These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Louisiana

If you can’t score in these Louisiana cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Louisiana.

For example, Baton Rouge, Louisiana has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Louisiana if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 57 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Louisiana:

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  1. Thibodaux (Photos)
  2. Baton Rouge (Photos)
  3. Bogalusa (Photos)
  4. New Orleans (Photos)
  5. Eunice
  6. Natchitoches (Photos)
  7. Hammond (Photos)
  8. Monroe (Photos)
  9. Shreveport (Photos)
  10. Lake Charles (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Thibodaux?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Thibodaux, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Louisiana, according to science? That would be Moss Bluff. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Pelican State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Louisiana, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Louisiana. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Louisiana, that meant a total of 57 cities.

Read on to see why Thibodaux is party central.

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1. Thibodaux

Thibodaux, La

Get Laid Score: 80.6
Population: 14,565
% Female Population: 54.6%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Thibodaux (/tbdo/ TIB–doh) is a city in and the parish seat of Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, United States, along the banks of Bayou Lafourche in the northwestern part of the parish. The population was 14,567 at the 2010 census. Thibodaux is a principal city of the Houma?Bayou Cane?Thibodaux Metropolitan Statistical Area.

2. Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, La

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 75.0
Population: 228,694
% Female Population: 52.3%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 9
Baton Rouge (/bætn ru/ BAT-n ROOZH; French for ‘Red Stick’, French: Bâton-Rouge [bt u] ( listen)) is the capital of the U.S. state of Louisiana and its second-largest city. It forms the parish seat of East Baton Rouge Parish and is located on the eastern bank of the Mississippi River.

3. Bogalusa

Bogalusa, La

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 73.1
Population: 11,964
% Female Population: 55.4%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Bogalusa is a city in Washington Parish, Louisiana, United States. The population was 12,232 at the 2010 census. It is the principal city of the Bogalusa Micropolitan Statistical Area, which includes all of Washington Parish and is also part of the larger New Orleans?Metairie?Bogalusa Combined Statistical Area.

4. New Orleans

New Orleans, La

Get Laid Score: 72.2
Population: 382,922
% Female Population: 52.2%
Bars: 45
Colleges: 10
New Orleans (/nju rlinz, -rlinz, -rlnz/, or /nrlnz/; French: La Nouvelle-Orléans [la nuvlle] ( listen)) is a major United States port and the largest city and metropolitan area in the state of Louisiana.

5. Eunice

Get Laid Score: 71.5
Population: 10,199
% Female Population: 53.0%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Eunice is a city in Acadia and St. Landry parishes in the U.S. state of Louisiana. The 2010 census placed the population at 10,398, a decrease of 1,101, or 9.5 percent, from the 2000 tabulation of 11,499.

6. Natchitoches

Natchitoches, La

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 69.9
Population: 18,402
% Female Population: 54.6%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Natchitoches (/nækt/ NAK–tsh; French: Les Natchitoches) is a small city and the parish seat of Natchitoches Parish, Louisiana, United States. Established in 1714 by Louis Juchereau de St. Denis as part of French Louisiana, the community was named after the indigenous Natchitoches people.

7. Hammond

Hammond, La

Get Laid Score: 67.6
Population: 20,389
% Female Population: 54.0%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Hammond is the largest city in Tangipahoa Parish, Louisiana, United States, located 45 miles (72 km) east of Baton Rouge and 45 miles (72 km) northwest of New Orleans. Its population was 20,019 in the 2010 census; Hammond is home to Southeastern Louisiana University and is the principal city of the Hammond Metropolitan Statistical Area, which includes all of Tangipahoa Parish.

8. Monroe

Monroe, La

Get Laid Score: 67.4
Population: 49,361
% Female Population: 54.9%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
Monroe (historically French: Poste-du-Ouachita) is the eighth-largest city in the U.S. state of Louisiana. It is the parish seat of Ouachita Parish. In the official 2010 census, Monroe had a population of 48,815. The municipal population declined by 8.1 percent over the past decade; it was 53,107 in the 2000 census. After a recheck in 2012, the Census Bureau changed the 2010 population from 48,815 to 49,147. Mayor Jamie Mayo, however, maintains that the Monroe population is more than 50,000 and indicated that he will pursue a continued challenge to the count.

9. Shreveport

Shreveport, La

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 64.3
Population: 198,571
% Female Population: 53.1%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 5
Shreveport (/rivprt/ SHREEV-port) is the third-largest city in the state of Louisiana and the 122nd-largest city in the United States. It is the seat of Caddo Parish and extends along the Red River (most notably at Wright Island, the Charles and Marie Hamel Memorial Park, and Bagley Island) into neighboring Bossier Parish. Bossier City is separated from Shreveport by the Red River. The population of Shreveport was 199,311 in 2010, and the Shreveport-Bossier City Metropolitan Area population exceeds 441,000. The Shreveport-Bossier City Metropolitan Statistical Area ranks 111th in the United States, according to the United States Census Bureau.

10. Lake Charles

Lake Charles, La

Get Laid Score: 63.0
Population: 75,044
% Female Population: 52.1%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
Lake Charles (French: Lac Charles) is the fifth-largest incorporated city in the U.S. state of Louisiana, located on Lake Charles, Prien Lake, and the Calcasieu River. Founded in 1861 in Calcasieu Parish, it is a major industrial, cultural, and educational center in the southwest region of the state.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Louisiana

If you’re looking at cities in Louisiana where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Louisiana, according to science:

  1. Moss Bluff
  2. Youngsville
  3. Broussard

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Louisiana

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Thibodaux, LA 1 14,565 54.6% 4
Baton Rouge, LA 2 228,694 52.3% 1
Bogalusa, LA 3 11,964 55.4% 1
New Orleans, LA 4 382,922 52.2% 45
Eunice, LA 5 10,199 53.0% 1
Natchitoches, LA 6 18,402 54.6% 1
Hammond, LA 7 20,389 54.0% 1
Monroe, LA 8 49,361 54.9% 2
Shreveport, LA 9 198,571 53.1% 1
Lake Charles, LA 10 75,044 52.1% 3
Jefferson, LA 11 10,532 52.1% 4
Lafayette, LA 12 125,808 51.1% 3
Minden, LA 13 12,790 52.0% 2
Alexandria, LA 14 48,044 52.1% 3
Opelousas, LA 15 16,605 54.2% 1
West Monroe, LA 16 13,031 56.0% 1
Ruston, LA 17 22,245 50.9% 1
Marrero, LA 18 31,454 53.1% 1
Metairie, LA 19 144,772 51.7% 1
Gonzales, LA 20 10,492 50.6% 1
River Ridge, LA 21 13,706 52.0% 1
Baker, LA 22 13,754 53.3% 1
Chalmette, LA 23 22,345 49.8% 1
Bastrop, LA 24 10,851 54.9% 2
Pineville, LA 25 14,477 50.9% 2
Abbeville, LA 26 12,408 53.0% 1
Harvey, LA 27 20,102 51.3% 1
Crowley, LA 28 13,155 53.7% 1
Gretna, LA 29 17,832 49.1% 1
New Iberia, LA 30 30,717 51.7% 1
Kenner, LA 31 66,954 50.4% 1
Bayou Cane, LA 32 20,445 51.6% 1
Woodmere, LA 33 11,391 53.8% 1
Terrytown, LA 34 24,959 51.2% 2
Gardere, LA 35 10,926 45.6% 1
Sulphur, LA 36 20,198 52.3% 1
Timberlane, LA 37 10,596 51.1% 1
Slidell, LA 38 27,697 51.4% 3
Houma, LA 39 34,052 49.5% 1
Jennings, LA 40 10,180 51.3% 1
Denham Springs, LA 41 10,278 50.4% 1
Estelle, LA 42 15,856 50.8% 1
Shenandoah, LA 43 19,999 49.5% 1
Claiborne, LA 44 11,299 52.3% 1
Central, LA 45 28,017 52.8% 1
Mandeville, LA 46 12,244 49.6% 1
Raceland, LA 47 10,633 49.5% 1
Destrehan, LA 48 11,211 50.2% 1
Laplace, LA 49 28,845 50.5% 1
Zachary, LA 50 16,154 52.3% 1
Deridder, LA 51 10,918 49.9% 1
Prairieville, LA 52 29,732 50.9% 1
Belle Chasse, LA 53 13,709 51.1% 1
Luling, LA 54 12,855 51.3% 1
Broussard, LA 55 10,221 48.6% 1
Youngsville, LA 56 10,878 49.8% 1
Moss Bluff, LA 57 12,654 49.4% 1

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