These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Louisiana For 2019


If you can’t score in these Louisiana cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Louisiana.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Louisiana.

For example, Thibodaux, Louisiana has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Louisiana if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 57 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Louisiana:

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  1. Bogalusa (Photos)
  2. Thibodaux (Photos)
  3. Baton Rouge (Photos)
  4. Natchitoches (Photos)
  5. Eunice (Photos)
  6. New Orleans (Photos)
  7. Hammond (Photos)
  8. Monroe (Photos)
  9. Shreveport (Photos)
  10. Lake Charles (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Bogalusa?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Bogalusa, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Louisiana, according to science? That would be Youngsville. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Pelican State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Louisiana, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Louisiana. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Louisiana, that meant a total of 57 cities.

Read on to see why Bogalusa is party central.

Bogalusa, LA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

1
/10

Get Laid Score: 76.0
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 2)
Population: 11,852
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Bogalusa:  Data | Photos

Bogalusa is a city in Washington Parish, Louisiana, United States. The population was 12,232 at the 2010 census. It is the principal city of the Bogalusa Micropolitan Statistical Area, which includes all of Washington Parish and is also part of the larger New Orleans-Metairie-Bogalusa Combined Statistical Area.

Thibodaux, LA

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 76.0
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 14,488
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Thibodaux:  Data | Photos

Thibodaux is a city in and the parish seat of Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, United States, along the banks of Bayou Lafourche in the northwestern part of the parish. The population was 14,567 at the 2010 census. Thibodaux is a principal city of the Houma-Bayou Cane-Thibodaux Metropolitan Statistical Area.

Baton Rouge, LA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 227,549
Bars: 3
Colleges: 9
More on Baton Rouge:  Data | Photos

Baton Rouge ) is the capital of the U.S. state of Louisiana and its second-largest city. It forms the parish seat of East Baton Rouge Parish and is located on the eastern bank of the Mississippi River.

Natchitoches, LA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

2
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.9
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 2)
Population: 18,176
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Natchitoches:  Data | Photos

Natchitoches is a small city and the parish seat of Natchitoches Parish, Louisiana, United States. Established in 1714 by Louis Juchereau de St. Denis as part of French Louisiana, the community was named after the indigenous Natchitoches people.

Eunice, LA

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.5
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 10,305
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Eunice:  Data | Photos

Eunice is a city in Acadia and St. Landry parishes in the U.S. state of Louisiana. The 2010 census placed the population at 10,398, a decrease of 1,101, or 9.5 percent, from the 2000 tabulation of 11,499.

New Orleans, LA

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.8
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 2)
Population: 388,182
Bars: 47
Colleges: 10
More on New Orleans:  Data | Photos

New Orleans ) is a major United States port and the largest city and metropolitan area in the state of Louisiana.

Hammond, LA

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.4
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 20,325
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Hammond:  Data | Photos

Hammond is the largest city in Tangipahoa Parish, Louisiana, United States, located 45 miles east of Baton Rouge and 45 miles northwest of New Orleans. Its population was 20,019 in the 2010 census; Hammond is home to Southeastern Louisiana University and is the principal city of the Hammond Metropolitan Statistical Area, which includes all of Tangipahoa Parish.

Monroe, LA

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.9
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 48,938
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Monroe:  Data | Photos

Monroe is the eighth-largest city in the U.S. state of Louisiana. It is the parish seat of Ouachita Parish. In the official 2010 census, Monroe had a population of 48,815. The municipal population declined by 8.1 percent over the past decade; it was 53,107 in the 2000 census. After a recheck in 2012, the Census Bureau changed the 2010 population from 48,815 to 49,147. Mayor Jamie Mayo, however, maintains that the Monroe population is more than 50,000 and indicated that he will pursue a continued challenge to the count.

Shreveport, LA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.1
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 196,217
Bars: 3
Colleges: 5
More on Shreveport:  Data | Photos

Shreveport is the third-largest city in the state of Louisiana and the 122nd-largest city in the United States. It is the seat of Caddo Parish and extends along the Red River into neighboring Bossier Parish. Bossier City is separated from Shreveport by the Red River. The population of Shreveport was 199,311 in 2010, and the Shreveport-Bossier City Metropolitan Area population exceeds 441,000. The Shreveport-Bossier City Metropolitan Statistical Area ranks 111th in the United States, according to the United States Census Bureau.

Lake Charles, LA

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.3
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 75,194
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Lake Charles:  Data | Photos

Lake Charles is the fifth-largest incorporated city in the U.S. state of Louisiana, located on Lake Charles, Prien Lake, and the Calcasieu River. Founded in 1861 in Calcasieu Parish, it is a major industrial, cultural, and educational center in the southwest region of the state.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Louisiana for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Louisiana where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Louisiana, according to science:

  1. Youngsville
  2. Moss Bluff
  3. Luling

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Louisiana For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Bogalusa, LA 11,852 3
2 Thibodaux, LA 14,488 6
3 Baton Rouge, LA 227,549 3
4 Natchitoches, LA 18,176 3
5 Eunice, LA 10,305 3
6 New Orleans, LA 388,182 47
7 Hammond, LA 20,325 3
8 Monroe, LA 48,938 4
9 Shreveport, LA 196,217 3
10 Lake Charles, LA 75,194 5
11 Alexandria, LA 47,954 5
12 Jefferson, LA 10,469 6
13 Lafayette, LA 126,476 5
14 Minden, LA 12,614 4
15 Marrero, LA 31,425 3
16 Gonzales, LA 10,558 3
17 West Monroe, LA 12,874 3
18 Opelousas, LA 16,480 3
19 Abbeville, LA 12,350 3
20 Bastrop, LA 10,643 4
21 Baker, LA 13,694 3
22 Metairie, LA 144,822 3
23 Ruston, LA 22,154 3
24 River Ridge, LA 13,809 3
25 Pineville, LA 14,381 4
26 Chalmette, LA 22,907 3
27 Gretna, LA 17,888 3
28 Harvey, LA 20,311 3
29 Kenner, LA 67,253 3
30 New Iberia, LA 30,292 3
31 Crowley, LA 13,047 3
32 Bayou Cane, LA 21,173 3
33 Denham Springs, LA 10,066 3
34 Slidell, LA 27,755 5
35 Gardere, LA 11,229 3
36 Terrytown, LA 24,216 4
37 Woodmere, LA 11,114 3
38 Sulphur, LA 20,237 3
39 Houma, LA 33,784 3
40 Claiborne, LA 11,555 3
41 Jennings, LA 10,084 3
42 Estelle, LA 16,791 3
43 Timberlane, LA 10,655 3
44 Destrehan, LA 10,906 3
45 Shenandoah, LA 20,481 3
46 Raceland, LA 10,322 3
47 Deridder, LA 10,995 3
48 Mandeville, LA 12,215 3
49 Zachary, LA 16,879 3
50 Central, LA 28,462 3
51 Laplace, LA 28,218 3
52 Prairieville, LA 30,536 3
53 Belle Chasse, LA 13,585 3
54 Broussard, LA 10,888 3
55 Luling, LA 13,088 3
56 Moss Bluff, LA 12,491 3
57 Youngsville, LA 11,950 3

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