These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In New Mexico

Using online order history, we can tell which places in New Mexico like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in New Mexico are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of New Mexico residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Land of Enchantment:

  1. Artesia (Photos)
  2. Clovis (Photos)
  3. Portales (Photos)
  4. Silver City (Photos)
  5. Albuquerque (Photos)
  6. Taos (Photos)
  7. Ruidoso (Photos)
  8. Alamogordo (Photos)
  9. Carlsbad (Photos)
  10. Hobbs (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in New Mexico, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in New Mexico are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in New Mexico or the worst places to live in New Mexico.


What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in New Mexico?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in New Mexico purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 27 places in New Mexico with over 5,000 people.


1. Artesia

Artesia, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 11,817
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.77

2. Clovis

Clovis, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 39,461
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.7

3. Portales

Portales, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 12,275
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.69

4. Silver City

Silver City, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 10,103
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.66

5. Albuquerque

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 556,859
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.59

6. Taos

Taos, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 5,735
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.56

7. Ruidoso

Ruidoso, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,833
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.5

8. Alamogordo

Alamogordo, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 31,201
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.49

9. Carlsbad

Carlsbad, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 28,079
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.41

10. Hobbs

Hobbs, New Mexico

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 36,863
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.39

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of New Mexico

If you’re measuring the cities in New Mexico where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in New Mexico, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Lovington
  2. Bloomfield
  3. Belen

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In New Mexico

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Artesia 1 11,817 0.77
Clovis 2 39,461 0.7
Portales 3 12,275 0.69
Silver City 4 10,103 0.66
Albuquerque 5 556,859 0.59
Taos 6 5,735 0.56
Ruidoso 7 7,833 0.5
Alamogordo 8 31,201 0.49
Carlsbad 9 28,079 0.41
Hobbs 10 36,863 0.39
Española 11 10,159 0.31
Rio Rancho 12 92,966 0.31
Los Lunas 13 15,271 0.31
Farmington 14 44,067 0.26
Roswell 15 48,407 0.25
Truth Or Consequences 16 6,157 0.24
Las Cruces 17 101,459 0.24
Santa Fe 18 82,927 0.22
Gallup 19 22,523 0.1
Grants 20 9,263 0.05
Deming 21 14,582 0.05
Socorro 22 8,760 0.05
Bernalillo 23 8,676 0.03
Las Vegas 24 13,570 0.02
Belen 25 7,184 0.01
Bloomfield 26 7,565 0.01
Lovington 27 11,559 0.01