These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Kansas For 2019


If you can’t score in these Kansas cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Kansas.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Kansas.

For example, Manhattan, Kansas has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Kansas if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 28 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Kansas:

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  1. Emporia (Photos)
  2. Manhattan (Photos)
  3. Ottawa (Photos)
  4. Hays (Photos)
  5. Atchison (Photos)
  6. El Dorado (Photos)
  7. Lawrence (Photos)
  8. Merriam (Photos)
  9. Topeka (Photos)
  10. Pittsburg (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Emporia?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Emporia, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Kansas, according to science? That would be Lansing. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Sunflower State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Kansas, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Kansas. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Kansas, that meant a total of 28 cities.

Read on to see why Emporia is party central.

Emporia, KS

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.6
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 24,636
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Emporia:  Data | Photos

Emporia is a city in and the county seat of Lyon County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 24,916. Emporia lies between Topeka and Wichita at the intersection of U.S. Route 50 with Interstates 335 and 35 on the Kansas Turnpike. Emporia is also a college town, home to Emporia State University and Flint Hills Technical College.

Manhattan, KS

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 55,427
Bars: 18
Colleges: 3
More on Manhattan:  Data | Photos

Manhattan is a city in northeastern Kansas in the United States at the junction of the Kansas River and Big Blue River. It is the county seat of Riley County, although it extends into Pottawatomie County. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 52,281.

Ottawa, KS

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.3
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 5)
Population: 12,321
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Ottawa:  Data | Photos

Ottawa is a city in, and the county seat of, Franklin County, Kansas, United States. It is located on both banks of the Marais des Cygnes River near the center of Franklin County. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 12,649.

Hays, KS

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.4
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 2)
Population: 20,938
Bars: 7
Colleges: 1
More on Hays:  Data | Photos

Hays is a city in and the county seat of Ellis County, Kansas, United States. The largest city in northwestern Kansas, it is the economic and cultural center of the region. It is also a college town, home to Fort Hays State University. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 20,510.

Atchison, KS

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.7
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 10,727
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Atchison:  Data | Photos

Atchison is a city and county seat of Atchison County, Kansas, United States, and situated along the Missouri River. As of the 2010 census, its population was 11,021. The city is named in honor of David Rice Atchison, United States senator from Missouri, and was the original eastern terminus of the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe Railway. Atchison was the birthplace of aviator Amelia Earhart, and the Amelia Earhart Festival is held annually in July. Atchison is also home of Benedictine College, a Catholic liberal-arts college.

El Dorado, KS

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.1
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 3)
Population: 13,003
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on El Dorado:  Data | Photos

El Dorado EL-d-RAY-doh) is city and county seat of Butler County, Kansas, United States. It is situated along the Walnut River in the central part of Butler County and located in south-central Kansas. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 13,021.

Lawrence, KS

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.1
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 93,954
Bars: 13
Colleges: 2
More on Lawrence:  Data | Photos

Lawrence is the county seat of Douglas County and sixth largest city in Kansas. It is located in the northeastern sector of the state, next to Interstate 70, between the Kansas and Wakarusa Rivers. As of the 2010 census, the city’s population was 87,643. Lawrence is a college town and the home to the University of Kansas and Haskell Indian Nations University.

Merriam, KS

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.1
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 3)
Population: 11,259
Bars: 7
Colleges: 0
More on Merriam:  Data | Photos

Merriam is a city in Johnson County, Kansas, United States, and part of the Kansas City Metropolitan Area. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 11,003. It is bordered by the cities of Overland Park to the east and south, Shawnee to the west, and Kansas City, Kansas to the north ; the city of Lenexa is less than a mile to the southwest. Merriam is included in the Shawnee Mission postal designation.

Topeka, KS

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 58.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 127,139
Bars: 23
Colleges: 3
More on Topeka:  Data | Photos

Topeka is the capital city of the U.S. state of Kansas and the seat of Shawnee County. It is situated along the Kansas River in the central part of Shawnee County, in northeast Kansas, in the Central United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 127,473. The Topeka Metropolitan Statistical Area, which includes Shawnee, Jackson, Jefferson, Osage, and Wabaunsee counties, had a population of 233,870 in the 2010 census.

Pittsburg, KS

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 58.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 20,278
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Pittsburg:  Data | Photos

Pittsburg is a city in Crawford County, Kansas, United States, located in Southeast Kansas near the Missouri state border. It is the most populous city in Crawford County and southeastern Kansas. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 20,233.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Kansas for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Kansas where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Kansas, according to science:

  1. Lansing
  2. Andover
  3. Gardner

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Kansas For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Emporia, KS 24,636 5
2 Manhattan, KS 55,427 18
3 Ottawa, KS 12,321 4
4 Hays, KS 20,938 7
5 Atchison, KS 10,727 4
6 El Dorado, KS 13,003 5
7 Lawrence, KS 93,954 13
8 Merriam, KS 11,259 7
9 Topeka, KS 127,139 23
10 Pittsburg, KS 20,278 4
11 Great Bend, KS 15,686 7
12 Salina, KS 47,513 5
13 Mcpherson, KS 13,089 5
14 Overland Park, KS 186,147 30
15 Wichita, KS 389,054 15
16 Winfield, KS 12,180 7
17 Leawood, KS 34,195 6
18 Liberal, KS 20,607 4
19 Haysville, KS 11,489 4
20 Shawnee, KS 64,840 6
21 Lenexa, KS 52,030 10
22 Leavenworth, KS 35,958 8
23 Newton, KS 18,972 4
24 Derby, KS 23,712 4
25 Olathe, KS 134,368 18
26 Gardner, KS 21,059 4
27 Andover, KS 12,661 4
28 Lansing, KS 11,771 4

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