The 10 Most Miserable Cities In Washington For 2023


The most miserable cities in Washington are Yelm and Sultan for 2023 based on Saturday Night Science.

Do you live in one of the most miserable places in Washington?

Only a third of Washingtonians say they are truly happy. That’s too bad, considering that folks in Washington don’t really have it too bad in the grand scheme of things.

But, we were curious – which Washington cities might be the most miserable? We’re about to find out, using Saturday Night Science and data.

After analyzing the 120 largest cities, we sadly present the most miserable cities in the Evergreen State.


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and how your town ranked. If you have a smile on your face, you probably don’t live in one of these cities.

Oh, and by the way, North Bend is the happiest place in Washington.

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The 10 Most Miserable Places In Washington For 2023

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Population: 10,205
Poverty Level: 6.0%
Median Home Price $315,400
Married Households 12.0%
Households With Kids 49.37%
More on Yelm: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Sultan, WA

Source: Wikipedia User Joe Mabel | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Population: 5,208
Poverty Level: 2.5%
Median Home Price $315,900
Married Households 15.0%
Households With Kids 34.92%
More on Sultan: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Toppenish, WA

Source: Wikipedia User Jared DeJong | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Population: 8,843
Poverty Level: 16.1%
Median Home Price $159,200
Married Households 10.0%
Households With Kids 59.2%
More on Toppenish: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Grandview, WA

Source: Wikipedia User | CC-BY-SA-3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Population: 10,894
Poverty Level: 14.2%
Median Home Price $155,400
Married Households 9.0%
Households With Kids 52.46%
More on Grandview: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Sunnyside, WA

Source: Wikipedia User | CC-BY-SA-3.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Population: 16,343
Poverty Level: 18.6%
Median Home Price $152,900
Married Households 16.0%
Households With Kids 53.63%
More on Sunnyside: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Woodland, WA

Source: Wikipedia User Oldhippy1947 at English Wikipedia | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Population: 6,368
Poverty Level: 7.4%
Median Home Price $275,900
Married Households 17.0%
Households With Kids 41.71%
More on Woodland: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Pacific, WA

Source: Wikipedia User Steven Pavlov | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Population: 7,130
Poverty Level: 6.4%
Median Home Price $331,200
Married Households 14.0%
Households With Kids 44.03%
More on Pacific: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Shelton, WA

Source: Wikipedia User Ian Poellet | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Population: 10,288
Poverty Level: 24.5%
Median Home Price $208,400
Married Households 14.0%
Households With Kids 38.24%
More on Shelton: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Battle Ground, WA

Source: Flickr User Gold Beach Real Estate | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10

Population: 20,536
Poverty Level: 6.4%
Median Home Price $344,700
Married Households 13.0%
Households With Kids 39.14%
More on Battle Ground: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Population: 8,781
Poverty Level: 6.9%
Median Home Price $336,300
Married Households 28.0%
Households With Kids 44.42%
More on Orting: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living

Methodology: How We Measured The Most Miserable Cities In The Evergreen State

To rank the unhappiest places in Washington, we had to determine what criteria make people happy. It isn’t a stretch to assume that happy people earn great salaries, are relatively stress-free, and have a stable home life.

So we went to the Census’s American Community Survey 2017-2021 report for the happy criteria, flipped the list with Saturday Night Science, and it spit out the answer.

Like magic.

Here are the criteria we used to measure misery:

  • Percentage of residents with a college degree
  • Average commute times
  • Unemployment rates
  • Cost of living
  • % of married couples
  • % of families with kids
  • Poverty rate

After we decided on the criteria, we gathered the data for the 120 places in Washington with over 5,000 people.

We then ranked each place from one to 120 for each of the seven criteria, with a score of one being the most miserable (Any ties were given to the larger place).

Next, we averaged the seven rankings into a Miserable Index for each place with the lowest overall Miserable Index “earning” the title “Most Miserable City In Washington.”

If you’d like to see the complete list of states, most miserable to happiest, scroll to the bottom of this post to see the unabridged chart.

We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the most miserable cities in Washington.

There You Have It – The Least Happy Cities In Washington

As we said earlier, trying to determine the most miserable cities in Washington is usually a subjective matter.

But if you’re analyzing cities where people are not stable, where you’re stuck in traffic, and no one spent the time to go to college, then this is an accurate list.

If you’re curious enough, here are the happiest cities in Washington, according to science:

  1. North Bend
  2. Bellingham
  3. Normandy Park

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Miserable Cities In Washington For 2023

RankCityPopulationPoverty LevelMedian Home Value% Married% Kids
1Yelm, WA10,2056.0%$315,40012.0%49.37%
2Sultan, WA5,2082.5%$315,90015.0%34.92%
3Toppenish, WA8,84316.1%$159,20010.0%59.2%
4Grandview, WA10,89414.2%$155,4009.0%52.46%
5Sunnyside, WA16,34318.6%$152,90016.0%53.63%
6Woodland, WA6,3687.4%$275,90017.0%41.71%
7Pacific, WA7,1306.4%$331,20014.0%44.03%
8Shelton, WA10,28824.5%$208,40014.0%38.24%
9Battle Ground, WA20,5366.4%$344,70013.0%39.14%
10Orting, WA8,7816.9%$336,30028.0%44.42%
11Othello, WA8,47021.8%$206,30014.0%51.67%
12Kent, WA134,89011.3%$414,20011.0%37.28%
13Clarkston, WA7,16416.9%$157,3006.0%31.69%
14Airway Heights, WA10,10817.9%$200,30010.0%32.44%
15Seatac, WA30,86710.7%$364,40010.0%31.24%
16Oak Harbor, WA24,2678.6%$329,5007.0%36.16%
17Union Gap, WA6,49922.3%$140,20016.0%37.34%
18Maple Valley, WA27,6434.6%$498,10021.0%50.08%
19Ephrata, WA8,3487.2%$175,70022.0%38.24%
20Federal Way, WA99,79211.3%$384,20012.0%33.41%
21Lake Stevens, WA35,1355.4%$425,50022.0%45.56%
22Pasco, WA76,39815.4%$250,50016.0%47.54%
23Auburn, WA85,3069.6%$393,50015.0%36.01%
24Ridgefield, WA10,4323.1%$450,70015.0%45.65%
25Puyallup, WA42,3666.6%$387,80019.0%30.79%
26Tukwila, WA21,54512.4%$373,2008.0%30.25%
27Fife, WA10,86912.8%$337,20013.0%34.99%
28Aberdeen, WA16,84225.2%$162,10018.0%33.33%
29Centralia, WA17,98822.1%$183,20015.0%27.84%
30Lacey, WA52,5729.6%$310,60012.0%30.66%
31Yakima, WA96,26617.6%$206,60018.0%37.15%
32Lakewood, WA62,97213.6%$331,50012.0%27.48%
33Port Orchard, WA15,31510.2%$377,70014.0%40.3%
34Dupont, WA9,9743.0%$385,50010.0%35.54%
35Des Moines, WA32,63111.3%$416,50013.0%30.8%
36Washougal, WA16,66414.0%$376,00014.0%35.72%
37Liberty Lake, WA11,6473.6%$361,00021.0%41.45%
38Snohomish, WA10,0917.2%$435,50021.0%32.51%
39Chehalis, WA7,42713.4%$228,50018.0%26.95%
40Marysville, WA69,9576.1%$384,00022.0%32.05%
41Sumner, WA10,5456.5%$390,70020.0%33.16%
42Moses Lake, WA24,76410.2%$205,10018.0%37.47%
43Duvall, WA8,0072.3%$599,40015.0%47.87%
44Sammamish, WA66,5323.1%$939,60010.0%54.02%
45Kelso, WA12,56621.1%$201,80017.0%29.5%
46Prosser, WA6,06118.6%$210,10020.0%36.31%
47Sedro-Woolley, WA12,26612.7%$298,10023.0%36.71%
48Bonney Lake, WA22,2295.1%$396,70025.0%43.52%
49Monroe, WA19,8797.6%$432,60019.0%40.99%
50Bremerton, WA43,34514.6%$306,70010.0%24.38%
51Covington, WA20,6084.8%$434,50022.0%38.3%
52Vancouver, WA188,33112.7%$343,9009.0%29.12%
53Burlington, WA9,22014.3%$304,60018.0%35.0%
54Longview, WA37,54213.7%$239,10017.0%26.97%
55Stanwood, WA7,7765.1%$419,00027.0%38.09%
56Hoquiam, WA8,70016.1%$135,90022.0%24.93%
57Arlington, WA19,8326.9%$372,60026.0%34.61%
58College Place, WA9,73910.3%$249,80015.0%31.08%
59Camas, WA25,7743.8%$497,10012.0%42.8%
60Renton, WA105,3137.9%$474,70012.0%31.7%
61Burien, WA51,64611.7%$459,80014.0%31.01%
62Blaine, WA5,77311.5%$369,50011.0%25.95%
63Mount Vernon, WA34,82416.5%$334,70017.0%35.76%
64Quincy, WA7,63018.3%$216,00019.0%61.16%
65Newcastle, WA12,8553.6%$888,40012.0%33.35%
66West Richland, WA15,9885.8%$322,20025.0%46.98%
67Lynden, WA15,4106.9%$394,60025.0%34.65%
68Everett, WA110,43811.0%$394,90013.0%27.69%
69Ocean Shores, WA6,63710.4%$267,70024.0%10.34%
70Tumwater, WA24,8558.5%$343,30018.0%32.8%
71Enumclaw, WA12,5447.7%$358,00026.0%27.18%
72Tacoma, WA217,33212.5%$347,10015.0%27.57%
73Spokane Valley, WA102,17810.6%$250,50020.0%29.2%
74East Wenatchee, WA14,11310.9%$314,10024.0%43.69%
75Kennewick, WA83,08214.1%$262,40018.0%33.4%
76Cheney, WA12,74334.2%$239,50011.0%23.52%
77Snoqualmie, WA13,7180.2%$681,50020.0%54.33%
78Brier, WA6,5241.5%$660,30030.0%35.42%
79Milton, WA8,5018.8%$359,40022.0%29.17%
80Walla Walla, WA33,76513.5%$262,60015.0%28.25%
81Kenmore, WA23,5566.1%$656,20016.0%31.6%
82Bothell, WA47,3554.5%$638,00019.0%33.94%
83Mill Creek, WA20,6653.7%$647,80018.0%31.32%
84Fircrest, WA7,1095.6%$406,50024.0%32.15%
85Bainbridge Island, WA24,5572.6%$852,70014.0%29.37%
86Mountlake Terrace, WA21,2106.4%$451,90014.0%28.3%
87Redmond, WA72,1666.0%$864,1006.0%35.27%
88Sequim, WA7,89614.4%$252,9009.0%18.95%
89Port Angeles, WA19,88811.5%$253,00017.0%23.66%
90Black Diamond, WA5,0021.5%$609,20020.0%31.24%
91Ellensburg, WA19,21522.7%$261,50013.0%19.02%
92Lynnwood, WA38,81215.6%$492,60012.0%28.05%
93Richland, WA59,7188.1%$311,00017.0%30.78%
94Poulsbo, WA11,65210.9%$420,80015.0%30.26%
95Ferndale, WA14,77711.3%$366,20021.0%48.72%
96Issaquah, WA39,0577.4%$745,1009.0%30.22%
97Olympia, WA54,57914.0%$355,10012.0%25.65%
98Woodinville, WA13,2473.2%$770,80016.0%29.78%
99Steilacoom, WA6,6737.7%$442,50017.0%31.31%
100Buckley, WA5,0986.1%$415,50039.0%28.3%
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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