Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Which of the cities in Missouri are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Missouri residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Show Me State:
- Warrensburg (Photos)
- Branson (Photos)
- Wentzville (Photos)
- Macon (Photos)
- West Plains (Photos)
- Dexter (Photos)
- Overland (Photos)
Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Missouri, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.
We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Missouri are, too.
Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.
What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Missouri?
In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Missouri purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.
We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Additionally, we only looked at the 83 places in Missouri with over 5,000 people.
Population: 6,838Orders Per 1,000 People: 6.42
Population: 19,932Orders Per 1,000 People: 5.33
Population: 11,158Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.23
Population: 5,297 Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.83
Population: 34,176Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.33
Population: 5,463Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.24
7. West Plains
Population: 12,259Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.22
Population: 7,934Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.16
Population: 15,932Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.15
Population: 20,520 Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.95
There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Missouri
If you’re measuring the cities in Missouri where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.
If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Missouri, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?
- Dardenne Prairie
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