These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Texas


If you can’t score in these Texas cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Texas.

For example, Canyon, Texas has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Texas if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 219 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Texas:

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  1. Stephenville (Photos)
  2. Canyon (Photos)
  3. San Marcos (Photos)
  4. Tyler (Photos)
  5. Webster (Photos)
  6. Nacogdoches (Photos)
  7. Uvalde (Photos)
  8. Euless (Photos)
  9. Farmers Branch (Photos)
  10. Kerrville (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Stephenville?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Stephenville, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Texas, according to science? That would be Prosper. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Lone Star State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Texas, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Texas. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Texas, that meant a total of 219 cities.

Read on to see why Stephenville is party central.

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1. Stephenville

Stephenville, Tx

Get Laid Score: 80.6
Population: 19,561
% Female Population: 54.1%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Stephenville is a city in and the county seat of Erath County, Texas, United States. The population was 17,123 at the 2010 census. Founded in 1856, it is home to Tarleton State University. Stephenville is among several communities that call themselves the ‘Cowboy Capital of the World’.

2. Canyon

Canyon, Tx

Get Laid Score: 79.5
Population: 14,533
% Female Population: 53.1%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Canyon is a city in, and the county seat of, Randall County, Texas, United States. The population was 13,303 at the 2010 census. It is part of the Amarillo, Texas Metropolitan Statistical Area. Canyon is the home of West Texas A&M University and Panhandle-Plains Historical Museum, and the world-famous outdoor musical drama Texas.

3. San Marcos

San Marcos, Tx

Get Laid Score: 77.9
Population: 57,743
% Female Population: 52.2%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
San Marcos (/sæn mrks/ SAN MAR-ks) is a city in the U.S. state of Texas, within the Austin?Round Rock?San Marcos metropolitan area. It is on the Interstate 35 corridor between Austin and San Antonio and is the seat of Hays County. Its limits extend into Caldwell and Guadalupe Counties, as well. Its population was 44,894 in 2010. In 2015 the U.S. Census Bureau estimated the population at 60,684

4. Tyler

Tyler, Tx

Get Laid Score: 76.9
Population: 101,946
% Female Population: 53.0%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 3
Tyler is a city located in central Smith County, Texas, United States. In terms of both population and land area, Tyler is by far the largest city in Smith County, of which it is the county seat, and has long been the region’s major economic, educational, financial, medical, and cultural hub. The city is named for John Tyler, the tenth President of the United States. Tyler had a population of 96,900 in 2010, according to the United States Census Bureau, and Tyler’s 2014 estimated population was 107,405. It is 100 miles (160 km) east-southeast of Dallas. Tyler is the principal city of the Tyler Metropolitan Statistical Area, which had a population of 209,714 in 2010, and is the regional center of the Tyler-Jacksonville combined statistical area, which had a population of 260,559 in 2010.

5. Webster

Webster, Tx

Source: Wikipedia

Get Laid Score: 76.3
Population: 11,041
% Female Population: 50.9%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Webster is a city in the U.S. state of Texas located in Harris County, within the Houston?Sugar Land?Baytown metropolitan area. The population was 10,400 at the 2010 census.

6. Nacogdoches

Nacogdoches, Tx

Get Laid Score: 75.6
Population: 33,789
% Female Population: 54.0%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Nacogdoches (/nækdots/ NAK–DOH-chiss) is a small city situated in East Texas and the county seat of Nacogdoches County, Texas, United States. The 2010 U.S. Census recorded the city?s population to be 32,996. Nacogdoches is a sister city of the smaller and similarly-named Natchitoches, Louisiana, the third-largest city in the Southern Ark-La-Tex.

7. Uvalde

Uvalde, Tx

Get Laid Score: 74.7
Population: 16,353
% Female Population: 52.4%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1

8. Euless

Euless, Tx

Get Laid Score: 74.6
Population: 53,675
% Female Population: 51.4%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Euless (/juls/ YOU-lis) is a city in Tarrant County, Texas, United States, and a suburb of Dallas and Fort Worth. Euless is part of the Mid-Cities between Dallas and Fort Worth. The population was 51,277 at the 2010 census.

9. Farmers Branch

Farmers Branch, Tx

Get Laid Score: 74.5
Population: 32,211
% Female Population: 52.1%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Farmers Branch is a city in Dallas County, Texas, United States. It is an inner-ring suburb of Dallas and is part of the Dallas?Fort Worth metroplex. The population was 28,616 at the 2010 census.

10. Kerrville

Kerrville, Tx

Get Laid Score: 74.5
Population: 22,926
% Female Population: 52.6%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Kerrville is a city in Kerr County, Texas, United States. It is the county seat of Kerr County. As of 2016, the population of Kerrville is 23,434. Kerrville is named after James Kerr, a major in the Texas Revolution, and friend of settler-founder Joshua Brown, who settled in the area to start a shingle-making camp.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Texas

If you’re looking at cities in Texas where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Texas, according to science:

  1. Prosper
  2. Sienna Plantation
  3. West Odessa

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Texas

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Stephenville, TX 1 19,561 54.1% 1
Canyon, TX 2 14,533 53.1% 1
San Marcos, TX 3 57,743 52.2% 1
Tyler, TX 4 101,946 53.0% 1
Webster, TX 5 11,041 50.9% 2
Nacogdoches, TX 6 33,789 54.0% 1
Uvalde, TX 7 16,353 52.4% 1
Euless, TX 8 53,675 51.4% 1
Farmers Branch, TX 9 32,211 52.1% 2
Kerrville, TX 10 22,926 52.6% 3
Beeville, TX 11 13,209 51.4% 1
Paris, TX 12 24,936 53.7% 2
Denton, TX 13 128,421 52.2% 4
Dallas, TX 14 1,278,433 50.3% 13
Beaumont, TX 15 117,729 52.0% 4
Brenham, TX 16 16,535 52.1% 1
Vernon, TX 17 10,761 50.7% 1
Galveston, TX 18 49,443 50.6% 3
Denison, TX 19 23,080 52.2% 1
Waco, TX 20 130,659 51.3% 3
Lubbock, TX 21 244,507 51.0% 7
Marshall, TX 22 23,651 52.2% 2
Austin, TX 23 907,779 49.5% 87
Jacksonville, TX 24 14,803 52.3% 1
Houston, TX 25 2,240,582 49.9% 27
Sweetwater, TX 26 10,765 50.9% 1
San Antonio, TX 27 1,439,358 50.9% 19
Gainesville, TX 28 16,169 53.7% 1
Seguin, TX 29 27,543 51.3% 2
Snyder, TX 30 11,541 51.3% 1
College Station, TX 31 104,684 49.4% 4
Orange, TX 32 19,128 50.3% 1
Victoria, TX 33 66,139 51.6% 2
Lufkin, TX 34 36,112 52.6% 2
Irving, TX 35 232,013 51.1% 1
Bedford, TX 36 48,864 51.9% 1
Weatherford, TX 37 28,284 53.2% 1
Borger, TX 38 13,001 50.7% 1
Belton, TX 39 20,138 50.5% 2
San Angelo, TX 40 98,694 50.7% 3
Longview, TX 41 82,184 51.2% 1
Brownwood, TX 42 19,081 50.9% 1
Kingsville, TX 43 26,177 47.7% 1
Temple, TX 44 71,138 52.3% 3
Arlington, TX 45 383,899 51.0% 1
Georgetown, TX 46 59,436 52.5% 1
Mesquite, TX 47 143,771 51.9% 1
Kilgore, TX 48 14,658 51.4% 1
Bryan, TX 49 80,552 49.0% 4
Richardson, TX 50 108,350 50.1% 2
Big Spring, TX 51 28,295 42.5% 1
Lake Jackson, TX 52 27,407 52.1% 1
Corsicana, TX 53 23,923 52.1% 1
Wells Branch, TX 54 12,245 49.5% 1
Odessa, TX 55 114,258 49.7% 17
Corpus Christi, TX 56 320,050 50.7% 4
Port Arthur, TX 57 54,913 50.8% 1
Leon Valley, TX 58 10,990 51.6% 1
Amarillo, TX 59 197,570 51.2% 4
Athens, TX 60 12,796 51.7% 1
Addison, TX 61 15,363 49.3% 4
Edinburg, TX 62 84,399 52.5% 4
Cedar Hill, TX 63 47,457 54.0% 1
Fort Worth, TX 64 815,930 51.0% 19
Terrell, TX 65 16,626 49.9% 1
Desoto, TX 66 51,854 53.8% 1
Levelland, TX 67 13,872 50.5% 1
Seabrook, TX 68 13,038 53.3% 3
El Paso, TX 69 678,058 51.3% 3
Pasadena, TX 70 153,286 50.1% 8
Groves, TX 71 15,798 51.8% 1
Garland, TX 72 234,810 51.0% 2
Abilene, TX 73 122,612 48.4% 6
Mcallen, TX 74 138,475 51.2% 1
Angleton, TX 75 19,245 53.1% 1
Fredericksburg, TX 76 10,997 52.8% 1
Wichita Falls, TX 77 105,013 47.2% 1
Humble, TX 78 15,569 54.2% 3
Conroe, TX 79 74,482 50.3% 1
Plainview, TX 80 21,365 49.6% 1
Mount Pleasant, TX 81 16,115 51.3% 1
Baytown, TX 82 75,310 49.4% 2
Stafford, TX 83 18,026 50.6% 1
Waxahachie, TX 84 32,536 52.4% 2
The Woodlands, TX 85 108,373 51.4% 2
Laredo, TX 86 251,671 51.4% 2
Benbrook, TX 87 22,403 51.9% 1
Alvin, TX 88 25,500 50.3% 1
Live Oak, TX 89 15,021 48.2% 1
Killeen, TX 90 138,745 50.6% 2
Tomball, TX 91 11,353 52.8% 1
White Settlement, TX 92 16,886 48.4% 1
Gatesville, TX 93 12,538 73.8% 1
North Richland Hills, TX 94 67,994 51.2% 1
Lewisville, TX 95 102,327 51.0% 1
Midland, TX 96 128,051 50.4% 1
Alamo, TX 97 19,021 52.9% 1
San Benito, TX 98 24,442 52.7% 1
Harlingen, TX 99 65,634 50.0% 1
Burkburnett, TX 100 11,046 53.7% 1

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