These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Maryland


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Maryland like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Maryland are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Maryland residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Old Line State:

  1. Westminster (Photos)
  2. Easton (Photos)
  3. Salisbury (Photos)
  4. Hagerstown (Photos)
  5. Hyattsville (Photos)
  6. Ocean City (Photos)
  7. Elkton (Photos)
  8. Brunswick (Photos)
  9. Baltimore (Photos)
  10. Aberdeen (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Maryland, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

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We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Maryland are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Maryland purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 30 places in Maryland with over 5,000 people.

1. Westminster

Westminster, Maryland

Source: Flickr

Population: 18,656
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.96

2. Easton

Easton, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 16,541
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.86

3. Salisbury

Salisbury, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 31,334
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.85

4. Hagerstown

Hagerstown, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 40,295
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.63

5. Hyattsville

Hyattsville, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 18,049
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.17

6. Ocean City

Ocean City, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,093
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.09

7. Elkton

Elkton, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 15,673
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.06

8. Brunswick

Brunswick, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 6,006
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.97

9. Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 622,271
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.92

10. Aberdeen

Aberdeen, Maryland

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 15,137
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.8

There You Have It

If you’re measuring the cities in Maryland where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Maryland, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Havre de Grace
  2. Taneytown
  3. Laurel
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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Maryland

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Westminster 1 18,656 2.96
Easton 2 16,541 1.86
Salisbury 3 31,334 1.85
Hagerstown 4 40,295 1.63
Hyattsville 5 18,049 1.17
Ocean City 6 7,093 1.09
Elkton 7 15,673 1.06
Brunswick 8 6,006 0.97
Baltimore 9 622,271 0.92
Aberdeen 10 15,137 0.8
Mount Airy 11 9,333 0.78
Cambridge 12 12,511 0.6
Thurmont 13 6,333 0.58
Frederick 14 66,646 0.58
Annapolis 15 38,599 0.5
Cumberland 16 20,557 0.44
Rockville 17 63,402 0.43
Poolesville 18 5,042 0.32
Gaithersburg 19 63,491 0.27
Frostburg 20 8,802 0.14
College Park 21 31,387 0.13
Bowie 22 56,335 0.1
Bel Air 23 10,240 0.08
La Plata 24 8,903 0.07
District Heights 25 5,977 0.03
Greenbelt 26 23,612 0.03
Takoma Park 27 17,307 0.02
Laurel 28 25,673 0.02
Taneytown 29 6,738 0.01
Havre De Grace 30 13,360 0.01

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