The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Massachusetts For 2023


We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in Massachusetts where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in Massachusetts.

For example, Boston, Massachusetts has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Massachusetts if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 58 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Massachusetts.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Massachusetts

  1. Brookline
  2. Boston
  3. Cambridge
  4. Medford
  5. Worcester
  6. Waltham
  7. Northampton
  8. Springfield
  9. Wellesley
  10. Newton

You might be thinking, “Brookline?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Brookline, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Massachusetts near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Massachusetts, according to science? That would be Abington. More on that later.

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Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Massachusetts For 2023

Brookline, MA

Source: Wikipedia User John Phelan | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 87.2
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 62,620
Bars: 7
Colleges: 4
More on Brookline:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Boston, MA

Source: Flickr User Bert Kaufmann | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.1
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 672,814
Bars: 96
Colleges: 28
More on Boston:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Cambridge, MA

Source: Flickr User EandJsFilmCrew | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 77.7
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 116,892
Bars: 41
Colleges: 6
More on Cambridge:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Medford, MA

Source: Wikipedia User John Phelan | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.2
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 60,708
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
More on Medford:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Worcester, MA

Source: Wikipedia User Terageorge | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.8
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 203,867
Bars: 14
Colleges: 8
More on Worcester:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Waltham, MA

Source: Wikipedia User Tim Pierce | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

9.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.5
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 64,655
Bars: 12
Colleges: 2
More on Waltham:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Northampton, MA

Source: Wikipedia User | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 29,379
Bars: 8
Colleges: 1
More on Northampton:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Springfield, MA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.1
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 155,770
Bars: 5
Colleges: 5
More on Springfield:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Wellesley, MA

Source: Wikipedia User John Phelan | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.4
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 29,365
Bars: 1
Colleges: 2
More on Wellesley:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Newton, MA

Source: Wikipedia User John Phelan | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

10
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.2
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 88,647
Bars: 5
Colleges: 3
More on Newton:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Bay State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Massachusetts, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Massachusetts. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Massachusetts, that meant a total of 58 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Massachusetts.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Massachusetts for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Massachusetts where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Massachusetts, according to science:

  1. Abington
  2. Wilmington
  3. Maynard

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Massachusetts For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Brookline, MA 62,620 7
2 Boston, MA 672,814 96
3 Cambridge, MA 116,892 41
4 Medford, MA 60,708 2
5 Worcester, MA 203,867 14
6 Waltham, MA 64,655 12
7 Northampton, MA 29,379 8
8 Springfield, MA 155,770 5
9 Wellesley, MA 29,365 1
10 Newton, MA 88,647 5
11 Quincy, MA 100,544 8
12 Somerville, MA 80,608 17
13 Fall River, MA 93,339 1
14 North Adams, MA 13,024 2
15 Brockton, MA 104,216 1
16 Lowell, MA 114,804 4
17 Longmeadow, MA 15,863 1
18 Danvers, MA 27,966 2
19 Hull, MA 10,120 1
20 Milton, MA 28,382 4
21 Chicopee, MA 55,636 1
22 Swampscott, MA 15,043 1
23 Needham, MA 31,808 1
24 Malden, MA 65,602 3
25 Hudson, MA 15,445 3
26 Lawrence, MA 87,798 3
27 Revere, MA 60,720 1
28 Belmont, MA 27,056 3
29 Melrose, MA 29,567 1
30 Webster, MA 12,086 1
31 Haverhill, MA 67,093 5
32 Gardner, MA 21,183 2
33 Lynn, MA 100,233 2
34 Dedham, MA 25,308 1
35 Peabody, MA 54,200 1
36 Winchester, MA 22,875 1
37 Newburyport, MA 18,282 3
38 Everett, MA 48,368 2
39 Marblehead, MA 20,397 2
40 New Bedford, MA 100,309 1
41 Stoneham, MA 23,077 1
42 South Yarmouth, MA 11,696 1
43 Norwood, MA 31,256 1
44 Saugus, MA 28,521 2
45 Burlington, MA 26,234 1
46 Gloucester, MA 29,814 1
47 Lexington, MA 34,235 3
48 Taunton, MA 59,076 2
49 Milford, MA 27,336 1
50 Wakefield, MA 27,041 1
51 Nantucket, MA 10,699 4
52 Somerset, MA 18,271 1
53 Holbrook, MA 11,344 1
54 Reading, MA 25,483 1
55 Lynnfield, MA 12,874 1
56 Maynard, MA 10,702 2
57 Wilmington, MA 23,311 1
58 Abington, MA 16,974 1
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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