The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Illinois For 2021


If you can’t score in these Illinois cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2021. This is our seventh time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Illinois.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Illinois.

For example, Palos Hills, Illinois has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Illinois if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 201 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Illinois:

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Illinois

  1. Evanston
  2. Palos Hills
  3. Chicago
  4. Skokie
  5. Charleston
  6. Macomb
  7. Normal
  8. Forest Park
  9. River Grove
  10. Lisle

You might be thinking, "Evanston?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Evanston, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Illinois, according to science? That would be Campton Hills. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Illinois For 2021

Evanston, IL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 86.4
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 74,587
Bars: 11
Colleges: 3
More on Evanston:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Palos Hills, IL

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.8
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 17,318
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Palos Hills:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Chicago, IL

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 77.6
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 2,709,534
Bars: 203
Colleges: 48
More on Chicago:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Skokie, IL

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.8
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 63,821
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Skokie:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Charleston, IL

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.6
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 20,464
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Charleston:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Macomb, IL

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.8
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 17,857
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Macomb:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Normal, IL

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.2
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 54,891
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Normal:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Forest Park, IL

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.3
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 1)
Population: 13,927
Bars: 6
Colleges: 0
More on Forest Park:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

River Grove, IL

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 2)
Population: 10,076
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on River Grove:  Cost Of Living

Lisle, IL

Overall SnackAbility

9.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.6
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 1)
Population: 23,431
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Lisle:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Prairie State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Illinois, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2015-2019 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Illinois. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Illinois, that meant a total of 201 cities.

Read on to see why Evanston is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Illinois for 2021

If you're looking at cities in Illinois where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Illinois, according to science:

  1. Campton Hills
  2. Channahon
  3. Minooka

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Illinois For 2021

Rank City Population Bars
1 Evanston, IL 74,587 11
2 Palos Hills, IL 17,318 3
3 Chicago, IL 2,709,534 203
4 Skokie, IL 63,821 4
5 Charleston, IL 20,464 5
6 Macomb, IL 17,857 3
7 Normal, IL 54,891 3
8 Forest Park, IL 13,927 6
9 River Grove, IL 10,076 3
10 Lisle, IL 23,431 3
11 Palos Heights, IL 12,480 3
12 South Holland, IL 21,677 3
13 Champaign, IL 87,636 11
14 Des Plaines, IL 58,673 4
15 Peoria, IL 113,532 4
16 Springfield, IL 115,888 9
17 Matteson, IL 19,385 3
18 Chicago Heights, IL 29,856 3
19 Norridge, IL 14,703 4
20 River Forest, IL 10,970 5
21 Bourbonnais, IL 19,653 4
22 Rockford, IL 147,070 12
23 Decatur, IL 72,359 4
24 Freeport, IL 24,119 3
25 Carbondale, IL 25,597 3
26 Niles, IL 29,451 3
27 Dolton, IL 22,737 3
28 Palatine, IL 68,407 8
29 Westmont, IL 24,931 3
30 Mattoon, IL 17,394 3
31 Downers Grove, IL 49,470 6
32 East St. Louis, IL 26,543 3
33 Centralia, IL 12,356 3
34 Country Club Hills, IL 16,758 3
35 Bellwood, IL 18,996 3
36 Kankakee, IL 25,830 4
37 Elmwood Park, IL 24,468 3
38 Crestwood, IL 10,831 3
39 Mount Prospect, IL 54,604 4
40 Jacksonville, IL 18,859 3
41 Park Forest, IL 21,563 3
42 Wheaton, IL 53,270 5
43 Cicero, IL 82,330 3
44 Glen Ellyn, IL 27,855 3
45 Lincoln, IL 13,652 3
46 Harvey, IL 24,386 3
47 Lake Forest, IL 19,173 3
48 Hazel Crest, IL 13,549 3
49 Lansing, IL 27,904 3
50 Oak Park, IL 52,233 17
51 Galesburg, IL 30,689 8
52 North Chicago, IL 29,971 3
53 Bloomington, IL 78,015 5
54 Westchester, IL 16,440 3
55 Danville, IL 31,246 3
56 Maywood, IL 23,578 3
57 Morton Grove, IL 23,089 3
58 Chicago Ridge, IL 14,153 3
59 Riverdale, IL 12,793 3
60 Justice, IL 12,800 3
61 Markham, IL 12,493 3
62 Lincolnwood, IL 12,434 3
63 Dixon, IL 15,433 4
64 Canton, IL 13,682 3
65 Bloomingdale, IL 22,027 3
66 Aurora, IL 199,927 5
67 Edwardsville, IL 25,171 4
68 Schaumburg, IL 74,194 6
69 Elmhurst, IL 46,463 3
70 Mundelein, IL 31,587 6
71 Elgin, IL 112,653 8
72 Godfrey, IL 17,579 3
73 Naperville, IL 147,501 13
74 Grayslake, IL 20,720 7
75 Oak Lawn, IL 55,936 5
76 Deerfield, IL 19,006 4
77 Evergreen Park, IL 19,479 3
78 Blue Island, IL 22,611 3
79 Bridgeview, IL 16,124 3
80 Rolling Meadows, IL 23,219 3
81 Collinsville, IL 24,626 3
82 Arlington Heights, IL 75,482 5
83 Glendale Heights, IL 34,079 5
84 Brookfield, IL 18,735 3
85 Northbrook, IL 33,343 3
86 Zion, IL 23,858 3
87 Northlake, IL 12,290 4
88 La Grange Park, IL 13,395 3
89 Darien, IL 21,884 3
90 Sterling, IL 14,782 3
91 East Peoria, IL 22,851 5
92 Schiller Park, IL 11,621 3
93 Hickory Hills, IL 13,816 3
94 Mount Vernon, IL 14,742 3
95 Alton, IL 26,640 3
96 Homewood, IL 19,112 3
97 Joliet, IL 147,826 4
98 Midlothian, IL 14,595 3
99 Rantoul, IL 13,218 5
100 Franklin Park, IL 17,956 3

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