These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Minnesota For 2019


If you can’t score in these Minnesota cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Minnesota.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Minnesota.

For example, Winona, Minnesota has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Minnesota if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 93 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Minnesota:

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  1. Bemidji (Photos)
  2. Winona (Photos)
  3. Anoka (Photos)
  4. Brainerd (Photos)
  5. Northfield (Photos)
  6. White Bear Lake (Photos)
  7. Minneapolis (Photos)
  8. Alexandria (Photos)
  9. Richfield (Photos)
  10. Hopkins (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Bemidji?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Bemidji, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Minnesota, according to science? That would be St. Michael. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the North Star State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Minnesota, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Minnesota. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Minnesota, that meant a total of 93 cities.

Read on to see why Bemidji is party central.

Bemidji, MN

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 82.9
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 14,803
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
More on Bemidji:  Data | Photos

Bemidji is a city in Beltrami County, in north west Minnesota, United States. With a population of 14,301 as of July 1, 2016, it is the largest commercial center between Grand Forks, North Dakota and Duluth, Minnesota. Bemidji houses many Native American services, including the Indian Health Service. The city is the central hub of the Red Lake Indian Reservation, White Earth Indian Reservation and the Leech Lake Indian Reservation. Bemidji lies on the south west shore of Lake Bemidji, the northernmost lake feeding the Mississippi River and as such is deemed “The First City On The Mississippi.” Bemidji is also the self proclaimed “curling capital” of the U.S. and birth place of Paul Bunyan

Winona, MN

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 80.0
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 27,153
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
More on Winona:  Data | Photos

Winona is a city in and the county seat of Winona County, in the state of Minnesota. Located in picturesque bluff country on the Mississippi River, its most noticeable physical landmark is Sugar Loaf. The city is named after legendary figure Winona, said to have been the first-born daughter of Chief Wapasha III. The population was 27,592 at the 2010 census.

Anoka, MN

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.8
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 17,374
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Anoka:  Data | Photos

Anoka is a city in Anoka County, Minnesota. The population was 17,142 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat. Anoka calls itself the “Halloween Capital of the World”, because it hosted one of the first Halloween parades in 1920. It continues to celebrate the holiday each year with several parades. Anoka is a northern suburb of the Twin Cities.

Brainerd, MN

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 3)
Population: 13,394
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Brainerd:  Data | Photos

Coordinates: 462129N 941203W 46.35806; -94.20083

Northfield, MN

Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.9
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 20,297
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Northfield:  Data | Photos

Northfield is a city in Dakota and Rice counties in the State of Minnesota. The city is mostly in Rice County, with a small portion in Dakota County. The population was 20,007 during the 2010 census.

White Bear Lake, MN

Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.5
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 3)
Population: 25,411
Bars: 7
Colleges: 1
More on White Bear Lake:  Data | Photos

White Bear Lake is a city in Ramsey County in the state of Minnesota. A small portion of the city also extends into Washington County. The population was 23,769 at the 2010 census. The city is located on White Bear Lake, one of the largest lakes in the Minneapolis-St. Paul metropolitan area.

Minneapolis, MN

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.6
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 411,452
Bars: 76
Colleges: 8
More on Minneapolis:  Data | Photos

Minneapolis ) is the county seat of Hennepin County, and the larger of the Twin Cities, the 16th-largest metropolitan area in the United States. As of 2016, Minneapolis is the largest city in the state of Minnesota and 46th-largest in the United States, with an estimated population of 413,651. The Twin Cities metropolitan area consists of Minneapolis, its neighbor Saint Paul, and suburbs which together contain about 3.5 million people, the second-largest economic center in the Midwest, after Chicago.

Alexandria, MN

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.1
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 3)
Population: 13,203
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Alexandria:  Data | Photos

Richfield, MN

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.7
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 35,993
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Richfield:  Data | Photos

Richfield is a city in Hennepin County, Minnesota, United States. An inner-ring suburb of the Minneapolis-Saint Paul region, it is bordered by Minneapolis to the north, Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport to the east, Bloomington to the south, and Edina to the west. Best Buy, the U.S.’s largest electronics retailer, has its headquarters in Richfield. The population was 35,228 at the 2010 census.

Hopkins, MN

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.7
Rank Last Year: 14 (Up 5)
Population: 18,217
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Hopkins:  Data | Photos

Hopkins is a suburban city in Hennepin County, Minnesota, United States, located west of Minneapolis. The city is four square miles in size and is surrounded by the larger, west suburban communities of Minnetonka, Saint Louis Park, and Edina. Hopkins is about 98% developed with little remaining vacant land. The population was 17,591 at the 2010 census.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Minnesota for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Minnesota where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Minnesota, according to science:

  1. St. Michael
  2. Lino Lakes
  3. Ham Lake

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Minnesota For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Bemidji, MN 14,803 4
2 Winona, MN 27,153 4
3 Anoka, MN 17,374 3
4 Brainerd, MN 13,394 4
5 Northfield, MN 20,297 6
6 White Bear Lake, MN 25,411 7
7 Minneapolis, MN 411,452 76
8 Alexandria, MN 13,203 4
9 Richfield, MN 35,993 3
10 Hopkins, MN 18,217 3
11 Fergus Falls, MN 13,606 4
12 Little Canada, MN 10,321 4
13 New Brighton, MN 22,440 5
14 Bloomington, MN 85,417 5
15 Robbinsdale, MN 14,446 3
16 Duluth, MN 86,066 8
17 St. Louis Park, MN 48,124 9
18 Hibbing, MN 16,183 3
19 New Ulm, MN 13,249 3
20 West St. Paul, MN 19,750 3
21 Roseville, MN 35,624 6
22 Coon Rapids, MN 62,342 4
23 Hutchinson, MN 13,836 3
24 New Hope, MN 20,909 4
25 Rochester, MN 112,683 42
26 Columbia Heights, MN 19,823 3
27 Austin, MN 24,882 8
28 North Mankato, MN 13,583 4
29 Oakdale, MN 27,972 4
30 Brooklyn Park, MN 79,462 4
31 St. Paul, MN 300,820 40
32 Grand Rapids, MN 11,099 3
33 Marshall, MN 13,706 3
34 Crystal, MN 22,910 4
35 South St. Paul, MN 20,280 4
36 Red Wing, MN 16,334 3
37 Mounds View, MN 12,872 4
38 Albert Lea, MN 17,716 3
39 Willmar, MN 19,608 23
40 Burnsville, MN 61,302 13
41 Golden Valley, MN 21,208 5
42 Brooklyn Center, MN 30,885 4
43 North St. Paul, MN 12,241 3
44 Minnetonka, MN 52,102 5
45 Cloquet, MN 11,965 3
46 Edina, MN 50,603 7
47 Faribault, MN 23,577 10
48 Sauk Rapids, MN 13,354 3
49 Inver Grove Heights, MN 34,976 4
50 Vadnais Heights, MN 13,283 3
51 Fridley, MN 27,573 3
52 St. Peter, MN 11,682 5
53 St. Cloud, MN 67,093 8
54 Shoreview, MN 26,432 5
55 Fairmont, MN 10,251 4
56 Plymouth, MN 76,258 5
57 Arden Hills, MN 10,250 5
58 Hastings, MN 22,620 11
59 Eagan, MN 66,102 3
60 Champlin, MN 24,209 4
61 Mendota Heights, MN 11,253 4
62 Maple Grove, MN 68,362 3
63 Rosemount, MN 23,474 6
64 Stillwater, MN 19,232 4
65 Buffalo, MN 15,996 3
66 Owatonna, MN 25,613 6
67 Apple Valley, MN 51,109 6
68 Waconia, MN 11,751 3
69 Woodbury, MN 67,648 3
70 Rogers, MN 12,564 3
71 Worthington, MN 13,142 3
72 Blaine, MN 62,453 4
73 North Branch, MN 10,241 3
74 Eden Prairie, MN 63,660 5
75 Farmington, MN 22,502 3
76 Chaska, MN 25,578 6
77 Sartell, MN 16,749 3
78 Monticello, MN 13,316 3
79 Savage, MN 30,011 3
80 Prior Lake, MN 25,452 3
81 Forest Lake, MN 19,406 3
82 Chanhassen, MN 25,108 5
83 Otsego, MN 15,630 4
84 Cottage Grove, MN 35,902 5
85 Lakeville, MN 61,056 4
86 Elk River, MN 23,924 4
87 Hugo, MN 14,415 3
88 Andover, MN 32,257 3
89 East Bethel, MN 11,733 3
90 Ramsey, MN 25,853 4
91 Ham Lake, MN 16,119 3
92 Lino Lakes, MN 20,950 4
93 St. Michael, MN 17,128 3

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