The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Oregon For 2023


We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in Oregon where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in Oregon.

For example, Newport, Oregon has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Oregon if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 59 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Oregon.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Oregon

  1. Ashland
  2. Newport
  3. Monmouth
  4. Portland
  5. Eugene
  6. Ontario
  7. Astoria
  8. Corvallis
  9. The Dalles
  10. Newberg

You might be thinking, “Ashland?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Ashland, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Oregon near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Oregon, according to science? That would be Sandy. More on that later.

For more Oregon reading, check out:


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Oregon For 2023

Ashland, OR

Source: Wikipedia User Visitor7 | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.2
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 21,348
Bars: 9
Colleges: 1
More on Ashland:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Newport, OR

Source: Wikipedia User Bernard Gagnon | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.5
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 10,305
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Newport:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Monmouth, OR

Source: Wikipedia User Finetooth | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.4
Rank Last Year: 12 (Up 9)
Population: 10,735
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Monmouth:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Portland, OR

Source: Wikipedia User Visitor7 | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.3
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 647,176
Bars: 275
Colleges: 19
More on Portland:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Eugene, OR

Source: Wikipedia User Visitor7 | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.5
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 173,278
Bars: 13
Colleges: 4
More on Eugene:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Ontario, OR

Source: Flickr User Dougtone | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.1
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 11,465
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Ontario:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Astoria, OR

Source: Wikipedia User aselfcallednowhere | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.6
Rank Last Year:
Population: 10,166
Bars: 11
Colleges: 1
More on Astoria:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Corvallis, OR

Source: Wikipedia User Gregkeene | CC BY 3.0 us
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 57.5
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 59,407
Bars: 15
Colleges: 1
More on Corvallis:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

The Dalles, OR

Source: Wikipedia User Sam Beebe | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 54.9
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 3)
Population: 15,942
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on The Dalles:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Newberg, OR

Source: Wikipedia User M.O. Stevens | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 53.8
Rank Last Year: 17 (Up 7)
Population: 25,108
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Newberg:  Cost Of Living

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Beaver State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Oregon, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Oregon. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Oregon, that meant a total of 59 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Oregon.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Oregon for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Oregon where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Oregon, according to science:

  1. Sandy
  2. Troutdale
  3. Happy Valley

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Oregon For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Ashland, OR 21,348 9
2 Newport, OR 10,305 2
3 Monmouth, OR 10,735 1
4 Portland, OR 647,176 275
5 Eugene, OR 173,278 13
6 Ontario, OR 11,465 2
7 Astoria, OR 10,166 11
8 Corvallis, OR 59,407 15
9 The Dalles, OR 15,942 2
10 Newberg, OR 25,108 1
11 Mcminnville, OR 34,224 1
12 La Grande, OR 13,212 3
13 Forest Grove, OR 25,767 2
14 Klamath Falls, OR 21,710 3
15 Coos Bay, OR 15,921 1
16 Woodburn, OR 25,877 1
17 Roseburg, OR 23,551 3
18 Cornelius, OR 12,893 1
19 Beaverton, OR 97,466 32
20 Fairview, OR 10,439 1
21 Four Corners, OR 16,608 1
22 Bend, OR 97,042 33
23 Gresham, OR 114,164 7
24 Medford, OR 84,894 6
25 Gladstone, OR 12,017 4
26 Wilsonville, OR 25,887 5
27 Tigard, OR 54,750 13
28 Salem, OR 174,193 22
29 Milwaukie, OR 21,108 1
30 Albany, OR 55,776 2
31 Dallas, OR 16,663 1
32 Oak Grove, OR 17,382 2
33 Oatfield, OR 12,993 2
34 Central Point, OR 18,948 1
35 Cedar Mill, OR 18,987 2
36 Hillsboro, OR 105,909 18
37 Aloha, OR 52,704 3
38 Canby, OR 18,078 3
39 Oak Hills, OR 11,715 3
40 Lebanon, OR 18,150 1
41 Hayesville, OR 21,887 1
42 North Bend, OR 10,224 1
43 Pendleton, OR 16,861 4
44 Bethany, OR 29,277 1
45 Altamont, OR 19,569 1
46 Tualatin, OR 27,821 2
47 West Linn, OR 27,173 3
48 Redmond, OR 33,160 1
49 Springfield, OR 62,138 4
50 Silverton, OR 10,402 2
51 Sherwood, OR 20,281 5
52 Hermiston, OR 19,141 1
53 Prineville, OR 10,611 1
54 Molalla, OR 10,060 1
55 St. Helens, OR 13,808 6
56 Cottage Grove, OR 10,569 1
57 Happy Valley, OR 23,442 3
58 Troutdale, OR 16,353 2
59 Sandy, OR 12,383 3
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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