These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Minnesota


If you can’t score in these Minnesota cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Minnesota.

For example, Bemidji, Minnesota has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Minnesota if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 93 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Minnesota:

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  1. Winona (Photos)
  2. Bemidji (Photos)
  3. Anoka (Photos)
  4. Fergus Falls (Photos)
  5. Alexandria (Photos)
  6. Northfield (Photos)
  7. Brainerd (Photos)
  8. Minneapolis (Photos)
  9. White Bear Lake (Photos)
  10. Richfield (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Winona?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Winona, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Minnesota, according to science? That would be St. Michael. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the North Star State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Minnesota, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Minnesota. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Minnesota, that meant a total of 93 cities.

Read on to see why Winona is party central.

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1. Winona

Winona, Mn

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 81.1
Population: 27,372
% Female Population: 52.7%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 3
Winona is a city in and the county seat of Winona County, in the state of Minnesota. Located in picturesque bluff country on the Mississippi River, its most noticeable physical landmark is Sugar Loaf. The city is named after legendary figure Winona, said to have been the first-born daughter of Chief Wapasha (Wabasha) III. The population was 27,592 at the 2010 census.

2. Bemidji

Bemidji, Mn

Get Laid Score: 78.8
Population: 14,664
% Female Population: 52.2%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 3
Bemidji (/bmdi/ b-MIJ-ee) is a city in Beltrami County (and county seat), in north west Minnesota, United States. With a population of 14,301 as of July 1, 2016, it is the largest commercial center between Grand Forks, North Dakota and Duluth, Minnesota. Bemidji houses many Native American services, including the Indian Health Service. The city is the central hub of the Red Lake Indian Reservation, White Earth Indian Reservation and the Leech Lake Indian Reservation. Bemidji lies on the south west shore of Lake Bemidji, the northernmost lake feeding the Mississippi River and as such is deemed ‘The First City On The Mississippi.’ Bemidji is also the self proclaimed ‘curling capital’ of the U.S. and birth place of Paul Bunyan

3. Anoka

Anoka, Mn

Get Laid Score: 72.6
Population: 17,325
% Female Population: 51.3%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Anoka (/nok/ -NOH-k) is a city in Anoka County, Minnesota. The population was 17,142 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat. Anoka calls itself the ‘Halloween Capital of the World’, because it hosted one of the first Halloween parades in 1920. It continues to celebrate the holiday each year with several parades. Anoka is a northern suburb of the Twin Cities.

4. Fergus Falls

Fergus Falls, Mn

Get Laid Score: 72.6
Population: 13,310
% Female Population: 53.3%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Fergus Falls is a city in and the county seat of Otter Tail County, Minnesota, United States. The population was 13,138 at the 2010 census.

5. Alexandria

Alexandria, Mn

Get Laid Score: 72.2
Population: 13,185
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1

6. Northfield

Northfield, Mn

Get Laid Score: 69.9
Population: 20,405
% Female Population: 52.9%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
Northfield is a city in Dakota and Rice counties in the State of Minnesota. The city is mostly in Rice County, with a small portion in Dakota County. The population was 20,007 during the 2010 census.

7. Brainerd

Brainerd, Mn

Get Laid Score: 69.5
Population: 13,440
% Female Population: 53.4%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Coordinates: 46°2129N 94°1203W / 46.35806°N 94.20083°W / 46.35806; -94.20083

8. Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Mn

Get Laid Score: 69.1
Population: 404,670
% Female Population: 49.4%
Bars: 75
Colleges: 8
Minneapolis (/mniæpls/ ( listen)) is the county seat of Hennepin County, and the larger of the Twin Cities, the 16th-largest metropolitan area in the United States. As of 2016, Minneapolis is the largest city in the state of Minnesota and 46th-largest in the United States, with an estimated population of 413,651. The Twin Cities metropolitan area consists of Minneapolis, its neighbor Saint Paul, and suburbs which together contain about 3.5 million people, the second-largest economic center in the Midwest, after Chicago.

9. White Bear Lake

White Bear Lake, Mn

Get Laid Score: 67.9
Population: 24,992
% Female Population: 52.5%
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
White Bear Lake is a city in Ramsey County in the state of Minnesota. A small portion of the city also extends into Washington County. The population was 23,769 at the 2010 census. The city is located on White Bear Lake, one of the largest lakes in the Minneapolis-St. Paul metropolitan area.

10. Richfield

Richfield, Mn

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 67.2
Population: 35,912
% Female Population: 50.3%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Richfield is a city in Hennepin County, Minnesota, United States. An inner-ring suburb of the Minneapolis?Saint Paul region, it is bordered by Minneapolis to the north, Minneapolis?Saint Paul International Airport to the east, Bloomington to the south, and Edina to the west. Best Buy, the U.S.’s largest electronics retailer, has its headquarters in Richfield. The population was 35,228 at the 2010 census.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Minnesota

If you’re looking at cities in Minnesota where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Minnesota, according to science:

  1. St. Michael
  2. Lino Lakes
  3. Ham Lake

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Minnesota

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Winona, MN 1 27,372 52.7% 3
Bemidji, MN 2 14,664 52.2% 3
Anoka, MN 3 17,325 51.3% 2
Fergus Falls, MN 4 13,310 53.3% 3
Alexandria, MN 5 13,185 52.0% 3
Northfield, MN 6 20,405 52.9% 5
Brainerd, MN 7 13,440 53.4% 3
Minneapolis, MN 8 404,670 49.4% 75
White Bear Lake, MN 9 24,992 52.5% 6
Richfield, MN 10 35,912 50.3% 2
St. Louis Park, MN 11 47,486 51.8% 8
New Ulm, MN 12 13,279 51.7% 2
Bloomington, MN 13 85,080 51.3% 4
Hopkins, MN 14 18,077 52.3% 2
West St. Paul, MN 15 19,779 53.1% 2
New Brighton, MN 16 22,233 51.2% 4
Hibbing, MN 17 16,230 53.1% 2
Little Canada, MN 18 10,202 52.5% 3
Robbinsdale, MN 19 14,382 52.4% 2
Duluth, MN 20 86,164 50.6% 7
New Hope, MN 21 20,819 53.0% 3
Hutchinson, MN 22 13,891 50.1% 2
North Mankato, MN 23 13,451 51.4% 3
Marshall, MN 24 13,616 51.2% 2
Grand Rapids, MN 25 11,053 51.0% 2
Crystal, MN 26 22,777 51.7% 3
Rochester, MN 27 111,396 51.3% 41
Coon Rapids, MN 28 62,159 51.6% 3
Columbia Heights, MN 29 19,689 50.6% 2
Roseville, MN 30 35,254 51.4% 5
Austin, MN 31 24,841 49.8% 7
South St. Paul, MN 32 20,281 52.3% 3
Red Wing, MN 33 16,484 50.9% 2
St. Paul, MN 34 297,160 50.6% 39
Golden Valley, MN 35 21,040 52.8% 4
Brooklyn Center, MN 36 30,785 52.0% 3
Oakdale, MN 37 27,956 52.6% 3
Brooklyn Park, MN 38 78,823 51.2% 3
Vadnais Heights, MN 39 13,115 55.3% 2
Albert Lea, MN 40 17,775 51.6% 2
Willmar, MN 41 19,641 50.2% 22
Minnetonka, MN 42 51,651 52.6% 4
Edina, MN 43 49,976 52.6% 6
Burnsville, MN 44 61,158 51.7% 12
Cloquet, MN 45 12,047 49.9% 2
Mounds View, MN 46 12,708 51.7% 3
North St. Paul, MN 47 12,102 48.8% 2
Inver Grove Heights, MN 48 34,757 50.1% 3
Shoreview, MN 49 26,161 51.7% 4
Faribault, MN 50 23,530 46.5% 9
Sauk Rapids, MN 51 13,334 51.8% 2
Fridley, MN 52 27,447 49.5% 2
St. Cloud, MN 53 66,770 47.6% 7
Arden Hills, MN 54 10,126 52.9% 4
Fairmont, MN 55 10,311 50.3% 3
Hastings, MN 56 22,501 49.8% 10
St. Peter, MN 57 11,567 50.3% 4
Plymouth, MN 58 75,105 50.9% 4
Maple Grove, MN 59 66,969 52.5% 2
Rosemount, MN 60 23,099 51.2% 5
Apple Valley, MN 61 50,602 50.7% 5
Champlin, MN 62 23,929 51.4% 3
Mendota Heights, MN 63 11,231 51.2% 3
Owatonna, MN 64 25,580 50.9% 5
Stillwater, MN 65 19,142 50.0% 3
Eagan, MN 66 65,874 50.5% 2
Buffalo, MN 67 15,927 50.8% 2
Woodbury, MN 68 66,699 52.1% 2
North Branch, MN 69 10,157 52.9% 2
Waconia, MN 70 11,523 50.8% 2
Sartell, MN 71 16,442 51.0% 2
Monticello, MN 72 13,214 50.8% 2
Eden Prairie, MN 73 63,206 49.8% 4
Blaine, MN 74 61,210 50.3% 3
Farmington, MN 75 22,226 51.8% 2
Worthington, MN 76 13,036 49.0% 2
Rogers, MN 77 12,284 51.4% 2
Chaska, MN 78 25,078 50.2% 5
Prior Lake, MN 79 24,997 49.8% 2
Cottage Grove, MN 80 35,632 51.0% 4
Forest Lake, MN 81 19,208 49.2% 2
Savage, MN 82 29,399 49.9% 2
Chanhassen, MN 83 24,796 50.7% 4
Lakeville, MN 84 59,786 50.1% 3
Elk River, MN 85 23,743 49.5% 3
Hugo, MN 86 14,223 48.1% 2
Ramsey, MN 87 25,329 48.6% 3
East Bethel, MN 88 11,618 47.9% 2
Otsego, MN 89 15,065 50.2% 3
Andover, MN 90 31,906 49.7% 2
Ham Lake, MN 91 15,878 48.1% 2
Lino Lakes, MN 92 20,758 48.2% 3
St. Michael, MN 93 17,045 46.8% 2

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