Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Maryland For 2020


If you can’t score in these Maryland cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2020. This is our sixth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Maryland.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Maryland.

For example, Baltimore, Maryland has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Maryland if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 111 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Maryland:

Are you trying to find love in maryland?

  1. Largo (Photos)
  2. Baltimore (Photos)
  3. College Park (Photos)
  4. Laurel (Photos)
  5. Rockville (Photos)
  6. Hillcrest Heights (Photos)
  7. Takoma Park (Photos)
  8. Towson (Photos)
  9. Salisbury (Photos)
  10. Calverton

You might be thinking, “Largo?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Largo, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Maryland, according to science? That would be Eldersburg. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Old Line State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Maryland, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2014-2018 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of maryland. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For maryland, that meant a total of 111 cities.

Read on to see why Largo is party central.

Largo, MD

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 79.5
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 11,604
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Largo:  Data | Photos

Largo is an unincorporated area and census-designated place in Prince George’s County, Maryland, in the United States. The population was 10,709 at the 2010 census.

Baltimore, MD

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 614,700
Bars: 66
Colleges: 16
More on Baltimore:  Data | Photos

Baltimore is the largest city in the U.S. state of Maryland, and the 30th-most populous city in the United States.

College Park, MD

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.1
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 3)
Population: 32,183
Bars: 27
Colleges: 1
More on College Park:  Data | Photos

The City of College Park is in Prince George’s County, Maryland. The population was 30,413 at the 2010 United States Census. It is best known as the home of the University of Maryland, College Park, and since 1994 the city has also been home to the “Archives II” facility of the U.S. National Archives, as well as to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Center for Weather and Climate Prediction.

Laurel, MD

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 25,834
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Laurel:  Data | Photos

Laurel is a city in northern Prince George’s County, Maryland, in the United States, located almost midway between Washington, D.C., and Baltimore on the banks of the Patuxent River. Founded as a mill town in the early 19th century, the arrival of the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad in 1835 expanded local industry and later enabled the city to become an early commuter town for Washington and Baltimore workers. Largely residential today, the city maintains a historic district centered on its Main Street, highlighting its industrial past.

Rockville, MD

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.1
Rank Last Year: 18 (Up 13)
Population: 67,062
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Rockville:  Data | Photos

Rockville is a U.S. city located in the central region of Montgomery County, Maryland. It is the county seat and is a major incorporated city of Montgomery County and forms part of the Baltimore-Washington metropolitan area. The 2010 census tabulated Rockville’s population at 61,209, making it the third largest incorporated city in Maryland, behind Baltimore and Frederick. Rockville is the largest incorporated city in Montgomery County, Maryland, although the nearby census-designated place of Germantown is more populous.

Hillcrest Heights, MD

Source: Wikipedia
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.7
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 2)
Population: 16,185
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Hillcrest Heights:  Data | Photos

Takoma Park, MD

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.0
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 4)
Population: 17,622
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Takoma Park:  Data | Photos

Takoma Park is a city in Montgomery County, Maryland. It is a suburb of Washington, D.C., and part of the Washington metropolitan area. Founded in 1883 and incorporated in 1890, Takoma Park, informally called “Azalea City”, is a Tree City USA and a nuclear-free zone. A planned commuter suburb, it is situated along the Metropolitan Branch of the historic Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, just northeast of Washington, D.C., and it borders the neighborhood of Takoma, Washington, D.C. It is governed by an elected mayor and six elected councilmembers, who form the city council, and an appointed city manager, under a council-manager style of government. The city’s population was 16,715 at the 2010 national census.

Towson, MD

Source: Wikipedia User |
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.9
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 58,347
Bars: 63
Colleges: 1
More on Towson:  Data | Photos

Towson is an unincorporated community and a census-designated place in Baltimore County, Maryland. The population was 55,197 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Baltimore County and the second-most populated unincorporated county seat in the United States.

Salisbury, MD

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.5
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 5)
Population: 32,536
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Salisbury:  Data | Photos

Salisbury is a city in and the county seat of Wicomico County, Maryland, United States, and the largest city in the state’s Eastern Shore region. The population was 30,343 at the 2010 census. Salisbury is the principal city of the Salisbury, Maryland-Delaware Metropolitan Statistical Area. The city is the commercial hub of the Delmarva Peninsula, which was long devoted to agriculture and had a southern culture. It calls itself “The Comfortable Side of Coastal”.

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.2
Rank Last Year: 19 (Up 9)
Population: 18,076
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Calverton:  Data

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in maryland for 2020

If you’re looking at cities in Maryland where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Maryland, according to science:

  1. Eldersburg
  2. Lake Shore
  3. Bel Air North

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Maryland For 2020

Rank City Population Bars
1 Largo, MD 11,604 2
2 Baltimore, MD 614,700 66
3 College Park, MD 32,183 27
4 Laurel, MD 25,834 3
5 Rockville, MD 67,062 3
6 Hillcrest Heights, MD 16,185 2
7 Takoma Park, MD 17,622 5
8 Towson, MD 58,347 63
9 Salisbury, MD 32,536 4
10 Calverton, MD 18,076 2
11 Adelphi, MD 15,751 4
12 Bowie, MD 58,368 3
13 Walker Mill, MD 11,780 4
14 Lake Arbor, MD 10,456 2
15 North Bethesda, MD 50,262 4
16 New Carrollton, MD 12,932 3
17 Westminster, MD 18,553 6
18 Summerfield, MD 13,781 2
19 Landover, MD 22,041 12
20 Suitland, MD 24,444 6
21 Kettering, MD 13,637 2
22 Glassmanor, MD 17,628 3
23 Silver Spring, MD 79,750 10
24 Bethesda, MD 62,448 236
25 Cumberland, MD 19,845 5
26 Frederick, MD 70,166 5
27 Oxon Hill, MD 17,720 3
28 Forestville, MD 11,719 3
29 Fairland, MD 24,831 2
30 Camp Springs, MD 21,602 2
31 Parkville, MD 31,633 6
32 Seabrook, MD 18,345 4
33 Lochearn, MD 26,271 2
34 Hyattsville, MD 18,209 9
35 Pikesville, MD 33,387 2
36 Carney, MD 29,743 4
37 Randallstown, MD 34,897 2
38 White Oak, MD 19,010 2
39 Milford Mill, MD 29,974 2
40 Overlea, MD 12,384 6
41 Greenbelt, MD 23,203 4
42 Reisterstown, MD 26,933 2
43 Aspen Hill, MD 52,807 3
44 Owings Mills, MD 34,477 3
45 Halfway, MD 10,784 2
46 Gaithersburg, MD 67,529 6
47 Havre De Grace, MD 13,555 2
48 Rossville, MD 15,392 5
49 Beltsville, MD 17,589 2
50 Glen Burnie, MD 69,813 6
51 Arnold, MD 23,518 2
52 East Riverdale, MD 15,467 8
53 Wheaton, MD 50,459 9
54 Fort Washington, MD 24,183 2
55 Langley Park, MD 19,278 2
56 Aberdeen, MD 15,701 2
57 Dundalk, MD 62,768 2
58 Timonium, MD 10,140 10
59 Glenmont, MD 16,389 8
60 Cambridge, MD 12,401 4
61 Ocean Pines, MD 12,246 2
62 Parole, MD 16,232 11
63 Germantown, MD 90,844 3
64 Colesville, MD 13,894 2
65 North Potomac, MD 24,148 2
66 Easton, MD 16,551 2
67 Kemp Mill, MD 13,838 6
68 Rosedale, MD 19,336 3
69 Lexington Park, MD 11,848 2
70 Cockeysville, MD 22,071 5
71 South Laurel, MD 28,048 2
72 Perry Hall, MD 28,129 2
73 Middle River, MD 25,346 5
74 Burtonsville, MD 10,604 2
75 Lanham, MD 10,301 3
76 Riviera Beach, MD 12,577 2
77 Ferndale, MD 17,455 3
78 Arbutus, MD 20,259 4
79 Ballenger Creek, MD 19,889 3
80 Brooklyn Park, MD 15,036 2
81 North Laurel, MD 24,621 4
82 Cloverly, MD 15,062 2
83 Potomac, MD 45,824 5
84 Severn, MD 50,052 2
85 Waldorf, MD 74,587 2
86 Joppatowne, MD 12,560 2
87 Annapolis Neck, MD 11,590 3
88 Accokeek, MD 11,895 2
89 Bensville, MD 13,247 2
90 Linthicum, MD 10,895 3
91 Bel Air South, MD 48,269 3
92 Olney, MD 35,280 2
93 Glenn Dale, MD 14,191 7
94 Rosaryville, MD 10,705 2
95 Mays Chapel, MD 12,303 4
96 Redland, MD 16,978 3
97 Crofton, MD 28,379 3
98 Elkridge, MD 20,519 3
99 Urbana, MD 11,788 2
100 Damascus, MD 15,094 2

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