These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Massachusetts For 2019


If you can’t score in these Massachusetts cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Massachusetts.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Massachusetts.

For example, Cambridge, Massachusetts has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Massachusetts if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 60 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Massachusetts:

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  1. Boston (Photos)
  2. Cambridge (Photos)
  3. Brookline (Photos)
  4. North Adams (Photos)
  5. Medford (Photos)
  6. Worcester (Photos)
  7. Springfield (Photos)
  8. Northampton (Photos)
  9. Quincy (Photos)
  10. Fall River (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Boston?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Boston, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Massachusetts, according to science? That would be Wilmington. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Bay State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Massachusetts, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Massachusetts. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Massachusetts, that meant a total of 60 cities.

Read on to see why Boston is party central.

Boston, MA

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 76.7
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 669,158
Bars: 99
Colleges: 28
More on Boston:  Data | Photos

Boston BOSS-tn) is the capital city and most populous municipality of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts in the United States. It is also the seat of Suffolk County, although the county government was disbanded on July 1, 1999. The city proper covers 48 square miles with an estimated population of 673,184 in 2016, making it the largest city in the New England region of the northeastern United States. The city is the economic and cultural anchor of a substantially larger metropolitan area known as Greater Boston, a metropolitan statistical area home to a census-estimated 4.8million people in 2016 and ranking as the tenth-largest such area in the country. As a combined statistical area, this wider commuting region is home to some 8.2million people, making it the sixth-largest in the United States.

Cambridge, MA

Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 110,893
Bars: 44
Colleges: 6
More on Cambridge:  Data | Photos

Cambridge is a city in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, and part of the Boston metropolitan area.

Brookline, MA

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.3
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 59,246
Bars: 10
Colleges: 3
More on Brookline:  Data | Photos

Brookline is a town in Norfolk County, Massachusetts, in the United States, and is a part of Greater Boston. Brookline borders six of Boston’s neighborhoods: Brighton, Allston, Fenway-Kenmore, Mission Hill, Jamaica Plain, and West Roxbury. The city of Newton lies to the west of Brookline.

North Adams, MA

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 13,211
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on North Adams:  Data | Photos

North Adams is a city in Berkshire County, Massachusetts, United States. It is part of the Pittsfield, Massachusetts Metropolitan Statistical Area. Its population was 13,708 as of the 2010 census, making it the least populous city in the state. Best known as the home of the largest contemporary art museum in the United States, the Massachusetts Museum of Contemporary Art, North Adams has in recent years become a center for tourism, culture and recreation.

Medford, MA

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.4
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 57,700
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Medford:  Data | Photos

Medford is a city 3.2 miles northwest of downtown Boston on the Mystic River in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, United States. In the 2010 U.S. Census, Medford’s population was 56,173. It is home to Tufts University.

Worcester, MA

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.7
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 3)
Population: 184,743
Bars: 17
Colleges: 8
More on Worcester:  Data | Photos

Worcester pronunciation is a city and the county seat of Worcester County, Massachusetts, United States. Named after Worcester, England, as of the 2010 Census the city’s population was 181,045, making it the second most populous city in New England after Boston. Worcester is located approximately 40 miles west of Boston, 50 miles east of Springfield and 40 miles north of Providence. Due to its location in Central Massachusetts, Worcester is known as the “Heart of the Commonwealth”, thus, a heart is the official symbol of the city. However, the heart symbol may also have its provenance in lore that the mass-produced Valentine’s Day card was invented in the city.

Springfield, MA

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.3
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 4)
Population: 154,613
Bars: 8
Colleges: 5
More on Springfield:  Data | Photos

Springfield is a city in western New England, and the seat of Hampden County, Massachusetts, United States. Springfield sits on the eastern bank of the Connecticut River near its confluence with three rivers: the western Westfield River, the eastern Chicopee River, and the eastern Mill River. As of the 2010 Census, the city’s population was 153,060. Metropolitan Springfield, as one of two metropolitan areas in Massachusetts, had a population of 692,942 as of 2010.

Northampton, MA

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.6
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 28,548
Bars: 11
Colleges: 1
More on Northampton:  Data | Photos

The city of Northampton ) is the county seat of Hampshire County, Massachusetts, United States. As of the 2010 census, the population of Northampton was 28,549.

Quincy, MA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.9
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 1)
Population: 93,824
Bars: 11
Colleges: 2
More on Quincy:  Data | Photos

Quincy is the largest city in Norfolk County, Massachusetts, United States. It is a major part of Metropolitan Boston and is Boston’s immediate southern suburb. Its population in 2014 was 93,397, making it the 8th-largest city in the state. Known as the “City of Presidents,” Quincy is the birthplace of two U.S. presidents – John Adams and his son John Quincy Adams – as well as John Hancock, a President of the Continental Congress and the first signer of the Declaration of Independence.

Fall River, MA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.9
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 2)
Population: 89,258
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
More on Fall River:  Data | Photos

Fall River is a city in Bristol County, Massachusetts, United States. Fall River’s population was 88,857 at the 2010 census, making it the tenth-largest city in the state.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Massachusetts for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Massachusetts where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Massachusetts, according to science:

  1. Wilmington
  2. Lexington
  3. Reading

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Massachusetts For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Boston, MA 669,158 99
2 Cambridge, MA 110,893 44
3 Brookline, MA 59,246 10
4 North Adams, MA 13,211 5
5 Medford, MA 57,700 5
6 Worcester, MA 184,743 17
7 Springfield, MA 154,613 8
8 Northampton, MA 28,548 11
9 Quincy, MA 93,824 11
10 Fall River, MA 89,258 4
11 Swampscott, MA 14,563 4
12 Waltham, MA 62,832 15
13 Amherst Center, MA 20,084 11
14 Newton, MA 88,479 8
15 Brockton, MA 95,161 4
16 Somerville, MA 79,983 20
17 Webster, MA 12,175 4
18 Wellesley, MA 29,004 4
19 New Bedford, MA 95,125 4
20 Danvers, MA 27,527 5
21 Chicopee, MA 55,778 4
22 Framingham, MA 71,232 9
23 Randolph, MA 33,704 4
24 Milton, MA 27,527 7
25 Lowell, MA 110,964 7
26 Malden, MA 61,212 6
27 South Yarmouth, MA 11,391 4
28 Hull, MA 10,402 4
29 Gardner, MA 20,496 5
30 Newburyport, MA 17,890 6
31 Longmeadow, MA 15,876 4
32 Peabody, MA 52,610 4
33 Revere, MA 53,864 4
34 Lawrence, MA 79,497 6
35 Haverhill, MA 62,943 8
36 Everett, MA 45,212 5
37 Melrose, MA 28,132 4
38 Norwood, MA 29,121 4
39 Dedham, MA 25,377 4
40 Lynn, MA 93,069 5
41 Marblehead, MA 20,393 5
42 Stoneham, MA 21,967 4
43 Saugus, MA 28,037 5
44 Abington, MA 16,275 4
45 Taunton, MA 56,826 5
46 Holbrook, MA 11,029 4
47 Needham, MA 30,429 4
48 Belmont, MA 25,965 6
49 Wakefield, MA 26,823 4
50 Gloucester, MA 29,858 4
51 Somerset, MA 18,257 4
52 Hudson, MA 15,554 6
53 Milford, MA 25,738 4
54 Burlington, MA 26,103 4
55 Maynard, MA 10,560 5
56 Lynnfield, MA 12,732 4
57 Winchester, MA 22,579 4
58 Reading, MA 25,769 4
59 Lexington, MA 33,339 6
60 Wilmington, MA 23,538 4

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