There are a number of party hot spots in Texas.
For example, Richardson, Texas has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.
But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Texas if you wanted to hook up with someone.
After analyzing 228 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Texas.
Don’t freak out.
Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table
The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Texas
You might be thinking, “Webster?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?
Well if you live in Webster, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Texas near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.
The hardest place to get lucky in Texas, according to science? That would be Robinson. More on that later.
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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Texas For 2024
/10
Get Laid Score: 75.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 12,297
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Webster: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 74.2
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 118,063
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Richardson: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 73.0
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 1,300,642
Bars: 13
Colleges: 19
More on Dallas: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 72.0
Rank Last Year: 5 (Up 1)
Population: 35,985
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Farmers Branch: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 71.9
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 2)
Population: 67,143
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on San Marcos: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 70.6
Rank Last Year: 17 (Up 11)
Population: 21,020
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Stephenville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 70.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 2,296,253
Bars: 27
Colleges: 21
More on Houston: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
/10
Get Laid Score: 68.7
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 23,137
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Belton: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 68.6
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 23,509
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
More on Marshall: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
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Get Laid Score: 68.2
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 60,360
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Euless: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate
Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Lone Star State
We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.
To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Texas, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.
With that in mind, we used the most recent 2018-2022 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Texas. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.
Can’t really get any better data than that.
We paid particular attention to:
- Population density
- % of population that’s female (More females than males)
- % of unmarried people in each city
- % of households with kids in each city
- Colleges per capita
- Bars per capita
We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”
The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Texas, that meant a total of 228 cities.
This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2024, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Texas.
There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Texas for 2024
If you’re looking at cities in Texas where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.
The best cities to get laid in Texas are Webster, Richardson, Dallas, Farmers Branch, San Marcos, Stephenville, Houston, Belton, Marshall, and Euless.
Who ever said science is a bore?
If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Texas, according to science:
- Robinson
- Forney
- Red Oak
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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Texas For 2024
| Rank | City | Population | Median Income | Bars |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Webster, TX | 12,297 | $58,555 | 2 |
| 2 | Richardson, TX | 118,063 | $94,362 | 2 |
| 3 | Dallas, TX | 1,300,642 | $63,985 | 13 |
| 4 | Farmers Branch, TX | 35,985 | $88,282 | 2 |
| 5 | San Marcos, TX | 67,143 | $47,394 | 1 |
| 6 | Stephenville, TX | 21,020 | $48,088 | 1 |
| 7 | Houston, TX | 2,296,253 | $60,440 | 27 |
| 8 | Belton, TX | 23,137 | $57,025 | 2 |
| 9 | Marshall, TX | 23,509 | $49,162 | 2 |
| 10 | Euless, TX | 60,360 | $77,403 | 1 |
| 11 | Brenham, TX | 17,655 | $52,664 | 1 |
| 12 | Arlington, TX | 393,469 | $71,736 | 1 |
| 13 | Nacogdoches, TX | 32,148 | $37,612 | 1 |
| 14 | Stafford, TX | 17,240 | $87,245 | 1 |
| 15 | Tyler, TX | 106,440 | $63,056 | 1 |
| 16 | Kerrville, TX | 24,333 | $58,797 | 3 |
| 17 | Austin, TX | 958,202 | $86,556 | 87 |
| 18 | Vernon, TX | 10,018 | $47,528 | 1 |
| 19 | Georgetown, TX | 71,788 | $87,465 | 1 |
| 20 | College Station, TX | 120,451 | $52,397 | 4 |
| 21 | Athens, TX | 12,878 | $54,828 | 1 |
| 22 | Garland, TX | 244,026 | $71,044 | 2 |
| 23 | Waco, TX | 140,545 | $47,421 | 3 |
| 24 | Denton, TX | 142,262 | $71,921 | 4 |
| 25 | Killeen, TX | 153,708 | $57,086 | 2 |
| 26 | Richmond, TX | 11,931 | $51,832 | 1 |
| 27 | San Antonio, TX | 1,445,662 | $59,593 | 19 |
| 28 | Canyon, TX | 15,089 | $67,631 | 1 |
| 29 | Mesquite, TX | 149,439 | $69,649 | 1 |
| 30 | Irving, TX | 254,962 | $76,686 | 1 |
| 31 | Lakeway, TX | 18,835 | $154,118 | 3 |
| 32 | Pasadena, TX | 150,620 | $64,698 | 8 |
| 33 | Jacksonville, TX | 14,104 | $49,750 | 1 |
| 34 | The Woodlands, TX | 118,402 | $142,384 | 2 |
| 35 | Lubbock, TX | 258,190 | $58,734 | 7 |
| 36 | Fort Worth, TX | 924,663 | $72,726 | 19 |
| 37 | Galveston, TX | 53,265 | $57,453 | 3 |
| 38 | El Paso, TX | 677,181 | $55,710 | 3 |
| 39 | Brownwood, TX | 18,820 | $45,412 | 1 |
| 40 | Gatesville, TX | 15,848 | $46,536 | 1 |
| 41 | Port Arthur, TX | 55,897 | $45,357 | 1 |
| 42 | Addison, TX | 17,026 | $78,153 | 4 |
| 43 | Seguin, TX | 30,318 | $58,165 | 2 |
| 44 | Carrollton, TX | 132,284 | $95,380 | 2 |
| 45 | Lufkin, TX | 34,165 | $57,938 | 2 |
| 46 | Paris, TX | 24,574 | $44,022 | 2 |
| 47 | Bedford, TX | 49,455 | $80,924 | 1 |
| 48 | Denison, TX | 24,872 | $58,930 | 1 |
| 49 | Beaumont, TX | 114,573 | $53,745 | 4 |
| 50 | Longview, TX | 82,176 | $61,003 | 1 |
| 51 | White Settlement, TX | 18,106 | $52,999 | 1 |
| 52 | Lewisville, TX | 125,028 | $82,006 | 1 |
| 53 | Terrell, TX | 18,001 | $61,513 | 1 |
| 54 | Beeville, TX | 13,637 | $47,815 | 1 |
| 55 | Desoto, TX | 55,882 | $81,736 | 1 |
| 56 | Plainview, TX | 20,113 | $46,274 | 1 |
| 57 | Snyder, TX | 11,378 | $54,915 | 1 |
| 58 | Borger, TX | 12,505 | $54,159 | 1 |
| 59 | Four Corners, TX | 11,504 | $68,378 | 1 |
| 60 | Plano, TX | 284,948 | $105,679 | 3 |
| 61 | Live Oak, TX | 15,726 | $74,326 | 1 |
| 62 | Victoria, TX | 65,481 | $64,832 | 2 |
| 63 | North Richland Hills, TX | 70,114 | $88,656 | 1 |
| 64 | Orange, TX | 19,221 | $58,756 | 1 |
| 65 | Mcallen, TX | 142,722 | $56,326 | 1 |
| 66 | Hornsby Bend, TX | 11,031 | $81,775 | 1 |
| 67 | Leon Valley, TX | 11,485 | $58,784 | 1 |
| 68 | Baytown, TX | 84,449 | $61,158 | 2 |
| 69 | Temple, TX | 83,473 | $61,003 | 3 |
| 70 | Wells Branch, TX | 13,941 | $59,992 | 1 |
| 71 | Uvalde, TX | 15,342 | $47,289 | 1 |
| 72 | Forest Hill, TX | 13,810 | $58,713 | 1 |
| 73 | Kingsville, TX | 25,265 | $50,963 | 1 |
| 74 | Gainesville, TX | 17,459 | $49,170 | 1 |
| 75 | Alvin, TX | 27,325 | $68,266 | 1 |
| 76 | Corsicana, TX | 25,107 | $49,353 | 1 |
| 77 | Humble, TX | 16,563 | $58,581 | 3 |
| 78 | Sugar Land, TX | 110,077 | $132,247 | 4 |
| 79 | Mckinney, TX | 196,160 | $113,286 | 4 |
| 80 | Wichita Falls, TX | 102,482 | $55,584 | 1 |
| 81 | Conroe, TX | 92,475 | $71,630 | 1 |
| 82 | Edinburg, TX | 100,964 | $54,139 | 4 |
| 83 | Fairview, TX | 10,354 | $103,219 | 1 |
| 84 | Bacliff, TX | 10,313 | $52,246 | 1 |
| 85 | Mount Pleasant, TX | 16,065 | $51,689 | 1 |
| 86 | Southlake, TX | 30,779 | $250,001 | 1 |
| 87 | Roma, TX | 11,531 | $26,951 | 1 |
| 88 | Lake Jackson, TX | 27,954 | $89,215 | 1 |
| 89 | South Houston, TX | 16,169 | $51,006 | 1 |
| 90 | San Angelo, TX | 99,422 | $65,040 | 3 |
| 91 | Amarillo, TX | 200,360 | $60,628 | 4 |
| 92 | Kilgore, TX | 13,400 | $58,439 | 1 |
| 93 | Round Rock, TX | 120,465 | $91,888 | 6 |
| 94 | Laredo, TX | 255,293 | $60,928 | 2 |
| 95 | Seabrook, TX | 13,558 | $96,223 | 3 |
| 96 | Abilene, TX | 126,356 | $59,254 | 6 |
| 97 | Grand Prairie, TX | 197,279 | $76,626 | 1 |
| 98 | Lantana, TX | 11,706 | $205,412 | 1 |
| 99 | Pharr, TX | 79,434 | $45,016 | 1 |
| 100 | Odessa, TX | 113,353 | $71,293 | 17 |
