The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Louisiana For 2022


If you can’t score in these Louisiana cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Louisiana.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Louisiana.

For example, New Orleans, Louisiana has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Louisiana if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 56 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Louisiana:

Are you trying to find love in Louisiana?

You might be thinking, "Baton Rouge?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Baton Rouge, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Louisiana, according to science? That would be Zachary. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Louisiana For 2022

Baton Rouge, LA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 77.1
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 222,191
Bars: 3
Colleges: 10
More on Baton Rouge:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

New Orleans, LA

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.8
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 391,249
Bars: 47
Colleges: 12
More on New Orleans:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Natchitoches, LA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

2
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.8
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 17,711
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Natchitoches:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Bogalusa, LA

Overall SnackAbility

2
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.1
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 11,658
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Bogalusa:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Thibodaux, LA

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.4
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 14,565
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Thibodaux:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Shreveport, LA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.9
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 2)
Population: 189,890
Bars: 3
Colleges: 6
More on Shreveport:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Monroe, LA

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 47,906
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Monroe:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kenner, LA

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.6
Rank Last Year: 12 (Up 4)
Population: 66,759
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Kenner:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Ruston, LA

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.2
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 21,987
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Ruston:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Lafayette, LA

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.0
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 1)
Population: 126,674
Bars: 5
Colleges: 4
More on Lafayette:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Pelican State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Louisiana, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Louisiana. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Louisiana, that meant a total of 56 cities.

Read on to see why Baton Rouge is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Louisiana for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Louisiana where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Louisiana, according to science:

  1. Zachary
  2. Central
  3. Prairieville

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Louisiana For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Baton Rouge, LA 222,191 3
2 New Orleans, LA 391,249 47
3 Natchitoches, LA 17,711 3
4 Bogalusa, LA 11,658 3
5 Thibodaux, LA 14,565 6
6 Shreveport, LA 189,890 3
7 Monroe, LA 47,906 4
8 Kenner, LA 66,759 3
9 Ruston, LA 21,987 3
10 Lafayette, LA 126,674 5
11 Marrero, LA 31,751 3
12 Alexandria, LA 46,545 5
13 Pineville, LA 14,179 4
14 Hammond, LA 20,557 3
15 Jefferson, LA 10,286 6
16 West Monroe, LA 12,431 3
17 Gonzales, LA 10,932 3
18 Lake Charles, LA 77,832 5
19 Gardere, LA 10,629 3
20 Gretna, LA 17,746 3
21 Metairie, LA 138,511 3
22 Opelousas, LA 16,687 3
23 Minden, LA 12,035 4
24 Waggaman, LA 10,917 3
25 Timberlane, LA 10,498 3
26 Slidell, LA 27,782 5
27 Woodmere, LA 10,908 3
28 Abbeville, LA 12,167 3
29 Chalmette, LA 23,111 3
30 Sulphur, LA 20,122 3
31 Baker, LA 13,233 3
32 Terrytown, LA 26,044 4
33 Bastrop, LA 10,060 4
34 River Ridge, LA 13,690 3
35 Harvey, LA 20,992 3
36 Shenandoah, LA 21,045 3
37 Deridder, LA 10,955 3
38 New Iberia, LA 28,965 3
39 Bayou Cane, LA 20,307 3
40 Estelle, LA 17,330 3
41 Claiborne, LA 11,904 3
42 Laplace, LA 29,232 3
43 Houma, LA 33,053 3
44 Crowley, LA 12,689 3
45 Raceland, LA 10,835 3
46 Mandeville, LA 12,567 3
47 Belle Chasse, LA 10,241 3
48 Youngsville, LA 14,118 3
49 Destrehan, LA 11,658 3
50 Moss Bluff, LA 10,352 3
51 Broussard, LA 12,248 3
52 Luling, LA 14,522 3
53 Covington, LA 10,471 3
54 Prairieville, LA 33,228 3
55 Central, LA 29,235 3
56 Zachary, LA 17,699 3

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