These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Louisiana


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Louisiana like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Louisiana are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Louisiana residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Pelican State:

  1. Slidell (Photos)
  2. Gonzales (Photos)
  3. West Monroe (Photos)
  4. Pineville (Photos)
  5. Thibodaux (Photos)
  6. New Orleans (Photos)
  7. Baton Rouge (Photos)
  8. Leesville
  9. Lafayette (Photos)
  10. Ruston (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Louisiana, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Louisiana are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in Louisiana or the worst places to live in Louisiana.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Louisiana?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Louisiana purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 49 places in Louisiana with over 5,000 people.

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1. Slidell

Slidell, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 27,697
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.95

2. Gonzales

Gonzales, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 10,492
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.48

3. West Monroe

West Monroe, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 13,031
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.47

4. Pineville

Pineville, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 14,477
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.42

5. Thibodaux

Thibodaux, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 14,565
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.21

6. New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 382,922
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.05

7. Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 228,694
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.0

8. Leesville


Population: 6,551
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.89

9. Lafayette

Lafayette, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 125,808
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.87

10. Ruston

Ruston, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 22,245
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.84

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Louisiana

If you’re measuring the cities in Louisiana where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Louisiana, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Kenner
  2. Mandeville
  3. Denham Springs

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Louisiana

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Slidell 1 27,697 3.95
Gonzales 2 10,492 3.48
West Monroe 3 13,031 1.47
Pineville 4 14,477 1.42
Thibodaux 5 14,565 1.21
New Orleans 6 382,922 1.05
Baton Rouge 7 228,694 1.0
Leesville 8 6,551 0.89
Lafayette 9 125,808 0.87
Ruston 10 22,245 0.84
Bastrop 11 10,851 0.62
Bossier City 12 67,152 0.57
Houma 13 34,052 0.53
Deridder 14 10,918 0.51
Minden 15 12,790 0.46
Shreveport 16 198,571 0.45
Monroe 17 49,361 0.44
Lake Charles 18 75,044 0.42
Natchitoches 19 18,402 0.42
Ville Platte 20 7,338 0.38
Morgan City 21 11,936 0.34
Opelousas 22 16,605 0.29
Alexandria 23 48,044 0.29
Springhill 24 5,149 0.27
Breaux Bridge 25 8,331 0.24
Sulphur 26 20,198 0.24
Ponchatoula 27 6,944 0.22
Marksville 28 5,560 0.2
Scott 29 8,687 0.15
Port Allen 30 5,123 0.1
Hammond 31 20,389 0.09
Carencro 32 8,420 0.07
Covington 33 9,725 0.05
Abbeville 34 12,408 0.05
New Iberia 35 30,717 0.05
Crowley 36 13,155 0.04
Donaldsonville 37 7,916 0.03
Grambling 38 5,107 0.02
Youngsville 39 10,878 0.02
Jeanerette 40 5,526 0.02
Gretna 41 17,832 0.02
Tallulah 42 7,144 0.01
Franklin 43 7,339 0.01
Oakdale 44 7,693 0.01
Westwego 45 8,545 0.01
Broussard 46 10,221 0.01
Denham Springs 47 10,278 0.01
Mandeville 48 12,244 0.01
Kenner 49 66,954 0.01

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