The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Massachusetts For 2022


If you can’t score in these Massachusetts cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Massachusetts.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Massachusetts.

For example, Boston, Massachusetts has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Massachusetts if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 57 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Massachusetts:

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Massachusetts

  1. Brookline
  2. Boston
  3. Cambridge
  4. Medford
  5. Worcester
  6. Waltham
  7. Northampton
  8. Springfield
  9. Wellesley
  10. Newton

You might be thinking, "Brookline?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Brookline, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Massachusetts, according to science? That would be Abington. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Massachusetts For 2022

Brookline, MA

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 84.3
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 59,223
Bars: 8
Colleges: 4
More on Brookline:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Boston, MA

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 80.8
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 689,326
Bars: 97
Colleges: 28
More on Boston:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Cambridge, MA

Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 76.1
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 117,822
Bars: 42
Colleges: 6
More on Cambridge:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Medford, MA

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.6
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 2)
Population: 58,290
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Medford:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Worcester, MA

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.7
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 185,186
Bars: 15
Colleges: 8
More on Worcester:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Waltham, MA

Overall SnackAbility

9.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.7
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 2)
Population: 62,597
Bars: 13
Colleges: 2
More on Waltham:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Northampton, MA

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 2)
Population: 28,552
Bars: 9
Colleges: 1
More on Northampton:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Springfield, MA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.8
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 3)
Population: 153,677
Bars: 6
Colleges: 5
More on Springfield:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Wellesley, MA

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.6
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 28,747
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
More on Wellesley:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Newton, MA

Overall SnackAbility

10
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.4
Rank Last Year: 9 (Down 1)
Population: 88,322
Bars: 6
Colleges: 3
More on Newton:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Bay State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Massachusetts, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Massachusetts. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Massachusetts, that meant a total of 57 cities.

Read on to see why Brookline is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Massachusetts for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Massachusetts where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Massachusetts, according to science:

  1. Abington
  2. Wilmington
  3. Reading

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Massachusetts For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Brookline, MA 59,223 8
2 Boston, MA 689,326 97
3 Cambridge, MA 117,822 42
4 Medford, MA 58,290 3
5 Worcester, MA 185,186 15
6 Waltham, MA 62,597 13
7 Northampton, MA 28,552 9
8 Springfield, MA 153,677 6
9 Wellesley, MA 28,747 2
10 Newton, MA 88,322 6
11 Quincy, MA 94,389 9
12 Somerville, MA 81,175 18
13 Brockton, MA 95,740 2
14 Danvers, MA 27,549 3
15 Lowell, MA 111,311 5
16 Milton, MA 27,590 5
17 Fall River, MA 89,618 2
18 Chicopee, MA 55,186 2
19 Longmeadow, MA 15,736 2
20 Hull, MA 10,478 2
21 North Adams, MA 12,897 3
22 Swampscott, MA 15,184 2
23 Malden, MA 60,710 4
24 Melrose, MA 28,054 2
25 Belmont, MA 26,158 4
26 Haverhill, MA 63,783 6
27 Needham, MA 31,177 2
28 Peabody, MA 53,004 2
29 Marblehead, MA 20,530 3
30 Hudson, MA 15,222 4
31 Newburyport, MA 18,197 4
32 Dedham, MA 25,330 2
33 Lawrence, MA 80,022 4
34 New Bedford, MA 95,355 2
35 Gardner, MA 20,605 3
36 Revere, MA 53,400 2
37 Everett, MA 46,275 3
38 Webster, MA 11,719 2
39 South Yarmouth, MA 10,598 2
40 Lynn, MA 94,201 3
41 Winchester, MA 22,760 2
42 Stoneham, MA 23,625 2
43 Norwood, MA 29,446 2
44 Taunton, MA 57,327 3
45 Saugus, MA 28,326 3
46 Burlington, MA 28,077 2
47 Somerset, MA 18,160 2
48 Milford, MA 26,072 2
49 Wakefield, MA 27,041 2
50 Lexington, MA 33,304 4
51 Holbrook, MA 11,051 2
52 Gloucester, MA 30,291 2
53 Maynard, MA 10,900 3
54 Lynnfield, MA 12,968 2
55 Reading, MA 25,236 2
56 Wilmington, MA 23,390 2
57 Abington, MA 16,557 2

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