These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Missouri

Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Missouri are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Missouri residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Show Me State:

1. Sullivan
2. Warrensburg (Photos)
3. Branson (Photos)
4. Waynesville
5. Wentzville (Photos)
6. Macon (Photos)
7. West Plains (Photos)
8. Dexter (Photos)
9. Overland (Photos)
10. Nixa

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Missouri, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Missouri are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in Missouri or the worst places to live in Missouri.

What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Missouri?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Missouri purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 83 places in Missouri with over 5,000 people.

1. Sullivan

Population: 6,838
Orders Per 1,000 People: 6.42

2. Warrensburg

Population: 19,932
Orders Per 1,000 People: 5.33

3. Branson

Population: 11,158
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.23

4. Waynesville

Population: 5,297
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.83

5. Wentzville

Population: 34,176
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.33

6. Macon

Population: 5,463
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.24

7. West Plains

Population: 12,259
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.22

8. Dexter

Population: 7,934
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.16

9. Overland

Population: 15,932
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.15

10. Nixa

Population: 20,520
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.95

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Missouri

If you’re measuring the cities in Missouri where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Missouri, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

1. Hazelwood
2. Dardenne Prairie
3. Bridgeton

For more Missouri reading , check out:

• These Are The 10 Worst Places To Live In Missouri
• These Are The 10 Most Boring Places In Missouri
• These Are The 10 Snobbiest Cities In Missouri

Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Missouri