These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Maine

Using online order history, we can tell which places in Maine like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Maine are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Maine residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Pine Tree State:

  1. Portland (Photos)
  2. Saco (Photos)
  3. Ellsworth (Photos)
  4. Caribou (Photos)
  5. Lewiston (Photos)
  6. Bangor (Photos)
  7. South Portland (Photos)
  8. Augusta (Photos)
  9. Presque Isle (Photos)
  10. Belfast (Photos)
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Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Maine, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Maine are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Maine purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

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Additionally, we only looked at the 18 places in Maine with over 5,000 people.

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1. Portland

Portland, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 66,317
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.71

2. Saco

Saco, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 18,757
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.47

3. Ellsworth

Ellsworth, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,804
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.96

4. Caribou

Caribou, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 8,025
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.96

5. Lewiston

Lewiston, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 36,410
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.84

6. Bangor

Bangor, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 32,800
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.83

7. South Portland

South Portland, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 25,154
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.65

8. Augusta

Augusta, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 18,898
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.51

9. Presque Isle

Presque Isle, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 9,494
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.4

10. Belfast

Belfast, Maine

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 6,664
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.35

There You Have It

If you’re measuring the cities in Maine where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

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If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Maine, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Westbrook
  2. Auburn
  3. Gardiner

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Maine

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Portland 1 66,317 2.71
Saco 2 18,757 1.47
Ellsworth 3 7,804 0.96
Caribou 4 8,025 0.96
Lewiston 5 36,410 0.84
Bangor 6 32,800 0.83
South Portland 7 25,154 0.65
Augusta 8 18,898 0.51
Presque Isle 9 9,494 0.4
Belfast 10 6,664 0.35
Rockland 11 7,241 0.32
Brewer 12 9,391 0.29
Waterville 13 15,886 0.25
Biddeford 14 21,303 0.1
Bath 15 8,396 0.08
Gardiner 16 5,737 0.07
Auburn 17 22,960 0.03
Westbrook 18 17,662 0.02

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