The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Massachusetts For 2024


The kinkiest cities in Massachusetts are Woburn and Gardner for 2024 based on Saturday Night Science.

Kinkiest Cities In Massachusetts Map
Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.

Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the places in Massachusetts are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Bay State.


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The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Massachusetts For 2024

  1. Woburn (0.01 orders per capita)
  2. Gardner (0.01 orders per capita)
  3. Boston (0.01 orders per capita)
  4. Westfield (0.01 orders per capita)
  5. Springfield (0.01 orders per capita)
  6. Newburyport (0.01 orders per capita)
  7. Brockton (0.01 orders per capita)
  8. Lowell (0.01 orders per capita)
  9. Malden (0.01 orders per capita)
  10. New Bedford (0.0 orders per capita)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Massachusetts, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Massachusetts are, too.

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n order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Massachusetts purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.

It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Massachusetts are buying adult toys.

Saturday Night Science at it’s finest as there’s no beter way than to solve this argument at a bar.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 38 places in Massachusetts with over 12,000 people.

The kinkiest cities in Massachusetts based on this methodology are Woburn, Gardner, Boston, Westfield, Springfield, Newburyport, Brockton, Lowell, Malden, and New Bedford.

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Kinkiest Cities In Massachusetts For 2024

Rank City Population Orders Per Capita
1 Woburn, MA 40,992.0 0.01
2 Gardner, MA 21,090.0 0.01
3 Boston, MA 665,945.0 0.01
4 Westfield, MA 40,794.0 0.01
5 Springfield, MA 155,305.0 0.01
6 Newburyport, MA 18,356.0 0.01
7 Brockton, MA 104,713.0 0.01
8 Lowell, MA 114,737.0 0.01
9 Malden, MA 65,463.0 0.01
10 New Bedford, MA 100,620.0 0.0
11 Cambridge, MA 117,962.0 0.0
12 Beverly, MA 42,414.0 0.0
13 Pittsfield, MA 43,730.0 0.0
14 Lynn, MA 100,653.0 0.0
15 Quincy, MA 100,981.0 0.0
16 Gloucester, MA 29,830.0 0.0
17 Northampton, MA 28,245.0 0.0
18 Fall River, MA 93,638.0 0.0
19 Peabody, MA 54,204.0 0.0
20 Lawrence, MA 88,067.0 0.0
21 North Adams, MA 12,937.0 0.0
22 Somerville, MA 80,464.0 0.0
23 Marlborough, MA 41,391.0 0.0
24 Newton, MA 88,453.0 0.0
25 Waltham, MA 64,711.0 0.0
26 Attleboro, MA 46,384.0 0.0
27 Worcester, MA 204,191.0 0.0
28 Chicopee, MA 55,441.0 0.0
29 Haverhill, MA 67,273.0 0.0
30 Fitchburg, MA 41,621.0 0.0
31 Salem, MA 44,541.0 0.0
32 Leominster, MA 43,620.0 0.0
33 Holyoke, MA 38,210.0 0.0
34 Chelsea, MA 39,890.0 0.0
35 Medford, MA 61,748.0 0.0
36 Taunton, MA 59,436.0 0.0
37 Melrose, MA 29,477.0 0.0
38 Revere, MA 60,577.0 0.0
About Chris Kolmar

Chris Kolmar has been in the real estate business for almost ten years now. He originally worked for Movoto Real Estate as the director of marketing before founding HomeSnacks.

He believes the key to finding the right place to live comes down to looking at the data, reading about things to do, and, most importantly, checking it out yourself before you move.

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