These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Montana For 2019


If you can’t score in these Montana cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Montana.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Montana.

For example, Great Falls, Montana has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Montana if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 17 of the state’s most populous areas (over 4,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Montana:

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  1. Helena (Photos)
  2. Great Falls (Photos)
  3. Havre (Photos)
  4. Missoula (Photos)
  5. Billings (Photos)
  6. Glendive (Photos)
  7. Kalispell (Photos)
  8. Livingston (Photos)
  9. Laurel (Photos)
  10. Evergreen

You might be thinking, “Helena?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Helena, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Montana, according to science? That would be Lockwood. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Treasure State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Montana, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Montana. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 4,000 people. For Montana, that meant a total of 17 cities.

Read on to see why Helena is party central.

Helena, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 30,345
Bars: 18
Colleges: 2
More on Helena:  Data | Photos

Helena is the state capital of the U.S. state of Montana and the county seat of Lewis and Clark County.

Great Falls, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.2
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 59,144
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Great Falls:  Data | Photos

Great Falls is a city in and the county seat of Cascade County, Montana, United States. The 2015 census estimate put the population at 59,638. The population was 58,505 at the 2010 census. It is the principal city of the Great Falls, Montana Metropolitan Statistical Area, which encompasses all of Cascade County and has a population of 82,278. Great Falls was the largest city in Montana from 1950 to 1970, when Billings surpassed it. Great Falls remained the second largest city in Montana until 2000, when it was passed by Missoula. Since then Great Falls has been the third largest city in the state.

Havre, MT

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.8
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 9,763
Bars: 7
Colleges: 1
More on Havre:  Data | Photos

Havre is the county seat and largest town in Hill County, Montana, in the United States. It is said to be named after the city of Le Havre in France. As of the 2010 census the population was 9,310, and in 2016 the estimated population was 9,846.

Missoula, MT

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 59.8
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 70,847
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Missoula:  Data | Photos

Missoula is a city in the U.S. state of Montana and is the county seat of Missoula County. It is located along the Clark Fork River near its confluences with the Bitterroot and Blackfoot Rivers in western Montana and at the convergence of five mountain ranges, thus is often described as the “hub of five valleys”. In 2016, the United States Census Bureau estimated the city’s population at 72,364 and the population of the Missoula Metropolitan Area at 116,130. In the 1990s, Missoula overtook GreatFalls as Montana-s secondlargest city, behind Billings. Missoula is home to the University of Montana, a public research university.

Billings, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 53.7
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 109,082
Bars: 5
Colleges: 3
More on Billings:  Data | Photos

Billings is the largest city in the state of Montana, and the principal city of the Billings Metropolitan Area with a population of 166,855. It has a trade area of over half a million people.

Glendive, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 50.0
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 2)
Population: 5,285
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Glendive:  Data | Photos

Kalispell, MT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 47.6
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 2)
Population: 21,992
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Kalispell:  Data | Photos

Kalispell is a city in, and the county seat of Flathead County, Montana, United States. The 2015 Census estimates put Kalispell’s population at 22,052. The Kalispell Micropolitan Statistical Area has a population of 93,068 and it is the largest city and commercial center of northwest Montana. The name Kalispell is a Salish word meaning “flat land above the lake”. Kalispell is also the gateway to Glacier National Park.

Livingston, MT

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Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 39.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 7,294
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Livingston:  Data | Photos

Livingston is a city and the county seat of Park County, Montana, United States. Livingston is located in southwestern Montana, on the Yellowstone River, north of Yellowstone National Park. The population was 7,044 at the 2010 census.

Laurel, MT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 26.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 6,885
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Laurel:  Data | Photos

Laurel is a city in Yellowstone County, Montana, United States. It is the third largest community in the Billings Metropolitan Statistical Area, and is located in the Yellowstone Valley, as an east-west terminal division point of the Burlington-Northern Railroad. The population was 6,781 at the 2010 census.

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 25.6
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 7,552
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on Evergreen:  Data

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Montana for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Montana where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Montana, according to science:

  1. Lockwood
  2. Helena Valley West Central
  3. Helena Valley Southeast

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Montana For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Helena, MT 30,345 18
2 Great Falls, MT 59,144 6
3 Havre, MT 9,763 7
4 Missoula, MT 70,847 6
5 Billings, MT 109,082 5
6 Glendive, MT 5,285 5
7 Kalispell, MT 21,992 5
8 Livingston, MT 7,294 5
9 Laurel, MT 6,885 3
10 Evergreen, MT 7,552 3
11 Bigfork, MT 4,797 4
12 Whitefish, MT 7,070 3
13 Belgrade, MT 8,026 3
14 Sidney, MT 6,491 3
15 Helena Valley Southeast, MT 7,517 4
16 Helena Valley West Central, MT 8,622 18
17 Lockwood, MT 7,503 3

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