These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Hawaii


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Hawaii like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Hawaii are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Hawaii residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Aloha State:

  1. Kihei
  2. Ewa Beach
  3. Lahaina
  4. Pukalani
  5. Pearl City
  6. Kahului
  7. Lihue
  8. Kapolei
  9. Hilo
  10. Waipahu
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Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Hawaii, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Hawaii are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Hawaii purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

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Additionally, we only looked at the 15 places in Hawaii with over 5,000 people.

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1. Kihei

Kihei, Hawaii

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 22,314
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.76

2. Ewa Beach

Ewa Beach, Hawaii

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 14,291
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.73

3. Lahaina

Lahaina, Hawaii

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 11,941
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.6

4. Pukalani

Pukalani, Hawaii

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 8,067
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.55

5. Pearl City

Pearl City, Hawaii

Source: Flickr

Population: 47,277
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.49

6. Kahului

Kahului, Hawaii

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 27,339
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.45

7. Lihue

Lihue, Hawaii

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 6,955
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.4

8. Kapolei

Kapolei, Hawaii

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 16,890
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.38

9. Hilo


Population: 44,549
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.26

10. Waipahu

Waipahu, Hawaii

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 40,532
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.09

There You Have It

If you’re measuring the cities in Hawaii where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

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If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Hawaii, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Holualoa
  2. Makawao
  3. Schofield Barracks

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Hawaii

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Kihei 1 22,314 0.76
Ewa Beach 2 14,291 0.73
Lahaina 3 11,941 0.6
Pukalani 4 8,067 0.55
Pearl City 5 47,277 0.49
Kahului 6 27,339 0.45
Lihue 7 6,955 0.4
Kapolei 8 16,890 0.38
Hilo 9 44,549 0.26
Waipahu 10 40,532 0.09
Kula 11 6,687 0.06
Wailuku 12 16,196 0.02
Schofield Barracks 13 19,525 0.02
Makawao 14 6,674 0.01
Holualoa 15 9,098 0.01

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