These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In West Virginia

If you can’t score in these West Virginia cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in West Virginia.

For example, Morgantown, West Virginia has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in West Virginia if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 29 of the state’s most populous areas (over 5,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of West Virginia:

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  1. Dunbar
  2. Morgantown (Photos)
  3. Martinsburg (Photos)
  4. Huntington (Photos)
  5. Keyser (Photos)
  6. Elkins (Photos)
  7. Fairmont (Photos)
  8. Wheeling (Photos)
  9. Parkersburg (Photos)
  10. Moundsville (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Dunbar?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Dunbar, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in West Virginia, according to science? That would be Cheat Lake. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Mountain State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in West Virginia, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of West Virginia. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 5,000 people. For West Virginia, that meant a total of 29 cities.

Read on to see why Dunbar is party central.

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1. Dunbar

Get Laid Score: 78.3
Population: 7,714
% Female Population: 53.4%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Dunbar is a city in Kanawha County, West Virginia, along the Kanawha River. The population was 7,907 at the 2010 census.

2. Morgantown

Morgantown, Wv

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 68.4
Population: 30,364
% Female Population: 44.1%
Bars: 6
Colleges: 3
Morgantown is a city in and the county seat of Monongalia County, West Virginia, situated along the banks of the Monongahela River. With a permanent population of 31,073 per the 2015 U.S. Census estimates, Morgantown is the largest city in North-Central West Virginia. The Morgantown metropolitan area has a population of 138,176, and is the 3rd largest in West Virginia. West Virginia University adds several thousand seasonal residents to the city and surrounding area from September through May. Morgantown is best known as the home of West Virginia University and the Morgantown Personal Rapid Transit system.

3. Martinsburg

Martinsburg, Wv

Source: Wikipedia

Get Laid Score: 65.8
Population: 17,613
% Female Population: 53.9%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
Martinsburg is a city in and the county seat of Berkeley County, West Virginia, United States, in the tip of the state’s Eastern Panhandle region. Its population was 17,687 in the 2016 census estimate, making it the largest city in the Eastern Panhandle and the ninth-largest municipality in the state. Martinsburg is part of the Hagerstown-Martinsburg, MD-WV Metropolitan Statistical Area.

4. Huntington

Huntington, Wv

Get Laid Score: 64.5
Population: 48,735
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 3
Huntington is a city in Cabell County and Wayne County in the U.S. state of West Virginia. It is the county seat of Cabell County, and largest city in the Huntington-Ashland, WV-KY-OH Metropolitan Statistical Area, sometimes referred to as the Tri-State Area. A historic and bustling city of commerce and heavy industry, Huntington has long-flourished due to its ideal location on the Ohio River at the mouth of the Guyandotte River. It is home to the Port of Huntington Tri-State, the busiest inland port in the United States.

5. Keyser

Keyser, Wv

Get Laid Score: 63.8
Population: 5,261
% Female Population: 48.9%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
Keyser (/ka.zr/) is a city in and the county seat of Mineral County, West Virginia, United States. It is part of the Cumberland, MD-WV Metropolitan Statistical Area. The population was 5,439 at the 2010 census.

6. Elkins

Elkins, Wv

Get Laid Score: 61.2
Population: 7,232
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
Elkins is a city in Randolph County, West Virginia, USA. The community was incorporated in 1890 and named in honor of Stephen Benton Elkins (1841?1911), a U.S. Senator from West Virginia. The population was 7,094 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Randolph County. Elkins is home to Davis and Elkins College and to the Mountain State Forest Festival, held in early October every year.[not verified in body]

7. Fairmont

Fairmont, Wv

Get Laid Score: 58.6
Population: 18,699
% Female Population: 52.0%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 3
Fairmont is a city in Marion County, West Virginia, United States. The population was 18,704 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Marion County.

8. Wheeling

Wheeling, Wv

Get Laid Score: 57.2
Population: 27,758
% Female Population: 52.1%
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
Wheeling is a city in Ohio and Marshall counties in the U.S. state of West Virginia. Located almost entirely in Ohio County, of which it is the county seat, it lies along the Ohio River in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains. Wheeling was originally a settlement in the British colony of Virginia and later an important city in the Commonwealth of Virginia. Wheeling was the first state capital of West Virginia. Due to its location along major transportation routes, including the Ohio River, National Road, and the B&O Railroad, Wheeling became a manufacturing center in the late nineteenth century. After experiencing the closing of factories and substantial population loss following World War II, Wheeling’s major industries now include healthcare, education, law and legal services, entertainment and tourism, and energy.

9. Parkersburg

Parkersburg, Wv

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 55.9
Population: 30,962
% Female Population: 53.5%
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
Parkersburg is a city in and the county seat of Wood County, West Virginia, United States. Located at the confluence of the Ohio and Little Kanawha rivers, it is the state’s third-largest city and the largest city in the Parkersburg-Marietta-Vienna metropolitan area. The population was 31,492 at the 2010 census. Its peak of population was more than 44,000 in 1960. The city is about 14 miles south of Marietta, Ohio.

10. Moundsville

Moundsville, Wv

Get Laid Score: 54.6
Population: 8,858
% Female Population: 53.9%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in West Virginia

If you’re looking at cities in West Virginia where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in West Virginia, according to science:

  1. Cheat Lake
  2. Brookhaven
  3. Teays Valley

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In West Virginia

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Dunbar, WV 1 7,714 53.4% 3
Morgantown, WV 2 30,364 44.1% 6
Martinsburg, WV 3 17,613 53.9% 3
Huntington, WV 4 48,735 52.0% 5
Keyser, WV 5 5,261 48.9% 3
Elkins, WV 6 7,232 52.0% 3
Fairmont, WV 7 18,699 52.0% 3
Wheeling, WV 8 27,758 52.1% 5
Parkersburg, WV 9 30,962 53.5% 3
Moundsville, WV 10 8,858 53.9% 4
Vienna, WV 11 10,566 52.9% 3
Oak Hill, WV 12 8,722 52.5% 3
Bluefield, WV 13 10,366 54.4% 3
Beckley, WV 14 17,348 52.9% 4
South Charleston, WV 15 13,182 55.5% 3
St. Albans, WV 16 10,788 52.8% 3
Clarksburg, WV 17 16,226 51.8% 6
Charleston, WV 18 50,210 51.4% 7
New Martinsville, WV 19 5,255 52.5% 3
Nitro, WV 20 6,505 55.9% 3
Weirton, WV 21 19,307 52.3% 3
Hurricane, WV 22 6,460 55.9% 3
Grafton, WV 23 5,156 49.3% 3
Pea Ridge, WV 24 6,305 46.6% 3
Cross Lanes, WV 25 9,899 52.1% 3
Bridgeport, WV 26 8,364 53.1% 4
Teays Valley, WV 27 13,706 49.7% 3
Brookhaven, WV 28 5,300 52.0% 3
Cheat Lake, WV 29 9,671 49.4% 4

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