These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Maryland For 2019


If you can’t score in these Maryland cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Maryland.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Maryland.

For example, Largo, Maryland has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Maryland if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 113 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Maryland:

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  1. Baltimore (Photos)
  2. Largo (Photos)
  3. Laurel (Photos)
  4. Hillcrest Heights
  5. Salisbury (Photos)
  6. College Park (Photos)
  7. Cumberland (Photos)
  8. Towson (Photos)
  9. Coral Hills
  10. Walker Mill

You might be thinking, “Baltimore?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Baltimore, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Maryland, according to science? That would be Fort Meade. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Old Line State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Maryland, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Maryland. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Maryland, that meant a total of 113 cities.

Read on to see why Baltimore is party central.

Baltimore, MD

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 86.8
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 619,796
Bars: 66
Colleges: 16
More on Baltimore:  Data | Photos

Baltimore is the largest city in the U.S. state of Maryland, and the 30th-most populous city in the United States.

Largo, MD

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 83.8
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 11,805
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Largo:  Data | Photos

Largo is an unincorporated area and census-designated place in Prince George’s County, Maryland, in the United States. The population was 10,709 at the 2010 census.

Laurel, MD

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.9
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 25,913
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Laurel:  Data | Photos

Laurel is a city in northern Prince George’s County, Maryland, in the United States, located almost midway between Washington, D.C., and Baltimore on the banks of the Patuxent River. Founded as a mill town in the early 19th century, the arrival of the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad in 1835 expanded local industry and later enabled the city to become an early commuter town for Washington and Baltimore workers. Largely residential today, the city maintains a historic district centered on its Main Street, highlighting its industrial past.

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.0
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 4)
Population: 16,137
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Hillcrest Heights:  Data

Salisbury, MD

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 3)
Population: 32,368
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Salisbury:  Data | Photos

Salisbury is a city in and the county seat of Wicomico County, Maryland, United States, and the largest city in the state’s Eastern Shore region. The population was 30,343 at the 2010 census. Salisbury is the principal city of the Salisbury, Maryland-Delaware Metropolitan Statistical Area. The city is the commercial hub of the Delmarva Peninsula, which was long devoted to agriculture and had a southern culture. It calls itself “The Comfortable Side of Coastal”.

College Park, MD

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.8
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 32,186
Bars: 27
Colleges: 1
More on College Park:  Data | Photos

The City of College Park is in Prince George’s County, Maryland. The population was 30,413 at the 2010 United States Census. It is best known as the home of the University of Maryland, College Park, and since 1994 the city has also been home to the “Archives II” facility of the U.S. National Archives, as well as to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Center for Weather and Climate Prediction.

Cumberland, MD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.3
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 2)
Population: 20,084
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Cumberland:  Data | Photos

Cumberland Maryland, officially the City of Cumberland, is a western gateway city and seat of Allegany County, Maryland, United States and the primary city of the Cumberland, MD-WV Metropolitan Statistical Area. At the 2010 census, the city had a population of 20,859, and the metropolitan area had a population of 103,299. Cumberland is a regional business and commercial center for Western and the Potomac Highlands of West Virginia. Cumberland is commonly referred to as “Where The South Begins,” as official United States Census Bureau records place it below the Mason-Dixon line.

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.9
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 4)
Population: 58,766
Bars: 63
Colleges: 1
More on Towson:  Data | Photos

Towson is an unincorporated community and a census-designated place in Baltimore County, Maryland. The population was 55,197 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Baltimore County and the second-most populated unincorporated county seat in the United States.

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.9
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 3)
Population: 10,512
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Coral Hills:  Data

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.7
Rank Last Year: 16 (Up 6)
Population: 11,569
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Walker Mill:  Data

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Maryland for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Maryland where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Maryland, according to science:

  1. Fort Meade
  2. Eldersburg
  3. Travilah

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Maryland For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Baltimore, MD 619,796 66
2 Largo, MD 11,805 2
3 Laurel, MD 25,913 3
4 Hillcrest Heights, MD 16,137 2
5 Salisbury, MD 32,368 4
6 College Park, MD 32,186 27
7 Cumberland, MD 20,084 5
8 Towson, MD 58,766 63
9 Coral Hills, MD 10,512 2
10 Walker Mill, MD 11,569 4
11 Takoma Park, MD 17,643 5
12 Lake Arbor, MD 10,410 2
13 Summerfield, MD 12,963 2
14 Suitland, MD 24,927 6
15 Adelphi, MD 15,898 4
16 Lochearn, MD 26,205 2
17 Kettering, MD 13,282 2
18 Rockville, MD 66,420 3
19 Calverton, MD 18,145 2
20 Parkville, MD 31,762 6
21 Glassmanor, MD 18,158 3
22 Milford Mill, MD 30,104 2
23 Bowie, MD 58,290 3
24 Frederick, MD 69,330 5
25 Westminster, MD 18,557 6
26 Carney, MD 30,178 4
27 Camp Springs, MD 21,058 2
28 Glen Burnie, MD 68,768 6
29 North Bethesda, MD 50,056 4
30 Cambridge, MD 12,484 4
31 Seabrook, MD 17,808 4
32 Greenbelt, MD 23,289 4
33 Dundalk, MD 62,516 2
34 Rossville, MD 15,219 5
35 Overlea, MD 12,014 6
36 Randallstown, MD 35,438 2
37 Owings Mills, MD 34,231 3
38 Forestville, MD 11,689 3
39 Pikesville, MD 33,426 2
40 White Oak, MD 19,525 2
41 Silver Spring, MD 79,483 10
42 Landover, MD 22,852 12
43 Aberdeen, MD 15,523 2
44 New Carrollton, MD 12,932 3
45 Reisterstown, MD 26,903 2
46 Hyattsville, MD 18,225 9
47 Oxon Hill, MD 18,077 3
48 Easton, MD 16,606 2
49 Middle River, MD 25,654 5
50 Lexington Park, MD 11,937 2
51 Fairland, MD 24,226 2
52 Bethesda, MD 63,168 236
53 Perry Hall, MD 28,681 2
54 Cockeysville, MD 20,789 5
55 Rosedale, MD 19,151 3
56 Havre De Grace, MD 13,511 2
57 Halfway, MD 11,043 2
58 Parole, MD 16,084 11
59 Ocean Pines, MD 12,085 2
60 Brooklyn Park, MD 14,833 2
61 Arnold, MD 23,041 2
62 Langley Park, MD 19,561 2
63 Timonium, MD 10,548 10
64 Gaithersburg, MD 67,417 6
65 Edgewood, MD 25,858 2
66 Ferndale, MD 17,627 3
67 Beltsville, MD 17,890 2
68 East Riverdale, MD 15,645 8
69 South Laurel, MD 27,093 2
70 Arbutus, MD 21,167 4
71 Aspen Hill, MD 52,386 3
72 Riviera Beach, MD 13,977 2
73 Glenmont, MD 16,917 8
74 Kemp Mill, MD 13,445 6
75 Waldorf, MD 73,223 2
76 Friendly, MD 10,200 2
77 Fort Washington, MD 24,144 2
78 North Laurel, MD 24,510 4
79 Wheaton, MD 50,095 9
80 Joppatowne, MD 12,686 2
81 Linthicum, MD 10,852 3
82 Severn, MD 49,076 2
83 Germantown, MD 91,447 3
84 Bel Air South, MD 48,060 3
85 Lanham, MD 10,511 3
86 Ballenger Creek, MD 19,394 3
87 Accokeek, MD 11,546 2
88 Burtonsville, MD 10,428 2
89 Elkridge, MD 19,367 3
90 Mays Chapel, MD 12,097 4
91 Annapolis Neck, MD 10,841 3
92 Crofton, MD 28,282 3
93 North Potomac, MD 24,236 2
94 Cloverly, MD 15,482 2
95 Elkton, MD 15,651 4
96 Bensville, MD 13,208 2
97 Pasadena, MD 27,484 2
98 Colesville, MD 14,633 2
99 Glenn Dale, MD 13,606 7
100 Rosaryville, MD 10,844 2

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