These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In South Dakota


Using online order history, we can tell which places in South Dakota like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in South Dakota are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of South Dakota residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Mount Rushmore State:

  1. Sioux Falls (Photos)
  2. Spearfish (Photos)
  3. Aberdeen (Photos)
  4. Rapid City (Photos)
  5. Brookings (Photos)
  6. Yankton (Photos)
  7. Mitchell (Photos)
  8. Pierre (Photos)
  9. Watertown (Photos)
  10. Vermillion (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in South Dakota, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in South Dakota are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in South Dakota or the worst places to live in South Dakota.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in South Dakota?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in South Dakota purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 14 places in South Dakota with over 5,000 people.

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1. Sioux Falls

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 167,884
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.22

2. Spearfish

Spearfish, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 11,176
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.0

3. Aberdeen

Aberdeen, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 27,783
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.71

4. Rapid City

Rapid City, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 72,441
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.68

5. Brookings

Brookings, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 23,292
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.64

6. Yankton

Yankton, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 14,585
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.58

7. Mitchell

Mitchell, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 15,610
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.53

8. Pierre

Pierre, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 13,959
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.52

9. Watertown

Watertown, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 22,026
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.37

10. Vermillion

Vermillion, South Dakota

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 10,778
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.22

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of South Dakota

If you’re measuring the cities in South Dakota where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in South Dakota, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Madison
  2. Belle Fourche
  3. Sturgis

For more South Dakota reading , check out:

Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In South Dakota

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Sioux Falls 1 167,884 1.22
Spearfish 2 11,176 1.0
Aberdeen 3 27,783 0.71
Rapid City 4 72,441 0.68
Brookings 5 23,292 0.64
Yankton 6 14,585 0.58
Mitchell 7 15,610 0.53
Pierre 8 13,959 0.52
Watertown 9 22,026 0.37
Vermillion 10 10,778 0.22
Huron 11 13,149 0.2
Sturgis 12 6,711 0.12
Belle Fourche 13 5,696 0.05
Madison 14 7,101 0.01

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