The 10 Most Boring Places In Indiana For 2023


The most boring places in Indiana are Porter and Zionsville for 2023 based on Saturday Night Science.

There’s no denying it: there are plenty of places in Indiana that are downright beautiful and full of excitement.

Unfortunately, not all towns and cities in Hoosier State are so lucky.

Just like in all U.S. States, there are definitely some boring places within Indiana’s’ borders. You know the places where everyone has an AARP card and the most exciting thing they do all day is post a picture of their grandchild on Facebook.

Like Porter, for instance. In our latest analysis, we found that this city was the most boring city in all of Oklahoma according to Saturday Night Science. But don’t feel bad if you’re a resident of Porter. There are plenty of other boring, lackluster places in Indiana as well.

Here they are. Try not to jump out of your seat with excitement.

The 10 Most Boring Places In Indiana

  1. Porter
  2. Zionsville
  3. Tipton
  4. McCordsville
  5. Cicero
  6. Rochester
  7. Wabash
  8. Bedford
  9. St. John
  10. Mooresville

Don’t freak out, in fact, believe it not, a boring city is actually one a lot of people would like to call home.

Before you get all upset if your city’s name is on the list, rest assured that we didn’t use personal opinion when it comes to what classifies a city or town as “boring” or “exciting”. We crunched actual numbers to figure out which towns are statistically more boring.

Showing this data to you is the kind of thing that a real estate agent knows, but would never share.

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Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Most Boring Places In Indiana For 2023

Overall SnackAbility

9
/10
Population: 5,204
Average Age: 43.9
% Married: 35.0%
More on Porter: Data | Crime | Real Estate

Zionsville, IN

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

10
/10
Population: 30,832
Average Age: 41.8
% Married: 33.0%
More on Zionsville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate

3. Tipton

Tipton, IN

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 5,255
Average Age: 41.8
% Married: 41.0%
More on Tipton: Real Estate

Mccordsville, IN

Source: Wikipedia User Chris Flook | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10
Population: 9,098
Average Age: 36.4
% Married: 43.0%
More on Mccordsville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 5,356
Average Age: 43.7
% Married: 45.0%
More on Cicero: Data | Crime | Real Estate

Rochester, IN

Source: Wikipedia User | CC BY 2.5
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 6,236
Average Age: 45.1
% Married: 32.0%
More on Rochester: Data | Cost Of Living | Real Estate

Wabash, IN

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 10,417
Average Age: 41.0
% Married: 34.0%
More on Wabash: Data | Cost Of Living | Real Estate

Bedford, IN

Source: Wikipedia User Simon Speed | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 13,802
Average Age: 42.5
% Married: 33.0%
More on Bedford: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate

St. John, IN

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10
Population: 20,727
Average Age: 42.0
% Married: 25.0%
More on St. John: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Real Estate

Mooresville, IN

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 9,525
Average Age: 42.6
% Married: 33.0%
More on Mooresville: Data | Cost Of Living | Real Estate

Methodology: How we determined the boring cities in the Hoosier State

You would present the following case to your friends if you were argueing with them at a bar about the most boring place to live in Indiana. And that’s why we call it Saturday Night Science.

Because our data speaks more truth than feelings.

To figure out how boring a place is, we factored in things we generally think make people exciting, and then we figure out which cities have the least number of those exciting people.

We used the U.S. American Community Census data to gather the information presented here. HSome of the things people tend to think of as making a city’s population boring include:

  • % of Population Over 25 (higher is more boring)
  • % of Married Household (higher is more boring)
  • Average Age (higher is more boring)
  • % of Households With Kids (higher is more boring)
  • Population density (lower is more boring)

Then, our algorithm generates a ranking for each place in these categories. After crunching the numbers, all of the cities ranked from most boring to most exciting.

For this ranking, we used every Indiana city with at least 5,000 residents. This keeps us from prejudicing our rankings by including very small pockets of retired people.

Grab your rocker and hold on.

We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the most boring cities in Indiana.

There You Have It – Now That You’re Asleep

On a ranking like this, there are usually no winners, but since Indiana isn’t necessarily the most boring state in the United States, the cities on this ranking can at least take solace that there are, in fact, more boring cities in the country.

If you’re also curious enough, here are the most exciting places in Indiana, according to science:

  1. West Lafayette
  2. Bloomington
  3. Muncie

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Detailed List Of The Most Boring Cities In Indiana For 2023

Rank City Population Average Age % Married % Kids
1 Porter, IN 5,204 43.9 35.0% 26.8%
2 Zionsville, IN 30,832 41.8 33.0% 40.8%
3 Tipton, IN 5,255 41.8 41.0% 32.6%
4 Mccordsville, IN 9,098 36.4 43.0% 37.5%
5 Cicero, IN 5,356 43.7 45.0% 35.9%
6 Rochester, IN 6,236 45.1 32.0% 28.9%
7 Wabash, IN 10,417 41.0 34.0% 27.9%
8 Bedford, IN 13,802 42.5 33.0% 23.9%
9 St. John, IN 20,727 42.0 25.0% 38.2%
10 Mooresville, IN 9,525 42.6 33.0% 27.2%
11 Sellersburg, IN 9,948 42.9 24.0% 36.9%
12 Bargersville, IN 9,520 37.3 40.0% 48.8%
13 Crown Point, IN 33,735 39.4 28.0% 34.7%
14 Alexandria, IN 5,144 39.1 33.0% 34.5%
15 Greensburg, IN 11,431 40.0 38.0% 25.0%
16 Avon, IN 21,783 36.9 29.0% 44.1%
17 Ellettsville, IN 6,653 35.2 40.0% 36.6%
18 Plainfield, IN 35,078 37.6 27.0% 36.0%
19 Boonville, IN 6,670 42.0 32.0% 34.1%
20 Portage, IN 37,737 38.7 29.0% 33.1%
21 Danville, IN 10,842 35.8 46.0% 37.7%
22 North Vernon, IN 6,935 37.5 29.0% 31.8%
23 Garrett, IN 6,434 37.9 41.0% 34.0%
24 Salem, IN 6,330 40.6 25.0% 30.1%
25 Winfield, IN 7,219 38.8 24.0% 48.2%
26 Hobart, IN 29,573 39.9 27.0% 27.3%
27 Lawrenceburg, IN 5,140 39.1 16.0% 33.6%
28 Jasper, IN 16,488 38.9 38.0% 24.5%
29 Madison, IN 12,301 43.7 19.0% 29.4%
30 Bluffton, IN 10,461 38.7 36.0% 30.0%
31 Monticello, IN 5,488 48.7 27.0% 22.0%
32 Brazil, IN 8,114 40.2 30.0% 33.4%
33 New Haven, IN 15,552 38.4 34.0% 30.4%
34 Greenfield, IN 23,669 37.8 33.0% 30.0%
35 Carmel, IN 99,453 40.6 25.0% 35.8%
36 Kendallville, IN 10,176 41.9 27.0% 30.4%
37 Mount Vernon, IN 6,480 40.7 38.0% 26.2%
38 Linton, IN 5,149 39.5 36.0% 23.9%
39 Westfield, IN 48,262 36.9 30.0% 41.5%
40 Decatur, IN 9,718 42.0 30.0% 24.6%
41 Schererville, IN 29,573 43.4 18.0% 30.4%
42 Lebanon, IN 17,277 34.9 31.0% 34.5%
43 Peru, IN 10,862 41.3 30.0% 30.0%
44 Chesterton, IN 14,191 36.9 25.0% 34.1%
45 Westville, IN 5,885 37.6 16.0% 35.0%
46 Cedar Lake, IN 14,215 39.5 21.0% 30.3%
47 Jeffersonville, IN 49,771 38.6 18.0% 29.7%
48 Whitestown, IN 10,253 29.4 31.0% 48.1%
49 New Whiteland, IN 5,591 38.3 37.0% 34.8%
50 Lowell, IN 10,723 37.1 29.0% 40.2%
51 Batesville, IN 7,052 37.6 26.0% 33.7%
52 Anderson, IN 55,011 38.8 25.0% 26.3%
53 Charlestown, IN 7,986 37.4 19.0% 31.7%
54 Princeton, IN 8,344 38.5 26.0% 30.0%
55 Rushville, IN 6,412 40.3 37.0% 26.2%
56 Griffith, IN 16,182 38.0 23.0% 33.1%
57 New Castle, IN 17,413 41.0 31.0% 26.9%
58 Scottsburg, IN 7,313 37.2 21.0% 28.7%
59 Fortville, IN 5,206 32.8 31.0% 42.5%
60 Shelbyville, IN 19,678 35.6 32.0% 28.6%
61 Portland, IN 6,432 37.8 29.0% 28.6%
62 Brownsburg, IN 29,379 35.7 33.0% 40.0%
63 Connersville, IN 13,395 40.6 28.0% 26.9%
64 Rensselaer, IN 5,330 37.3 32.0% 25.2%
65 Auburn, IN 13,316 35.6 32.0% 34.8%
66 Dyer, IN 16,407 44.1 19.0% 29.1%
67 Merrillville, IN 36,214 39.1 17.0% 27.2%
68 Noblesville, IN 70,442 34.4 31.0% 42.4%
69 Munster, IN 23,731 45.6 23.0% 26.3%
70 Seymour, IN 21,373 34.5 25.0% 34.6%
71 Richmond, IN 35,642 38.8 22.0% 29.4%
72 Franklin, IN 26,073 34.4 33.0% 37.5%
73 Kokomo, IN 59,534 39.8 28.0% 27.1%
74 Elwood, IN 8,339 40.5 30.0% 26.6%
75 Washington, IN 12,076 37.0 34.0% 30.1%
76 North Manchester, IN 5,017 40.6 28.0% 24.9%
77 Greenwood, IN 63,579 36.2 29.0% 34.0%
78 Nappanee, IN 7,276 32.6 41.0% 25.0%
79 Martinsville, IN 11,916 36.2 36.0% 33.9%
80 Columbus, IN 50,896 35.8 25.0% 29.5%
81 Cumberland, IN 5,991 34.9 29.0% 29.7%
82 Warsaw, IN 16,473 33.1 22.0% 31.9%
83 Crawfordsville, IN 16,335 36.7 26.0% 31.5%
84 Plymouth, IN 10,369 35.4 19.0% 36.7%
85 La Porte, IN 22,409 35.0 27.0% 34.7%
86 Evansville, IN 116,906 38.1 25.0% 26.0%
87 New Albany, IN 37,598 38.0 19.0% 26.3%
88 Huntingburg, IN 6,480 34.7 23.0% 30.1%
89 Huntington, IN 17,017 36.6 27.0% 29.5%
90 Beech Grove, IN 15,181 36.2 30.0% 27.0%
91 Vincennes, IN 16,715 37.1 27.0% 31.4%
92 Logansport, IN 18,166 37.3 20.0% 33.5%
93 Goshen, IN 34,704 38.0 23.0% 28.5%
94 Clarksville, IN 22,087 37.7 14.0% 27.1%
95 East Chicago, IN 26,363 36.0 11.0% 34.6%
96 Gary, IN 69,136 36.9 11.0% 30.8%
97 Winona Lake, IN 5,077 28.9 24.0% 35.4%
98 Lake Station, IN 13,352 32.6 20.0% 33.3%
99 Fort Wayne, IN 264,514 35.1 24.0% 30.1%
100 Lawrence, IN 49,218 34.4 22.0% 31.2%
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7 thoughts on “The 10 Most Boring Places In Indiana For 2023

  1. Who cares about married/unmarried, kids/no kids, age, and population? That is boring…I want to know how many fabric stores towns have!

    1. I am from Delaware county and am laughing at the fact that Muncie isn’t number 1 !! I seriously think they have this list messed up . Muncie on the list is towards the bottom below Indy ! The last time I checked Muncie is not that fun ! Never has been!!!

  2. Most of Indiana is boring because its a bunch of stuffy old fake religious people who think their crap doesn’t stink. I live in a small town in South Central Indiana and its gotta to be one of the most boring places around. So bad that the local only thing to do if they’re not hopped up on heroin or meth is drive around the strip of businesses in the downtown square area and then drive around pointlessly.

    Gee, I am in my mid 40s and got more excitement going on these people 20 to 60 do in this town. However, try to get some group together regarding music or entertainment or hifi audio or something with something cool to do and it gets shot down by the boring local population. They go to their little nondescript jobs that they hate to go back home to the boring town in which they live and then complain that the town has nothing to offer. That’s been replicated for years in many areas of the South and Midwest especially and people complain there is nothing to do but they won’t even try to rock the boat or attempt to find new and interesting things to do.

    By the way, my local town is named Salem in South Central Indiana and it might as well be the 1950s or 1960s just with more modern day problems like serious drug abuse, alcohol abuse and such. No wonder why though because the youth let the old people run the town instead of getting new businesses and new opportunities. At least we have Louisville, Kentucky or even Bloomington, Indiana close by about 45 minutes to an hour away to find something worthwhile to do. If it wasn’t for that I think I would go stir crazy.

    Most of these little towns in Indiana are the same though just the same small minds, same conservative old geezer types and people whose best days passed them by in the 1970s or 1980s. As exciting as watching grass grow is the problem in these rural states despite the stupidity of the local population and the massive amount of boredom. Ever notice that drug abuse and substance abuse is the worst in places like Missouri or Indiana or Kentucky. Now you know why because many of these places have nothing to offer the youth or even people my age and unless you can move somewhere else and many can’t because of economics or family its the same tired old song playing in a bar that still plays 1960s music as if its still that era.

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