These Are The 10 Most Redneck Cities In Washington


We used science and data to determine which cities in WA are redneck heaven.

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Is there anything really wrong with being called a Washington redneck? Sure, every state has them. While they might be defined with a different criteria in other states, there’s plenty of them all over The Evergreen State.

Wait. What is a redneck anyways? Well, according to the official bible of literature, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, a redneck is:

“A white person who lives in a small town or in the country especially in the southern U.S., who typically has a working-class job, and who is seen by others as being uneducated and having opinions and attitudes that are offensive.”

Plus, we thought why not add in a few stereotypes? Cause, you know, rednecks like to hunt, fish, drink, smoke and shoot things. And shop at Walmart.

Using that criteria, it’s not hard to scrape the internet, run some scientific data on where the most members of the Washington redneck family tree most likely live. Most of these places probably won’t surprise you.

Because, the data never lies, does it?

So, hold our beers and watch this. After analyzing all cities with a decent amount of people in them, we came up with this list as The Most Redneck Cities in Washington:

  1. Chelan (Photos)
  2. Shelton (Photos)
  3. Montesano (Photos)
  4. Zillah (Photos)
  5. Woodland (Photos)
  6. Colville
  7. Moses Lake (Photos)
  8. Aberdeen
  9. Burlington (Photos)
  10. Omak (Photos)

Read on below to see where your town ranked.

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What redneck criteria did we use?

In order to rank the most redneck cities in Washington, we had to determine what criteria makes a redneck.

We threw a lot of criteria at this one in order to get the best, most complete results possible. Using Yelp and Google Maps, this is the criteria we used:

The dictionary definition categories

  • Small towns
  • Least amount of high school graduates

And the stereotypical categories

  • Number of bars per city
  • Number of mobile home parks per capita
  • Number of tobacco stores per city
  • Number of places to get fishing gear
  • Number of guns and ammo stores per city
  • Walmarts, Golden Corrals, Bass Pro Shops, and dollar stores nearby

Note: For the sake of getting reliable numbers, we counted places within a city’s border, as well as within a short driving distance.

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1. Chelan

The Tin Lilly, Chelan, WA. Google Maps

Population: 3,905
High school graduation rate: 83%
Bars per capita: 1st in Washington
Walmart rank: 1st
Chew factor: 3

Whoo-whee, Chelan! You have the official bragging rights as being named the most redneck city in the entire state of Washington. You may now brag to your friends and share this endlessly on your Facebook walls.

Let’s see why. Whelp, in Chelan, they’ve got plenty of bars. In fact, they have more bars per capita than any other place in the state. Nothing’s more redneck than sittin’ back with the boys, tossing back Busch Lights all afternoon, talking about the big one that got away.

They even have a whole lake named after them. Lake Chelan has some great rainbow trout and chinook salmon.

When you consider that 1 of 5 people never finished high school, what you’ve got is a little slice of redneck heaven up here about 6 beers north of Yakima.

2. Shelton

Renegade Guns and Loan (and Appliance Repair), Shelton, WA. Google Maps

Population: 9,814
High school graduation rate: 73%
Walmart rank: 10th
Gun stores per capita: 18th in WA

Yes, siree, there’s plenty of rednecks in Shelton. In fact, this might be one of the best places to fish out dinner in the state. Shelton is about 5 beers north of Olympia on the west side of all them inlets.

Of course, when more than 1 out of 4 of you didn’t bother to finish high school, that’s a sure sign that your priorities were in other places. Well, how can you focus on school with all that great fishing right outside your back door?

This is what someone had to say about Shelton on the internet:

“Shelton is absolutely terrible for raising kids. There’s nothing for them to do except drink beer, do drugs, and get pregnant.”

That sounds redneck to us!

As a bonus, right in town is a Walmart.

3. Montesano

Charlie’s Tavern, Montesano, WA. Google Maps

Population: 3,932
Gun stores per capita: 3rd in Washington
Dollar stores per capita: 8th

Right next door to Aberdeen is the redneck enclave of Montesano. Based on the numbers, you can be sure these folks probably know how to really whoop it up redneck style. They have a low graduation rate, too, so that means they’re pretty blue collar.

But don’t call them out on their education. There are plenty of places in the area to get guns and ammo, so you might get some britches full of lead.

4. Zillah

Zillah, WA. Google Maps

Population: 2,948
High school graduation rate: 75%
Trailer parks per capita: 2nd in Washington
Dollar stores per capita: 6th in WA
Way down on I-82, about 3 or 6 beers south of Yakima, you’ve got some real life rednecks down in Zillah. Where they’ve got themselves plenty of chew, cheap groceries and trailer parks to boot.

Plus, it’s smack dab in the middle of some real good fishing. The Yakima River goes right through town! How many Fords and Chevys do you think are parked along town with the tailgates down, country music blarin, poles in the water? Lots.

If you wanna drop by and see ‘em, take I-86 down past Buena and then look for a big pile of beer cans.

And bring some duck tape. They’re out.

5. Woodland

Woodland Guns and Ammo, Woodland, WA. Google Maps

Population: 5,424
High school graduation rate: 76%
Trailer parks per capita: 5th in Washington
Walmart rank: 8th

With a name like Woodland, there has to be some real rednecks livin’ here, right? Bingo.

Woodland is just about at the base of Mount St. Helens, along the I-5. You can bet your chickens bet there’s some great hunting in these parts. They’ve got everything up here – deer, rabbits, coon, birds. You name it.

You can understand why so many hunting limits are reached here. Rednecks are some darn good shots! Deer stand no chance in southern Washington. None at all.

6. Colville

Acorn Saloon, Colville, WA. Google Maps

Population: 4,696
Gun stores per capita: 12th in WA
Walmart rank: 15th

Way, way out in northeastern Washington is the little town of Colville. You know this place is crawling with rednecks. Not only do they have some neck friendly outdoor fun, they have a Walmart all to their own out here. To a redneck, that’s like short lines at Disneyland.

The fishing and hunting here is endless. What does a redneck do with a catfish? What do you think he goes with it. He sticks his arm down its throat and takes a picture.

There have been a lot of fires in these parts lately. Hopefully they weren’t started by an errant shotgun blast.

7. Moses Lake

High Mountain Hunting Supply, Moses Lake, WA. Google Maps

Population: 20,933
High school graduation rate: 78%
Trailer parks per capita: 5th in WA
Gun stores per capita: 11th in the state

Welcome to Moses Lake, Washington. Home to just about more trailer parks and places to get bait than any other place in the state.

Nothing’s more redneck than throwing back 10 Miller Lights with the boys on out by the trailer a Wednesday morning, speculatin’ about when rut’s gonna hit.

The only bad thing about living out here in Moses Lake is that the town’s only Golden Corral closed recently. The party’s over, folks. The all you can eat catfish fritters and spuds is no more.

By the way, Evil Knievel, the most redneck stuntman of all time, spent some time of his life in Moses Lake.

8. Aberdeen

Ol’ Lonesome, Aberdeen, WA. Google Maps.

Population: 16,779
High school graduation rate: 72%
Walmart rank: 27th
Dollar store rank: 15th in the state

Hey now, Aberdeen! We know what you guys were doing as teenagers when all your other friends were sitting in math class on Monday mornings. You were out doing more important things – stuff like fishing, getting stuck in the mud.

Shoot, Aberdeen. Think about it – had more of you ditched class more often, you coulda’ won this whole thing! We admire you guys. You know what’s more important in life. Some good ole’ fashioned redneck fun.

It’s okay though – the sheer number of fishing and timber jobs in the area can keep you busy. And after work, you can head on down to the shore side and catch your supper every night.

9. Burlington

Train Wreck Bar and Grill, Burlington, WA. Google Maps

Population: 8,379
High school graduation rate: 77%
Gun stores per capita: 2nd in the state
Dollar stores per capita: 3rd

Could you think of a more redneck combination than a town with dollar stores and places to get shotguns all over the place? That’s the case in little ole’ Burlington.

With all them dollar stores around, there’s simply no excuse for showing up to a Burlington barbecue empty handed.

Not only that, but there’s some great fishing nearby in the Skagit River, and in many nearby ponds and creeks. They may or may not be on private property, but when did a ‘No Fishing’ sign ever stop a redneck?

10. Omak

Woodbury Outfitters, Coshocton, OH. Google Maps

Population: 4,792
Gun stores: 8th in WA
High school graduation rate: 70%
Chew factor: 2

Omak is along Route 97, along the Colville Reservation. It’s way isolated out here, so you know that the necks out here get down with it quite often.

On opening day of (fill in the blank) hunting season, you might want to take another route through here. There will be shells a flyin’ as necks will be chasing anything that moves. And that might be you!

God Bless America.

There You Have It

According to the official dictionary definition of a redneck, and based on stereotypes that the internet says are true, using science to determine the most redneck cities in a state can’t be too far off. If you’re analyzing smaller cities in Washington with blue collar workers, where people have lots of options for drinking, fishing, hunting and Walmarting, this is an accurate list.

We also wrote a story on the 10 worst cities in Washington if you haven’t seen it yet. Click here to read it.

City Population Rank
Chelan 3905 1
Shelton 9814 2
Montesano 3932 3
Zillah 2948 4
Woodland 5454 5
Colville 4696 6
Moses Lake 20933 7
Aberdeen 16779 8
Burlington 8379 9
Omak 4792 10
Elma 3099 11
Woodinville 10945 12
Sequim 6527 13
Sumner 9459 14
Port Orchard 11239 15
Snohomish 9154 16
Poulsbo 9172 17
Forks 3574 18
Buckley 4393 19
Gig Harbor 7239 20
Airway Heights 6127 21
Stanwood 6201 22
Port Townsend 9106 23
Granite Falls 3344 24
Chehalis 7285 25
Black Diamond 4170 26
Omak 4823 27
Chewelah 2585 27
Blaine 4698 29
Arlington 17773 30
Yelm 6762 31
Fife 9041 32
Sultan 4606 33
Raymond 2878 34
Cashmere 3097 35
North Bend 5847 36
Dayton 2852 37
Ocean Shores 5512 38
Milton 7107 39
Ephrata 7672 40
Pacific 6666 41
Clarkston 7237 42
Covington 17579 43
Union Gap 6003 44
Centralia 16381 45
Port Angeles 19061 46
Snoqualmie 10500 47
West Richland 11904 48
Colfax 2817 49
Benton City 3045 50
Algona 3012 51
Deer Park 3632 52
Monroe 17198 53
Bonney Lake 17336 54
Goldendale 3435 55
Othello 7293 55
Ferndale 11507 57
Sunnyside 15775 58
East Wenatchee 13169 59
Prosser 5680 60
Hoquiam 8682 61
Ellensburg 18204 62
Normandy Park 6374 63
Ridgefield 4818 64
Lynden 12072 64
Liberty Lake 7475 66
La Center 2869 67
Anacortes 15798 68
Kelso 11929 69
Cheney 10631 70
Tumwater 17469 71
Duvall 6706 72
Dupont 8129 73
Toppenish 8935 74
Newcastle 10358 75
Quincy 6721 76
College Place 8720 77
Medina 2996 78
Enumclaw 10963 79
Medical Lake 4932 80
Mill Creek 18163 81
Battle Ground 17428 82
Moxee 3268 83
Selah 7150 84
Bridgeport 2622 85
Orting 6658 86
Warden 2685 86
Mattawa 4361 88
Sedro-Woolley 10536 89
Grandview 10763 90
Camas 19483 91
Fircrest 6511 92
Washougal 14031 93
Wapato 4986 94
Brier 6142 95
Lake Forest Park 12718 96
Granger 3226 97
Connell 4356 98
Edgewood 9422 99
Clyde Hill 3015 100

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10 thoughts on “These Are The 10 Most Redneck Cities In Washington

  1. Montesano has a graduation rate of ~90% and within Montesano are a lot of professional people and not just the blue collar workers that you mention. I don’t think that a dollar store even exists in Montesano. I’m not from Montesano, but live nearby.

  2. This list must have been created by rednecks who have never been to Washington state because the list is painfully ignorant. Chelan is a resort town, Montesano has a lot of retirees and professionals living there, Zillah and Moses Lake are farming communities, Gig Harbor and Snohomish are very high dollar gentrified communities with well paid professionals. Shelton…well, OK you got one right…congrats….

  3. Wow! Did you even visit these towns? Chelan is unbelievably Not redneck. It is a tourist town (hence bars). Nobody really wanted the Walmart but they snuck in.

  4. Fun, Thanks! I’m from Chelan. My parents moved there in 1923. Needless to say I wasn’t born yet. Somehow I don’t picture it as red-neck, but I enjoyed you site. Well-done!
    JoAnn

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