Miami’s neighborhoods conjure up too many stereotypes to count. You’ve got hipster areas, preppy places, neighborhoods where college kids thrive, and of course, ghettos.
It seems as if there’s a neighborhood for everyone in Miami.
And while the city consistently ranks as one of the best places to live in the country thanks in part to a strong economy and tons of entertainment, it’s not all rainbows and sunshine in Miami. Some neighborhoods aren’t as great as others.
So the question arises, which Miami neighborhoods are the worst, and which are the best?
Today, we’ll use science and data to determine which Miami hoods need a little tender loving care – the sore thumbs of the Miami area if you will. Realistically, you can’t expect all the neighborhoods to be amazing, although Downtown ranks way above the rest.
We examined 14 of Miami’s neighborhoods to find out the worst places to live. These ten places don’t quite measure up to Miami’s reputation:
- Model City
- Little Haiti
- Little Havana
- West Flagler
- South Coconut Grove
- Upper Eastside
Read on to see how we determined the places around Miami that need a pick-me-up. And remember, don’t blame the messenger.
Once you’re done, you can look at the bottom of the story for a complete chart of every neighborhood we looked at from worst to best.
How we determined the worst Miami hoods
To figure out how bad a place is to live in, we only needed to know what kinds of things people like and then decide what places have the least amount of those things. We threw the following criteria into this analysis in order to get the best, most complete results possible. We used this set of criteria for each neighborhood in Miami:
- High unemployment (Less jobs)
- Low median income (Less pay)
- Low population density (No things to do)
- Low home values (No one’s willing to pay to live here)
- High crime (Estimated)
Then, we ranked each neighborhood in Miami for each of these criteria from worst to best.
Next, we averaged the individual rankings for each criteria into a “Worst Score”.
The neighborhood with the lowest “Worst Score” ranks as the worst neighborhood of Miami.
Read on below to learn more about these terrible places around Miami to live. Or skip to the end to see the list of all 14 neighborhoods ranked from worst to best.
This list is a scientific analysis based on real data and is completely unbiased. Hold on to your pants.
1. Model City
Median Income: $22,945
Median Home Value: $87,738
Median Income: $19,049
Median Home Value: $85,500
Median Income: $23,386
Median Home Value: $113,134
4. Little Haiti
Median Income: $25,699
Median Home Value: $121,093
Median Income: $46,652
Median Home Value: $109,552
Median Income: $29,092
Median Home Value: $134,571
7. Little Havana
Median Income: $24,359
Median Home Value: $125,671
8. West Flagler
Median Income: $30,443
Median Home Value: $205,248
9. South Coconut Grove
Median Income: $86,182
Median Home Value: $505,010
10. Upper Eastside
Median Income: $48,772
Median Home Value: $342,033
The ‘hoods around Miami that are really hoods
Well there you have it — the worst of the neighborhoods in Miami with Model City landing at the bottom of the pack.
As we mentioned earlier, the neighborhoods in Miami aren’t all bad. Downtown takes the cake as the best place to live in Miami.
We ranked the neighborhoods from worst to best in the chart below.
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Detailed List Of The Worst Miami Neighborhoods
|South Coconut Grove||9||7,644|
|North Coconut Grove||13||10,098|