Do you live in one of the most miserable places in Maine?
According to a Harris Poll taken in October of 2015, only a third of Americans say they are truly happy. That’s too bad, considering that Americans – especially folks in Maine – don’t really have it too bad, in the grand scheme of things.
But, we were curious – which Maine cities might be the most miserable? We’re about to find out, using science and data.
After analyzing the largest cities, we sadly present the most miserable cities in the Pine Tree State:
- Farmington
- Lewiston (Photos)
- Old Orchard Beach (Photos)
- Portland (Photos)
- Bangor (Photos)
- Lincoln
- Waterville (Photos)
- Farmingdale
- Madison
- Orono
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and how your town ranked. If you have a smile on your face, you probably don’t live in one of these cities.
Oh, and by the way, Kennebunk is the happiest place in Maine.
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How We Measured The Most Miserable Cities In Maine
In order to rank the unhappiest places in Maine, we had to determine what criteria makes people happy. It isn’t a stretch to assume that happy people earn great salaries, are relatively stress free, and have a stable home life.
So we went to the Census’s American Community Survey 2010-2014 report for the criteria, flipped the list, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.
We threw a lot of criteria at this one in order to get the best, most complete results possible:
- Percentage of residents with a college degree
- Average commute times
- Unemployment rates
- Cost of living
- % of married couples
- % of home owners
- Poverty rate
After we decided on the criteria, we gathered the data for the 108 places in Maine with over 2,000 people.
We then ranked each place from one to 43 for each of the seven criteria with a score of one being the most miserable (Any ties were given to the larger place).
Next, we averaged the seven rankings into a Miserable Index for each place with the lowest overall Miserable Index ‘earning’ the title ‘Most Miserable City In Maine’.
If you’d like to see the complete list of states, most miserable to happiest, scroll to the bottom of this post to see the unabridged chart.
1. Farmington
Population: 4,142
People Who Own Their Home: 32.78%
Married Adults: 26.82%
2. Lewiston
Population: 36,410
People Who Own Their Home: 43.65%
Married Adults: 39.97%
3. Old Orchard Beach
Population: 8,679
People Who Own Their Home: 35.35%
Married Adults: 43.93%
4. Portland
Population: 66,317
People Who Own Their Home: 39.68%
Married Adults: 36.18%
5. Bangor
Population: 32,800
People Who Own Their Home: 40.12%
Married Adults: 34.98%
6. Lincoln
Population: 2,947
People Who Own Their Home: 46.9%
Married Adults: 39.28%
7. Waterville
Population: 15,886
People Who Own Their Home: 41.72%
Married Adults: 35.56%
8. Farmingdale
Population: 2,056
People Who Own Their Home: 57.99%
Married Adults: 39.72%
9. Madison
Population: 2,648
People Who Own Their Home: 56.03%
Married Adults: 45.31%
10. Orono
Population: 9,514
People Who Own Their Home: 37.53%
Married Adults: 20.08%
There You Have It
Like we said earlier, trying to determine the most miserable cities in {state} is usually a subjective matter. But if you’re analyzing cities where people are not stable, where you’re stuck in traffic, and no one spent the time to go to college, then this is an accurate list.
If you’re curious enough, here are the happiest cities in {state}, according to science:
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Detailed List Of Miserable Places In Maine
City | Rank |
---|---|
Farmington | 1 |
Lewiston | 2 |
Old Orchard Beach | 3 |
Portland | 4 |
Bangor | 5 |
Lincoln | 6 |
Waterville | 7 |
Farmingdale | 8 |
Madison | 9 |
Orono | 10 |
Ellsworth | 11 |
Biddeford | 12 |
Augusta | 13 |
Houlton | 14 |
Old Town | 15 |
Richmond | 16 |
Belfast | 17 |
Bath | 18 |
Auburn | 19 |
Fairfield | 20 |
Skowhegan | 21 |
Pittsfield | 22 |
Westbrook | 23 |
Rockland | 24 |
Thomaston | 25 |
Presque Isle | 26 |
Saco | 27 |
Brunswick | 28 |
Berwick | 29 |
Camden | 30 |
Lake Arrowhead | 31 |
South Portland | 32 |
Gardiner | 33 |
Milford | 34 |
Oakland | 35 |
Winslow | 36 |
Gorham | 37 |
Caribou | 38 |
Brewer | 39 |
Yarmouth | 40 |
Topsham | 41 |
Falmouth | 42 |
Kennebunk | 43 |