Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot, well, kinkier. Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough of our interest in sex.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Did you know that an informal BuzzFeed poll ranked Texas as one of the top 10 sexiest states in America? It makes sense, although the categories used, (Miss America Pageant winners, Playboy Playmates per state) might seem silly.
Which of the cities in Texas are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
So, put on your binoculars as we look into the lives of Texas residents to see some pretty sexy stuff. Based on the raw number of purchases, we came up with this list as The 10 Kinkiest Cities in Texas:
- Port Neches
Are these a surprise? We don’t live in Texas, so you guys decide whether or not these cities make sense. But, either way, it’s the 100% truth.
We also have some honorable mention cities as well. We’ll get to those later. And if you’re wondering, we can also tell who the least kinky cities in Texas are, too.
What sex crazed criteria did we use?
In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually.
These are based on a per capita basis, meaning these are sales on a per-person basis, not a raw number of actual orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Kinky toy orders: 8,277
What the heck is going on in Richardson? This semi-wealthy Dallas suburb has the 3rd most orders in the entire state, despite being the 31st largest city. That’s some real interest in spicing it up in the sack if you ask us.
Could it be like 100 people completely overwhelming the order numbers here? Who knows. This is just really interesting stuff.
Kinky toy orders: 481
There was just about one order per every 33 members of the Humble community in the last year. Wow! The city might be called Humble, but certainly, the residents aren’t very humble in the sack, apparently.
Humble is just outside of Houston.
Kinky toy orders: 21,715
1 in every 5,800 people in Dallas ordered something from Adam & Eve in the last year, which is the 3rd highest rate per capita in the state of Texas. No one is going to argue that the people in Dallas like to kink it up behind closed doors are they? Dallas just reeks of sexual tension.
Kinky toy orders: 237
Henderson is a pretty blue-collar city just a short drive southeast of Tyler. The unemployment rate here is under 2%, meaning people shouldn’t have too much extra time on their hands to experiment when the lights go out. But apparently, their true passions necessitate burning the candle at both ends.
Kinky toy orders: 937
The population of this northern Houston suburb has just about doubled in the last 15 years. Is there something in the water up there? Obviously, this medium-sized city has a darker, deeper side that needs vetting.
Kinky toy orders: 1,421
The numbers indicate people are really comfortable with their sexuality in Tyler, Texas. It’s the 32nd largest city in Texas, but the people here ordered the 8th most number of items from Adam & Eve.
If you know someone in Tyler, tag them in this post. They just might blush.
Kinky toy orders: 140
More than 1 in 100 people in little ole’ Tomball have purchased something that would be considered kinky from just one leading website. How many others have made other similar purchases?
Hey, we’re not judging at all. Sounds like ya’ll are having a great time in this Houston ‘burb where the city motto is: “Tomball. Texan For Fun.”
8. Port Neches
Kinky toy orders: 166
Quiet little Port Neches is obviously bringing the kink factor back, since they’re clearly into keeping things spicy in the sack a lot more than the rest of their Texas peers. Who’d have thunk it?
If you’re ‘curious’, take take a quick diversion on your way to or from Beaumont. They’d probably be glad to see you.
Kinky toy orders: 447
There are at least 447 people in the small, assuming city of Lufkin who are quietly getting to know themselves and/or their spouses a little more intimately than a majority of the population. That’s a good thing, right?
Did you know that this is home to the Atkinson Candy Company, inventor of the Chick-O-Stick? That’s actually the same of a candy treat, but we know what you were thinking.
Kinky toy orders: 138
Lastly, we come to the final city in Texas on our kinky tour. One of the wealthier communities in the Lone Star State, this Houston suburb is definitely leading the way in personal growth.
Clawing out from under the data
If you’re measuring the cities in Texas where there’s a high number of kinky-related purchases, this is an accurate list. Take a bow. You’ve certainly earned it.
If you’re curious, here are the least kinky cities in Texas, which are pretty vanilla (boring) in regards to our current study. If you notice, these are some of the wealthier communities in the state. Is there a connection?
- McAllen, TX
- Pflugerville, TX
- Flower Mound, TX
- Mission, TX
- Waxahachie, TX
Complete Ranking of the Kinkiest Cities In Texas