Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Which of the cities in Massachusetts are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Massachusetts residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Bay State:
- Woburn (Photos)
- Gardner (Photos)
- Boston (Photos)
- Westfield (Photos)
- Springfield (Photos)
- Brockton (Photos)
- Newburyport (Photos)
- Lowell (Photos)
- Malden (Photos)
- New Bedford (Photos)
Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Massachusetts, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.
We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Massachusetts are, too.
Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.
And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in Massachusetts or the worst places to live in Massachusetts.
What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Massachusetts?
In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Massachusetts purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.
We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Additionally, we only looked at the 38 places in Massachusetts with over 5,000 people.
1. Woburn
Population: 39,220
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.47
2. Gardner
Population: 20,334
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.33
3. Boston
Population: 658,279
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.19
4. Westfield
Population: 41,486
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.05
5. Springfield
Population: 153,991
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.01
6. Brockton
Population: 94,813
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.74
7. Newburyport
Population: 17,837
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.71
8. Lowell
Population: 109,871
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.62
9. Malden
Population: 60,732
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.61
10. New Bedford
Population: 94,988
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.48
There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Massachusetts
If you’re measuring the cities in Massachusetts where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.
If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Massachusetts, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?
- Revere
- Melrose
- Taunton
For more Massachusetts reading , check out:
- These Are The 10 Worst Places To Live In Massachusetts
- These Are The 10 Dumbest Cities In Massachusetts
- These Are The 10 Snobbiest Places In Massachusetts
Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Massachusetts
City | Rank |
---|---|
Woburn | 1 |
Gardner | 2 |
Boston | 3 |
Westfield | 4 |
Springfield | 5 |
Brockton | 6 |
Newburyport | 7 |
Lowell | 8 |
Malden | 9 |
New Bedford | 10 |
Cambridge | 11 |
Beverly | 12 |
Lynn | 13 |
Quincy | 14 |
Pittsfield | 15 |
Gloucester | 16 |
Northampton | 17 |
Fall River | 18 |
Peabody | 19 |
Lawrence | 20 |
Somerville | 21 |
North Adams | 22 |
Marlborough | 23 |
Newton | 24 |
Attleboro | 25 |
Waltham | 26 |
Worcester | 27 |
Chicopee | 28 |
Haverhill | 29 |
Fitchburg | 30 |
Salem | 31 |
Leominster | 32 |
Chelsea | 33 |
Holyoke | 34 |
Medford | 35 |
Taunton | 36 |
Melrose | 37 |
Revere | 38 |