These Are The 10 Dumbest Cities In West Virginia


We used science and data to determine which of West Virginia’s cities are dumb as rocks.

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As far as states go, West Virginia is far from being the sharpest tool in the shed; in fact, a recent Washington Post article named West Virginia as the seventh dumbest state in the nation.

West Virginia lags behind the rest of the United States in terms of IQ and standardized test scores, as well as having the lowest rate of college graduate residents of any state in the country.

Well, our study only deals with the completion of basic education, and since you have to finish high school to go to college, these are the cities that are really giving West Virginia a bad intellectual name on a national level.

After crunching the numbers, we came up with this list of the ten dumbest cities in the Mountain State:

  1. Hinton
  2. Welch
  3. Barboursville
  4. Charles Town
  5. Martinsburg
  6. New Martinsville
  7. Princeton
  8. Ripley
  9. Kenova
  10. Moundsville
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How we determined the dumbest cities in the Mountain State

We realize that formal education isn’t everything when it comes to being smart, but on the other hand not knowing the difference between they’re, their, and there is always going to make you look pretty stupid.

So we narrowed down our criteria to focus both on a city’s educational opportunities and what percentage of the population takes advantage of those opportunities.

In short, we came up with these criteria to determine the dumbest cities in West Virginia:

  • % of city’s population with less than a high school education (Age 25+)
  • % of high school dropouts (Ages 16-19)

Note: We only looked at cities with populations greater than 2,500 leaving us 48 cities in West Virginia to rank. We also looked at the graduation rates of the entire population, not the current rates for high schoolers.

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1. Hinton

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 2,615
Adults Without High School Diploma: 23.4%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 32.8%

According to the data, Hinton is the dumbest city in West Virginia by a super wide margin. Why is that?

Well, the biggest factor in determining Hinton’s stupidity is the city’s absurdly high rate of teenagers dropping out high school; currently, about one third of the city’s teens are leaving basic education each year, which is the highest rate in the state and six times higher than the state average.

On top of that, Hinton has the second highest rate of uneducated adults in the state, with 23.4% of residents over the age of 25 lacking a high school diploma – that’s about twice as high as the average for West Virginian cities.

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2. Welch

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 3,015
Adults Without High School Diploma: 21.1%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 12.4%

Located in southern West Virginia, Welch ranks as the second dumbest city in the state, mostly due to its high rate of uneducated adult residents.

Welch has the third highest uneducated adult population in the state, with more than a fifth of residents over the age of 25 lacking a GED.

The current rate of teenagers dropping out of high school is also more than twice as high as the state average, with 12.4% of teenage students dropping out each year.

3. Barboursville

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 4,075
Adults Without High School Diploma: 16.6%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 21.4%

Unlike the first two cities on this list, Barboursville’s population has been growing in recent years and poverty isn’t as much of a plague on the community – but stupidity still is.

Located due east of Huntington in western West Virginia, Barboursville has the fourth highest rate of teenage high school dropouts in the state, with about 21 of every 100 high schoolers opting out of basic education each year.

The uneducated adult population is also rather high, with 16.6% of residents over the age of 25 having never completed high school.

Still, it seems more worrisome that the current dropout rate for teenagers is even higher than the current rate of uneducated adults, since it pretty much guarantees that Barboursville will only get dumber in the years to come.

4. Charles Town

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 5,464
Adults Without High School Diploma: 15.2%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 25.1%

Located in the Eastern Panhandle of West Virginia, Charles Town’s population has doubled since 2000, but apparently the new folks aren’t bringing a lot of smarts to the table.

The current rate of teenagers dropping out of high school in Charlestown is five times higher than the state average, with about one fourth of teens leaving school before acquiring a diploma; that’s the second highest rate in West Virginia.

Only about 85% of the city’s adult population has a high school degree, but that’s much less of a long-term stupidity problem than the city’s current teenage high school dropout rate.

5. Martinsburg

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 17,508
Adults Without High School Diploma: 17.3%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 5.1%

Apparently, stupidity and crime go hand in hand; Martinsburg is the second most dangerous and fifth dumbest city in West Virginia.

Located 15 miles north of Charles Town, the not-so-great city of Martinsburg is the largest city in West Virginia’s panhandle and the largest city to make this list.

On the “brighter” side, the current rate of teenagers dropping out of high school in Martinsburg is actually lower than the state average.

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Yet, 17.3% of Martinsburg residents over the age of 25 lack a GED, which is the seventh highest rate of uneducated adults in West Virginia.

6. New Martinsville

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 5,322
Adults Without High School Diploma: 15.0%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 8.1%

Located in northwestern West Virginia, New Martinsville ranks as the sixth dumbest city in the state overall.

Only 85 of every 100 adults living in New Martinsville completed high school, which is only slightly worse than the state average.

The current high school dropout rate for teenagers in New Martinsville is 8.1%, which is the eleventh highest rate in West Virginia.

7. Princeton

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 6,387
Adults Without High School Diploma: 25.7%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 0.0%

Princeton, West Virginia is a far cry from its collegiate namesake in terms of intelligence; the city has the highest rate of uneducated adults in the whole state.

With 25.7% of Princeton residents over the age of 25 lacking a GED, Princeton’s rate of uneducated adults is twice as high as the state average.

On the other hand, the current high school dropout rate for Princeton’s teenagers is 0%, so the city can only grow much smarter in the years to come.

8. Ripley

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 3,259
Adults Without High School Diploma: 16.1%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 5.1%

Located in the western part of the state, Ripley ranks as the eighth dumbest city in West Virginia overall.

While the current rate of teenage high school dropout rates in Ripley is right around the state average, it has a much higher rate of uneducated adults than most places in West Virginia.

9. Kenova

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 3,151
Adults Without High School Diploma: 19.6%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 0.0%

Kenova, a city located at the confluence of the Ohio and Big Sandy Rivers at the border of Kentucky and Ohio, is the ninth dumbest city in West Virginia.

While the current dropout rate for teenagers is an admirable and unbeatable 0%, the adults in Kenova drag down the city’s overall smartness score.

Kenova has the fourth highest rate of uneducated adults in the state, with just about 1 in 5 residents over the age of 25 thinking that algebra was too difficult.

10. Moundsville

Dumbest West Virginia

Source: Wikipedia

Population: 8,960
Adults Without High School Diploma: 12.1%
Teenage High School Dropouts: 12.8%

Moundsville is the last city to make our disreputable list of the dumbest places in West Virginia, mostly due to the city’s super high dropout rate for teenage high school students.

With 12.8% of Moundsville’s teens opting out of high school each year, the city’s dropout rate is the sixth highest in the state and more than doubles the state average.

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With the current dropout rate even higher than the rate of the city’s uneducated adults, Moundsville may climb higher on this list in the years to come.

Putting a dunce cap on our analysis

If you’re measuring the locations in West Virginia where there are a high number of teenage dropouts and adults who never received a formal education, this is an accurate list.

If you’re wondering where all the smart folks are hiding, here are the five smartest cities in West Virginia, in order: Pleasant Valley, Williamstown, Bridgeport, Hurricane, and Fayetteville.

Other notable cities: West Virginia’s capital and biggest city, Charleston, ranked as the 13th smartest city in the state, while South Charleston ranked slightly higher as the 9th smartest city.

West Virginia’s second biggest city, Huntington, ranked as the 13th dumbest city in the state, and Parkersburg was close behind as the 15th dumbest city.

Detailed List Of Dumbest Cities In West Virginia

City Rank Population Adults Without High School Diploma Teenage High School Dropouts
Hinton 1 2,615 23.4% 32.8%
Welch 2 3,015 21.1% 12.4%
Barboursville 3 4,075 16.6% 21.4%
Charles Town 4 5,464 15.2% 25.1%
Martinsburg 5 17,508 17.3% 5.1%
New Martinsville 6 5,322 15.0% 8.1%
Princeton 7 6,387 25.7% 0.0%
Ripley 8 3,259 16.1% 5.1%
Kenova 9 3,151 19.6% 0.0%
Moundsville 10 8,960 12.1% 12.8%
Williamson 11 3,118 19.1% 0.0%
Grafton 12 5,179 18.4% 0.0%
Huntington 13 49,053 14.0% 5.4%
Oak Hill 14 8,270 17.2% 1.9%
Parkersburg 15 31,195 13.2% 7.1%
Nitro 16 6,860 11.5% 16.7%
Point Pleasant 17 4,326 16.2% 0.0%
#N/A 18 4,602 16.2% 0.0%
Beckley 19 17,529 11.7% 7.9%
Clarksburg 20 16,437 13.6% 4.4%
Weston 21 4,088 14.0% 3.7%
Summersville 22 3,549 15.2% 0.0%
Bluefield 23 10,465 13.7% 2.2%
Weirton 24 19,523 10.2% 9.0%
Buckhannon 25 5,646 14.5% 0.0%
Dunbar 26 7,844 8.9% 10.3%
Lewisburg 27 3,917 7.6% 22.1%
Westover 28 4,099 8.2% 10.3%
Wheeling 29 28,129 9.5% 6.6%
Wellsburg 30 2,763 13.0% 0.0%
Follansbee 31 2,949 12.3% 0.0%
Elkins 32 7,241 12.1% 0.0%
Chester 33 2,564 11.9% 0.0%
Fairmont 34 18,746 11.6% 1.9%
Kingwood 35 2,953 11.9% 0.0%
Charleston 36 50,911 9.1% 4.1%
St. Albans 37 10,939 7.9% 6.1%
Keyser 38 5,350 11.4% 0.0%
Vienna 39 10,654 8.0% 4.7%
South Charleston 40 13,380 9.7% 0.0%
Madison 41 3,021 8.5% 0.0%
Ravenswood 42 3,853 8.0% 0.0%
Morgantown 43 30,133 7.1% 0.2%
Fayetteville 44 2,916 6.6% 0.0%
Hurricane 45 6,352 6.3% 0.0%
Bridgeport 46 8,316 5.8% 0.0%
Williamstown 47 2,919 5.5% 0.0%
Pleasant Valley 48 3,175 5.1% 0.0%

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  1. There is a glaring typo in the second paragraph explaining why Hinton is so stupid. Maybe you shouldn’t be the one throwing rocks.

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