There are a number of party hot spots in New Jersey.
For example, Lodi, New Jersey has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.
But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in New Jersey if you wanted to hook up with someone.
After analyzing 126 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of New Jersey.
Don’t freak out.
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In New Jersey
You might be thinking, “Hoboken?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?
Well if you live in Hoboken, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in New Jersey near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.
The hardest place to get lucky in New Jersey, according to science? That would be Ocean Acres. More on that later.
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Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In New Jersey For 2023
/10
Get Laid Score: 76.4
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 59,369
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Hoboken: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 74.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 25,983
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Lodi: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 69.2
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 90,097
Bars: 2
Colleges: 3
More on Trenton: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 68.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 72,381
Bars: 10
Colleges: 1
More on Camden: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 66.6
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 306,247
Bars: 6
Colleges: 5
More on Newark: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 63.1
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 3)
Population: 68,918
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on East Orange: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 62.7
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 15,305
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Asbury Park: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 62.6
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 25,515
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Cliffside Park: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 62.3
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 11,833
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
More on Guttenberg: Cost Of Living | Crime Report
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Get Laid Score: 61.3
Rank Last Year: 17 (Up 7)
Population: 12,485
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Freehold: Cost Of Living
Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Garden State
We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.
To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in New Jersey, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.
With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of New Jersey. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.
Can’t really get any better data than that.
We paid particular attention to:
- Population density
- % of population that’s female (More females than males)
- % of unmarried people in each city
- % of households with kids in each city
- Colleges per capita
- Bars per capita
We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”
The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For New Jersey, that meant a total of 126 cities.
This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in New Jersey.
There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in New Jersey for 2023
If you’re looking at cities in New Jersey where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.
Who ever said science is a bore?
If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in New Jersey, according to science:
- Ocean Acres
- Franklin Lakes
- Ramsey
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