These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In New Jersey


If you can’t score in these New Jersey cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in New Jersey.

For example, Lodi, New Jersey has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in New Jersey if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 123 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of New Jersey:

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  1. Hoboken (Photos)
  2. Lodi
  3. East Orange (Photos)
  4. Cliffside Park (Photos)
  5. Red Bank (Photos)
  6. Newark (Photos)
  7. Camden (Photos)
  8. Paterson (Photos)
  9. Guttenberg (Photos)
  10. Edgewater (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Hoboken?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Hoboken, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in New Jersey, according to science? That would be Ringwood. More on that later.

For more New Jersey reading, check out:

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How do you decide if a place in the Garden State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in New Jersey, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of New Jersey. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For New Jersey, that meant a total of 123 cities.

Read on to see why Hoboken is party central.

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1. Hoboken

Hoboken, Nj

Get Laid Score: 78.5
Population: 53,136
% Female Population: 50.1%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Hoboken (/hobokn/ HOH-boh-kn; Unami: Hupokàn) is a city in Hudson County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, the city’s population was 50,005, having grown by 11,428 (+29.6%) from 38,577 counted in the 2000 Census, which had in turn increased by 5,180 (+15.5%) from the 33,397 in the 1990 Census. Hoboken is part of the New York metropolitan area and is the site of Hoboken Terminal, a major transportation hub for the region.

2. Lodi


Get Laid Score: 71.6
Population: 24,654
% Female Population: 51.3%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1

3. East Orange

East Orange, Nj

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 69.1
Population: 64,621
% Female Population: 53.7%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0

4. Cliffside Park

Cliffside Park, Nj

Get Laid Score: 67.3
Population: 24,661
% Female Population: 53.2%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0

5. Red Bank

Red Bank, Nj

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 66.8
Population: 12,218
% Female Population: 53.1%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
Red Bank is a borough in Monmouth County, New Jersey, incorporated in 1908 and located on the Navesink River, the area’s original transportation route to the ocean and other ports. As of the 2010 United States Census, the borough had a population of 12,206, reflecting an increase of 362 (+3.1%) from the 11,844 counted in the 2000 Census, which had in turn increased by 1,208 (+11.4%) from the 10,636 counted in the 1990 Census.

6. Newark

Newark, Nj

Source: Wikipedia

Get Laid Score: 66.0
Population: 280,139
% Female Population: 50.6%
Bars: 6
Colleges: 4
Newark (/nju.rk/, locally /njrk/) is the most populous city in the U.S. state of New Jersey and the seat of Essex County. As one of the nation’s major air, shipping, and rail hubs, the city had a population of 277,140 in 2010, making it the nation’s 67th-most populous municipality, after being ranked 63rd in the nation in 2000. For 2015, the Census Bureau’s Population Estimates Program calculated a population of 281,944, an increase of 1.7% from the 2010 enumeration, ranking the city the 70th largest in the nation. Newark is the second largest city in the New York metropolitan area, located approximately 8 miles (13 km) west of lower Manhattan.

7. Camden

Camden, Nj

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Population: 76,005
% Female Population: 51.5%
Bars: 10
Colleges: 2
Camden is a city in Camden County, New Jersey. Camden is located directly across the Delaware River from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. At the 2010 United States Census, the city had a population of 77,344. Camden is the 12th most populous municipality in New Jersey. The city was incorporated on February 13, 1828. Camden has been the county seat of Camden County since the county was formed on March 13, 1844. The city derives its name from Charles Pratt, 1st Earl Camden. Camden is made up of over twenty different neighborhoods.

8. Paterson

Paterson, Nj

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Population: 146,894
% Female Population: 51.9%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Paterson is the largest city in and the county seat of Passaic County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, its population was 146,199, rendering it New Jersey’s third-most-populous city. Paterson has the second-highest density of any U.S. city with over 100,000 people, behind only New York City. For 2015, the Census Bureau’s Population Estimates Program calculated a population of 147,754, an increase of 1.1% from the 2010 enumeration, ranking the city the 177th-largest in the nation.

9. Guttenberg

Guttenberg, Nj

Get Laid Score: 64.3
Population: 11,628
% Female Population: 51.6%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 0
Guttenberg (/tnbr/) is a town in Hudson County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, the town’s population was 11,176. Only four blocks wide, Guttenberg is the ninth-smallest municipality in the state and the most densely populated incorporated municipality in the United States, as well as one of the most densely populated municipalities worldwide, with 57,116 people per square mile (22,052/km²) of land area.

10. Edgewater

Edgewater, Nj

Get Laid Score: 62.6
Population: 11,998
% Female Population: 53.6%
Bars: 9
Colleges: 0
Edgewater is a borough located along the Hudson River in Bergen County, New Jersey, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, the borough had a population of 11,513, reflecting an increase of 3,836 (+50.0%) from the 7,677 counted in the 2000 Census, which had in turn increased by 2,676 (+53.5%) from the 5,001 counted in the 1990 Census.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in New Jersey

If you’re looking at cities in New Jersey where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in New Jersey, according to science:

  1. Ringwood
  2. Short Hills
  3. Oakland

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In New Jersey

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Hoboken, NJ 1 53,136 50.1% 2
Lodi, NJ 2 24,654 51.3% 1
East Orange, NJ 3 64,621 53.7% 1
Cliffside Park, NJ 4 24,661 53.2% 1
Red Bank, NJ 5 12,218 53.1% 2
Newark, NJ 6 280,139 50.6% 6
Camden, NJ 7 76,005 51.5% 10
Paterson, NJ 8 146,894 51.9% 3
Guttenberg, NJ 9 11,628 51.6% 1
Edgewater, NJ 10 11,998 53.6% 9
Fairview, NJ 11 14,314 52.5% 1
Asbury Park, NJ 12 15,850 50.9% 2
Trenton, NJ 13 84,559 49.0% 2
New Brunswick, NJ 14 56,427 50.0% 5
Lindenwold, NJ 15 17,482 55.3% 2
Collingswood, NJ 16 13,925 51.9% 1
Roselle, NJ 17 21,507 54.2% 1
Vineland, NJ 18 60,876 53.5% 2
Woodbury, NJ 19 10,024 52.8% 1
Elizabeth, NJ 20 128,042 50.6% 4
Plainfield, NJ 21 50,578 49.6% 1
Madison, NJ 22 16,090 52.9% 1
Somers Point, NJ 23 10,686 53.6% 1
Wallington, NJ 24 11,618 52.0% 3
Glassboro, NJ 25 19,195 48.9% 2
West New York, NJ 26 52,407 50.4% 1
Tinton Falls, NJ 27 17,910 54.3% 1
Toms River, NJ 28 88,537 50.9% 5
Long Branch, NJ 29 30,705 51.1% 1
Englewood, NJ 30 28,184 51.9% 2
Point Pleasant, NJ 31 18,464 52.7% 1
Echelon, NJ 32 10,920 50.7% 1
Clifton, NJ 33 85,578 52.1% 2
Freehold, NJ 34 11,944 47.3% 3
Phillipsburg, NJ 35 14,570 52.3% 1
Highland Park, NJ 36 14,245 51.9% 5
Garfield, NJ 37 31,456 52.3% 1
Rutherford, NJ 38 18,480 52.4% 2
Palisades Park, NJ 39 20,499 47.8% 1
Franklin Park, NJ 40 15,454 51.3% 1
Rahway, NJ 41 28,884 51.1% 2
Manville, NJ 42 10,448 50.6% 1
Cherry Hill Mall, NJ 43 13,540 52.8% 1
Bergenfield, NJ 44 27,513 52.4% 1
Bayonne, NJ 45 65,772 50.0% 4
Pine Hill, NJ 46 10,472 55.0% 1
Mercerville, NJ 47 13,328 52.3% 1
Dumont, NJ 48 17,788 52.2% 1
Little Ferry, NJ 49 10,868 49.9% 1
Westwood, NJ 50 11,170 53.2% 1
Harrison, NJ 51 15,007 48.1% 1
Paramus, NJ 52 26,795 50.4% 1
Pennsville, NJ 53 11,421 51.9% 1
Princeton Meadows, NJ 54 13,758 53.3% 1
Ridgefield Park, NJ 55 12,976 51.9% 1
Fair Lawn, NJ 56 33,205 52.9% 3
New Milford, NJ 57 16,682 51.5% 1
Totowa, NJ 58 10,900 52.4% 1
Pleasantville, NJ 59 20,532 52.3% 2
Florham Park, NJ 60 11,787 52.5% 2
Lakewood, NJ 61 54,679 49.9% 3
Hawthorne, NJ 62 18,950 51.0% 1
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ 63 12,124 51.4% 1
Williamstown, NJ 64 15,170 52.1% 2
Carteret, NJ 65 23,966 51.9% 1
Passaic, NJ 66 70,536 49.9% 3
Somerset, NJ 67 23,989 51.1% 1
Colonia, NJ 68 17,728 52.7% 1
North Arlington, NJ 69 15,788 48.8% 1
Bellmawr, NJ 70 11,503 50.2% 1
North Plainfield, NJ 71 22,106 50.3% 1
Wanaque, NJ 72 11,636 53.2% 1
Woodland Park, NJ 73 12,358 51.4% 1
Hammonton, NJ 74 14,630 52.3% 1
Lincoln Park, NJ 75 10,488 50.7% 1
Somerville, NJ 76 12,207 47.3% 2
Metuchen, NJ 77 13,791 51.3% 3
Marlton, NJ 78 10,187 48.8% 1
Middlesex, NJ 79 13,811 52.2% 1
Perth Amboy, NJ 80 52,265 49.4% 1
Hamilton Square, NJ 81 13,265 52.3% 1
Millville, NJ 82 28,399 51.1% 1
Roselle Park, NJ 83 13,560 49.4% 1
Pompton Lakes, NJ 84 11,163 50.8% 2
Bound Brook, NJ 85 10,512 46.7% 3
Fords, NJ 86 15,521 50.9% 1
Woodbridge, NJ 87 18,869 50.0% 1
Dover, NJ 88 18,317 47.8% 1
Secaucus, NJ 89 18,737 50.1% 1
Hopatcong, NJ 90 14,633 50.1% 1
Springdale, NJ 91 13,955 51.9% 1
Old Bridge, NJ 92 23,569 52.3% 3
South River, NJ 93 16,305 49.1% 1
Elmwood Park, NJ 94 20,135 49.5% 1
Ridgefield, NJ 95 11,294 50.1% 1
Browns Mills, NJ 96 10,983 47.5% 1
Upper Montclair, NJ 97 11,731 52.6% 1
Martinsville, NJ 98 11,917 53.1% 1
River Edge, NJ 99 11,586 50.3% 2
Iselin, NJ 100 19,411 50.2% 1

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