These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Vermont

Using online order history, we can tell which places in Vermont like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Vermont are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Vermont residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Green Mountain State:

  1. Burlington (Photos)
  2. Montpelier (Photos)
  3. Rutland
  4. Bellows Falls (Photos)
  5. Winooski (Photos)
  6. South Burlington (Photos)
  7. Vergennes (Photos)
  8. Essex Junction (Photos)
  9. Barre
  10. Morrisville (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Vermont, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Vermont are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in Vermont or the worst places to live in Vermont.


What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Vermont?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Vermont purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 10 places in Vermont with over 5,000 people.


1. Burlington

Burlington, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 42,556
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.22

2. Montpelier

Montpelier, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,662
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.83

3. Rutland

Rutland, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 15,921
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.34

4. Bellows Falls

Bellows Falls, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 3,032
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.3

5. Winooski

Winooski, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,209
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.11

6. South Burlington

South Burlington, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 18,704
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.1

7. Vergennes

Vergennes, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 2,631
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.08

8. Essex Junction

Essex Junction, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 9,922
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.06

9. Barre

Barre, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 8,831
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.06

10. Morrisville

Morrisville, Vermont

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 2,270
Orders Per 1,000 People: 0.04

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Vermont

If you’re measuring the cities in Vermont where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Vermont, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Morrisville
  2. Barre
  3. Essex Junction

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Vermont

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Burlington 1 42,556 2.22
Montpelier 2 7,662 1.83
Rutland 3 15,921 1.34
Bellows Falls 4 3,032 0.3
Winooski 5 7,209 0.11
South Burlington 6 18,704 0.1
Vergennes 7 2,631 0.08
Essex Junction 8 9,922 0.06
Barre 9 8,831 0.06
Morrisville 10 2,270 0.04