These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Oregon For 2019


If you can’t score in these Oregon cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Oregon.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Oregon.

For example, Newport, Oregon has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Oregon if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 52 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Oregon:

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  1. Ashland (Photos)
  2. Newport (Photos)
  3. Ontario (Photos)
  4. Coos Bay (Photos)
  5. La Grande (Photos)
  6. Portland (Photos)
  7. Roseburg (Photos)
  8. Eugene (Photos)
  9. Oak Grove
  10. Corvallis (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Ashland?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Ashland, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Oregon, according to science? That would be Damascus. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Beaver State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Oregon, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Oregon. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Oregon, that meant a total of 52 cities.

Read on to see why Ashland is party central.

Ashland, OR

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 77.8
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 20,733
Bars: 9
Colleges: 1
More on Ashland:  Data | Photos

Ashland is a city in Jackson County, in the State of Oregon. It lies along Interstate 5 approximately 16 miles north of the California border and near the south end of the Rogue Valley. As of 2015, the city’s population was approaching 21,000.

Newport, OR

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 10,274
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Newport:  Data | Photos

Ontario, OR

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 4)
Population: 10,972
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Ontario:  Data | Photos

Ontario is the largest city in Malheur County, Oregon, United States. It lies along the Snake River at the Idaho border. The population was 11,366 at the 2010 census. The city is the largest community in the region of far eastern Oregon, also known as the Western Treasure Valley.

Coos Bay, OR

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.0
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 16,070
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Coos Bay:  Data | Photos

Coos Bay is a city located in Coos County, Oregon, United States, where the Coos River enters Coos Bay on the Pacific Ocean. The city borders the city of North Bend, and together they are often referred to as one entity called either Coos Bay-North Bend or the Bay Area. Coos Bay’s population as of the 2010 census was 15,967 residents, making it the largest city on the Oregon Coast.

La Grande, OR

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.2
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 12,999
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on La Grande:  Data | Photos

La Grande is a city in Union County, Oregon, United States. Originally named “Brownsville,” it was forced to change its name because that name was being used for a city in Linn County. Its name comes from an early French settler, Charles Dause, who often used the phrase “La Grande” to describe the area’s beauty. The population was 13,082 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Union County. La Grande lies east of the Blue Mountains and southeast of Pendleton.

Portland, OR

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.0
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 630,331
Bars: 275
Colleges: 19
More on Portland:  Data | Photos

Portland is the largest city in the U.S. state of Oregon and the seat of Multnomah County. It is a major port in the Willamette Valley region of the Pacific Northwest, at the confluence of the Willamette and Columbia rivers. The city covers 145 square miles and had an estimated population of 639,863 in 2016, making it the 26th most populous city in the United States, and the second-most populous in the Pacific Northwest. Approximately 2,424,955 people live in the Portland metropolitan statistical area, making it the 25th most populous MSA in the United States. Its Combined Statistical Area ranks 18th with a population of 3,160,488. Roughly 60% of Oregon’s population resides within the Portland metropolitan area.

Roseburg, OR

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.3
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 22,013
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Roseburg:  Data | Photos

Roseburg is a city in the U.S. state of Oregon. It is located in the Umpqua River Valley in southern Oregon and is the county seat and most populous city of Douglas County. Founded 166years ago, in 1851, the population was 21,181 at the 2010 census, making it the principal city of the Roseburg, Oregon Micropolitan Statistical Area. The community developed along both sides of the South Umpqua River and is traversed by Interstate 5. Traditionally a lumber industry town, Roseburg is the home of Roseburg Forest Products.

Eugene, OR

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.4
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 163,135
Bars: 13
Colleges: 5
More on Eugene:  Data | Photos

Eugene is a city of the Pacific Northwest located in the U.S. state of Oregon. It is located at the southern end of the Willamette Valley, near the confluence of the McKenzie and Willamette Rivers, about 50 miles east of the Oregon Coast.

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 56.7
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 16,648
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Oak Grove:  Data

Oak Grove is an unincorporated community in Clackamas County, Oregon, United States, in the Portland metropolitan area. For statistical purposes, the United States Census Bureau has defined Oak Grove as a census-designated place. The census definition of the area may not precisely correspond to local understanding of the area with the same name. The population was 16,629 at the 2010 census.

Corvallis, OR

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 56.3
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 56,224
Bars: 15
Colleges: 1
More on Corvallis:  Data | Photos

Corvallis is a city in central western Oregon, United States. It is the county seat of Benton County and the principal city of the Corvallis, Oregon Metropolitan Statistical Area, which encompasses all of Benton County. As of the 2010 United States Census, the population was 54,462. Its population was estimated by the Portland Research Center to be 55,298 in 2013. Corvallis is the location of Oregon State University, a large Hewlett-Packard research campus, and Good Samaritan Regional Medical Center.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Oregon for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Oregon where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Oregon, according to science:

  1. Damascus
  2. Hermiston
  3. Happy Valley

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Oregon For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Ashland, OR 20,733 9
2 Newport, OR 10,274 2
3 Ontario, OR 10,972 2
4 Coos Bay, OR 16,070 1
5 La Grande, OR 12,999 3
6 Portland, OR 630,331 275
7 Roseburg, OR 22,013 3
8 Eugene, OR 163,135 13
9 Oak Grove, OR 16,648 2
10 Corvallis, OR 56,224 15
11 Klamath Falls, OR 21,113 3
12 Newberg, OR 22,898 1
13 The Dalles, OR 15,224 2
14 Milwaukie, OR 20,627 1
15 Bend, OR 87,167 33
16 Tualatin, OR 27,135 2
17 Gresham, OR 110,336 7
18 Pendleton, OR 16,709 4
19 Forest Grove, OR 23,554 2
20 Springfield, OR 60,823 4
21 Beaverton, OR 95,710 32
22 Wilsonville, OR 22,789 5
23 Albany, OR 52,007 2
24 Salem, OR 163,654 22
25 Dallas, OR 15,413 1
26 Mcminnville, OR 33,211 1
27 Gladstone, OR 11,936 4
28 Altamont, OR 18,975 1
29 Lebanon, OR 16,336 1
30 Central Point, OR 17,760 1
31 Woodburn, OR 25,067 1
32 Tigard, OR 51,355 13
33 Medford, OR 79,246 6
34 Canby, OR 17,337 3
35 Cedar Mill, OR 17,050 2
36 Redmond, OR 28,492 1
37 Oatfield, OR 13,457 2
38 Four Corners, OR 16,648 1
39 Sandy, OR 10,581 3
40 Hayesville, OR 21,658 1
41 Hillsboro, OR 102,396 18
42 St. Helens, OR 13,254 6
43 Aloha, OR 55,205 3
44 West Linn, OR 26,307 3
45 Oak Hills, OR 11,779 3
46 Sherwood, OR 19,107 5
47 Troutdale, OR 16,557 2
48 Cornelius, OR 12,423 1
49 Bethany, OR 23,177 1
50 Happy Valley, OR 18,477 3
51 Hermiston, OR 17,241 1
52 Damascus, OR 10,909 4

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