These Are The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Washington


Using online order history, we can tell which places in Washington like to spice it up in the sack most often.

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Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the cities in Washington are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Washington residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in the Evergreen State:

  1. Tukwila (Photos)
  2. Bellevue (Photos)
  3. Burlington (Photos)
  4. Port Orchard (Photos)
  5. Ferndale (Photos)
  6. Gig Harbor (Photos)
  7. Everett (Photos)
  8. Kennewick (Photos)
  9. Tumwater (Photos)
  10. Burien (Photos)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Washington, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Washington are, too.

Read on below to see where your home town ranked and why.

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What sex crazed criteria did we use?

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Washington purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 83 places in Washington with over 5,000 people.

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1. Tukwila

Tukwila, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 19,573
Orders Per 1,000 People: 9.53

2. Bellevue

Bellevue, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 132,268
Orders Per 1,000 People: 6.37

3. Burlington

Burlington, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 8,466
Orders Per 1,000 People: 4.81

4. Port Orchard

Port Orchard, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 12,715
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.96

5. Ferndale

Ferndale, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 12,040
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.19

6. Gig Harbor

Gig Harbor, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 7,620
Orders Per 1,000 People: 3.1

7. Everett

Everett, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 104,708
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.06

8. Kennewick

Kennewick, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 75,971
Orders Per 1,000 People: 2.03

9. Tumwater

Tumwater, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 18,128
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.66

10. Burien

Burien, Washington

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 49,291
Orders Per 1,000 People: 1.55

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There You Have It

If you’re measuring the cities in Washington where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.

If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Washington, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?

  1. Sammamish
  2. Lynnwood
  3. Maple Valley

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Detailed List Of The Kinkiest Cities In Washington

City Rank Population Orders Per 1K People
Tukwila 1 19,573 9.53
Bellevue 2 132,268 6.37
Burlington 3 8,466 4.81
Port Orchard 4 12,715 3.96
Ferndale 5 12,040 3.19
Gig Harbor 6 7,620 3.1
Everett 7 104,708 2.06
Kennewick 8 75,971 2.03
Tumwater 9 18,128 1.66
Burien 10 49,291 1.55
East Wenatchee 11 13,403 1.5
Ephrata 12 7,888 1.41
Ellensburg 13 18,455 1.21
Seattle 14 637,850 1.06
Bremerton 15 38,664 1.0
Spokane 16 210,142 0.98
Aberdeen 17 16,544 0.96
Cheney 18 11,014 0.94
Tacoma 19 201,794 0.93
Federal Way 20 91,676 0.86
Yelm 21 7,398 0.81
Olympia 22 47,847 0.78
Longview 23 36,589 0.59
Woodland 24 5,535 0.56
Liberty Lake 25 8,027 0.55
Walla Walla 26 31,895 0.53
Vancouver 27 165,554 0.53
Pullman 28 30,851 0.5
Wenatchee 29 32,627 0.48
Moses Lake 30 21,141 0.44
Redmond 31 56,704 0.43
Kirkland 32 83,320 0.41
Ocean Shores 33 5,609 0.29
Sequim 34 6,651 0.21
Port Angeles 35 19,125 0.18
North Bend 36 6,127 0.18
Yakima 37 92,806 0.16
Port Townsend 38 9,168 0.14
Prosser 39 5,793 0.14
Richland 40 51,116 0.13
Connell 41 5,130 0.12
Othello 42 7,524 0.11
Woodinville 43 11,201 0.08
Bellingham 44 82,080 0.06
Shelton 45 9,798 0.06
Sunnyside 46 16,038 0.06
West Richland 47 12,680 0.05
Clarkston 48 7,318 0.04
Ridgefield 49 5,373 0.04
Snoqualmie 50 11,625 0.03
Renton 51 95,479 0.03
Toppenish 52 9,007 0.03
Bonney Lake 53 18,040 0.03
Steilacoom 54 6,083 0.03
Bainbridge Island 55 23,206 0.03
Marysville 56 62,472 0.03
Snohomish 57 9,326 0.02
Poulsbo 58 9,436 0.02
Mount Vernon 59 32,356 0.02
Puyallup 60 38,092 0.02
Mercer Island 61 23,636 0.02
Pasco 62 65,858 0.02
Arlington 63 18,370 0.02
Kent 64 122,620 0.02
Issaquah 65 32,551 0.02
Bothell 66 34,920 0.01
Quincy 67 7,075 0.01
Chehalis 68 7,265 0.01
Dupont 69 8,851 0.01
Lakewood 70 58,890 0.01
Kenmore 71 21,263 0.01
Grandview 72 11,023 0.01
Oak Harbor 73 22,220 0.01
Kelso 74 11,837 0.01
Washougal 75 14,563 0.01
Lacey 76 44,031 0.01
Centralia 77 16,664 0.01
Monroe 78 17,564 0.01
Covington 79 18,361 0.01
Edmonds 80 40,343 0.0
Maple Valley 81 24,040 0.0
Lynnwood 82 36,267 0.0
Sammamish 83 49,077 0.0

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