The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Rhode Island For 2022


If you can’t score in these Rhode Island cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Rhode Island.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Rhode Island.

For example, Providence, Rhode Island has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Rhode Island if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 12 of the state's most populous areas (over 7,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Rhode Island:

Are you trying to find love in Rhode Island?

You might be thinking, "Newport?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Newport, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Rhode Island, according to science? That would be Cumberland Hill. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Rhode Island For 2022

Newport, RI

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 62.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 24,697
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on Newport:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Providence, RI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 56.2
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 179,472
Bars: 10
Colleges: 6
More on Providence:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Warwick, RI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Get Laid Score: 35.4
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 81,043
Bars: 7
Colleges: 1
More on Warwick:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

East Providence, RI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 22.9
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 47,442
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on East Providence:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Newport East, RI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 17.7
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 1)
Population: 11,289
Bars: 7
Colleges: 0
More on Newport East:  Cost Of Living

Central Falls, RI

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 11.5
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 19,437
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Central Falls:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Pawtucket, RI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 9.4
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 2)
Population: 71,821
Bars: 6
Colleges: 0
More on Pawtucket:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Westerly, RI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 6.2
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 17,842
Bars: 7
Colleges: 0
More on Westerly:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Valley Falls, RI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 2.1
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 1)
Population: 11,548
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Valley Falls:  Cost Of Living

Tiverton, RI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 1.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 7,996
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Tiverton:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Ocean State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Rhode Island, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Rhode Island. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 7,000 people. For Rhode Island, that meant a total of 12 cities.

Read on to see why Newport is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Rhode Island for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Rhode Island where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Rhode Island, according to science:

  1. Cumberland Hill
  2. Cranston
  3. Tiverton

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Rhode Island For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Newport, RI 24,697 7
2 Providence, RI 179,472 10
3 Warwick, RI 81,043 7
4 East Providence, RI 47,442 4
5 Newport East, RI 11,289 7
6 Central Falls, RI 19,437 4
7 Pawtucket, RI 71,821 6
8 Westerly, RI 17,842 7
9 Valley Falls, RI 11,548 4
10 Tiverton, RI 7,996 4
11 Cranston, RI 81,252 7
12 Cumberland Hill, RI 8,515 4

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