These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Connecticut For 2019


If you can’t score in these Connecticut cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Connecticut.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Connecticut.

For example, New Haven, Connecticut has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Connecticut if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 33 of the state’s most populous areas (over 12,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Connecticut:

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  1. Storrs (Photos)
  2. New Haven (Photos)
  3. Willimantic (Photos)
  4. New London (Photos)
  5. Hartford (Photos)
  6. Manchester (Photos)
  7. New Britain (Photos)
  8. Waterbury (Photos)
  9. Bridgeport (Photos)
  10. Middletown (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Storrs?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Storrs, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Connecticut, according to science? That would be Darien. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Constitution State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Connecticut, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Connecticut. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 12,000 people. For Connecticut, that meant a total of 33 cities.

Read on to see why Storrs is party central.

Storrs, CT

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 77.2
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 16,077
Bars: 23
Colleges: 1
More on Storrs:  Data | Photos

New Haven, CT

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 130,884
Bars: 26
Colleges: 5
More on New Haven:  Data | Photos

New Haven, in the U.S. state of Connecticut, is the principal municipality in Greater New Haven, which had a total population of 862,477 in 2010. It is located on New Haven Harbor on the northern shore of Long Island Sound in New Haven County, Connecticut, and is part of the New York metropolitan area. It is the second-largest city in Connecticut, with a population of 129,779 people as of the 2010 United States Census. According to a census of 1 July 2012, by the Census Bureau, the city had a population of 130,741.

Willimantic, CT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.6
Rank Last Year: 4 (Up 1)
Population: 17,550
Bars: 4
Colleges: 3
More on Willimantic:  Data | Photos

Willimantic is a census-designated place, former city and borough, and special-services district. It is located in the town of Windham in Windham County, Connecticut. The population was 17,737 at the 2010 census. It is home to Eastern Connecticut State University and the Windham Textile and History Museum. Willimantic was incorporated as a city in 1893; the city was superseded in 1983 by the Willimantic Special Services District/Willimantic CDP. It is also the birthplace of former U.S. Senator Christopher Dodd of Connecticut.

New London, CT

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.9
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 27,147
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on New London:  Data | Photos

New London is a seaport city and a port of entry on the northeast coast of the United States. It is located at the mouth of the Thames River in New London County, Southeastern Connecticut.

Hartford, CT

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Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.7
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 124,390
Bars: 20
Colleges: 7
More on Hartford:  Data | Photos

Hartford is the capital of the U.S. state of Connecticut. It was the seat of Hartford County until Connecticut disbanded county government in 1960. As of the 2010 Census, Hartford’s population was 124,775, making it Connecticut’s third-largest city after the coastal cities of Bridgeport and New Haven. Census Bureau estimates since then have indicated Hartford’s fall to fourth place statewide, as a result of sustained population growth in the coastal city of Stamford.

Manchester, CT

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.4
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 1)
Population: 30,021
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Manchester:  Data | Photos

Manchester is a town in Hartford County, Connecticut, United States. As of the 2010 census, the town had a total population of 58,241. The urban center of the town is the Manchester census-designated place, with a population of 30,577 at the 2010 census.

New Britain, CT

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 58.6
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 73,069
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on New Britain:  Data | Photos

New Britain is a city in Hartford County, Connecticut, United States. It is located approximately 9 miles southwest of Hartford. According to 2010 Census, the population of the city is 73,206.

Waterbury, CT

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.9
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 2)
Population: 109,250
Bars: 3
Colleges: 3
More on Waterbury:  Data | Photos

Waterbury is a city in the U.S. state of Connecticut on the Naugatuck River, 33 miles southwest of Hartford and 77 miles northeast of New York City. Waterbury is in New Haven County, Connecticut. As of the 2010 census, Waterbury had a population of 110,366, making it the 10th largest city in the New York Metropolitan Area, 9th largest city in New England and the 5th largest city in Connecticut.

Bridgeport, CT

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 51.2
Rank Last Year: 9 (No Change)
Population: 147,586
Bars: 12
Colleges: 5
More on Bridgeport:  Data | Photos

Bridgeport is a seaport city in the U.S. state of Connecticut. It is the largest city in the state and is located in Fairfield County at the mouth of the Pequonnock River on Long Island Sound. Bridgeport had a population of 144,229 during the 2010 Census, making it also the 5th-most populous in New England. It is bordered by the towns of Trumbull to the north, Fairfield to the west, and Stratford to the east. The Greater Bridgeport area is the 48th-largest urban area in the United States. Located 60 miles from Manhattan and 40 miles from the Bronx, Bridgeport is also part of the New York metropolitan area.

Middletown, CT

Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 48.8
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 3)
Population: 46,747
Bars: 5
Colleges: 3
More on Middletown:  Data | Photos

Middletown is a city located in Middlesex County, Connecticut, along the Connecticut River, in the central part of the state, 16 miles south of Hartford. In 1650, it was incorporated as a town under its original Indian name, Mattabeseck. It received its present name in 1653. Middletown was included within Hartford County upon its creation on May 10, 1666. In 1784, the central settlement was incorporated as a city distinct from the town. Both were included within newly formed Middlesex County in May 1785. In 1923, the City of Middletown was consolidated with the Town, making the city limits of the city quite extensive.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Connecticut for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Connecticut where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Connecticut, according to science:

  1. Darien
  2. Naugatuck
  3. Westport

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Connecticut For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Storrs, CT 16,077 23
2 New Haven, CT 130,884 26
3 Willimantic, CT 17,550 4
4 New London, CT 27,147 3
5 Hartford, CT 124,390 20
6 Manchester, CT 30,021 3
7 New Britain, CT 73,069 7
8 Waterbury, CT 109,250 3
9 Bridgeport, CT 147,586 12
10 Middletown, CT 46,747 5
11 West Haven, CT 55,044 11
12 Meriden, CT 60,241 4
13 Greenwich, CT 13,399 8
14 Milford, CT 52,331 8
15 East Hartford, CT 50,812 3
16 Norwalk, CT 88,537 3
17 Derby, CT 12,700 4
18 Stratford, CT 52,529 7
19 East Haven, CT 29,006 4
20 Bristol, CT 60,498 4
21 Wallingford Center, CT 17,756 3
22 Newington, CT 30,603 4
23 Ansonia, CT 18,953 4
24 Stamford, CT 128,851 6
25 Wethersfield, CT 26,395 4
26 Windsor Locks, CT 12,563 3
27 Danbury, CT 84,573 3
28 North Haven, CT 23,877 4
29 Torrington, CT 35,078 3
30 Orange, CT 13,981 5
31 Westport, CT 27,777 3
32 Naugatuck, CT 31,649 3
33 Darien, CT 21,742 3

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