The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Texas For 2023


The kinkiest cities in Texas are Richardson and Humble for 2023 based on Saturday Night Science.

By: Chris Kolmar | About HomeSnacks
Last Updated: November 9, 2023

Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.

Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.

Whether we want to admit it or not.

Which of the places in Texas are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.

Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Lone Star State.

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The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Texas For 2023

  1. Richardson (0.07 orders per capita)
  2. Humble (0.03 orders per capita)
  3. Gonzales (0.02 orders per capita)
  4. Crockett (0.02 orders per capita)
  5. Marble Falls (0.02 orders per capita)
  6. Silsbee(0.02 orders per capita)
  7. Henderson (0.02 orders per capita)
  8. Dallas (0.02 orders per capita)
  9. Tyler (0.01 orders per capita)
  10. Lufkin (0.01 orders per capita)

Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Texas, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, the data is 100% truth.

We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Texas are, too.

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n order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Texas purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.

It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Texas are buying adult toys.

Saturday Night Science at it’s finest as there’s no beter way than to solve this argument at a bar.

We caculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

Additionally, we only looked at the 259 places in Texas with over 5,000 people.

For more Texas reading, check out:

Kinkiest Cities In Texas For 2023

Rank City Population Orders Per Capita
1 Richardson, TX 115,904 0.07
2 Humble, TX 16,603 0.03
3 Gonzales, TX 7,138 0.02
4 Crockett, TX 6,441 0.02
5 Marble Falls, TX 6,892 0.02
6 Silsbee, TX 6,822 0.02
7 Henderson, TX 13,498 0.02
8 Dallas, TX 1,300,239 0.02
9 Tyler, TX 104,945 0.01
10 Lufkin, TX 34,264 0.01
11 Port Neches, TX 13,534 0.01
12 Woodway, TX 9,310 0.01
13 Clute, TX 10,722 0.01
14 Tomball, TX 12,333 0.01
15 Conroe, TX 87,930 0.01
16 Gladewater, TX 6,189 0.01
17 La Marque, TX 18,065 0.01
18 Perryton, TX 8,815 0.01
19 Portland, TX 19,914 0.01
20 Houston, TX 2,293,288 0.01
21 Rosenberg, TX 37,871 0.01
22 Austin, TX 944,658 0.01
23 Alpine, TX 5,884 0.01
24 Copperas Cove, TX 35,452 0.01
25 Midland, TX 130,765 0.01
26 Harker Heights, TX 32,320 0.01
27 Terrell, TX 17,083 0.01
28 Kerrville, TX 24,071 0.01
29 Katy, TX 21,926 0.01
30 Alvin, TX 26,982 0.01
31 Seminole, TX 6,913 0.01
32 Fort Worth, TX 908,469 0.01
33 Nacogdoches, TX 32,347 0.01
34 Wharton, TX 8,595 0.01
35 Sulphur Springs, TX 15,825 0.01
36 San Angelo, TX 99,401 0.01
37 Dalhart, TX 8,354 0.01
38 Abilene, TX 125,474 0.01
39 Lubbock, TX 255,537 0.01
40 Del Rio, TX 34,831 0.01
41 Brownsville, TX 185,849 0.01
42 New Braunfels, TX 87,549 0.01
43 Texarkana, TX 36,256 0.01
44 League City, TX 111,847 0.01
45 Gun Barrel City, TX 6,152 0.01
46 Waco, TX 136,800 0.0
47 Muleshoe, TX 5,781 0.0
48 Bedford, TX 49,576 0.0
49 Beeville, TX 13,780 0.0
50 Paris, TX 24,447 0.0
51 Georgetown, TX 66,514 0.0
52 Sweetwater, TX 10,605 0.0
53 Stephenville, TX 20,504 0.0
54 Corpus Christi, TX 318,168 0.0
55 Roanoke, TX 9,270 0.0
56 Brady, TX 5,129 0.0
57 Dayton, TX 8,569 0.0
58 San Antonio, TX 1,434,540 0.0
59 San Marcos, TX 64,812 0.0
60 Odessa, TX 112,640 0.0
61 Amarillo, TX 200,371 0.0
62 Greenville, TX 28,128 0.0
63 Alice, TX 18,001 0.0
64 Orange, TX 19,329 0.0
65 Vernon, TX 10,206 0.0
66 Sherman, TX 43,273 0.0
67 Longview, TX 81,967 0.0
68 Brownwood, TX 18,865 0.0
69 Weatherford, TX 30,385 0.0
70 Joshua, TX 7,722 0.0
71 Galveston, TX 53,092 0.0
72 Lake Dallas, TX 7,594 0.0
73 Wichita Falls, TX 102,563 0.0
74 Victoria, TX 65,643 0.0
75 Killeen, TX 150,082 0.0
76 Temple, TX 80,793 0.0
77 Andrews, TX 13,234 0.0
78 Harlingen, TX 71,124 0.0
79 Royse City, TX 13,512 0.0
80 Beaumont, TX 115,013 0.0
81 Port Arthur, TX 55,757 0.0
82 Jacksonville, TX 14,029 0.0
83 El Paso, TX 676,395 0.0
84 Graham, TX 8,718 0.0
85 Grapevine, TX 50,548 0.0
86 Rockdale, TX 5,378 0.0
87 Rusk, TX 5,501 0.0
88 Bryan, TX 85,204 0.0
89 Fredericksburg, TX 10,864 0.0
90 Keller, TX 45,190 0.0
91 Port Lavaca, TX 11,654 0.0
92 Eagle Pass, TX 28,367 0.0
93 Big Spring, TX 26,199 0.0
94 Huntsville, TX 45,446 0.0
95 Granbury, TX 10,453 0.0
96 Aransas Pass, TX 9,101 0.0
97 Lamesa, TX 8,685 0.0
98 College Station, TX 116,276 0.0
99 Mexia, TX 6,946 0.0
100 Frisco, TX 193,140 0.0
About Chris Kolmar

Chris Kolmar has been in the real estate business for almost ten years now. He originally worked for Movoto Real Estate as the director of marketing before founding HomeSnacks.

He believes the key to finding the right place to live comes down to looking at the data, reading about things to do, and, most importantly, checking it out yourself before you move.

If you've been looking for a place to live in the past several years, you've probably stumbled upon his writing already.

You can find out more about him on LinkedIn or his website.

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2 thoughts on “The 10 Kinkiest Cities In Texas For 2023”

  1. Please either hire an editor or hire a better one. Lufkin is unassuming, not assuming. The same of a candy treat. Is it the name of or same as? Probably more.

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    1. Me n Bob can help yall. I’m thinkin’ tha reasun Luf kind is kinky cuz, me n Bob wuz livin’ there.

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