The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Arizona For 2023


We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in Arizona where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in Arizona.

For example, Tempe, Arizona has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Arizona if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 51 of the state’s most populous areas (over 11,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Arizona.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Arizona

  1. Scottsdale
  2. Tempe
  3. Sun Lakes
  4. Flagstaff
  5. Chandler
  6. Green Valley
  7. Glendale
  8. Phoenix
  9. Mesa
  10. Kingman

You might be thinking, “Scottsdale?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Scottsdale, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Arizona near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Arizona, according to science? That would be Vail. More on that later.

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Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Arizona For 2023

Scottsdale, AZ

Source: Wikipedia User Joseph Plotz | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.6
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 238,685
Bars: 11
Colleges: 4
More on Scottsdale:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Tempe, AZ

Source: Wikipedia User Nick | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 178,862
Bars: 48
Colleges: 4
More on Tempe:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.4
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 13,912
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Sun Lakes:  Cost Of Living

Flagstaff, AZ

Source: Wikipedia User Derek Cashman at en.wikipedia | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 58.7
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 76,228
Bars: 7
Colleges: 3
More on Flagstaff:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Chandler, AZ

Source: Wikipedia User Ixnayonthetimmay | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 55.3
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 272,439
Bars: 10
Colleges: 2
More on Chandler:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 54.6
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 20,729
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Green Valley:  Cost Of Living

Glendale, AZ

Source: Wikipedia User Tony the Marine (talk) | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 53.6
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 245,685
Bars: 2
Colleges: 4
More on Glendale:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Phoenix, AZ

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.4
Rank Last Year: 12 (Up 4)
Population: 1,591,119
Bars: 96
Colleges: 10
More on Phoenix:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Mesa, AZ

Source: Wikipedia User Ixnayonthetimmay | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.0
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 1)
Population: 497,752
Bars: 2
Colleges: 3
More on Mesa:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kingman, AZ

Source: Wikipedia User Dean Cote | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 32,204
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Kingman:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Grand Canyon State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Arizona, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Arizona. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 11,000 people. For Arizona, that meant a total of 51 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Arizona.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Arizona for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Arizona where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Arizona, according to science:

  1. Vail
  2. Valencia West
  3. Camp Verde

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Arizona For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Scottsdale, AZ 238,685 11
2 Tempe, AZ 178,862 48
3 Sun Lakes, AZ 13,912 2
4 Flagstaff, AZ 76,228 7
5 Chandler, AZ 272,439 10
6 Green Valley, AZ 20,729 2
7 Glendale, AZ 245,685 2
8 Phoenix, AZ 1,591,119 96
9 Mesa, AZ 497,752 2
10 Kingman, AZ 32,204 2
11 Tucson, AZ 538,167 58
12 Gold Canyon, AZ 11,233 2
13 Anthem, AZ 22,750 2
14 Catalina Foothills, AZ 50,096 5
15 Avondale, AZ 88,065 2
16 Peoria, AZ 187,733 13
17 Fountain Hills, AZ 23,639 2
18 Flowing Wells, AZ 16,965 3
19 Yuma, AZ 95,154 5
20 Cottonwood, AZ 12,073 4
21 Surprise, AZ 141,875 19
22 Fortuna Foothills, AZ 26,727 2
23 Casas Adobes, AZ 70,224 3
24 Nogales, AZ 19,829 9
25 Chino Valley, AZ 12,854 3
26 Sierra Vista Southeast, AZ 14,822 4
27 Coolidge, AZ 13,347 3
28 El Mirage, AZ 35,410 22
29 Payson, AZ 16,229 2
30 Tucson Estates, AZ 12,411 2
31 Paradise Valley, AZ 12,666 2
32 Florence, AZ 25,356 2
33 Maricopa, AZ 57,075 2
34 New River, AZ 17,731 4
35 Gilbert, AZ 262,249 6
36 Sahuarita, AZ 33,524 2
37 Goodyear, AZ 93,651 2
38 Tanque Verde, AZ 14,946 2
39 San Tan Valley, AZ 96,127 10
40 Somerton, AZ 14,126 2
41 Show Low, AZ 11,623 4
42 Drexel Heights, AZ 30,599 2
43 Queen Creek, AZ 57,728 2
44 Eloy, AZ 15,171 2
45 San Luis, AZ 35,289 3
46 Douglas, AZ 16,470 2
47 Casa Grande, AZ 53,488 2
48 Rio Rico, AZ 20,914 2
49 Camp Verde, AZ 11,942 3
50 Valencia West, AZ 12,887 2
51 Vail, AZ 14,715 2
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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