These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In New Jersey For 2019


If you can’t score in these New Jersey cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in New Jersey.

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There are a number of party hot spots in New Jersey.

For example, East Orange, New Jersey has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in New Jersey if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 122 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of New Jersey:

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  1. Hoboken (Photos)
  2. East Orange (Photos)
  3. Lodi (Photos)
  4. Newark (Photos)
  5. Camden (Photos)
  6. Paterson (Photos)
  7. Fairview
  8. Guttenberg (Photos)
  9. New Brunswick (Photos)
  10. Cliffside Park (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Hoboken?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Hoboken, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in New Jersey, according to science? That would be Kinnelon. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Garden State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in New Jersey, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of New Jersey. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For New Jersey, that meant a total of 122 cities.

Read on to see why Hoboken is party central.

Hoboken, NJ

Overall SnackAbility

9.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 77.4
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 54,117
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Hoboken:  Data | Photos

Hoboken is a city in Hudson County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, the city’s population was 50,005, having grown by 11,428 from 38,577 counted in the 2000 Census, which had in turn increased by 5,180 from the 33,397 in the 1990 Census. Hoboken is part of the New York metropolitan area and is the site of Hoboken Terminal, a major transportation hub for the region.

East Orange, NJ

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.3
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 65,151
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on East Orange:  Data | Photos

Lodi, NJ

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.8
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 24,805
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Lodi:  Data | Photos

Newark, NJ

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.4
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 2)
Population: 282,803
Bars: 7
Colleges: 4
More on Newark:  Data | Photos

Newark is the most populous city in the U.S. state of New Jersey and the seat of Essex County. As one of the nation’s major air, shipping, and rail hubs, the city had a population of 277,140 in 2010, making it the nation’s 67th-most populous municipality, after being ranked 63rd in the nation in 2000. For 2015, the Census Bureau’s Population Estimates Program calculated a population of 281,944, an increase of 1.7% from the 2010 enumeration, ranking the city the 70th largest in the nation. Newark is the second largest city in the New York metropolitan area, located approximately 8 miles west of lower Manhattan.

Camden, NJ

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.1
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 2)
Population: 75,550
Bars: 11
Colleges: 2
More on Camden:  Data | Photos

Camden is a city in Camden County, New Jersey. Camden is located directly across the Delaware River from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. At the 2010 United States Census, the city had a population of 77,344. Camden is the 12th most populous municipality in New Jersey. The city was incorporated on February 13, 1828. Camden has been the county seat of Camden County since the county was formed on March 13, 1844. The city derives its name from Charles Pratt, 1st Earl Camden. Camden is made up of over twenty different neighborhoods.

Paterson, NJ

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 1)
Population: 147,890
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Paterson:  Data | Photos

Paterson is the largest city in and the county seat of Passaic County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, its population was 146,199, rendering it New Jersey’s third-most-populous city. Paterson has the second-highest density of any U.S. city with over 100,000 people, behind only New York City. For 2015, the Census Bureau’s Population Estimates Program calculated a population of 147,754, an increase of 1.1% from the 2010 enumeration, ranking the city the 177th-largest in the nation.

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.2
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 4)
Population: 14,422
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Fairview:  Data

Guttenberg, NJ

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.7
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 1)
Population: 11,733
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Guttenberg:  Data | Photos

Guttenberg is a town in Hudson County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, the town’s population was 11,176. Only four blocks wide, Guttenberg is the ninth-smallest municipality in the state and the most densely populated incorporated municipality in the United States, as well as one of the most densely populated municipalities worldwide, with 57,116 people per square mile of land area.

New Brunswick, NJ

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.4
Rank Last Year: 14 (Up 5)
Population: 56,792
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on New Brunswick:  Data | Photos

New Brunswick is a city in Middlesex County, New Jersey, United States. It is the county seat of Middlesex County, and the home of Rutgers University. The city is on the Northeast Corridor rail line, 27 miles southwest of Manhattan, on the southern bank of the Raritan River. At the 2010 United States Census, the population of New Brunswick was 55,181, reflecting an increase of 6,608 from the 48,573 counted in the 2000 Census, which had in turn increased by 6,862 from the 41,711 counted in the 1990 Census. Due to the concentration of medical facilities in the area, including Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital and Saint Peter’s University Hospital, as well as Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey’s Robert Wood Johnson Medical School, New Brunswick is known as “the Hub City.” The corporate headquarters and production facilities of several global pharmaceutical companies are situated in the city, including Johnson & Johnson and Bristol-Myers Squibb.

Cliffside Park, NJ

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.0
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 6)
Population: 24,861
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Cliffside Park:  Data | Photos

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in New Jersey for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in New Jersey where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in New Jersey, according to science:

  1. Kinnelon
  2. Short Hills
  3. Ringwood

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In New Jersey For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Hoboken, NJ 54,117 3
2 East Orange, NJ 65,151 2
3 Lodi, NJ 24,805 2
4 Newark, NJ 282,803 7
5 Camden, NJ 75,550 11
6 Paterson, NJ 147,890 4
7 Fairview, NJ 14,422 2
8 Guttenberg, NJ 11,733 2
9 New Brunswick, NJ 56,792 6
10 Cliffside Park, NJ 24,861 2
11 Trenton, NJ 84,867 3
12 Asbury Park, NJ 15,830 3
13 Vineland, NJ 60,824 3
14 Plainfield, NJ 51,097 2
15 Red Bank, NJ 12,220 3
16 Roselle, NJ 21,746 2
17 Edgewater, NJ 12,165 10
18 Lindenwold, NJ 17,481 3
19 Collingswood, NJ 13,969 2
20 Elizabeth, NJ 129,363 5
21 Toms River, NJ 88,707 6
22 Wallington, NJ 11,701 4
23 Glassboro, NJ 19,387 3
24 Somers Point, NJ 10,644 2
25 Englewood, NJ 28,509 3
26 Madison, NJ 16,080 2
27 Freehold, NJ 11,938 4
28 Tinton Falls, NJ 17,902 2
29 Manville, NJ 10,436 2
30 Garfield, NJ 31,808 2
31 West New York, NJ 53,345 2
32 Clifton, NJ 86,207 3
33 Mercerville, NJ 13,154 2
34 Phillipsburg, NJ 14,540 2
35 Little Ferry, NJ 10,942 2
36 Pine Hill, NJ 10,517 2
37 Rahway, NJ 29,443 3
38 Long Branch, NJ 30,751 2
39 Bayonne, NJ 66,719 5
40 Pleasantville, NJ 20,568 3
41 Highland Park, NJ 14,250 6
42 Pennsville, NJ 11,380 2
43 Ridgefield Park, NJ 13,070 2
44 Point Pleasant, NJ 18,519 2
45 Palisades Park, NJ 20,716 2
46 New Milford, NJ 16,760 2
47 Bergenfield, NJ 27,694 2
48 Somerset, NJ 24,779 2
49 Dumont, NJ 17,882 2
50 Cherry Hill Mall, NJ 14,017 2
51 Rutherford, NJ 18,622 3
52 Carteret, NJ 24,040 2
53 Harrison, NJ 15,898 2
54 Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 12,205 2
55 Paramus, NJ 26,919 2
56 Echelon, NJ 11,185 2
57 Somerville, NJ 12,234 3
58 Franklin Park, NJ 15,090 2
59 Bellmawr, NJ 11,482 2
60 Totowa, NJ 10,829 2
61 Westwood, NJ 11,246 2
62 Florham Park, NJ 11,792 3
63 Millville, NJ 28,235 2
64 Lakewood, NJ 55,135 4
65 Hamilton Square, NJ 12,877 2
66 Colonia, NJ 17,486 2
67 Roselle Park, NJ 13,709 2
68 Fair Lawn, NJ 33,447 4
69 Passaic, NJ 71,057 4
70 Hawthorne, NJ 19,065 2
71 Woodland Park, NJ 12,542 2
72 North Arlington, NJ 15,877 2
73 Iselin, NJ 19,422 2
74 Perth Amboy, NJ 52,563 2
75 Princeton Meadows, NJ 13,692 2
76 Hammonton, NJ 14,557 2
77 Pompton Lakes, NJ 11,205 3
78 Marlton, NJ 10,358 2
79 North Plainfield, NJ 22,092 2
80 Bound Brook, NJ 10,510 4
81 Secaucus, NJ 19,279 2
82 Wanaque, NJ 11,782 2
83 Williamstown, NJ 15,191 3
84 Elmwood Park, NJ 20,293 2
85 Dover, NJ 18,307 2
86 Middlesex, NJ 13,875 2
87 Browns Mills, NJ 10,763 2
88 South River, NJ 16,345 2
89 Lincoln Park, NJ 10,464 2
90 River Edge, NJ 11,648 3
91 Hopatcong, NJ 14,507 2
92 Metuchen, NJ 13,940 4
93 Old Bridge, NJ 23,871 4
94 Woodbridge, NJ 18,836 2
95 Westfield, NJ 30,591 2
96 Bridgeton, NJ 24,948 4
97 Fords, NJ 15,915 2
98 West Freehold, NJ 13,703 4
99 Upper Montclair, NJ 11,696 2
100 Beachwood, NJ 11,193 2

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