These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Washington


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Washington like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Washington are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Washington residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Evergreen State:

  1. Tukwila (Photos)
  2. Bellevue (Photos)
  3. Burlington (Photos)
  4. Port Orchard (Photos)
  5. Ferndale (Photos)
  6. Gig Harbor (Photos)
  7. Everett (Photos)
  8. Kennewick (Photos)
  9. Burien (Photos)
  10. East Wenatchee (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Washington, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Washington are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

And if you already knew these places were a little kinky, check out the best places to live in Washington or the worst places to live in Washington.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use for cities in Washington?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Washington purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 83 places in Washington with over 5,000 people.

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1. Tukwila

Tukwila, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 19,878
Orders Per 1,000 People: 9.38

2. Bellevue

Bellevue, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 136,718
Orders Per 1,000 People: 6.16

3. Burlington

Burlington, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 8,572
Orders Per 1,000 People: 4.75

4. Port Orchard

Port Orchard, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 13,265
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.8

5. Ferndale

Ferndale, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 12,666
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.03

6. Gig Harbor

Gig Harbor, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 8,307
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.84

7. Everett

Everett, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 106,580
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.02

8. Kennewick

Kennewick, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 77,975
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.98

9. Burien

Burien, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 50,187
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.52

10. East Wenatchee

East Wenatchee, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 13,589
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.48

There You Have It — The Kinkiest Of Washington

If you’re measuring the cities in Washington where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Washington, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Sammamish
  2. Lynnwood
  3. Maple Valley

For more Washington reading , check out:

Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Washington

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Tukwila 1 19,878 9.38
Bellevue 2 136,718 6.16
Burlington 3 8,572 4.75
Port Orchard 4 13,265 3.8
Ferndale 5 12,666 3.03
Gig Harbor 6 8,307 2.84
Everett 7 106,580 2.02
Kennewick 8 77,975 1.98
Burien 9 50,187 1.52
East Wenatchee 10 13,589 1.48
Ephrata 11 7,980 1.39
Tumwater 12 21,684 1.39
Ellensburg 13 18,957 1.18
Seattle 14 668,849 1.01
Bremerton 15 39,388 0.98
Aberdeen 16 16,335 0.97
Spokane 17 212,078 0.97
Tacoma 18 205,602 0.92
Cheney 19 11,479 0.9
Federal Way 20 93,986 0.84
Olympia 21 49,608 0.75
Yelm 22 8,066 0.74
Longview 23 36,720 0.59
Woodland 24 5,684 0.55
Walla Walla 25 31,952 0.53
Liberty Lake 26 8,566 0.51
Vancouver 27 169,982 0.51
Pullman 28 32,176 0.48
Wenatchee 29 33,257 0.47
Moses Lake 30 21,846 0.43
Redmond 31 59,268 0.41
Kirkland 32 85,812 0.4
Ocean Shores 33 5,673 0.28
Sequim 34 6,736 0.21
Port Angeles 35 19,420 0.18
North Bend 36 6,475 0.17
Yakima 37 93,338 0.16
Port Townsend 38 9,286 0.14
Prosser 39 5,860 0.14
Richland 40 53,227 0.12
Connell 41 5,414 0.11
Othello 42 7,726 0.1
Woodinville 43 11,549 0.08
Bellingham 44 84,462 0.06
Shelton 45 9,832 0.06
Sunnyside 46 16,217 0.06
West Richland 47 13,407 0.04
Clarkston 48 7,314 0.04
Toppenish 49 8,977 0.03
Ridgefield 50 6,112 0.03
Renton 51 98,499 0.03
Steilacoom 52 6,175 0.03
Snoqualmie 53 12,510 0.03
Bonney Lake 54 19,022 0.03
Bainbridge Island 55 23,576 0.03
Marysville 56 64,955 0.03
Snohomish 57 9,551 0.02
Poulsbo 58 9,806 0.02
Mount Vernon 59 33,388 0.02
Puyallup 60 39,274 0.02
Mercer Island 61 24,467 0.02
Pasco 62 68,567 0.02
Arlington 63 18,749 0.02
Kent 64 125,492 0.02
Issaquah 65 34,728 0.01
Quincy 66 7,248 0.01
Chehalis 67 7,340 0.01
Bothell 68 43,153 0.01
Dupont 69 9,224 0.01
Lakewood 70 59,489 0.01
Kenmore 71 21,830 0.01
Grandview 72 11,098 0.01
Oak Harbor 73 22,544 0.01
Kelso 74 11,871 0.01
Washougal 75 14,987 0.01
Lacey 76 45,644 0.01
Centralia 77 16,729 0.01
Monroe 78 17,906 0.01
Covington 79 19,172 0.01
Edmonds 80 41,020 0.0
Maple Valley 81 25,093 0.0
Lynnwood 82 36,861 0.0
Sammamish 83 62,136 0.0