Your Google search history is an extension of your mind. In many cases, what you’ve been privately searching for online isn’t something you’d want your spouse or colleagues to see.
While it really is none of our business what people do behind their closed doors, it’s always fun to peer behind the curtain and see what keeps people entertained. What do they do late at night (or, in many cases, all day long?)
Who are the kinkiest cities in Minnesota? We can tell by looking at who is searching for kinky stuff online.
So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Minnesota residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. After using common search tools, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in Minnesota:
- St. Cloud
- St. Louis Park
- White Bear Lake
Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Minnesota, and don’t know the area very well, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, it’s the 100% truth.
We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if we’re wondering, there’s no way to know who are the least kinky people in Minnesota. We wish we knew, too. That would be a whole nother post on its own.
What sex crazed criteria did we use?
In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities searched for kinky stuff online. Using Google Trends, it’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually.
You might say it’s easy sleazy. Here are the 3 categories we measured:
- Sex toys
- Weird positions
So, let’s get started. The numbers below are on a scale of 100 to 1. Anything over 60 is considered high volume. These are based on a per capita basis, meaning these are search rankings on a per-person basis, not a raw number of actual searches.
1. St. Cloud
Sex toys search index: 100
What the heck is going on in St. Cloud? They are leading Minnesota – by a wide margin we must say – in searches for sex toys and specifically one particular type of toy (used by a woman). Plus, St. Cloud also had a pretty high volume of searches for strippers, too.
If you know anyone in St. Cloud, tag them in this post. They’ll probably freak out. Better yet, if you live in St. Cloud, you’d better explain yourselves, mister.
Could it be like 100 people completely overwhelming the search results here? Who knows. This is just really interesting stuff.
Strippers search index: 100
Sexual toys search index: 90
You gotta hand it to Bloomington. At least they know what they want and go and get it. This city ranks first in the state for queries involving strippers. And, judging by the type of sexual aids they’re searching for the most, it sounds like some pretty kinky strippers, too.
The next time you’re at the Mall of America, you can bet there are lots of kinky people there with you.
Strippers search index: 89
Sex toys search index: 97
Way back in 1871, a congressman named J. Proctor Knott have a speech called, “The Untold Delights Of Duluth,” which was widely popular at the time. It sounds like there are still some real untold delights here, based on their raw number of kink related searches.
4. St. Louis Park
Sex toys search index: 81
Strippers search index: 86
St. Louis Park actually ranked high in three of the four criteria we measured, and showed the third-highest interest level in a female sexual aid. Is that a surprise? We haven’t been to St. Louis Park before, and we’re guessing that many of you haven’t, either.
But if you like to mix it up and get a little naughty, it sounds like you should make the short drive just outside of Minneapolis and get down with your type of people.
Sex toys search index: 61
Strippers search index: 76
Minneapolis has been called one of the smartest cities in America, and one of the coolest cities for young professionals. Smart, cool people like to get crazy in the sack, too, right?
The only category that Minneapolis folks didn’t express any interest in was weird sexual positions. Obviously, this tech-friendly hub has a darker, deeper side that needs vetting.
Sex toys search index: 71
Strippers search index: 63
The Minnesota data is pretty interesting. In other states we ran these same analysis for, it was usually the far less crowded cities that showed interest in kinky queries. Not here. It looks like most of the kink is going on right out in the open in the North Star State.
Rochester has also been called one of the best places to retire in America. Retirees gotta have their fun, too, right? What’s the point of retiring unless you can enjoy it.
7. White Bear Lake
Weird positions search index: 100
Okay, this is where things get weird. The next three cities on this list are all smaller communities that showed an extremely high amount of interest in weird sexual positions.
Way to go, people in “The Bear.” You show them you’re not boring and predictable. This middle class under-the-radar community northeast of Minneapolis isn’t so under the radar anymore. Heck, it sounds like it might even be worth a trip out on the lake to see what all the fuss is all about.
Weird positions search index: 99
Quiet little Hermantown is obviously bringing the kink factor back, since they’re clearly into keeping things spicy in the sack a lot more than the rest of their Minnesota peers. Who’d have thunk it?
If you want to see it for yourself, take take a quick diversion on your way to or from the Duluth Airport. They’d probably be glad to see you.
Weird positions search index: 88
Strippers search index: 75
Are there even any strippers way out in Jordan? We’re wondering how far they’d be willing to drive for a few hundred bucks. Maybe that’s why the search volume is so high – they have to keep calling around until someone wants to suck it up and drive all the way out there in 6 inches of snow.
Sex toys search index: 71
Lastly, we come to the final city in Minnesota on our kinky tour. Home of the Minnesota Zoo, it sounds like some of the residents here might be climbing from the rafters and rolling around in the hay themselves after the kids go to sleep.
Clawing out from under the data
If you’re measuring the cities in Minnesota where there’s a high number of kinky related searches, this is an accurate list. We have to say, however, that after this list goes public, we might see a dramatic difference in these results if we were to measure them again in a week.
If you’re curious, here are a few other ‘honorable mention’ cities in Minnesota, which also had some pretty strong tendencies in regards to our current study:
- Champlin – sexual positions
- Blaine – sexual positions
- Saint Paul – strippers and sexual aids
- Forest Lake – sexual positions
- Woodbury – sexual positions