These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Louisiana


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Louisiana like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Louisiana are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Louisiana residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Pelican State:

  1. Slidell (Photos)
  2. Gonzales (Photos)
  3. West Monroe (Photos)
  4. Pineville (Photos)
  5. Thibodaux (Photos)
  6. New Orleans (Photos)
  7. Baton Rouge (Photos)
  8. Lafayette (Photos)
  9. Leesville (Photos)
  10. Ruston (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Louisiana, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Louisiana are, too.

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Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Louisiana purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 50 places in Louisiana with over 5,000 people.

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1. Slidell

Slidell, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 27,372
Orders Per 1,000 People: 4.0

2. Gonzales

Gonzales, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 10,137
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.6

3. West Monroe

West Monroe, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 13,073
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.46

4. Pineville

Pineville, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 14,486
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.42

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5. Thibodaux

Thibodaux, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 14,570
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.21

6. New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 368,471
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.09

7. Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 229,353
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.99

8. Lafayette

Lafayette, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 123,528
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.89

9. Leesville

Leesville, Louisiana

Source: Https://Atherholt.Files.Wordpress.Com/

Population: 6,656
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.87

10. Ruston

Ruston, Louisiana

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 22,149
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.84

There You Have It

If you’re measuring the cities in Louisiana where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Louisiana, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Kenner
  2. Mandeville
  3. Denham Springs

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Louisiana

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Slidell 1 27,372 4.0
Gonzales 2 10,137 3.6
West Monroe 3 13,073 1.46
Pineville 4 14,486 1.42
Thibodaux 5 14,570 1.21
New Orleans 6 368,471 1.09
Baton Rouge 7 229,353 0.99
Lafayette 8 123,528 0.89
Leesville 9 6,656 0.87
Ruston 10 22,149 0.84
Bastrop 11 11,075 0.6
Bossier City 12 64,895 0.59
Houma 13 33,807 0.53
Deridder 14 10,846 0.52
Minden 15 12,988 0.45
Monroe 16 49,455 0.44
Shreveport 17 200,692 0.44
Lake Charles 18 73,503 0.43
Natchitoches 19 18,460 0.42
Ville Platte 20 7,336 0.38
Morgan City 21 12,153 0.33
Mansfield 22 5,012 0.3
Opelousas 23 16,668 0.29
Alexandria 24 47,983 0.29
Springhill 25 5,239 0.27
Breaux Bridge 26 8,232 0.24
Sulphur 27 20,275 0.24
Ponchatoula 28 6,751 0.22
Marksville 29 5,635 0.2
Scott 30 8,775 0.15
Port Allen 31 5,150 0.1
Hammond 32 20,207 0.09
Carencro 33 8,084 0.07
Covington 34 9,151 0.05
Abbeville 35 12,341 0.05
New Iberia 36 30,750 0.05
Crowley 37 13,219 0.04
Donaldsonville 38 7,507 0.03
Youngsville 39 9,358 0.02
Grambling 40 5,015 0.02
Jeanerette 41 5,547 0.02
Gretna 42 17,801 0.02
Tallulah 43 7,267 0.01
Franklin 44 7,483 0.01
Oakdale 45 7,741 0.01
Westwego 46 8,531 0.01
Broussard 47 9,041 0.01
Denham Springs 48 10,148 0.01
Mandeville 49 12,102 0.01
Kenner 50 66,926 0.01

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