People who live in Colorado are weirdly protective of their state. It’s almost like they warn you: Don’t you dare say anything bad about Colorado, especially if you don’t live here.
Well I am about to, and I don’t. So deal with it.
To be fair, I’ve been to Colorado many times, and it is a beautiful place. I’ve boarded there, and I’ve camped out in the mountains and in the deserts. Many of my friends spent time there, and many still make Colorado home. I hear nothing but great things.
But is it all good there? Of course not. Just like any other state, Colorado has some issues. And the purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places in Colorado are the absolute worst. If you live in any of these places, you might agree with this analysis. And if you don’t agree, you have to admit that the criteria we’re using makes a lot of sense.
After analyzing all 72 cities with a population over 5,000, we came up with this list as the 10 worst places in Colorado:
- Lochbuie (Photos)
- Alamosa (Photos)
- Sheridan (Photos)
- Rifle (Photos)
- Trinidad (Photos)
- Federal Heights (Photos)
- Pueblo (Photos)
- Delta (Photos)
- Glendale (Photos)
- Aurora (Photos)
What? Where are these places you wonder? And before you get all riled up and say we’re picking on small town America, that’s not the case.
We understand there’s a lot of good in every place.
However, according to data (which doesn’t measure things like beauty and ‘friendly people’), there are far better options in the state for making a place home. And the worst place to live in Colorado? That would be Lochbuie.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how your city fared in 2019.
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How we determined the worst places to live in Colorado for 2019
To figure out how bad a place is to live in, we only needed to know what kinds of things people like and then decide what cities have the least amount of those things.
We don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that people like the following things:
- Good education
- Lots of jobs
- Low crime
- Low poverty
- Nice homes
- High incomes
- High population density (Lots of things to do)
- Short work commutes
- Health insurance
We broke crime down into violent crime and property crime to give violent crime a larger weight — if you did a simple calculation of all crimes per capita, property crimes are normally 7x more common and really bias that ranking.
Furthermore, only cities with at least 5,000 people were considered — leaving 72 cities.
We then ranked each city from 1 to 72 for all the criteria with a #1 ranking being the worst for the particular criteria.
Next, we averaged the rankings into one “Worst Place To Live Score”.
Finally, we ranked every city on the “Worst Place To Live Score” with the lowest score being the worst city in Colorado — Lochbuie. Read on for a detailed look at the 10 worst cities in Colorado.
This list is a scientific analysis based on real data and is completely unbiased.
Lochbuie ranks as the 1st worst city in Colorado. Located in Adams County, Lochbuie has the 29th lowest income levels in the state of Colorado ($58,799), and some of the lowest number of doctors in the state. Crime is above average, and the unemployment rate is 4.7%.
Alamosa is a mess. It has a horrible crime rate, and is out in the middle of nowhere (you might see it on your way to the city of Antonito if that helps). The unemployment rate is high and home values are way below the state average. And, there’s a prison there.
On the other hand, the school system spends almost more per student than any other place in Colorado. A real head scratcher.
The city of Sheridan is the 3rd worst place you can live in the state of Colorado in 2019.
It’s unlucky for Sheridan, which has the 16th highest unemployment rate (7.6%), the 11th lowest household incomes ($40,890) and the 10th lowest home prices in the state ($155,500).
Basically, a lot of people in Sheridan are out of work. And crime is certainly a factor here as well. Although it’s not one of the most dangerous places we’ll look at, it’s in the top 20%.
Add it all up, and this is truly one of the worst places you could live in Colorado.
Rifle is another place in the Centennial State that has some real eye-opening numbers. The unemployment rate in Rifle is a staggering 9.1%, but at least those who have jobs earn a modest salary ($61,696 a year). Homes are actually priced respectfully at $221,600, but still far lower than the state average.
Crime in Rifle is bad, but not horrible.
If you’re going to drive to New Mexico, Trinidad would be the last place you’d see on I-25 before you crossed the state line. And, there really isn’t much of a reason to stop. Unless they have great deals on weed.
People who have jobs earn meager livings and home prices are way below average. And there’s just not a lot to do. Except smoke the weed you just bought.
Federal Heights’s main issue is crime. It’s the 19th most dangerous place in the state of Colorado. Is that a surprise?
If you live in Federal Heights, you have a 1 in 23.0 chance that you’ll be the victim of a property crime. That’s really high, especially for a city of its size. That’s a lot of stolen lawn mowers, cell phones and cameras. Perhaps it’s because the folks here live in far nicer homes than some of the other cities to top this list. They’re targets.
The unemployment rate is higher than the state average at 4.7%.
When you’re looking at things from purely a scientific standpoint, Pueblo is by far the worst place in Colorado.
The crime here is really bad and nearly 1 in 9.7 residents are without jobs — by far the highest in the state. And those who are employed earn a measly salary. The schools are underfunded and home values are low and not climbing at all.
If you’ve been to Pueblo, it would be hard to argue against this ranking. And if you live there, you might have expected to see your town towards the top of the list. The rest of these cities are a distant second.
Delta is out in the boonies, south of Grand Junction. The population has grown 15% in the last 15 years, perhaps due to the cheap housing, as homes cost an average $139,100 each.
Delta has some of the lowest public school funding in Colorado. And while the unemployment rate isn’t as bad as other cities, it’s still up there. Plus, there’s not a lot to do here for indoor entertainment. If you’re an outdoor person, it might not be so bad. But on paper, Delta isn’t desirable.
Here in Glendale, you have some of the highest crime and the highest unemployment rates in Colorado. That’s not a good combination.
Located in Arapahoe County, you have a 1 in 6.4 chance of being the victim of a property crime when inside Glendale city limits every year. Some of those crimes might be due to the relatively high unemployment rate (4.8%). That’s good for the 36th highest unemployment rate in Colorado.
When you’re looking at science and data, Aurora is the 10th worst place you can live in the state of Colorado. Let’s see why.
First off, the crime here is really high, in comparison to the rest of Colorado. Aurora is the 31st most dangerous place you can live in the state, where you have a 1 in 32.3 chance of being the victim of some type of property crime. Meaning lots of people are getting robbed here.
Homes here average $231,000, which is the 27th lowest in the state. You can defend ‘cheap living’ all you want, but the fact is, homes are priced by demand, and there’s not a lot of demand to live in Aurora.
Income levels are just about $58,343, the 28th lowest in Colorado.
When you add it all up, Aurora really is quite an undesirable place to live. The people who have to live in here could use a big hug right about now.
Wrapping Up The Worst In Colorado
If you’re looking at areas in Colorado with the worst economic situations, where there’s higher than average crime, and not a lot to do, this is an accurate list.
And in the end, Lochbuie ranks as the worst city to live in Colorado for 2019.
If you’re curious enough, here are the best cities to live in Colorado:
- Superior (Pop. 12,879)
- Parker (Pop. 51,125)
- Louisville (Pop. 20,319)
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Detailed List Of The Worst Places To Live In Colorado