These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Missouri


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Missouri like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Missouri are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Missouri residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Show Me State:

  1. Sullivan
  2. Warrensburg (Photos)
  3. Branson (Photos)
  4. Waynesville
  5. Wentzville (Photos)
  6. Macon (Photos)
  7. West Plains (Photos)
  8. Dexter (Photos)
  9. Overland (Photos)
  10. Nixa

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Missouri, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Missouri are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in Missouri or the worst places to live in Missouri.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Missouri?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Missouri purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 83 places in Missouri with over 5,000 people.

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1. Sullivan

Sullivan, Missouri

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 6,838
Orders Per 1,000 People: 6.42

2. Warrensburg

Warrensburg, Missouri

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 19,932
Orders Per 1,000 People: 5.33

3. Branson

Branson, Missouri

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 11,158
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.23

4. Waynesville


Population: 5,297
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.83

5. Wentzville

Wentzville, Missouri

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 34,176
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.33

6. Macon

Macon, Missouri

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 5,463
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.24

7. West Plains

West Plains, Missouri

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 12,259
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.22

8. Dexter

Dexter, Missouri

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,934
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.16

9. Overland

Overland, Missouri

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 15,932
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.15

10. Nixa


Population: 20,520
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.95

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Missouri

If you’re measuring the cities in Missouri where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Missouri, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Hazelwood
  2. Dardenne Prairie
  3. Bridgeton

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Missouri

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Sullivan 1 6,838 6.42
Warrensburg 2 19,932 5.33
Branson 3 11,158 2.23
Waynesville 4 5,297 1.83
Wentzville 5 34,176 1.33
Macon 6 5,463 1.24
West Plains 7 12,259 1.22
Dexter 8 7,934 1.16
Overland 9 15,932 1.15
Nixa 10 20,520 0.95
Kansas City 11 471,767 0.91
Kennett 12 10,500 0.89
Sikeston 13 16,464 0.83
Excelsior Springs 14 11,480 0.74
Springfield 15 165,138 0.7
Town And Country 16 11,001 0.7
Monett 17 8,954 0.67
Warrenton 18 8,077 0.67
Ozark 19 18,867 0.56
Bolivar 20 10,592 0.52
Savannah 21 5,103 0.51
Carthage 22 14,247 0.51
Olivette 23 7,830 0.49
Columbia 24 117,165 0.45
Joplin 25 51,231 0.42
Cameron 26 10,150 0.41
Aurora 27 7,473 0.4
Independence 28 117,217 0.4
Poplar Bluff 29 17,198 0.37
Maryville 30 11,957 0.32
Marshfield 31 6,958 0.3
Liberty 32 30,239 0.29
Fulton 33 12,886 0.29
Jefferson City 34 43,143 0.27
Cape Girardeau 35 39,200 0.27
Carl Junction 36 7,634 0.25
Sunset Hills 37 8,515 0.22
Grandview 38 25,126 0.21
Harrisonville 39 10,002 0.21
Rolla 40 19,904 0.21
Trenton 41 5,946 0.2
Sedalia 42 21,441 0.2
Lebanon 43 14,652 0.15
Pacific 44 6,246 0.14
Perryville 45 8,374 0.14
Republic 46 15,766 0.13
Ballwin 47 30,431 0.13
Marshall 48 12,984 0.13
Smithville 49 9,069 0.12
Hannibal 50 17,707 0.12
Caruthersville 51 5,941 0.12
Troy 52 11,374 0.11
Pleasant Hill 53 8,272 0.11
Nevada 54 8,388 0.11
Boonville 55 8,397 0.11
Neosho 56 12,144 0.11
Kirksville 57 17,592 0.1
Lee’S Summit 58 94,257 0.1
Kearney 59 9,259 0.1
Willard 60 5,447 0.09
Valley Park 61 6,956 0.09
Maryland Heights 62 27,359 0.08
Arnold 63 21,196 0.07
Washington 64 14,012 0.06
Manchester 65 18,183 0.06
Florissant 66 52,218 0.06
Moberly 67 13,867 0.05
Chesterfield 68 47,717 0.05
Webb City 69 11,052 0.05
Bonne Terre 70 7,109 0.04
Blue Springs 71 53,641 0.04
Mexico 72 11,622 0.03
Clinton 73 8,989 0.03
O’Fallon 74 84,018 0.03
Chillicothe 75 9,199 0.02
Richmond 76 5,638 0.02
Festus 77 11,929 0.02
Grain Valley 78 13,273 0.02
Farmington 79 17,881 0.01
Raymore 80 20,107 0.01
Bridgeton 81 11,698 0.01
Dardenne Prairie 82 12,692 0.01
Hazelwood 83 25,604 0.0

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