These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Rhode Island For 2019


If you can’t score in these Rhode Island cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Rhode Island.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Rhode Island.

For example, Providence, Rhode Island has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Rhode Island if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 12 of the state’s most populous areas (over 7,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Rhode Island:

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  1. Newport (Photos)
  2. Providence (Photos)
  3. Warwick (Photos)
  4. East Providence (Photos)
  5. Newport East (Photos)
  6. Pawtucket (Photos)
  7. Central Falls (Photos)
  8. Westerly (Photos)
  9. Cranston (Photos)
  10. Cumberland Hill (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Newport?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Newport, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Rhode Island, according to science? That would be Tiverton. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Ocean State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Rhode Island, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Rhode Island. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 7,000 people. For Rhode Island, that meant a total of 12 cities.

Read on to see why Newport is party central.

Newport, RI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 24,745
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Newport:  Data | Photos

Newport is a seaside city on Aquidneck Island in Newport County, Rhode Island, United States. The City of Newport is located approximately 37 miles southeast of Providence, 21 miles south of Fall River, and 74 miles south of Boston. It is known as a New England summer resort and is famous for its mansions. It is also the home of Salve Regina University and Naval Station Newport, which houses the United States Naval War College, the Naval Undersea Warfare Center, and a major United States Navy training center. It was a major 18th-century port city and also contains a high number of surviving buildings from the colonial era of the United States.

Providence, RI

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 53.8
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 179,509
Bars: 8
Colleges: 6
More on Providence:  Data | Photos

Providence is the capital and most populous city of the U.S. state of Rhode Island in the early 1900s it was the most visited place, founded in 1636 and one of the oldest cities in the United States. It was founded by Roger Williams, a religious exile from the Massachusetts Bay Colony. He named the area in honor of “God’s merciful Providence” which he believed was responsible for revealing such a haven for him and his followers to settle. The city is situated at the mouth of the Providence River at the head of Narragansett Bay.

Warwick, RI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 36.5
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 81,218
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Warwick:  Data | Photos

East Providence, RI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 34.6
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 47,425
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on East Providence:  Data | Photos

East Providence is a city in Providence County, Rhode Island, United States. The population was 47,037 at the 2010 census, making it the fifth largest city in the state.

Newport East, RI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 26.9
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 11,211
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Newport East:  Data | Photos

Pawtucket, RI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 19.2
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 1)
Population: 71,770
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Pawtucket:  Data | Photos

Pawtucket is a city in Providence County, Rhode Island, United States. The population was 71,148 at the 2010 census. It is the fourth largest city in the state.

Central Falls, RI

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 17.3
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 19,395
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Central Falls:  Data | Photos

Central Falls is a city in Providence County, Rhode Island, United States. The population was 19,376 at the 2010 census. With an area of only 1.29 square miles, it is the smallest and most densely populated city in the smallest state, and the 27th most densely populated incorporated place in the United States. It is also one of only four incorporated places in New England that have a higher population density than the city of Boston. The city takes its name from a waterfall on the Blackstone River.

Westerly, RI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 17.3
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 1)
Population: 17,323
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Westerly:  Data | Photos

Westerly is a town on the southwestern shoreline of Washington County, Rhode Island, United States founded in 1669 by John Babcock. It is a beachfront community on the south shore of the state. The population was 22,787 at the 2010 census.

Cranston, RI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 11.5
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 1)
Population: 80,979
Bars: 5
Colleges: 0
More on Cranston:  Data | Photos

Cranston, once known as Pawtuxet, is a city in the U.S. state of Rhode Island. With a population of 80,529 at the 2010 census, it is the third largest city in the state. The center of population of Rhode Island is located in Cranston. Cranston is a part of the Providence metropolitan area.

Cumberland Hill, RI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 11.5
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 8,062
Bars: 2
Colleges: 0
More on Cumberland Hill:  Data | Photos

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Rhode Island for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Rhode Island where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Rhode Island, according to science:

  1. Tiverton
  2. Valley Falls
  3. Cumberland Hill

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Rhode Island For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Newport, RI 24,745 5
2 Providence, RI 179,509 8
3 Warwick, RI 81,218 5
4 East Providence, RI 47,425 2
5 Newport East, RI 11,211 5
6 Pawtucket, RI 71,770 4
7 Central Falls, RI 19,395 2
8 Westerly, RI 17,323 5
9 Cranston, RI 80,979 5
10 Cumberland Hill, RI 8,062 2
11 Valley Falls, RI 12,056 2
12 Tiverton, RI 7,727 2

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