These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Texas For 2019


If you can’t score in these Texas cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Texas.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Texas.

For example, Canyon, Texas has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Texas if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 222 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Texas:

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  1. Uvalde (Photos)
  2. Canyon (Photos)
  3. San Marcos (Photos)
  4. Webster (Photos)
  5. Nacogdoches (Photos)
  6. Stephenville (Photos)
  7. Kerrville (Photos)
  8. Tyler (Photos)
  9. Brenham (Photos)
  10. Euless (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Uvalde?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Uvalde, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Texas, according to science? That would be Prosper. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Lone Star State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Texas, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Texas. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Texas, that meant a total of 222 cities.

Read on to see why Uvalde is party central.

Uvalde, TX

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 80.7
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 6)
Population: 16,256
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Uvalde:  Data | Photos

Canyon, TX

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 78.9
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 14,809
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Canyon:  Data | Photos

Canyon is a city in, and the county seat of, Randall County, Texas, United States. The population was 13,303 at the 2010 census. It is part of the Amarillo, Texas Metropolitan Statistical Area. Canyon is the home of West Texas A&M University and Panhandle-Plains Historical Museum, and the world-famous outdoor musical drama Texas.

San Marcos, TX

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 77.1
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 59,935
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on San Marcos:  Data | Photos

San Marcos is a city in the U.S. state of Texas, within the Austin-Round Rock-San Marcos metropolitan area. It is on the Interstate 35 corridor between Austin and San Antonio and is the seat of Hays County. Its limits extend into Caldwell and Guadalupe Counties, as well. Its population was 44,894 in 2010. In 2015 the U.S. Census Bureau estimated the population at 60,684

Webster, TX

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 76.3
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 11,128
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Webster:  Data | Photos

Webster is a city in the U.S. state of Texas located in Harris County, within the Houston-Sugar Land-Baytown metropolitan area. The population was 10,400 at the 2010 census.

Nacogdoches, TX

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 76.2
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 33,589
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Nacogdoches:  Data | Photos

Nacogdoches is a small city situated in East Texas and the county seat of Nacogdoches County, Texas, United States. The 2010 U.S. Census recorded the city-s population to be 32,996. Nacogdoches is a sister city of the smaller and similarly-named Natchitoches, Louisiana, the third-largest city in the Southern Ark-La-Tex.

Stephenville, TX

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.8
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 5)
Population: 19,929
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Stephenville:  Data | Photos

Stephenville is a city in and the county seat of Erath County, Texas, United States. The population was 17,123 at the 2010 census. Founded in 1856, it is home to Tarleton State University. Stephenville is among several communities that call themselves the “Cowboy Capital of the World”.

Kerrville, TX

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.5
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 3)
Population: 22,931
Bars: 6
Colleges: 1
More on Kerrville:  Data | Photos

Kerrville is a city in Kerr County, Texas, United States. It is the county seat of Kerr County. As of 2016, the population of Kerrville is 23,434. Kerrville is named after James Kerr, a major in the Texas Revolution, and friend of settler-founder Joshua Brown, who settled in the area to start a shingle-making camp.

Tyler, TX

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.1
Rank Last Year: 4 (Down 4)
Population: 102,561
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
More on Tyler:  Data | Photos

Tyler is a city located in central Smith County, Texas, United States. In terms of both population and land area, Tyler is by far the largest city in Smith County, of which it is the county seat, and has long been the region’s major economic, educational, financial, medical, and cultural hub. The city is named for John Tyler, the tenth President of the United States. Tyler had a population of 96,900 in 2010, according to the United States Census Bureau, and Tyler’s 2014 estimated population was 107,405. It is 100 miles east-southeast of Dallas. Tyler is the principal city of the Tyler Metropolitan Statistical Area, which had a population of 209,714 in 2010, and is the regional center of the Tyler-Jacksonville combined statistical area, which had a population of 260,559 in 2010.

Brenham, TX

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.3
Rank Last Year: 16 (Up 7)
Population: 16,616
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Brenham:  Data | Photos

Euless, TX

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.5
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 2)
Population: 54,135
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Euless:  Data | Photos

Euless is a city in Tarrant County, Texas, United States, and a suburb of Dallas and Fort Worth. Euless is part of the Mid-Cities between Dallas and Fort Worth. The population was 51,277 at the 2010 census.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Texas for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Texas where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Texas, according to science:

  1. Prosper
  2. Sienna Plantation
  3. West Odessa

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Texas For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Uvalde, TX 16,256 4
2 Canyon, TX 14,809 4
3 San Marcos, TX 59,935 4
4 Webster, TX 11,128 5
5 Nacogdoches, TX 33,589 4
6 Stephenville, TX 19,929 4
7 Kerrville, TX 22,931 6
8 Tyler, TX 102,561 4
9 Brenham, TX 16,616 4
10 Euless, TX 54,135 4
11 Paris, TX 24,801 5
12 Dallas, TX 1,300,122 16
13 Vernon, TX 10,765 4
14 Farmers Branch, TX 33,808 5
15 Beeville, TX 13,117 4
16 Denton, TX 131,097 7
17 Denison, TX 23,342 4
18 Lubbock, TX 247,323 10
19 Waco, TX 131,996 6
20 Victoria, TX 66,515 5
21 Beaumont, TX 118,424 7
22 Houston, TX 2,267,336 30
23 San Antonio, TX 1,461,623 22
24 Galveston, TX 49,706 6
25 Austin, TX 916,906 90
26 Marshall, TX 23,449 5
27 Borger, TX 12,919 4
28 Bedford, TX 49,082 4
29 Jacksonville, TX 14,791 4
30 Lufkin, TX 35,888 5
31 College Station, TX 107,445 7
32 Seguin, TX 27,762 5
33 Orange, TX 18,950 4
34 Gainesville, TX 16,141 4
35 Longview, TX 82,219 4
36 Port Arthur, TX 55,177 4
37 Weatherford, TX 28,817 4
38 Georgetown, TX 63,062 4
39 Kingsville, TX 25,875 4
40 Sweetwater, TX 10,740 4
41 Mesquite, TX 144,118 4
42 Richardson, TX 111,055 5
43 San Angelo, TX 99,135 6
44 Belton, TX 20,635 5
45 Levelland, TX 13,752 4
46 Arlington, TX 388,225 4
47 Temple, TX 71,795 6
48 Odessa, TX 115,930 20
49 Bryan, TX 81,743 7
50 Corsicana, TX 23,695 4
51 Kilgore, TX 14,784 4
52 Seabrook, TX 13,325 6
53 Terrell, TX 16,997 4
54 Brownwood, TX 18,841 4
55 Wells Branch, TX 12,431 4
56 Corpus Christi, TX 322,726 7
57 El Paso, TX 678,266 6
58 Live Oak, TX 15,335 4
59 Irving, TX 235,648 4
60 Snyder, TX 11,543 4
61 Addison, TX 15,455 7
62 Cedar Hill, TX 48,149 4
63 Desoto, TX 52,596 4
64 Amarillo, TX 197,823 7
65 Leon Valley, TX 11,183 4
66 Garland, TX 235,965 5
67 Plainview, TX 21,030 4
68 Fort Worth, TX 835,129 22
69 Edinburg, TX 86,123 7
70 Big Spring, TX 28,257 4
71 Abilene, TX 122,762 9
72 Tomball, TX 11,535 4
73 San Benito, TX 24,474 4
74 Pasadena, TX 153,909 11
75 Lake Jackson, TX 27,317 4
76 Athens, TX 12,653 4
77 Humble, TX 15,736 6
78 Baytown, TX 76,205 5
79 Alvin, TX 25,811 4
80 Fredericksburg, TX 11,046 4
81 Wichita Falls, TX 104,621 4
82 Waxahachie, TX 33,240 5
83 Conroe, TX 77,086 4
84 Laredo, TX 255,305 5
85 Angleton, TX 19,280 4
86 Benbrook, TX 22,782 4
87 Mount Pleasant, TX 16,069 4
88 North Richland Hills, TX 69,039 4
89 Nederland, TX 17,284 4
90 Killeen, TX 140,513 5
91 Stafford, TX 18,092 4
92 Burkburnett, TX 11,100 4
93 White Settlement, TX 17,135 4
94 Mcallen, TX 139,838 4
95 Gatesville, TX 12,426 4
96 Clute, TX 11,414 4
97 Forest Hill, TX 12,831 4
98 Azle, TX 11,607 4
99 Alice, TX 19,226 4
100 Lewisville, TX 103,638 4

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