The 10 Drunkest Cities In Montana For 2024

We used Saturday Night Science to determine the drunkest cities in Montana.

Is there anything wrong with being called the drunkest city in Montana? I mean, the state’s motto should be “Big State. Big Beer.”

Here’s what’s interesting about Montana: You drink. A LOT. Not as much as the lushes in New Hampshire and Delaware, but still, Montana is 6th in the U.S. for alcohol consumption.

Residents average something like 26 beers a year each.

Hey, we’re not judging. Kinda sounds like you’re making the best of it.

How do you decide how much a city within a state drinks? By the number of available places to buy booze, and by how often people are talking about drinking, that’s how.

Plus, we thought why not add in a stereotype? Studies have indicated that when one or both partners in a marriage are alcoholics, that couple is three times more likely to divorce. Montana’s divorce rate is just about the highest in the nation, too.

After analyzing all cities with a decent amount of people in them, we came up with this list as The Drunkest Places in Montana:

The 10 Drunkest Cities In Montana

  1. Hamilton
  2. Missoula
  3. Billings
  4. Red Lodge
  5. Bozeman
  6. Whitehall
  7. Whitefish
  8. Great Falls
  9. West Yellowstone
  10. Bigfork

Read on below to see how your city might have fared.

For more reading on Montana, check out:

What drunken criteria did we use?

  • Number of bars and pubs per capita
  • Number of wineries per capita
  • Number of liquor stores per capita
  • Each city’s drunk related tweets within the last week
  • Each city’s divorce rate

For geo-located tweets, we measured the following raw number of tweets that came from within a city’s general area: #Drunk, #Party, #Beer, #Wine and #Cocktails

Note: For the sake of getting reliable numbers, we counted places within a city’s border, as well as within a short driving distance.

1. Hamilton

Hamilton, MT

Source: Wikipedia User Itsa Ortiz | CC BY 2.0

Population: 4,393
Divorce rate: 19.5%
Bars per capita: 3rd
Liquor stores per capita: 10th
When you look at the number of bars per capita in Hamilton, and consider the astronomically high divorce rate, it’s pretty clear that the residents of this tiny mountain town are pretty drunk fairly often.

Holy Matrimony, Hamilton. 1 in 5 of you have decided that marriage wasn’t for you anymore. It’s not evident whether or not the number of bars here contributed to the divorce factor, or there are lots of bars to keep the newly single occupied, but either way, this place is a drunken enclave just south of Missoula.

2. Missoula

Missoula, MT

Source: Wikipedia User w:en:Dsetay | CC BY 2.0

Population: 66,982
Divorce rate: 12.6%
Bars per capita: 12th
Liquor stores per capita: 14th

No surprises here. Missoula has lots of bars and restaurants that serve booze, and it’s home to the University of Montana, which received an A’ by for its party scene. People have commented that Missoula has the best downtown party scene of just about any college they visited.

And they really appreciate good beer here, too. There are 10 breweries here, and it’s home to the Montana Fall Brewers Festival.

And Twitter was afire with drunken Tweets as well. This was a gem:

“I feel like unless your part of the drunk every night club u just don’t fit in missoula mt”

3. Billings

Billings, MT

Source: Wikipedia User Sara goth | CC BY-SA 3.0

Population: 104,364
Divorce rate: 14%
Bars per capita: 13th
Liquor stores per capita: 17th

Montana’s largest city has, understandably the most bars in the state. Plus, there were, at last count, 7 breweries here.

Twitter was a lot quieter than you might expect for such a large city. We were alerted to a story that indicated that drunk calls, public disturbances and homeless intoxication reports were actually on the decline.

So maybe Billings is growing up? How boring of them.

4. Red Lodge

Red Lodge, MT

Source: Public domain

Population: 2,353
Divorce rate: 15.2%
Bars per capita: 1st
Liquor stores per capita: 9th

If you’ve ever driven been to Red Lodge, you’d know that there are a ton of bars jam packed along Route 212 right downtown. For a city of just about 2,000 people, there’s more booze here per person that anywhere else in the state.

And when you consider that the divorce rate is high – even for Montana standards – you can understand how little Red Lodge, located about 5 or 10 beers south of Billings, ranked so high on this list.

5. Bozeman

Bozeman, MT

Source: Public domain

Population: 37,619
Divorce rate: 7.3%
Bars per capita: 18th
Liquor stores per capita: 17th gave Bozeman a B+ for its party scene, noting that the house parties here are hit and miss. But everyone agreed that there is plenty of booze to go around for everyone. Bozeman also has 6 breweries at last count.

You can just about trip and fall into a bar along West Main Street in Bozeman. We’re pretty sure that lots of people do just that every night.

What did Twitter have to say? Lots. This was a good one:

“Man reported that he thought he was assaulted. Investigation showed he was too drunk to remember if anything happened.”

6. Whitehall

Population: 1,097
Divorce rate: 16%
Bars per capita: 2nd
Liquor stores per capita: 17th

Teeny little Whitehall only has a few bars, but how many does a town of 1,000 people need? There’s probably a barstool for every person in town if you think about it. And, in looking at the divorce rate, it sounds like they’re filled pretty often.

Whitehall is along I-90 just a short drive east of Butte. But we’re pretty sure the residents in Whitehall have all of the back roads memorized by now.

7. Whitefish

Whitefish, MT

Source: Wikipedia User Elkman | GFDL

Population: 6,402
Divorce rate: 11%
Bars per capita: 10th
Liquor stores per capita: 19th

Whitefish has two breweries and a lots of bars and restaurants which serve liquor. Within a 5 block radius, we counted 11 of them. That’s a lot for a town of just over 6,000 people. In total, it looks like there are about 15 places in this drunken little place about 4 beers north of Flathead Lake.

8. Great Falls

Great Falls, MT

Source: Wikipedia User Montanabw | CC BY-SA 3.0

Population: 58,498
Divorce rate: 13.5%
Bars per capita: 13th
Liquor stores per capita: 16th

Like the falls nearby, the booze is certainly overflowing in the third biggest city in the state. And Great Falls is home to the Sip n Dip Lounge, what GQ Magazine called one of the 10 most famous bars in the world. Here, women dressed as mermaids swim by a large glass wall that faces the bar.

There are also three breweries here.

9. West Yellowstone

West Yellowstone, MT

Source: Flickr User kla4067 | CC BY-SA 2.0

Population: 1,413
Divorce rate: 17%
Bars per capita: 3rd
Liquor stores per capita: 5th

Whether or not it’s the locals or the tourists who are getting bleary eyed till the wee hours every night, when you look at the number of bars and liquor stores here, it’s crystal clear – West Yellowstone is drunk fairly often.

There’s almost more alcohol per person than anywhere else in Montana when you count the bars and restaurants that serve liquor. And it seems to be pretty popular among Chinese tourists as well. Do the Chinese drink a lot? We don’t know – and Twitter wasn’t any help, either. Twitter must not be popular in China.

10. Bigfork

Population: 4,356
Divorce rate: 10.5%
Bars per capita: 3rd
Liquor stores per capita: 6th

Bigfork is a small place at the banks of Flathead Lake, where locals pull their boats in and get inebriated before heading off back to their own docks toget more drunk. In fact, you’d be hard pressed to find anyone out on Flathead Lake in the summer that didn’t have a drink in their hand.

God Bless America.

There You Have It

If you’re measuring the locations in Montana where there are a high number of divorced people, bars and liquor stores, and where people are talking about drinking the most often, this is an accurate list.

For more reading on Montana, check out:

About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

One thought on “The 10 Drunkest Cities In Montana For 2024

  1. Apparently you have never been to Livingston, MT, last time I was there 21 bars and that is just plain crazy!

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