The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Montana For 2022


If you can’t score in these Montana cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Montana.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Montana.

For example, Missoula, Montana has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Montana if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 17 of the state's most populous areas (over 4,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Montana:

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Montana

  1. Helena
  2. Missoula
  3. Kalispell
  4. Great Falls
  5. Havre
  6. Whitefish
  7. Billings
  8. Livingston
  9. Bigfork
  10. Glendive

You might be thinking, "Helena?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Helena, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Montana, according to science? That would be Lockwood. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Montana For 2022

Helena, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 32,655
Bars: 19
Colleges: 2
More on Helena:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Missoula, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.2
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 74,994
Bars: 7
Colleges: 1
More on Missoula:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kalispell, MT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 57.9
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 23,935
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Kalispell:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Great Falls, MT

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 53.4
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 58,717
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on Great Falls:  Cost Of Living

Havre, MT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.1
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 9,739
Bars: 8
Colleges: 1
More on Havre:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Whitefish, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 46.6
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 4)
Population: 8,032
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Whitefish:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Billings, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 46.6
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 2)
Population: 109,705
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Billings:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Livingston, MT

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Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 44.4
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 7,696
Bars: 6
Colleges: 0
More on Livingston:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 42.7
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 4,733
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Bigfork:

Glendive, MT

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 42.7
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 4)
Population: 5,030
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Glendive:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Treasure State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Montana, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Montana. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 4,000 people. For Montana, that meant a total of 17 cities.

Read on to see why Helena is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Montana for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Montana where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Montana, according to science:

  1. Lockwood
  2. Helena Valley West Central
  3. Helena Valley Southeast

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Montana For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Helena, MT 32,655 19
2 Missoula, MT 74,994 7
3 Kalispell, MT 23,935 6
4 Great Falls, MT 58,717 7
5 Havre, MT 9,739 8
6 Whitefish, MT 8,032 4
7 Billings, MT 109,705 6
8 Livingston, MT 7,696 6
9 Bigfork, MT 4,733 5
10 Glendive, MT 5,030 6
11 Laurel, MT 6,797 4
12 Belgrade, MT 9,184 4
13 Evergreen, MT 8,416 4
14 Sidney, MT 6,351 4
15 Helena Valley Southeast, MT 8,546 5
16 Helena Valley West Central, MT 8,042 19
17 Lockwood, MT 8,206 4

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