These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In New Jersey

There are a number of party hot spots in New Jersey.

For example, Lodi, New Jersey has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in New Jersey if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 123 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of New Jersey:

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1. Hoboken (Photos)
2. Lodi
3. East Orange (Photos)
4. Cliffside Park (Photos)
5. Red Bank (Photos)
6. Newark (Photos)
7. Camden (Photos)
8. Paterson (Photos)
9. Guttenberg (Photos)
10. Edgewater (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Hoboken?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Hoboken, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in New Jersey, according to science? That would be Ringwood. More on that later.

For more New Jersey reading, check out:

• 10 Cheapest Places To Live In New Jersey
• 10 Safest Places To Live In New Jersey

How do you decide if a place in the Garden State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in New Jersey, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of New Jersey. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

• Population density
• % of population that’s female (More females than males)
• % of unmarried people in each city
• % of households with kids in each city
• Colleges per capita
• Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For New Jersey, that meant a total of 123 cities.

Read on to see why Hoboken is party central.

1. Hoboken

Get Laid Score: 78.5
Population: 53,136
% Female Population: 50.1%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Hoboken (/hobokn/ HOH-boh-kn; Unami: Hupokàn) is a city in Hudson County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, the city’s population was 50,005, having grown by 11,428 (+29.6%) from 38,577 counted in the 2000 Census, which had in turn increased by 5,180 (+15.5%) from the 33,397 in the 1990 Census. Hoboken is part of the New York metropolitan area and is the site of Hoboken Terminal, a major transportation hub for the region.

2. Lodi

Get Laid Score: 71.6
Population: 24,654
% Female Population: 51.3%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1

3. East Orange

Get Laid Score: 69.1
Population: 64,621
% Female Population: 53.7%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0

4. Cliffside Park

Get Laid Score: 67.3
Population: 24,661
% Female Population: 53.2%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0

5. Red Bank

Get Laid Score: 66.8
Population: 12,218
% Female Population: 53.1%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
Red Bank is a borough in Monmouth County, New Jersey, incorporated in 1908 and located on the Navesink River, the area’s original transportation route to the ocean and other ports. As of the 2010 United States Census, the borough had a population of 12,206, reflecting an increase of 362 (+3.1%) from the 11,844 counted in the 2000 Census, which had in turn increased by 1,208 (+11.4%) from the 10,636 counted in the 1990 Census.

6. Newark

Get Laid Score: 66.0
Population: 280,139
% Female Population: 50.6%
Bars: 6
Colleges: 4
Newark (/nju.rk/, locally /njrk/) is the most populous city in the U.S. state of New Jersey and the seat of Essex County. As one of the nation’s major air, shipping, and rail hubs, the city had a population of 277,140 in 2010, making it the nation’s 67th-most populous municipality, after being ranked 63rd in the nation in 2000. For 2015, the Census Bureau’s Population Estimates Program calculated a population of 281,944, an increase of 1.7% from the 2010 enumeration, ranking the city the 70th largest in the nation. Newark is the second largest city in the New York metropolitan area, located approximately 8 miles (13 km) west of lower Manhattan.

7. Camden

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Population: 76,005
% Female Population: 51.5%
Bars: 10
Colleges: 2
Camden is a city in Camden County, New Jersey. Camden is located directly across the Delaware River from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. At the 2010 United States Census, the city had a population of 77,344. Camden is the 12th most populous municipality in New Jersey. The city was incorporated on February 13, 1828. Camden has been the county seat of Camden County since the county was formed on March 13, 1844. The city derives its name from Charles Pratt, 1st Earl Camden. Camden is made up of over twenty different neighborhoods.

8. Paterson

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Population: 146,894
% Female Population: 51.9%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Paterson is the largest city in and the county seat of Passaic County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, its population was 146,199, rendering it New Jersey’s third-most-populous city. Paterson has the second-highest density of any U.S. city with over 100,000 people, behind only New York City. For 2015, the Census Bureau’s Population Estimates Program calculated a population of 147,754, an increase of 1.1% from the 2010 enumeration, ranking the city the 177th-largest in the nation.

9. Guttenberg

Get Laid Score: 64.3
Population: 11,628
% Female Population: 51.6%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
Guttenberg (/tnbr/) is a town in Hudson County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, the town’s population was 11,176. Only four blocks wide, Guttenberg is the ninth-smallest municipality in the state and the most densely populated incorporated municipality in the United States, as well as one of the most densely populated municipalities worldwide, with 57,116 people per square mile (22,052/km²) of land area.

10. Edgewater

Get Laid Score: 62.6
Population: 11,998
% Female Population: 53.6%
Bars: 9
Colleges: 0
Edgewater is a borough located along the Hudson River in Bergen County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, the borough had a population of 11,513, reflecting an increase of 3,836 (+50.0%) from the 7,677 counted in the 2000 Census, which had in turn increased by 2,676 (+53.5%) from the 5,001 counted in the 1990 Census.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in New Jersey

If you’re looking at cities in New Jersey where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in New Jersey, according to science:

1. Ringwood
2. Short Hills
3. Oakland

For more New Jersey reading, check out:

• These Are The 10 Worst Places To Live In New Jersey
• These Are The 10 Most Dangerous Cities In New Jersey
• These Are The 10 Most Ghetto Cities In New Jersey

Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In New Jersey

City	Rank	Population	Percent Female	Bars
Hoboken, NJ	1	53,136	50.1%	2
Lodi, NJ	2	24,654	51.3%	1
East Orange, NJ	3	64,621	53.7%	1
Cliffside Park, NJ	4	24,661	53.2%	1
Red Bank, NJ	5	12,218	53.1%	2
Newark, NJ	6	280,139	50.6%	6
Camden, NJ	7	76,005	51.5%	10
Paterson, NJ	8	146,894	51.9%	3
Guttenberg, NJ	9	11,628	51.6%	1
Edgewater, NJ	10	11,998	53.6%	9
Fairview, NJ	11	14,314	52.5%	1
Asbury Park, NJ	12	15,850	50.9%	2
Trenton, NJ	13	84,559	49.0%	2
New Brunswick, NJ	14	56,427	50.0%	5
Lindenwold, NJ	15	17,482	55.3%	2
Collingswood, NJ	16	13,925	51.9%	1
Roselle, NJ	17	21,507	54.2%	1
Vineland, NJ	18	60,876	53.5%	2
Woodbury, NJ	19	10,024	52.8%	1
Elizabeth, NJ	20	128,042	50.6%	4
Plainfield, NJ	21	50,578	49.6%	1
Madison, NJ	22	16,090	52.9%	1
Somers Point, NJ	23	10,686	53.6%	1
Wallington, NJ	24	11,618	52.0%	3
Glassboro, NJ	25	19,195	48.9%	2
West New York, NJ	26	52,407	50.4%	1
Tinton Falls, NJ	27	17,910	54.3%	1
Toms River, NJ	28	88,537	50.9%	5
Long Branch, NJ	29	30,705	51.1%	1
Englewood, NJ	30	28,184	51.9%	2
Point Pleasant, NJ	31	18,464	52.7%	1
Echelon, NJ	32	10,920	50.7%	1
Clifton, NJ	33	85,578	52.1%	2
Freehold, NJ	34	11,944	47.3%	3
Phillipsburg, NJ	35	14,570	52.3%	1
Highland Park, NJ	36	14,245	51.9%	5
Garfield, NJ	37	31,456	52.3%	1
Rutherford, NJ	38	18,480	52.4%	2
Palisades Park, NJ	39	20,499	47.8%	1
Franklin Park, NJ	40	15,454	51.3%	1
Rahway, NJ	41	28,884	51.1%	2
Manville, NJ	42	10,448	50.6%	1
Cherry Hill Mall, NJ	43	13,540	52.8%	1
Bergenfield, NJ	44	27,513	52.4%	1
Bayonne, NJ	45	65,772	50.0%	4
Pine Hill, NJ	46	10,472	55.0%	1
Mercerville, NJ	47	13,328	52.3%	1
Dumont, NJ	48	17,788	52.2%	1
Little Ferry, NJ	49	10,868	49.9%	1
Westwood, NJ	50	11,170	53.2%	1
Harrison, NJ	51	15,007	48.1%	1
Paramus, NJ	52	26,795	50.4%	1
Pennsville, NJ	53	11,421	51.9%	1
Princeton Meadows, NJ	54	13,758	53.3%	1
Ridgefield Park, NJ	55	12,976	51.9%	1
Fair Lawn, NJ	56	33,205	52.9%	3
New Milford, NJ	57	16,682	51.5%	1
Totowa, NJ	58	10,900	52.4%	1
Pleasantville, NJ	59	20,532	52.3%	2
Florham Park, NJ	60	11,787	52.5%	2
Lakewood, NJ	61	54,679	49.9%	3
Hawthorne, NJ	62	18,950	51.0%	1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ	63	12,124	51.4%	1
Williamstown, NJ	64	15,170	52.1%	2
Carteret, NJ	65	23,966	51.9%	1
Passaic, NJ	66	70,536	49.9%	3
Somerset, NJ	67	23,989	51.1%	1
Colonia, NJ	68	17,728	52.7%	1
North Arlington, NJ	69	15,788	48.8%	1
Bellmawr, NJ	70	11,503	50.2%	1
North Plainfield, NJ	71	22,106	50.3%	1
Wanaque, NJ	72	11,636	53.2%	1
Woodland Park, NJ	73	12,358	51.4%	1
Hammonton, NJ	74	14,630	52.3%	1
Lincoln Park, NJ	75	10,488	50.7%	1
Somerville, NJ	76	12,207	47.3%	2
Metuchen, NJ	77	13,791	51.3%	3
Marlton, NJ	78	10,187	48.8%	1
Middlesex, NJ	79	13,811	52.2%	1
Perth Amboy, NJ	80	52,265	49.4%	1
Hamilton Square, NJ	81	13,265	52.3%	1
Millville, NJ	82	28,399	51.1%	1
Roselle Park, NJ	83	13,560	49.4%	1
Pompton Lakes, NJ	84	11,163	50.8%	2
Bound Brook, NJ	85	10,512	46.7%	3
Fords, NJ	86	15,521	50.9%	1
Woodbridge, NJ	87	18,869	50.0%	1
Dover, NJ	88	18,317	47.8%	1
Secaucus, NJ	89	18,737	50.1%	1
Hopatcong, NJ	90	14,633	50.1%	1
Springdale, NJ	91	13,955	51.9%	1
Old Bridge, NJ	92	23,569	52.3%	3
South River, NJ	93	16,305	49.1%	1
Elmwood Park, NJ	94	20,135	49.5%	1
Ridgefield, NJ	95	11,294	50.1%	1
Browns Mills, NJ	96	10,983	47.5%	1
Upper Montclair, NJ	97	11,731	52.6%	1
Martinsville, NJ	98	11,917	53.1%	1
River Edge, NJ	99	11,586	50.3%	2
Iselin, NJ	100	19,411	50.2%	1