The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Wisconsin For 2022


If you can’t score in these cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Wisconsin.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Wisconsin.

For example, La Crosse, Wisconsin has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Wisconsin if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 81 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Wisconsin:

Are you trying to find love in Wisconsin?

You might be thinking, "River Falls?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in River Falls, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Wisconsin, according to science? That would be Suamico. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Wisconsin For 2022

River Falls, WI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 86.3
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 15,870
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on River Falls:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

La Crosse, WI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 84.1
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 51,543
Bars: 18
Colleges: 3
More on La Crosse:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Glendale, WI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 82.8
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 12,890
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Glendale:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Madison, WI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.5
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 258,366
Bars: 61
Colleges: 9
More on Madison:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Platteville, WI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.2
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 1)
Population: 12,113
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Platteville:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Wisconsin Rapids, WI

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.1
Rank Last Year: 9 (Up 3)
Population: 17,691
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Wisconsin Rapids:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Eau Claire, WI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.9
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 2)
Population: 68,720
Bars: 2
Colleges: 3
More on Eau Claire:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Onalaska, WI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.8
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 18,814
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Onalaska:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Menomonie, WI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.5
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 16,479
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Menomonie:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Whitewater, WI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 14,762
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Whitewater:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Badger State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Wisconsin, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Wisconsin. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Wisconsin, that meant a total of 81 cities.

Read on to see why River Falls is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Wisconsin for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Wisconsin where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Wisconsin, according to science:

  1. Suamico
  2. Muskego
  3. Caledonia

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Wisconsin For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 River Falls, WI 15,870 4
2 La Crosse, WI 51,543 18
3 Glendale, WI 12,890 3
4 Madison, WI 258,366 61
5 Platteville, WI 12,113 4
6 Wisconsin Rapids, WI 17,691 4
7 Eau Claire, WI 68,720 2
8 Onalaska, WI 18,814 2
9 Menomonie, WI 16,479 2
10 Whitewater, WI 14,762 2
11 Elkhorn, WI 10,034 2
12 Milwaukee, WI 592,649 51
13 Kenosha, WI 99,767 3
14 Stevens Point, WI 26,144 6
15 Shorewood, WI 13,248 3
16 Oshkosh, WI 66,753 20
17 Superior, WI 26,260 5
18 Waukesha, WI 72,419 2
19 Cudahy, WI 18,211 3
20 Janesville, WI 64,415 3
21 Green Bay, WI 104,508 7
22 Manitowoc, WI 32,558 2
23 West Allis, WI 59,861 2
24 De Pere, WI 25,009 5
25 Watertown, WI 23,561 2
26 Baraboo, WI 12,133 3
27 Appleton, WI 73,891 16
28 Wauwatosa, WI 48,143 5
29 Menasha, WI 18,280 17
30 Hudson, WI 13,912 5
31 Middleton, WI 19,764 13
32 Marshfield, WI 18,214 2
33 South Milwaukee, WI 20,857 3
34 Cedarburg, WI 11,592 6
35 Neenah, WI 26,083 3
36 Sheboygan, WI 48,153 3
37 Mequon, WI 24,357 2
38 Two Rivers, WI 11,079 3
39 Brown Deer, WI 11,987 2
40 Allouez, WI 13,853 3
41 Monroe, WI 10,573 5
42 Racine, WI 76,893 4
43 Grafton, WI 11,718 2
44 Ashwaubenon, WI 17,130 3
45 Marinette, WI 10,566 2
46 Fort Atkinson, WI 12,455 4
47 Whitefish Bay, WI 13,890 2
48 Verona, WI 13,215 3
49 Franklin, WI 36,013 2
50 Burlington, WI 10,911 2
51 Pleasant Prairie, WI 20,969 2
52 Stoughton, WI 13,146 6
53 Mount Pleasant, WI 27,008 4
54 Beaver Dam, WI 16,322 2
55 Sun Prairie, WI 33,954 2
56 Port Washington, WI 11,881 3
57 Oak Creek, WI 36,321 4
58 Bellevue, WI 15,812 2
59 West Bend, WI 31,587 5
60 Howard, WI 19,879 2
61 Fitchburg, WI 30,032 2
62 Greendale, WI 14,160 2
63 Waupun, WI 11,264 2
64 Menomonee Falls, WI 37,611 3
65 Portage, WI 10,412 3
66 Little Chute, WI 11,704 2
67 Deforest, WI 10,473 2
68 Holmen, WI 10,023 2
69 Chippewa Falls, WI 14,197 2
70 Sussex, WI 10,884 2
71 Plover, WI 12,981 2
72 Hartford, WI 15,228 3
73 Weston, WI 15,139 2
74 Oregon, WI 10,513 2
75 Kaukauna, WI 16,165 2
76 Oconomowoc, WI 16,931 2
77 Waunakee, WI 13,903 3
78 Richfield, WI 11,782 2
79 Caledonia, WI 25,182 2
80 Muskego, WI 25,077 2
81 Suamico, WI 12,890 2

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About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.