These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In New Mexico

If you can’t score in these New Mexico cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in New Mexico.

For example, Las Vegas, New Mexico has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in New Mexico if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 35 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of New Mexico:

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  1. Santa Fe (Photos)
  2. Las Vegas (Photos)
  3. Tucumcari (Photos)
  4. Socorro (Photos)
  5. Albuquerque (Photos)
  6. Grants (Photos)
  7. Roswell (Photos)
  8. Gallup (Photos)
  9. Portales (Photos)
  10. Los Lunas (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Santa Fe?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Santa Fe, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in New Mexico, according to science? That would be Chaparral. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Land Of Enchantment is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in New Mexico, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of New Mexico. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For New Mexico, that meant a total of 35 cities.

Read on to see why Santa Fe is party central.

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1. Santa Fe

Santa Fe, Nm

Get Laid Score: 74.2
Population: 82,927
% Female Population: 52.5%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 4
Santa Fe (/sæntfe/ or /sæntfe/; Tewa: Ogha Po’oge, Navajo: Yootó) is the capital of the state of New Mexico. It is the fourth-largest city in the state and the seat of Santa Fe County.

2. Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nm

Get Laid Score: 71.2
Population: 13,570
% Female Population: 50.3%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
Las Vegas is a city in and the county seat of San Miguel County, New Mexico, United States. Once two separate municipalities (one a city and the other a town) both named Las Vegas, west Las Vegas (‘Old Town’) and east Las Vegas (‘New Town’), separated by the Gallinas River, retain distinct characters and separate, rival school districts. The population was 14,565 at the 2000 census. Las Vegas, NM is located 110 miles (180 km) south of Raton, New Mexico, 65 miles (105 km) east of Santa Fe, New Mexico, 122 miles (196 km) northeast of Albuquerque, New Mexico, 257 miles (414 km) south of Colorado Springs, Colorado, and 326 miles (525 km) south of Denver, Colorado.

3. Tucumcari

Tucumcari, Nm

Get Laid Score: 66.6
Population: 5,091
% Female Population: 51.6%
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
Tucumcari (pronounced like ‘TWO-come-carry’) is a city in and the county seat of Quay County, New Mexico, United States. The population was 5,363 at the 2010 census. Tucumcari was founded in 1901, two years before Quay County was founded.

4. Socorro

Socorro, Nm

Get Laid Score: 60.7
Population: 8,760
% Female Population: 50.8%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Socorro is a city in Socorro County in the U.S. state of New Mexico. It is in the Rio Grande Valley at an elevation of 4,579 feet (1,396 m). In 2012 the population was 8,906. It is the county seat of Socorro County. Socorro is located 74 miles (119 km) south of Albuquerque and 146 miles (235 km) north of Las Cruces.

5. Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Nm

Get Laid Score: 53.4
Population: 556,859
% Female Population: 51.3%
Bars: 26
Colleges: 3
Albuquerque (/ælbkrki/ ( listen) AL-b-kur-kee; Navajo: Beeeldííl Dahsinil /pèèltíl txsnl/) is the most populous city in the U.S. state of New Mexico. The high-elevation city serves as the county seat of Bernalillo County, and it is situated in the north central part of the state, straddling the Rio Grande. The city population is 559,277 as of the July 1, 2016 population estimate from the United States Census Bureau, and ranks as the 32nd-largest city in the U.S. The Albuquerque metropolitan statistical area (or MSA) has a population of 909,906 according to the United States Census Bureau’s most recently available estimate for 2016. Albuquerque is the 60th-largest United States metropolitan area. The Albuquerque MSA population includes the city of Rio Rancho, Bernalillo, Placitas, Corrales, Los Lunas, Belen, Bosque Farms, and forms part of the larger Albuquerque?Santa Fe?Las Vegas combined statistical area, with a total population of 1,171,991 as of the July 1, 2016, Census Bureau estimates.

6. Grants

Grants, Nm

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 50.9
Population: 9,263
% Female Population: 52.3%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Grants is a city in Cibola County, New Mexico, United States. It is located about 78 miles (126 km) west of Albuquerque. The population was 9,182 at the 2010 Census. It is the county seat of Cibola County.

7. Roswell

Roswell, Nm

Get Laid Score: 50.0
Population: 48,407
% Female Population: 51.7%
Bars: 12
Colleges: 2
Roswell is a city in New Mexico. It is the county seat of Chaves County in the southeastern quarter of the state of New Mexico, United States. As of the 2010 census it had a population of 48,411, making it the fifth-largest city in New Mexico. It is a center for irrigated farming, dairying, ranching, manufacturing, distribution, and petroleum production. It is also the home of New Mexico Military Institute (NMMI), founded in 1891. Bitter Lake National Wildlife Refuge is located a few miles northeast of the city on the Pecos River. Bottomless Lakes State Park is located 12 miles (19 km) east of Roswell on US 380.

8. Gallup

Gallup, Nm

Get Laid Score: 48.5
Population: 22,523
% Female Population: 52.2%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Gallup (Navajo: Nanízhoozhí) is a city in McKinley County, New Mexico, United States, with a population of 21,678 as of the 2010 census. A substantial percentage of its population is Native American, with residents from the Navajo, Hopi, and Zuni tribes. Gallup is the county seat of McKinley County and the most populous city between Flagstaff and Albuquerque, along the historic U.S. Route 66.

9. Portales

Portales, Nm

Get Laid Score: 46.6
Population: 12,275
% Female Population: 49.0%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Portales is a city in and the county seat of Roosevelt County, New Mexico, United States. The population was 12,280 at the 2010 census. Portales is located near the larger city of Clovis as well as Cannon Air Force Base, a major contributor to the economy of the region.

10. Los Lunas

Los Lunas, Nm

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 44.2
Population: 15,271
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Los Lunas is a village in Valencia County, New Mexico, in the United States. As of the 2010 census, the village population is 14,835 inside the village limits due to the new housing developments at El Cerro de Los Lunas (Huning Ranch). It is the county seat of Valencia County.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in New Mexico

If you’re looking at cities in New Mexico where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in New Mexico, according to science:

  1. Chaparral
  2. Bloomfield
  3. Los Chaves

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In New Mexico

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Santa Fe, NM 1 82,927 52.5% 5
Las Vegas, NM 2 13,570 50.3% 4
Tucumcari, NM 3 5,091 51.6% 6
Socorro, NM 4 8,760 50.8% 2
Albuquerque, NM 5 556,859 51.3% 26
Grants, NM 6 9,263 52.3% 3
Roswell, NM 7 48,407 51.7% 12
Gallup, NM 8 22,523 52.2% 4
Portales, NM 9 12,275 49.0% 2
Los Lunas, NM 10 15,271 52.0% 3
Alamogordo, NM 11 31,201 50.6% 2
Ruidoso, NM 12 7,833 48.4% 2
Las Cruces, NM 13 101,459 50.8% 7
Aztec, NM 14 6,354 54.4% 2
Los Alamos, NM 15 11,733 48.1% 5
Truth Or Consequences, NM 16 6,157 51.1% 4
Carlsbad, NM 17 28,079 49.6% 8
Raton, NM 18 6,348 50.1% 2
Bernalillo, NM 19 8,676 50.1% 2
Deming, NM 20 14,582 51.3% 2
North Valley, NM 21 11,248 49.7% 4
Paradise Hills, NM 22 5,140 51.1% 2
Lovington, NM 23 11,559 52.0% 2
Anthony, NM 24 9,459 54.0% 2
Shiprock, NM 25 8,135 52.2% 3
Eldorado At Santa Fe, NM 26 6,648 51.5% 2
Corrales, NM 27 8,474 51.3% 2
Sunland Park, NM 28 15,588 52.3% 2
Zuni Pueblo, NM 29 8,635 51.1% 3
Belen, NM 30 7,184 48.1% 2
Artesia, NM 31 11,817 50.6% 4
Rio Rancho, NM 32 92,966 51.1% 5
Los Chaves, NM 33 5,117 53.3% 2
Bloomfield, NM 34 7,565 48.2% 2
Chaparral, NM 35 14,095 51.6% 2

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