The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Wisconsin For 2021


If you can’t score in these cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2021. This is our seventh time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Wisconsin.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Wisconsin.

For example, La Crosse, Wisconsin has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Wisconsin if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 79 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Wisconsin:

Are you trying to find love in Wisconsin?

You might be thinking, "River Falls?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in River Falls, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Wisconsin, according to science? That would be Muskego. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Wisconsin For 2021

River Falls, WI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 85.6
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 15,638
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on River Falls:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

La Crosse, WI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.9
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 51,666
Bars: 17
Colleges: 3
More on La Crosse:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Glendale, WI

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 76.0
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 12,943
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Glendale:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Madison, WI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.8
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 254,977
Bars: 60
Colleges: 9
More on Madison:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Eau Claire, WI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.4
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 2)
Population: 68,187
Bars: 1
Colleges: 3
More on Eau Claire:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Platteville, WI

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.6
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 12,264
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Platteville:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Milwaukee, WI

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.1
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 594,548
Bars: 50
Colleges: 13
More on Milwaukee:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Onalaska, WI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.0
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 5)
Population: 18,662
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Onalaska:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Wisconsin Rapids, WI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.4
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 2)
Population: 17,770
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Wisconsin Rapids:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Whitewater, WI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 64.2
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 14,722
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
More on Whitewater:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Badger State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Wisconsin, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2015-2019 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Wisconsin. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Wisconsin, that meant a total of 79 cities.

Read on to see why River Falls is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Wisconsin for 2021

If you're looking at cities in Wisconsin where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Wisconsin, according to science:

  1. Muskego
  2. Caledonia
  3. Suamico

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Wisconsin For 2021

Rank City Population Bars
1 River Falls, WI 15,638 3
2 La Crosse, WI 51,666 17
3 Glendale, WI 12,943 2
4 Madison, WI 254,977 60
5 Eau Claire, WI 68,187 1
6 Platteville, WI 12,264 3
7 Milwaukee, WI 594,548 50
8 Onalaska, WI 18,662 1
9 Wisconsin Rapids, WI 17,770 3
10 Whitewater, WI 14,722 1
11 Menomonie, WI 16,408 1
12 Kenosha, WI 99,688 2
13 Stevens Point, WI 26,229 5
14 Shorewood, WI 13,290 2
15 Oshkosh, WI 66,773 19
16 Waukesha, WI 72,412 1
17 Brown Deer, WI 11,965 1
18 Superior, WI 26,223 4
19 West Allis, WI 60,025 1
20 Manitowoc, WI 32,702 1
21 Cudahy, WI 18,271 2
22 Appleton, WI 74,139 15
23 Green Bay, WI 104,777 6
24 Monroe, WI 10,625 4
25 Wauwatosa, WI 47,971 4
26 Baraboo, WI 12,138 2
27 Marshfield, WI 18,222 1
28 De Pere, WI 24,903 4
29 Janesville, WI 64,245 2
30 Hudson, WI 13,795 4
31 South Milwaukee, WI 20,957 2
32 Watertown, WI 23,633 1
33 Mequon, WI 24,144 1
34 Stoughton, WI 13,097 5
35 Beaver Dam, WI 16,345 1
36 Middleton, WI 19,487 12
37 Fort Atkinson, WI 12,443 3
38 Whitefish Bay, WI 13,972 1
39 Racine, WI 77,081 3
40 Two Rivers, WI 11,154 2
41 Neenah, WI 25,967 2
42 Marinette, WI 10,608 1
43 Port Washington, WI 11,761 2
44 Cedarburg, WI 11,527 5
45 Chippewa Falls, WI 14,101 1
46 Sheboygan, WI 48,327 2
47 Greendale, WI 14,176 1
48 Mount Pleasant, WI 26,928 3
49 Allouez, WI 13,882 2
50 Menasha, WI 18,114 16
51 Sun Prairie, WI 33,321 1
52 Franklin, WI 36,064 1
53 Ashwaubenon, WI 17,149 2
54 Verona, WI 13,004 2
55 Grafton, WI 11,646 1
56 Burlington, WI 10,847 1
57 Menomonee Falls, WI 37,160 2
58 West Bend, WI 31,596 4
59 Pleasant Prairie, WI 20,832 1
60 Little Chute, WI 11,484 1
61 Oregon, WI 10,353 1
62 Portage, WI 10,406 2
63 Fitchburg, WI 29,450 1
64 Waupun, WI 11,276 1
65 Weston, WI 15,110 1
66 Bellevue, WI 15,701 1
67 Howard, WI 19,658 1
68 Oak Creek, WI 36,066 3
69 Hartford, WI 14,977 2
70 Deforest, WI 10,179 1
71 Plover, WI 12,803 1
72 Oconomowoc, WI 16,698 1
73 Waunakee, WI 13,730 2
74 Kaukauna, WI 16,070 1
75 Sussex, WI 10,833 1
76 Richfield, WI 11,690 1
77 Suamico, WI 12,701 1
78 Caledonia, WI 25,120 1
79 Muskego, WI 24,946 1

How Is The Area In ?

6 thoughts on “The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Wisconsin For 2021

  1. Not exactly difficult to imagine. This hits every town with a University of Wisconsin 4 year college at the top of the list. Should have been the easiest cities to get laid if you are 20ish. Otherwise not so much.

  2. you obviously don’t know shit about wisconsin!! probably never even set foot in the state?!

  3. But as you know, plenty of amazing places are still lurking under the radar. All around the country, cities big and small offer those same amenities — a creative, laid-back vibe, a food and craft beer scene, a not-yet-ruined cool factor — at reasonable prices. They might not be the best vacation spots in America, and they might not be top-five name-brand towns. But in terms of overall quality of life and cost of living, these underappreciated cities are all dark-horse candidates to help you author your best move ever. (A final note: 13 of these are in states that went red in 2016, and of those, at least 10 are among the most LGBT-friendly towns in their respective states.)

  4. I’ve been all over the US and Wisconsin and Florida are probably the 2 easiest States to get laid in no matter what age you are. As far as what City in Wisconsin has the horniest locals, I’d have to say that record belongs to Stevens Point, not Platteville. A 45 year old guy can easily hook up with 5 or 6 early 20-some girls in a single night. Or if you’re female, you could easily find one guy that wants to hook up with you that will invite all 20 of his male friends to get a piece of the action if you so desire. Also, statistically, Stevens Point hold the record for people who spend the most time on dating sites like OkCupid and Tinder looking for sex. I think people in Stevens Point are like this because of their highly concentrated Polish population. Those Pollocks love to have fun and they waste no time.

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