The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Texas For 2022


If you can’t score in these Texas cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Texas.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Texas.

For example, San Marcos, Texas has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Texas if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 230 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Texas:

Are you trying to find love in Texas?

You might be thinking, "Webster?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Webster, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Texas, according to science? That would be Forney. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Texas For 2022

Webster, TX

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.7
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 11,229
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Webster:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

San Marcos, TX

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.1
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 6)
Population: 64,053
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on San Marcos:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Farmers Branch, TX

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 74.0
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 42,659
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Farmers Branch:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Dallas, TX

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.5
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 1,338,846
Bars: 15
Colleges: 19
More on Dallas:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Richardson, TX

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.5
Rank Last Year: 15 (Up 10)
Population: 118,583
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Richardson:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Euless, TX

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.8
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 56,334
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Euless:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Stephenville, TX

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.1
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 5)
Population: 20,887
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Stephenville:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Brenham, TX

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 2)
Population: 17,297
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Brenham:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Tyler, TX

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.9
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 105,859
Bars: 3
Colleges: 4
More on Tyler:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Nacogdoches, TX

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.2
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 4)
Population: 32,912
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Nacogdoches:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Lone Star State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Texas, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Texas. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Texas, that meant a total of 230 cities.

Read on to see why Webster is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Texas for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Texas where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Texas, according to science:

  1. Forney
  2. Robinson
  3. Seagoville

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Texas For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Webster, TX 11,229 4
2 San Marcos, TX 64,053 3
3 Farmers Branch, TX 42,659 4
4 Dallas, TX 1,338,846 15
5 Richardson, TX 118,583 4
6 Euless, TX 56,334 3
7 Stephenville, TX 20,887 3
8 Brenham, TX 17,297 3
9 Tyler, TX 105,859 3
10 Nacogdoches, TX 32,912 3
11 Houston, TX 2,313,238 29
12 Arlington, TX 397,269 3
13 Belton, TX 22,173 4
14 Vernon, TX 10,078 3
15 Denton, TX 139,734 6
16 Stafford, TX 16,904 3
17 College Station, TX 115,802 6
18 Austin, TX 965,872 89
19 Georgetown, TX 75,470 3
20 Lakeway, TX 15,605 5
21 Kerrville, TX 23,511 5
22 Waco, TX 137,779 5
23 Canyon, TX 15,648 3
24 Marshall, TX 22,881 4
25 San Antonio, TX 1,529,133 21
26 Killeen, TX 148,573 4
27 Richmond, TX 12,592 3
28 Irving, TX 240,475 3
29 Addison, TX 15,428 6
30 Garland, TX 238,622 4
31 Mesquite, TX 142,429 3
32 Galveston, TX 50,307 5
33 Jacksonville, TX 14,809 3
34 Uvalde, TX 16,122 3
35 Beeville, TX 14,261 3
36 Gatesville, TX 13,513 3
37 Athens, TX 12,667 3
38 Paris, TX 24,814 4
39 Lubbock, TX 257,013 9
40 Carrollton, TX 137,319 4
41 Bedford, TX 49,145 3
42 Beaumont, TX 117,321 6
43 The Woodlands, TX 114,532 4
44 El Paso, TX 679,879 5
45 Kilgore, TX 14,824 3
46 Fort Worth, TX 892,221 21
47 Pasadena, TX 152,537 10
48 Terrell, TX 18,513 3
49 Port Arthur, TX 54,705 3
50 Temple, TX 76,590 5
51 Denison, TX 24,851 3
52 Victoria, TX 66,974 4
53 Brownwood, TX 18,554 3
54 Roma, TX 11,427 3
55 North Richland Hills, TX 70,585 3
56 Live Oak, TX 16,118 3
57 Longview, TX 82,183 3
58 Leon Valley, TX 12,279 3
59 Four Corners, TX 11,634 3
60 Lufkin, TX 35,336 4
61 Seguin, TX 29,458 4
62 Plano, TX 288,870 5
63 Lewisville, TX 107,740 3
64 Borger, TX 12,534 3
65 Mckinney, TX 191,197 6
66 Wells Branch, TX 12,512 3
67 Baytown, TX 76,089 4
68 Mcallen, TX 142,557 3
69 Southlake, TX 31,684 3
70 Mount Pleasant, TX 17,058 3
71 Desoto, TX 53,170 3
72 Big Spring, TX 27,878 3
73 Bellmead, TX 10,763 3
74 Forest Hill, TX 12,964 3
75 Sachse, TX 25,888 3
76 Laredo, TX 260,571 4
77 San Angelo, TX 100,509 5
78 Wichita Falls, TX 104,657 3
79 Snyder, TX 11,211 3
80 Seabrook, TX 13,849 5
81 Odessa, TX 122,630 19
82 Conroe, TX 88,369 3
83 Kingsville, TX 25,367 3
84 Plainview, TX 20,194 3
85 Copperas Cove, TX 32,960 3
86 Pharr, TX 78,689 3
87 Eagle Pass, TX 29,307 3
88 Sugar Land, TX 118,563 6
89 Orange, TX 18,458 3
90 Amarillo, TX 199,225 6
91 Humble, TX 15,819 5
92 Corsicana, TX 23,736 3
93 Lantana, TX 10,152 3
94 Gainesville, TX 16,557 3
95 Brownsville, TX 182,230 4
96 Corpus Christi, TX 326,332 6
97 Edinburg, TX 97,734 6
98 Abilene, TX 124,691 8
99 Lake Jackson, TX 27,269 3
100 Alvin, TX 26,592 3

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