These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Illinois


If you can’t score in these Illinois cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Illinois.

For example, Evanston, Illinois has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Illinois if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 199 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Illinois:

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  1. Palos Hills
  2. Evanston (Photos)
  3. Charleston (Photos)
  4. Freeport (Photos)
  5. Chicago (Photos)
  6. Lincoln (Photos)
  7. Palos Heights
  8. Forest Park (Photos)
  9. Normal (Photos)
  10. Springfield (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Palos Hills?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Palos Hills, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Illinois, according to science? That would be Campton Hills. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Prairie State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Illinois, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Illinois. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Illinois, that meant a total of 199 cities.

Read on to see why Palos Hills is party central.

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1. Palos Hills

Palos Hills, Il

Get Laid Score: 83.2
Population: 17,545
% Female Population: 54.6%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1

2. Evanston

Evanston, Il

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 82.2
Population: 75,472
% Female Population: 53.2%
Bars: 9
Colleges: 3
Evanston (/vnstn/) is a city in Cook County, Illinois, United States, 12 miles (19 km) north of downtown Chicago, bordered by Chicago to the south, Skokie to the west, and Wilmette to the north. It had a population of 74,486 as of 2010[update]. It is one of the North Shore communities that adjoin Lake Michigan and is the home of Northwestern University. The boundaries of the city of Evanston are coterminous with those of the former Evanston Township, which was dissolved in 2014 by voters with its functions being absorbed by the city of Evanston.

3. Charleston

Charleston, Il

Get Laid Score: 78.8
Population: 21,257
% Female Population: 53.0%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Charleston is a city in and the county seat of Coles County, Illinois, United States. The population was 21,838, as of the 2010 census. The city is home to Eastern Illinois University and has close ties with its neighbor, Mattoon. Both are principal cities of the Charleston?Mattoon Micropolitan Statistical Area.

4. Freeport

Freeport, Il

Get Laid Score: 77.2
Population: 24,784
% Female Population: 53.3%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 2
Freeport is the county seat and largest city of Stephenson County, Illinois. The population was 25,638 at the 2010 census, and the mayor of Freeport is Jodi Miller, elected in 2017. Freeport is known for hosting the second Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858, and as ‘Pretzel City, USA’, named after the heritage of its Germanic settlers in the 1850s and the Billerbeck Bakery pretzel company that started as a result of their arrival. Freeport High School’s mascot is the Pretzel to honor this unique heritage.

5. Chicago

Chicago, Il

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 75.6
Population: 2,714,017
% Female Population: 51.5%
Bars: 201
Colleges: 45
Chicago (/ko/ ( listen) or /ko/), officially the City of Chicago, is the third-most populous city in the United States. With over 2.7 million residents, it is also the most populous city in both the state of Illinois and the Midwestern United States. It is the county seat of Cook County. The Chicago metropolitan area, often referred to as Chicagoland, has nearly 10 million people and is the third-largest in the United States. Chicago has often been called a global architecture capital and is considered one of the most important business centers in the world.

6. Lincoln

Lincoln, Il

Get Laid Score: 75.1
Population: 14,253
% Female Population: 53.3%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 2
Lincoln is a city in Logan County, Illinois, United States. It is the only town in the United States that was named for and by Abraham Lincoln before he became president; he practiced law there from 1847 to 1859. First settled in the 1830s, Lincoln is home to three colleges and two prisons. The three colleges are Lincoln College, Lincoln Christian University, and Heartland Community College. It is also the home of the world’s largest covered wagon.

7. Palos Heights

Palos Heights, Il

Get Laid Score: 74.1
Population: 12,544
% Female Population: 53.9%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1

8. Forest Park

Forest Park, Il

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 71.9
Population: 14,137
% Female Population: 55.0%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
Forest Park (formerly Harlem) is a village in Cook County, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, United States. The population was 14,167 at the 2010 census. The Forest Park terminal on the CTA Blue Line is the line’s western terminus, located on the Eisenhower Expressway at Des Plaines Avenue.

9. Normal

Normal, Il

Get Laid Score: 70.8
Population: 54,534
% Female Population: 52.6%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 2
Normal is a town in McLean County, Illinois, United States. As of the 2010 census, the town’s population was 52,497. Normal is the smaller of two principal municipalities of the Bloomington?Normal metropolitan area, and Illinois’ seventh most populous community outside the Chicago metropolitan area. Normal’s mayor is Chris Koos.

10. Springfield

Springfield, Il

Get Laid Score: 69.7
Population: 116,745
% Female Population: 52.3%
Bars: 7
Colleges: 5
Springfield is the capital of the U.S. state of Illinois and the county seat of Sangamon County. The city’s population of 116,250 as of the 2010 U.S. Census makes it the state’s sixth most populous city. It is the largest city in central Illinois. As of 2013, the city’s population was estimated to have increased to 117,006, with just over 211,700 residents living in the Springfield Metropolitan Statistical Area, which includes Sangamon County and the adjacent Menard County.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Illinois

If you’re looking at cities in Illinois where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Illinois, according to science:

  1. Campton Hills
  2. Channahon
  3. Yorkville

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Illinois

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Palos Hills, IL 1 17,545 54.6% 1
Evanston, IL 2 75,472 53.2% 9
Charleston, IL 3 21,257 53.0% 3
Freeport, IL 4 24,784 53.3% 1
Chicago, IL 5 2,714,017 51.5% 201
Lincoln, IL 6 14,253 53.3% 1
Palos Heights, IL 7 12,544 53.9% 1
Forest Park, IL 8 14,137 55.0% 4
Normal, IL 9 54,534 52.6% 1
Springfield, IL 10 116,745 52.3% 7
Skokie, IL 11 64,873 52.6% 2
Peoria, IL 12 115,990 52.4% 2
Centralia, IL 13 12,696 52.8% 1
River Grove, IL 14 10,248 50.6% 1
Decatur, IL 15 74,063 52.9% 2
Macomb, IL 16 18,771 51.5% 1
Lisle, IL 17 22,989 51.1% 1
Mattoon, IL 18 17,399 51.7% 1
Champaign, IL 19 84,672 48.8% 9
Crestwood, IL 20 10,989 53.7% 1
Chicago Heights, IL 21 30,349 52.1% 1
Westmont, IL 22 25,149 53.8% 1
Carbondale, IL 23 26,066 50.2% 1
South Holland, IL 24 22,040 52.1% 1
Galesburg, IL 25 31,469 48.3% 6
Danville, IL 26 32,030 50.3% 1
Harvey, IL 27 25,625 53.0% 1
East Peoria, IL 28 23,090 51.8% 3
Jacksonville, IL 29 19,042 48.6% 1
Park Forest, IL 30 21,831 54.8% 1
Downers Grove, IL 31 49,555 51.4% 4
Bloomington, IL 32 78,368 51.3% 3
Bourbonnais, IL 33 18,607 53.7% 2
Palatine, IL 34 69,098 50.6% 6
Markham, IL 35 12,633 56.4% 1
Dolton, IL 36 23,113 53.8% 1
Lansing, IL 37 28,369 54.5% 1
Canton, IL 38 14,397 44.8% 1
Rockford, IL 39 149,597 51.3% 10
Norridge, IL 40 15,023 52.7% 2
Oak Park, IL 41 51,989 52.8% 15
Des Plaines, IL 42 58,755 50.2% 2
Elmwood Park, IL 43 24,845 52.8% 1
Niles, IL 44 29,628 52.2% 1
Glen Ellyn, IL 45 27,894 51.9% 1
Richton Park, IL 46 13,668 53.2% 1
Riverdale, IL 47 13,047 53.2% 1
Maywood, IL 48 24,029 53.4% 1
Bloomingdale, IL 49 22,221 53.8% 1
Edwardsville, IL 50 25,044 52.1% 2
Oak Lawn, IL 51 56,774 51.8% 3
Westchester, IL 52 16,719 52.8% 1
Wheaton, IL 53 53,568 51.2% 3
East St. Louis, IL 54 26,731 55.2% 1
Kankakee, IL 55 26,424 50.1% 2
Godfrey, IL 56 17,809 51.9% 1
Dixon, IL 57 14,802 44.0% 2
Bellwood, IL 58 19,146 53.3% 1
Fox Lake, IL 59 10,434 53.4% 1
Sterling, IL 60 15,071 52.5% 1
Alton, IL 61 27,175 53.5% 1
Hazel Crest, IL 62 13,924 52.2% 1
River Forest, IL 63 11,217 50.9% 3
Mount Prospect, IL 64 54,552 50.4% 2
Country Club Hills, IL 65 16,794 51.7% 1
Wood River, IL 66 10,360 53.9% 1
Mount Vernon, IL 67 14,880 53.1% 1
Grayslake, IL 68 21,053 51.8% 5
Streator, IL 69 13,163 51.9% 1
Taylorville, IL 70 11,081 53.4% 1
Brookfield, IL 71 18,966 53.6% 1
Alsip, IL 72 19,335 53.1% 2
North Chicago, IL 73 30,023 41.5% 1
Darien, IL 74 22,232 52.0% 1
Evergreen Park, IL 75 19,849 52.8% 1
Bridgeview, IL 76 16,381 53.0% 1
Justice, IL 77 12,957 52.9% 1
Schaumburg, IL 78 74,366 51.7% 4
Fairview Heights, IL 79 16,793 53.3% 1
Deerfield, IL 80 18,686 51.8% 2
Homewood, IL 81 19,280 52.9% 1
Blue Island, IL 82 22,446 49.8% 1
Elmhurst, IL 83 45,742 50.5% 1
Arlington Heights, IL 84 75,721 51.5% 3
Rolling Meadows, IL 85 23,377 51.7% 1
Oak Forest, IL 86 28,055 51.6% 2
Worth, IL 87 10,776 50.5% 1
Franklin Park, IL 88 18,290 51.8% 1
Orland Park, IL 89 58,612 53.2% 2
Cicero, IL 90 83,972 49.0% 1
Lincolnwood, IL 91 12,637 52.8% 1
Matteson, IL 92 19,146 54.4% 1
Aurora, IL 93 200,907 50.5% 3
Cahokia, IL 94 14,574 53.6% 1
Ottawa, IL 95 18,707 52.3% 1
Joliet, IL 96 147,515 51.3% 2
Effingham, IL 97 12,650 51.7% 1
Lyons, IL 98 10,571 47.4% 1
Morton Grove, IL 99 23,413 51.1% 1
Berwyn, IL 100 56,414 51.0% 3

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