The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Connecticut For 2022

If you can’t score in these Connecticut cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Connecticut.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Connecticut.

For example, New London, Connecticut has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Connecticut if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 31 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Connecticut:

Are you trying to find love in Connecticut?

You might be thinking, "Storrs?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Storrs, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Connecticut, according to science? That would be Naugatuck. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Connecticut For 2022

Storrs, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 78.3
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 16,392
Bars: 23
Colleges: 1
More on Storrs:  Cost Of Living

New London, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 69.8
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 27,001
Bars: 3
Colleges: 3
More on New London:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Hartford, CT

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Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 68.8
Rank Last Year: 3 (No Change)
Population: 122,549
Bars: 20
Colleges: 7
More on Hartford:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

New Haven, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 67.1
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 130,381
Bars: 26
Colleges: 5
More on New Haven:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Willimantic, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 62.4
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 18,669
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Willimantic:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Manchester, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 59.7
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 35,946
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Manchester:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Bridgeport, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 55.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (No Change)
Population: 145,014
Bars: 12
Colleges: 4
More on Bridgeport:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

New Britain, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 50.2
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 72,543
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on New Britain:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Middletown, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 48.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 46,406
Bars: 5
Colleges: 3
More on Middletown:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Greenwich, CT

Overall SnackAbility


Get Laid Score: 44.1
Rank Last Year: 12 (Up 2)
Population: 12,967
Bars: 8
Colleges: 0
More on Greenwich:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Constitution State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Connecticut, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Connecticut. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Connecticut, that meant a total of 31 cities.

Read on to see why Storrs is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Connecticut for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Connecticut where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Connecticut, according to science:

  1. Naugatuck
  2. Torrington
  3. North Haven

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Connecticut For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Storrs, CT 16,392 23
2 New London, CT 27,001 3
3 Hartford, CT 122,549 20
4 New Haven, CT 130,381 26
5 Willimantic, CT 18,669 4
6 Manchester, CT 35,946 3
7 Bridgeport, CT 145,014 12
8 New Britain, CT 72,543 7
9 Middletown, CT 46,406 5
10 Greenwich, CT 12,967 8
11 Waterbury, CT 107,841 3
12 Stamford, CT 130,057 6
13 Meriden, CT 59,512 4
14 East Hartford, CT 50,036 3
15 Wallingford Center, CT 18,948 3
16 Norwalk, CT 88,755 3
17 Milford, CT 52,902 8
18 West Haven, CT 54,666 11
19 Derby, CT 12,420 4
20 Bethel, CT 10,839 3
21 Bristol, CT 60,039 4
22 Ansonia, CT 18,709 4
23 East Haven, CT 28,645 4
24 Newington, CT 30,114 4
25 Danbury, CT 84,650 3
26 Windsor Locks, CT 12,732 3
27 Wethersfield, CT 26,068 4
28 Orange, CT 13,928 5
29 North Haven, CT 23,665 4
30 Torrington, CT 34,259 3
31 Naugatuck, CT 31,201 3

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