These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Nebraska For 2019


If you can’t score in these Nebraska cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Nebraska.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Nebraska.

For example, Ralston, Nebraska has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Nebraska if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 29 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Nebraska:

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  1. Scottsbluff (Photos)
  2. Ralston (Photos)
  3. Lincoln (Photos)
  4. Omaha (Photos)
  5. North Platte (Photos)
  6. Kearney (Photos)
  7. Fremont (Photos)
  8. Norfolk (Photos)
  9. York (Photos)
  10. Hastings (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Scottsbluff?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Scottsbluff, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Nebraska, according to science? That would be Offutt Afb. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Cornhusker State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Nebraska, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Nebraska. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For Nebraska, that meant a total of 29 cities.

Read on to see why Scottsbluff is party central.

Scottsbluff, NE

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 79.7
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 14,887
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
More on Scottsbluff:  Data | Photos

Scottsbluff is a city in Scotts Bluff County, in the western part of the state of Nebraska, in the Great Plains region of the United States. The population was 15,039 at the 2010 census. Scottsbluff is the largest city in the Nebraska Panhandle, and the 13th largest city in Nebraska.

Ralston, NE

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.2
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 7,348
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Ralston:  Data | Photos

Ralston is a city in Douglas County, Nebraska, United States. The population was 5,943 at the 2010 census. Ralston is surrounded on three sides by the city of Omaha, and by Sarpy County on the south side.

Lincoln, NE

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.9
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 2)
Population: 277,315
Bars: 31
Colleges: 6
More on Lincoln:  Data | Photos

Lincoln is the capital of the U.S. state of Nebraska and the county seat of Lancaster County. The city covers 93.46 square miles with a population of 280,364 in 2016. It is the second-most populous city in Nebraska and the 71st-largest in the United States. The city is the economic and cultural anchor of a substantially larger metropolitan area in the southeastern part of the state called the Lincoln Metropolitan and Lincoln-Beatrice Combined Statistical Areas. The statistical area is home to 348,720 people, making it the 105th-largest combined statistical area in the United States.

Omaha, NE

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.3
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 463,081
Bars: 72
Colleges: 10
More on Omaha:  Data | Photos

Omaha is the largest city in the state of Nebraska and the county seat of Douglas County. Omaha is located in the Midwestern United States on the Missouri River, about 10 miles north of the mouth of the Platte River. Omaha is the anchor of the Omaha-Council Bluffs metropolitan area, which includes Council Bluffs, Iowa, across the Missouri River from Omaha. According to the 2010 census, Omaha’s population was 408,958, making it the nation’s 44th-largest city; this had increased to 446,970 as of a 2016 estimate. Including its suburbs, Omaha formed the 60th-largest metropolitan area in the United States in 2013, with an estimated population of 895,151 residing in eight counties. The Omaha-Council Bluffs-Fremont, Nebraska-IA Combined Statistical Area is 931,667, according to the U.S. Census Bureau’s 2013 estimate. Nearly 1.3 million people reside within the Greater Omaha area, comprising a 50-mile radius of Downtown Omaha, the city’s center.

North Platte, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.0
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 3)
Population: 24,135
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on North Platte:  Data | Photos

North Platte is a city in and the county seat of Lincoln County, Nebraska, United States. It is located in the southwestern part of the state, along Interstate 80, at the confluence of the North and South Platte Rivers forming the Platte River. The population was 24,733 at the 2010 census.

Kearney, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 61.4
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 33,082
Bars: 8
Colleges: 1
More on Kearney:  Data | Photos

Kearney is a city in and the county seat of Buffalo County, Nebraska, United States. The population was 30,787 at the 2010 census. It is home to the University of Nebraska at Kearney. The westward push of the railroad as the Civil War ended gave birth to the community.

Fremont, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.8
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 26,356
Bars: 8
Colleges: 1
More on Fremont:  Data | Photos

Fremont is a city in Dodge County in the eastern portion of the state of Nebraska in the Midwestern United States. The population was 26,397 at the 2010 census. Fremont is the county seat and the home of Midland University.

Norfolk, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 58.9
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 24,352
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Norfolk:  Data | Photos

Norfolk is a city in Madison County, Nebraska, United States, 113 miles northwest of Omaha and 83 miles west of Sioux City at the intersection of U.S. Routes 81 and 275. The population was 24,210 at the 2010 census, making it the ninth-largest city in Nebraska. It is the principal city of the Norfolk Micropolitan Statistical Area.

York, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 57.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 7,890
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on York:  Data | Photos

York is a city in, and the county seat of, York County, Nebraska, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 7,766. It is the home of York College and the Nebraska Correctional Center for Women.

Hastings, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 53.2
Rank Last Year: 9 (Down 1)
Population: 24,948
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Hastings:  Data | Photos

Hastings is a city and county seat of Adams County, Nebraska, United States. The population was 24,907 at the 2010 census. It is known as the town where Kool-Aid was invented by Edwin Perkins in 1927, and celebrates that event with the Kool-Aid Days festival every August. Hastings is also known for Fisher Fountain, and during World War II operated the largest Naval Ammunition Depot in the United States.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Nebraska for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Nebraska where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Nebraska, according to science:

  1. Offutt Afb
  2. Lexington
  3. Schuyler

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Nebraska For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Scottsbluff, NE 14,887 2
2 Ralston, NE 7,348 2
3 Lincoln, NE 277,315 31
4 Omaha, NE 463,081 72
5 North Platte, NE 24,135 2
6 Kearney, NE 33,082 8
7 Fremont, NE 26,356 8
8 Norfolk, NE 24,352 2
9 York, NE 7,890 2
10 Hastings, NE 24,948 3
11 Papillion, NE 19,478 7
12 Seward, NE 7,124 2
13 Mccook, NE 7,622 2
14 Crete, NE 7,079 2
15 Sidney, NE 6,830 2
16 Bellevue, NE 53,040 13
17 Beatrice, NE 12,309 4
18 La Vista, NE 17,062 5
19 Grand Island, NE 51,042 3
20 Blair, NE 8,011 2
21 Columbus, NE 22,834 2
22 Plattsmouth, NE 6,435 2
23 Gering, NE 8,377 2
24 Gretna, NE 5,045 2
25 Chalco, NE 11,209 2
26 Alliance, NE 8,392 2
27 Schuyler, NE 6,229 2
28 Lexington, NE 10,097 2
29 Offutt Afb, 0 5,142 3

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