Most Americans have never been to Louisiana. However, as the people who live there know, Louisiana is an awesome state.
But is it all roses? Definitely not. Just like any other state, Louisiana has its trouble spots. This article aims to determine, using science, the absolute worst small towns to live in the Pelican State. Don’t shoot the messenger, this is all using data.
After analyzing more than 150 of Louisiana’s smallest cities, we came up with this list as the 10 worst small towns in Louisiana where you’d never want to live:
So what is the worst small town to call home in Louisiana for 2019? According to the most recent census data, Clarks is the worst small town to live in Louisiana.
Of course, many of these cities would rank highly if they were in other states, since Louisiana has its stuff figured out.
Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers, or scroll to the bottom to see how your town ranked.
How do you decide if a place is lousy or not?
In order to rank the worst small towns to live in Louisiana, we had to determine what criteria people like or dislike about a place. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people like low crime, solid education, things to do and a stable economy.
So we scraped the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.
How we determined the worst small towns to live in Louisiana for 2019
We threw a lot of criteria at this one in order to get the best, most complete results possible. Using FBI crime data and the Census’s 2013-2017 American Community Survey, this is the criteria we used:
- Population Density (The lower the worse)
- Highest Unemployment Rates
- Low housing costs (meaning there’s no demand)
- Adjusted Median Income (Median income adjusted for the cost of living)
- Education (Number of high school dropouts)
- High Crime
We looked at cities with populations between 1,000 and 5,000 people, of which, there were a lot – 150 to be exact.
Additional note: We get the crime numbers from the FBI, which gets its crime numbers from the cities themselves. Dropout numbers are based on the adult population, not just the current graduation rates of teenagers.
This list is a scientific analysis based on real data and is completely unbiased.
Rank Last Year: –
Median Home Value: $46,600 (2nd worst)
Unemployment Rate: 22.7% (3rd worst)
More on Clarks: Data
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 2)
Median Home Value: $55,100 (12th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 12.2% (38th worst)
More on Simmesport: Data
Rank Last Year: 2 (Down 1)
Median Home Value: $63,800 (26th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 19.9% (7th worst)
More on Ringgold: Data
Rank Last Year: 12 (Up 8)
Median Home Value: $60,000 (22nd worst)
Unemployment Rate: 28.8% (1st worst)
More on Newellton: Data
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Median Home Value: $67,700 (31st worst)
Unemployment Rate: 16.3% (18th worst)
More on Banks Springs: Data
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 4)
Median Home Value: $63,300 (25th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 8.9% (68th worst)
More on Merryville: Data
Rank Last Year: 10 (Down 2)
Median Home Value: $57,000 (14th worst)
Unemployment Rate: 16.1% (20th worst)
More on Zwolle: Data
There You Have It – The Worst Small Towns In Louisiana
If you’re analyzing teeny places in the Pelican State with the worst economic situations, where there’s high crime and there’s not a lot to do, this is an accurate list.
If you’re curious enough, here are the best small towns to live in Louisiana, according to science:
- Milton (Pop. 2,460)
- Monticello (Pop. 4,721)
- Blanchard (Pop. 3,012)
For more Louisiana reading, check out:
- 10 Best Places To Raise A Family In Louisiana
- 10 Safest Places In Louisiana
- 10 Best Cities For Singles In Louisiana
- 10 Worst Places To Live In Louisiana
Detailed List Of The Worst Small Towns In Louisiana