The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Mississippi For 2023

We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in Mississippi where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in Mississippi.

For example, Hattiesburg, Mississippi has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Mississippi if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 39 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Mississippi.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Mississippi

  1. Columbus
  2. Hattiesburg
  3. Jackson
  4. Clarksdale
  5. Cleveland
  6. McComb
  7. Greenwood
  8. Laurel
  9. Natchez
  10. Long Beach

You might be thinking, “Columbus?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Columbus, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Mississippi near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Mississippi, according to science? That would be Byram. More on that later.

For more Mississippi reading, check out:

Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Mississippi For 2023

Columbus, MS

Source: Wikipedia User Shayanasadi | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 69.6
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 23,858
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Columbus:  Cost Of Living

Hattiesburg, MS

Source: Wikipedia User Sturmgewehr88 | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 64.4
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 47,074
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Hattiesburg:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Jackson, MS

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 63.6
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 156,803
Bars: 3
Colleges: 6
More on Jackson:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Clarksdale, MS

Source: Wikipedia User Latt | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 60.3
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 15,124
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Clarksdale:  Cost Of Living

Cleveland, MS

Source: Wikipedia User Kilobytezero | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 59.8
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 11,285
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Cleveland:  Cost Of Living

Mccomb, MS

Source: Wikipedia User Steve Wilson | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 50.5
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 5)
Population: 12,400
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Mccomb:  Cost Of Living

Greenwood, MS

Source: Wikipedia User Thomas Gregory | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 50.5
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 2)
Population: 14,521
Bars: 8
Colleges: 0
More on Greenwood:  Cost Of Living

Laurel, MS

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 49.7
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 17,375
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Laurel:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Natchez, MS

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 46.7
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 2)
Population: 14,435
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Natchez:  Cost Of Living

Long Beach, MS

Source: Flickr User Dave Bezaire | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 45.9
Rank Last Year: 9 (Down 1)
Population: 16,654
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Long Beach:  Cost Of Living

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Magnolia State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Mississippi, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Mississippi. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Mississippi, that meant a total of 39 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Mississippi.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Mississippi for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Mississippi where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Mississippi, according to science:

  1. Byram
  2. Brandon
  3. Madison

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Mississippi For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Columbus, MS 23,858 3
2 Hattiesburg, MS 47,074 6
3 Jackson, MS 156,803 3
4 Clarksdale, MS 15,124 4
5 Cleveland, MS 11,285 3
6 Mccomb, MS 12,400 3
7 Greenwood, MS 14,521 8
8 Laurel, MS 17,375 3
9 Natchez, MS 14,435 3
10 Long Beach, MS 16,654 3
11 Greenville, MS 30,175 3
12 Horn Lake, MS 26,623 3
13 Oxford, MS 25,859 3
14 D’iberville, MS 12,736 3
15 Picayune, MS 11,777 3
16 Ridgeland, MS 24,330 3
17 Clinton, MS 27,830 3
18 Southaven, MS 54,141 3
19 Ocean Springs, MS 18,275 10
20 Olive Branch, MS 39,136 3
21 Biloxi, MS 49,061 3
22 Starkville, MS 24,578 3
23 Pascagoula, MS 22,001 4
24 Gulfport, MS 72,468 7
25 West Point, MS 10,148 3
26 Brookhaven, MS 11,855 3
27 Vicksburg, MS 21,748 4
28 Corinth, MS 14,545 3
29 Canton, MS 10,955 3
30 Moss Point, MS 12,282 3
31 Pearl, MS 27,017 3
32 Hernando, MS 16,730 3
33 Flowood, MS 10,019 6
34 Gautier, MS 18,932 3
35 Grenada, MS 12,675 3
36 Petal, MS 11,342 3
37 Madison, MS 27,459 3
38 Brandon, MS 24,887 3
39 Byram, MS 12,591 3
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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