has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Maryland if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 111 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Maryland:

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  1. Baltimore (Photos)
  2. Laurel (Photos)
  3. Largo
  4. Towson (Photos)
  5. College Park (Photos)
  6. Takoma Park (Photos)
  7. Salisbury (Photos)
  8. Hillcrest Heights
  9. Cumberland (Photos)
  10. Adelphi

You might be thinking, ‘Baltimore?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Baltimore, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Maryland, according to science? That would be Travilah. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Old Line State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Maryland, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Maryland. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Maryland, that meant a total of 111 cities.

Read on to see why Baltimore is party central.

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1. Baltimore

Baltimore, Md

Source: Wikipedia

Get Laid Score: 85.9
Population: 621,000
% Female Population: 53.0%
Bars: 65
Colleges: 16
Baltimore (/bltmr/, locally: [b.m]) is the largest city in the U.S. state of Maryland, and the 30th-most populous city in the United States.

2. Laurel

Laurel, Md

Get Laid Score: 79.1
Population: 25,703
% Female Population: 52.3%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
Laurel is a city in northern Prince George’s County, Maryland, in the United States, located almost midway between Washington, D.C., and Baltimore on the banks of the Patuxent River. Founded as a mill town in the early 19th century, the arrival of the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad in 1835 expanded local industry and later enabled the city to become an early commuter town for Washington and Baltimore workers. Largely residential today, the city maintains a historic district centered on its Main Street, highlighting its industrial past.

3. Largo

Largo, Md

Get Laid Score: 78.8
Population: 10,689
% Female Population: 53.7%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Largo is an unincorporated area and census-designated place in Prince George’s County, Maryland, in the United States. The population was 10,709 at the 2010 census.

4. Towson

Towson, Md

Source: Wikipedia User |

Get Laid Score: 72.7
Population: 58,189
% Female Population: 53.9%
Bars: 62
Colleges: 1
Towson (/tasn/) is an unincorporated community and a census-designated place in Baltimore County, Maryland. The population was 55,197 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Baltimore County and the second-most populated unincorporated county seat in the United States (after Ellicott City, Maryland, the seat in nearby Howard County, southwest of Baltimore).

5. College Park

College Park, Md

Get Laid Score: 68.2
Population: 31,942
% Female Population: 46.4%
Bars: 26
Colleges: 1
The City of College Park is in Prince George’s County, Maryland. The population was 30,413 at the 2010 United States Census. It is best known as the home of the University of Maryland, College Park, and since 1994 the city has also been home to the ‘Archives II’ facility of the U.S. National Archives, as well as to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Center for Weather and Climate Prediction (NCWCP).

6. Takoma Park

Takoma Park, Md

Get Laid Score: 67.0
Population: 17,567
% Female Population: 52.8%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Takoma Park is a city in Montgomery County, Maryland. It is a suburb of Washington, D.C., and part of the Washington metropolitan area. Founded in 1883 and incorporated in 1890, Takoma Park, informally called ‘Azalea City’, is a Tree City USA and a nuclear-free zone. A planned commuter suburb, it is situated along the Metropolitan Branch of the historic Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, just northeast of Washington, D.C., and it borders the neighborhood of Takoma, Washington, D.C. It is governed by an elected mayor and six elected councilmembers, who form the city council, and an appointed city manager, under a council-manager style of government. The city’s population was 16,715 at the 2010 national census.

7. Salisbury

Salisbury, Md

Get Laid Score: 66.8
Population: 32,338
% Female Population: 52.3%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
Salisbury /slzbri/ is a city in and the county seat of Wicomico County, Maryland, United States, and the largest city in the state’s Eastern Shore region. The population was 30,343 at the 2010 census. Salisbury is the principal city of the Salisbury, Maryland-Delaware Metropolitan Statistical Area. The city is the commercial hub of the Delmarva Peninsula, which was long devoted to agriculture and had a southern culture. It calls itself ‘The Comfortable Side of Coastal’.

8. Hillcrest Heights

Hillcrest Heights, Md

Source: Google Maps

Get Laid Score: 66.6
Population: 16,178
% Female Population: 53.7%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0

9. Cumberland

Cumberland, Md

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Population: 20,290
% Female Population: 51.9%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Cumberland Maryland, officially the City of Cumberland, is a western gateway city and seat of Allegany County, Maryland, United States and the primary city of the Cumberland, MD-WV Metropolitan Statistical Area. At the 2010 census, the city had a population of 20,859, and the metropolitan area had a population of 103,299. Cumberland is a regional business and commercial center for Western and the Potomac Highlands of West Virginia. Cumberland is commonly referred to as ‘Where The South Begins,’ as official United States Census Bureau records place it below the Mason?Dixon line.

10. Adelphi

Adelphi, Md

Get Laid Score: 62.7
Population: 15,554
% Female Population: 48.6%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Adelphi is an unincorporated area and census-designated place in Prince George’s County, Maryland. The population was 15,086 at the 2010 United States Census. Adelphi includes the following subdivisions; Adelphi, Adelphi Park, Adelphi Hills, Adelphi Terrace, Adelphi Village, Buck Lodge, Chatham, Cool Spring Terrace, Hillandale Forest, Knollwood, Lewiston, and White Oak Manor.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Maryland

If you’re looking at cities in Maryland where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Maryland, according to science:

  1. Travilah
  2. Eldersburg
  3. Clarksburg

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Maryland

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Baltimore, MD 1 621,000 53.0% 65
Laurel, MD 2 25,703 52.3% 2
Largo, MD 3 10,689 53.7% 1
Towson, MD 4 58,189 53.9% 62
College Park, MD 5 31,942 46.4% 26
Takoma Park, MD 6 17,567 52.8% 4
Salisbury, MD 7 32,338 52.3% 3
Hillcrest Heights, MD 8 16,178 53.7% 1
Cumberland, MD 9 20,290 51.9% 4
Adelphi, MD 10 15,554 48.6% 3
Coral Hills, MD 11 10,087 55.8% 1
Lake Arbor, MD 12 10,380 58.0% 1
Rockville, MD 13 65,171 52.7% 2
Lochearn, MD 14 25,878 55.4% 1
Suitland, MD 15 24,094 56.0% 5
Walker Mill, MD 16 11,281 56.2% 3
Summerfield, MD 17 12,489 57.3% 1
Frederick, MD 18 68,229 51.8% 4
Parkville, MD 19 31,562 53.3% 5
Glassmanor, MD 20 17,608 52.5% 2
Kettering, MD 21 12,960 58.7% 1
Westminster, MD 22 18,665 51.3% 5
Calverton, MD 23 18,429 57.3% 1
Carney, MD 24 29,889 53.6% 3
Bowie, MD 25 57,633 52.7% 2
Milford Mill, MD 26 30,650 54.7% 1
Glen Burnie, MD 27 69,060 52.9% 5
Silver Spring, MD 28 78,038 51.6% 9
Greenbelt, MD 29 23,623 52.2% 3
North Bethesda, MD 30 49,971 52.0% 3
Pikesville, MD 31 33,625 55.0% 1
Cambridge, MD 32 12,552 54.5% 3
Aberdeen, MD 33 15,361 54.0% 1
Dundalk, MD 34 62,337 52.1% 1
Owings Mills, MD 35 33,332 53.6% 2
Randallstown, MD 36 35,725 54.9% 1
White Oak, MD 37 18,902 53.7% 1
Rossville, MD 38 15,891 52.9% 4
New Carrollton, MD 39 12,727 52.0% 2
Fairland, MD 40 24,201 53.1% 1
Bethesda, MD 41 62,608 53.5% 235
Oxon Hill, MD 42 18,397 51.5% 2
Seabrook, MD 43 17,668 52.2% 3
Easton, MD 44 16,637 54.1% 1
Reisterstown, MD 45 27,401 54.0% 1
Camp Springs, MD 46 20,770 53.4% 1
Landover, MD 47 23,124 51.5% 11
Overlea, MD 48 11,725 51.2% 5
Perry Hall, MD 49 28,797 52.1% 1
Parole, MD 50 16,679 52.2% 10
Ocean Pines, MD 51 11,676 54.9% 1
Hyattsville, MD 52 18,262 49.5% 8
Forestville, MD 53 12,100 51.8% 2
Timonium, MD 54 10,559 52.8% 9
Middle River, MD 55 26,631 52.3% 4
Halfway, MD 56 11,072 52.7% 1
Havre De Grace, MD 57 13,505 51.8% 1
Rosedale, MD 58 18,641 52.4% 2
Arnold, MD 59 22,625 51.5% 1
Glenmont, MD 60 16,194 51.7% 7
South Laurel, MD 61 26,952 51.7% 1
Cockeysville, MD 62 20,247 50.5% 4
Langley Park, MD 63 19,517 41.8% 1
Lexington Park, MD 64 12,678 54.0% 1
Ferndale, MD 65 18,439 48.7% 2
Brooklyn Park, MD 66 14,159 50.3% 1
Gaithersburg, MD 67 66,104 51.1% 5
North Laurel, MD 68 23,590 52.2% 3
Joppatowne, MD 69 12,534 51.8% 1
Bel Air South, MD 70 47,480 52.1% 2
Arbutus, MD 71 21,455 50.1% 3
East Riverdale, MD 72 15,984 47.9% 7
Linthicum, MD 73 10,689 52.2% 2
Aspen Hill, MD 74 52,028 51.0% 2
Kemp Mill, MD 75 12,717 51.8% 5
Waldorf, MD 76 72,413 53.0% 1
Wheaton, MD 77 49,764 49.4% 8
Beltsville, MD 78 18,558 52.4% 1
Fort Washington, MD 79 23,895 50.5% 1
Mays Chapel, MD 80 11,811 50.8% 3
Edgewood, MD 81 26,303 52.4% 1
Friendly, MD 82 10,155 51.3% 1
Germantown, MD 83 90,494 51.1% 2
Annapolis Neck, MD 84 10,649 50.7% 2
Crofton, MD 85 27,663 51.2% 2
Riviera Beach, MD 86 13,586 49.0% 1
Cloverly, MD 87 14,975 52.7% 1
Severn, MD 88 49,017 51.1% 1
Ballenger Creek, MD 89 19,077 51.6% 2
Colesville, MD 90 14,233 50.6% 1
North Potomac, MD 91 24,148 52.0% 1
Elkton, MD 92 15,687 51.1% 3
Olney, MD 93 35,336 52.1% 1
Bensville, MD 94 12,584 54.5% 1
California, MD 95 12,386 50.2% 1
Lanham, MD 96 10,219 49.2% 2
Glenn Dale, MD 97 13,235 51.1% 6
Elkridge, MD 98 18,344 51.8% 2
Potomac, MD 99 45,882 51.7% 4
Pasadena, MD 100 26,559 51.0% 1

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