The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Nebraska For 2022


If you can’t score in these Nebraska cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Nebraska.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Nebraska.

For example, Norfolk, Nebraska has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Nebraska if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 29 of the state's most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Nebraska:

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Nebraska

  1. Scottsbluff
  2. Norfolk
  3. Omaha
  4. Papillion
  5. La Vista
  6. Crete
  7. York
  8. Ralston
  9. Lincoln
  10. Kearney

You might be thinking, "Scottsbluff?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Scottsbluff, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Nebraska, according to science? That would be Alliance. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Nebraska For 2022

Scottsbluff, NE

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.0
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 14,660
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Scottsbluff:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Norfolk, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 3)
Population: 24,410
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Norfolk:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Omaha, NE

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 49.6
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 479,529
Bars: 72
Colleges: 10
More on Omaha:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Papillion, NE

Overall SnackAbility

9.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 45.6
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 2)
Population: 24,310
Bars: 7
Colleges: 1
More on Papillion:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

La Vista, NE

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 44.4
Rank Last Year: 14 (Up 9)
Population: 17,081
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on La Vista:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Crete, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 44.0
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 2)
Population: 7,013
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Crete:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

York, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 42.4
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 3)
Population: 7,810
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on York:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Ralston, NE

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 42.4
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 2)
Population: 7,305
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Ralston:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Lincoln, NE

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 41.6
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 5)
Population: 286,388
Bars: 31
Colleges: 7
More on Lincoln:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kearney, NE

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 41.6
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 2)
Population: 33,783
Bars: 8
Colleges: 1
More on Kearney:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Cornhusker State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Nebraska, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Nebraska. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For Nebraska, that meant a total of 29 cities.

Read on to see why Scottsbluff is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Nebraska for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Nebraska where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Nebraska, according to science:

  1. Alliance
  2. Chalco
  3. Blair

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Nebraska For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Scottsbluff, NE 14,660 2
2 Norfolk, NE 24,410 2
3 Omaha, NE 479,529 72
4 Papillion, NE 24,310 7
5 La Vista, NE 17,081 5
6 Crete, NE 7,013 2
7 York, NE 7,810 2
8 Ralston, NE 7,305 2
9 Lincoln, NE 286,388 31
10 Kearney, NE 33,783 8
11 Fremont, NE 26,362 8
12 Hastings, NE 24,878 3
13 Bellevue, NE 63,970 13
14 North Platte, NE 23,734 2
15 Seward, NE 7,210 2
16 Gretna, NE 5,039 2
17 Mccook, NE 7,555 2
18 Gering, NE 8,179 2
19 Beatrice, NE 12,282 4
20 Plattsmouth, NE 6,453 2
21 Sidney, NE 6,451 2
22 Schuyler, NE 6,269 2
23 Grand Island, NE 51,250 3
24 Offutt Afb, NE 5,280 3
25 Columbus, NE 23,291 2
26 Lexington, NE 10,069 2
27 Blair, NE 7,830 2
28 Chalco, NE 10,092 2
29 Alliance, NE 8,139 2

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