Easiest Cities To Get Laid In New Mexico For 2020

If you can’t score in these New Mexico cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2020. This is our sixth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in New Mexico.

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There are a number of party hot spots in New Mexico.

For example, Ruidoso, New Mexico has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in New Mexico if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 34 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of New Mexico:

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  1. Santa Fe (Photos)
  2. Ruidoso (Photos)
  3. Las Vegas (Photos)
  4. Alamogordo (Photos)
  5. Albuquerque (Photos)
  6. Portales (Photos)
  7. Socorro (Photos)
  8. Los Alamos (Photos)
  9. Las Cruces (Photos)
  10. Roswell (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Santa Fe?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Santa Fe, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in New Mexico, according to science? That would be Bloomfield. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Land of Enchantment is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in New Mexico, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2014-2018 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of new mexico. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For new mexico, that meant a total of 34 cities.

Read on to see why Santa Fe is party central.

Santa Fe, NM

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Get Laid Score: 70.2
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 2)
Population: 83,847
Bars: 6
Colleges: 4
More on Santa Fe:  Data | Photos

Santa Fe is the capital of the state of New Mexico. It is the fourth-largest city in the state and the seat of Santa Fe County.

Ruidoso, NM

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Get Laid Score: 65.9
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 6)
Population: 7,757
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Ruidoso:  Data | Photos

Ruidoso is a village in Lincoln County, New Mexico, United States, adjacent to the Lincoln National Forest. The population was 8,029 at the 2010 census. The city of Ruidoso Downs and the unincorporated area of Alto are suburbs of Ruidoso, and contribute to the Ruidoso Micropolitan Statistical Area’s population of 21,223.

Las Vegas, NM

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Get Laid Score: 60.7
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Population: 13,341
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Las Vegas:  Data | Photos

Las Vegas is a city in and the county seat of San Miguel County, New Mexico, United States. Once two separate municipalities both named Las Vegas, west Las Vegas and east Las Vegas, separated by the Gallinas River, retain distinct characters and separate, rival school districts. The population was 14,565 at the 2000 census. Las Vegas, NM is located 110 miles south of Raton, New Mexico, 65 miles east of Santa Fe, New Mexico, 122 miles northeast of Albuquerque, New Mexico, 257 miles south of Colorado Springs, Colorado, and 326 miles south of Denver, Colorado.

Alamogordo, NM

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Get Laid Score: 56.1
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 7)
Population: 31,230
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Alamogordo:  Data | Photos

Alamogordo is the seat of Otero County, New Mexico, United States. A city in the Tularosa Basin of the Chihuahuan Desert, it is bordered on the east by the Sacramento Mountains and to the west by White Sands National Monument. It is the city nearest to Holloman Air Force Base. The population was 30,403 as of the 2010 census. Alamogordo is known for its connection with the Trinity test, the first explosion of an atomic bomb, and also for the Atari video game burial of 1983.

Albuquerque, NM

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Get Laid Score: 50.8
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 559,202
Bars: 27
Colleges: 3
More on Albuquerque:  Data | Photos

Albuquerque AL-b-kur-kee; Navajo: Beeeldl Dahsinil ) is the most populous city in the U.S. state of New Mexico. The high-elevation city serves as the county seat of Bernalillo County, and it is situated in the north central part of the state, straddling the Rio Grande. The city population is 559,277 as of the July 1, 2016 population estimate from the United States Census Bureau, and ranks as the 32nd-largest city in the U.S. The Albuquerque metropolitan statistical area has a population of 909,906 according to the United States Census Bureau’s most recently available estimate for 2016. Albuquerque is the 60th-largest United States metropolitan area. The Albuquerque MSA population includes the city of Rio Rancho, Bernalillo, Placitas, Corrales, Los Lunas, Belen, Bosque Farms, and forms part of the larger Albuquerque-Santa Fe-Las Vegas combined statistical area, with a total population of 1,171,991 as of the July 1, 2016, Census Bureau estimates.

Portales, NM

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Get Laid Score: 50.8
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 3)
Population: 11,974
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Portales:  Data | Photos

Portales is a city in and the county seat of Roosevelt County, New Mexico, United States. The population was 12,280 at the 2010 census. Portales is located near the larger city of Clovis as well as Cannon Air Force Base, a major contributor to the economy of the region.

Socorro, NM

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Get Laid Score: 49.2
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 3)
Population: 8,554
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Socorro:  Data | Photos

Socorro is a city in Socorro County in the U.S. state of New Mexico. It is in the Rio Grande Valley at an elevation of 4,579 feet. In 2012 the population was 8,906. It is the county seat of Socorro County. Socorro is located 74 miles south of Albuquerque and 146 miles north of Las Cruces.

Los Alamos, NM

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Get Laid Score: 49.2
Rank Last Year: 16 (Up 9)
Population: 12,373
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Los Alamos:  Data | Photos

Los Alamos is a town in Los Alamos County, New Mexico, United States that is recognized as the birthplace of the atomic bomb–the primary objective of the Manhattan Project by Los Alamos National Laboratory during World War II. The town is located on four mesas of the Pajarito Plateau, and has a population of 12,019. It is the county seat and one of two population centers in the county known as census-designated places ; the other is White Rock.

Las Cruces, NM

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Get Laid Score: 47.2
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 101,742
Bars: 8
Colleges: 2
More on Las Cruces:  Data | Photos

Las Cruces, also known as “The City of the Crosses”, is the seat of Doa Ana County, New Mexico, United States. As of the 2010 census the population was 97,618, and in 2015 the estimated population was 101,643, making it the second largest city in the state, after Albuquerque. Las Cruces is the largest city in both Doa Ana County and southern New Mexico. The Las Cruces metropolitan area had an estimated population of 213,676 in 2014. It is the principal city of a metropolitan statistical area which encompasses all of Doa Ana County and is part of the larger El Paso-Las Cruces combined statistical area.

Roswell, NM

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Get Laid Score: 46.2
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 2)
Population: 48,186
Bars: 13
Colleges: 2
More on Roswell:  Data | Photos

Roswell is a city in New Mexico. It is the county seat of Chaves County in the southeastern quarter of the state of New Mexico, United States. As of the 2010 census it had a population of 48,411, making it the fifth-largest city in New Mexico. It is a center for irrigated farming, dairying, ranching, manufacturing, distribution, and petroleum production. It is also the home of New Mexico Military Institute, founded in 1891. Bitter Lake National Wildlife Refuge is located a few miles northeast of the city on the Pecos River. Bottomless Lakes State Park is located 12 miles east of Roswell on US 380.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in new mexico for 2020

If you’re looking at cities in New Mexico where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in New Mexico, according to science:

  1. Bloomfield
  2. Los Chaves
  3. Artesia

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In New Mexico For 2020

Rank City Population Bars
1 Santa Fe, NM 83,847 6
2 Ruidoso, NM 7,757 3
3 Las Vegas, NM 13,341 5
4 Alamogordo, NM 31,230 3
5 Albuquerque, NM 559,202 27
6 Portales, NM 11,974 3
7 Socorro, NM 8,554 3
8 Los Alamos, NM 12,373 6
9 Las Cruces, NM 101,742 8
10 Roswell, NM 48,186 13
11 Gallup, NM 22,105 5
12 Eldorado At Santa Fe, NM 5,999 3
13 Sunland Park, NM 16,602 3
14 North Valley, NM 12,242 5
15 Deming, NM 14,292 3
16 Bernalillo, NM 9,315 3
17 Truth Or Consequences, NM 5,968 5
18 Los Lunas, NM 15,428 4
19 Paradise Hills, NM 5,079 3
20 Raton, NM 6,145 3
21 Lovington, NM 11,575 3
22 Rio Rancho, NM 94,765 6
23 Aztec, NM 6,567 3
24 Carlsbad, NM 28,838 9
25 Grants, NM 9,063 4
26 Chaparral, NM 14,793 3
27 Anthony, NM 9,368 3
28 Corrales, NM 8,544 3
29 Belen, NM 7,106 3
30 Zuni Pueblo, NM 7,590 4
31 Shiprock, NM 8,966 4
32 Artesia, NM 12,202 5
33 Los Chaves, NM 5,890 3
34 Bloomfield, NM 7,996 3

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