The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Alabama For 2023


The kinkiest cities in Alabama are Leeds and Rainsville for 2023 based on Saturday Night Science.

By: Chris Kolmar | About HomeSnacks
Last Updated: November 9, 2023

Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.

Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the places in Alabama are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Heart Of Dixie.

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The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Alabama For 2023

  1. Leeds (0.12 orders per capita)
  2. Rainsville (0.03 orders per capita)
  3. Oneonta (0.02 orders per capita)
  4. Birmingham (0.02 orders per capita)
  5. Gulf Shores (0.01 orders per capita)
  6. Atmore (0.01 orders per capita)
  7. Montevallo (0.01 orders per capita)
  8. Enterprise (0.01 orders per capita)
  9. Pell City (0.01 orders per capita)
  10. Mobile (0.01 orders per capita)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Alabama, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Alabama are, too.

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n order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Alabama purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.

It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Alabama are buying adult toys.

Saturday Night Science at it’s finest as there’s no beter way than to solve this argument at a bar.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 79 places in Alabama with over 5,000 people.

For more Alabama reading, check out:

Kinkiest Cities In Alabama For 2023

Rank City Population Orders Per Capita
1 Leeds, AL 12,385 0.12
2 Rainsville, AL 5,466 0.03
3 Oneonta, AL 6,778 0.02
4 Birmingham, AL 202,234 0.02
5 Gulf Shores, AL 14,712 0.01
6 Atmore, AL 8,734 0.01
7 Montevallo, AL 6,968 0.01
8 Enterprise, AL 28,242 0.01
9 Pell City, AL 12,923 0.01
10 Mobile, AL 187,445 0.01
11 Robertsdale, AL 6,603 0.01
12 Margaret, AL 5,118 0.01
13 Troy, AL 17,765 0.01
14 Anniston, AL 21,455 0.01
15 Dothan, AL 70,318 0.01
16 Andalusia, AL 8,764 0.01
17 Daphne, AL 27,088 0.01
18 Florence, AL 39,709 0.01
19 Montgomery, AL 201,022 0.01
20 Chickasaw, AL 6,421 0.0
21 Foley, AL 20,170 0.0
22 Huntsville, AL 210,081 0.0
23 Opp, AL 6,671 0.0
24 Phenix City, AL 38,216 0.0
25 Cullman, AL 17,892 0.0
26 Tuscaloosa, AL 99,252 0.0
27 Decatur, AL 57,303 0.0
28 Gadsden, AL 34,317 0.0
29 Auburn, AL 74,637 0.0
30 Monroeville, AL 5,953 0.0
31 Alexander City, AL 14,765 0.0
32 Moody, AL 13,100 0.0
33 Scottsboro, AL 15,446 0.0
34 Hamilton, AL 6,974 0.0
35 Guntersville, AL 8,559 0.0
36 Greenville, AL 7,395 0.0
37 Opelika, AL 30,810 0.0
38 Arab, AL 8,462 0.0
39 Madison, AL 55,551 0.0
40 Eufaula, AL 12,753 0.0
41 Northport, AL 30,334 0.0
42 Alabaster, AL 33,133 0.0
43 Trussville, AL 25,027 0.0
44 Valley, AL 10,498 0.0
45 Orange Beach, AL 7,847 0.0
46 Tallassee, AL 5,199 0.0
47 Oxford, AL 22,210 0.0
48 Millbrook, AL 16,675 0.0
49 Jacksonville, AL 13,076 0.0
50 Wetumpka, AL 7,025 0.0
51 Prattville, AL 37,977 0.0
52 Brewton, AL 5,288 0.0
53 Ozark, AL 14,396 0.0
54 Tuskegee, AL 9,125 0.0
55 Sheffield, AL 9,305 0.0
56 Sylacauga, AL 12,512 0.0
57 Boaz, AL 10,091 0.0
58 Rainbow City, AL 10,093 0.0
59 Bessemer, AL 26,171 0.0
60 Athens, AL 25,213 0.0
61 Clanton, AL 8,715 0.0
62 Pelham, AL 24,134 0.0
63 Fultondale, AL 9,707 0.0
64 Fairfield, AL 10,108 0.0
65 Helena, AL 20,680 0.0
66 Roanoke, AL 5,368 0.0
67 Smiths Station, AL 5,420 0.0
68 Irondale, AL 13,457 0.0
69 Hoover, AL 91,371 0.0
70 Jasper, AL 14,370 0.0
71 Tuscumbia, AL 8,977 0.0
72 Selma, AL 18,429 0.0
73 Pleasant Grove, AL 9,638 0.0
74 Russellville, AL 10,691 0.0
75 Fairhope, AL 21,825 0.0
76 Fort Payne, AL 14,730 0.0
77 Hartselle, AL 15,308 0.0
78 Talladega, AL 15,782 0.0
79 Gardendale, AL 15,920 0.0
About Chris Kolmar

Chris Kolmar has been in the real estate business for almost ten years now. He originally worked for Movoto Real Estate as the director of marketing before founding HomeSnacks.

He believes the key to finding the right place to live comes down to looking at the data, reading about things to do, and, most importantly, checking it out yourself before you move.

If you've been looking for a place to live in the past several years, you've probably stumbled upon his writing already.

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4 thoughts on “The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Alabama For 2023”

  1. Decatur has an adult toy store called Pleasures.. It was a “BIG DEAL” for small town people.. It stayed in the news and newspapers for years.. But the store still remains in Decatur 20 years now ..

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  2. Cordova surprises me in that it’s not in the top ten. Hell all of Walker County should be, but there’s a special place in after-world for hypocritical denizens of that particular small town. That damn tornado left too much of it standing. (Can you tell I don’t like it?)

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  3. Wetumpka has the biggest moneymaker in the state located there. Its open 24-7 , 365 days a year. It is the Wind Creek Casino Wetumpka. Almost 95 percent of your search data is most likely coming from that casinos guests. All the areas with Indian Casinos in the state probably rank high on this list.

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