These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Massachusetts


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Massachusetts like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Massachusetts are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Massachusetts residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Bay State:

  1. Woburn (Photos)
  2. Gardner (Photos)
  3. Boston (Photos)
  4. Westfield (Photos)
  5. Springfield (Photos)
  6. Brockton (Photos)
  7. Newburyport (Photos)
  8. Lowell (Photos)
  9. Malden (Photos)
  10. New Bedford (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Massachusetts, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

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We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Massachusetts are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Massachusetts purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 38 places in Massachusetts with over 5,000 people.

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1. Woburn

Woburn, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 38,826
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.49

2. Gardner

Gardner, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 20,279
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.34

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3. Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 639,594
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.23

4. Westfield

Westfield, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 41,371
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.06

5. Springfield

Springfield, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 153,836
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.01

6. Brockton

Brockton, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 94,267
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.75

7. Newburyport

Newburyport, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 17,662
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.71

8. Lowell

Lowell, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 108,491
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.63

9. Malden

Malden, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 60,309
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.62

10. New Bedford

New Bedford, Massachusetts

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 94,873
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.48

There You Have It

If you’re measuring the cities in Massachusetts where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Massachusetts, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Revere
  2. Melrose
  3. Taunton

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Massachusetts

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Woburn 1 38,826 1.49
Gardner 2 20,279 1.34
Boston 3 639,594 1.23
Westfield 4 41,371 1.06
Springfield 5 153,836 1.01
Brockton 6 94,267 0.75
Newburyport 7 17,662 0.71
Lowell 8 108,491 0.63
Malden 9 60,309 0.62
New Bedford 10 94,873 0.48
Cambridge 11 106,844 0.48
Beverly 12 40,370 0.45
Lynn 13 91,289 0.44
Quincy 14 92,920 0.42
Pittsfield 15 44,226 0.4
Gloucester 16 29,237 0.39
Northampton 17 28,637 0.37
Fall River 18 88,756 0.35
Lawrence 19 77,364 0.29
Peabody 20 51,868 0.28
Somerville 21 77,560 0.19
North Adams 22 13,563 0.18
Marlborough 23 39,141 0.16
Newton 24 86,945 0.11
Attleboro 25 43,774 0.1
Waltham 26 61,908 0.1
Worcester 27 182,511 0.08
Chicopee 28 55,603 0.04
Haverhill 29 61,769 0.04
Fitchburg 30 40,419 0.02
Salem 31 42,321 0.02
Leominster 32 40,954 0.02
Chelsea 33 37,084 0.01
Holyoke 34 40,079 0.01
Medford 35 56,981 0.01
Taunton 36 56,056 0.01
Melrose 37 27,509 0.01
Revere 38 53,258 0.0

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