The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Michigan For 2023

There are a number of party hot spots in Michigan.

For example, Mount Pleasant, Michigan has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Michigan if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 96 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Michigan.

Don’t freak out.

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Michigan

1. Oak Park
2. Mount Pleasant
3. Howell
4. Ypsilanti
5. Detroit
6. East Lansing
7. Ann Arbor
8. Southfield
9. Adrian
10. Kalamazoo

You might be thinking, “Oak Park?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Oak Park, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Michigan near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Michigan, according to science? That would be Forest Hills. More on that later.

For more Michigan reading, check out:

• Best Places To Live In Michigan
• Cheapest Places To Live In Michigan
• Safest Places To Live In Michigan

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Michigan For 2023

1. Oak Park

Source: Wikipedia User Johnrozsa | CC BY-SA 4.0

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 29,677
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Oak Park:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

2. Mount Pleasant

Source: Wikipedia User https://maps.bpl.org | CC BY 2.0

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 78.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 21,880
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Mount Pleasant:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

3. Howell

Source: Wikipedia User Joshuay04 | CC BY-SA 4.0

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.3
Rank Last Year: –
Population: 10,025
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Howell:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

4. Ypsilanti

Source: Wikipedia User Seidenstud | CC BY-SA 2.0

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.9
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 20,448
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Ypsilanti:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

5. Detroit

Source: Wikipedia User User:AE at Quicken Loans | CC BY-SA 1.0

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.9
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 645,658
Bars: 64
Colleges: 9
More on Detroit:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

6. East Lansing

Source: Wikipedia User The original uploader was Jeffness at English Wikipedia | CC BY-SA 2.5

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.7
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 3)
Population: 47,427
Bars: 8
Colleges: 2
More on East Lansing:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

7. Ann Arbor

Source: Wikipedia User | GFDL

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.5
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 122,731
Bars: 13
Colleges: 3
More on Ann Arbor:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

8. Southfield

Source: Public domain

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.8
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 76,196
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Southfield:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

9. Adrian

Source: Wikipedia User Dwight Burdette | CC BY 3.0

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.9
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 2)
Population: 20,674
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Adrian:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

10. Kalamazoo

Source: Public domain

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (Down 1)
Population: 74,020
Bars: 7
Colleges: 4
More on Kalamazoo:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Wolverine State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Michigan, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Michigan. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

• Population density
• % of population that’s female (More females than males)
• % of unmarried people in each city
• % of households with kids in each city
• Colleges per capita
• Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Michigan, that meant a total of 96 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Michigan.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Michigan for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Michigan where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Michigan, according to science:

1. Forest Hills
2. Flat Rock
3. Norton Shores

For more Michigan reading, check out:

• Cheapest Places To Live In Michigan
• Most Dangerous Places in Michigan
• Best Places To Live In Michigan

Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Michigan For 2023

Rank	City	Population	Bars
1	Oak Park, MI	29,677	3
2	Mount Pleasant, MI	21,880	3
3	Howell, MI	10,025	3
4	Ypsilanti, MI	20,448	4
5	Detroit, MI	645,658	64
6	East Lansing, MI	47,427	8
7	Ann Arbor, MI	122,731	13
8	Southfield, MI	76,196	6
9	Adrian, MI	20,674	4
10	Kalamazoo, MI	74,020	7
11	Lansing, MI	113,592	24
12	Allendale, MI	23,999	4
13	Grand Rapids, MI	197,858	12
14	Jackson, MI	31,810	3
15	Marquette, MI	20,561	4
16	Monroe, MI	20,344	3
17	Flint, MI	83,312	3
18	Westland, MI	84,961	6
19	Warren, MI	138,996	3
20	Escanaba, MI	12,439	6
21	Alpena, MI	10,181	3
22	Harper Woods, MI	15,287	3
23	Holland, MI	34,067	6
24	Port Huron, MI	29,009	3
25	Berkley, MI	15,234	4
26	Ferndale, MI	19,414	7
27	Dearborn, MI	107,985	9
28	Livonia, MI	95,294	10
29	Eastpointe, MI	34,148	3
30	Wyandotte, MI	24,992	10
31	Farmington, MI	11,481	9
32	Farmington Hills, MI	83,749	10
33	Madison Heights, MI	28,719	3
34	Hazel Park, MI	15,213	3
35	Roseville, MI	47,692	6
36	Southgate, MI	29,990	3
37	Ionia, MI	11,655	3
38	Wayne, MI	17,624	4
39	Waverly, MI	23,328	3
40	Muskegon Heights, MI	10,058	3
41	Fraser, MI	14,703	4
42	St. Clair Shores, MI	59,046	5
43	Niles, MI	11,929	4
44	Battle Creek, MI	52,434	5
45	Royal Oak, MI	58,368	7
46	Pontiac, MI	61,498	3
47	Clawson, MI	11,482	5
48	Woodhaven, MI	12,889	3
49	Inkster, MI	25,849	3
50	South Lyon, MI	11,786	3
51	Rochester Hills, MI	75,990	4
52	Haslett, MI	19,333	3
53	Wixom, MI	16,853	3
54	Melvindale, MI	12,534	3
55	Grosse Pointe Park, MI	11,529	3
56	Sterling Heights, MI	134,062	3
57	Wyoming, MI	76,625	5
58	Mount Clemens, MI	15,735	3
59	Sault Ste. Marie, MI	13,523	5
60	Hamtramck, MI	27,548	3
61	Grosse Pointe Woods, MI	16,353	3
62	Dearborn Heights, MI	62,334	5
63	Saginaw, MI	44,796	3
64	Riverview, MI	12,465	3
65	Owosso, MI	14,708	3
66	Allen Park, MI	28,431	3
67	Fenton, MI	11,949	3
68	Grand Haven, MI	10,935	3
69	Burton, MI	29,532	3
70	Sturgis, MI	11,067	3
71	Troy, MI	86,912	3
72	Kentwood, MI	53,884	5
73	Birmingham, MI	21,728	3
74	Trenton, MI	18,489	3
75	Rochester, MI	13,048	3
76	Northview, MI	15,251	5
77	Lambertville, MI	10,049	3
78	Taylor, MI	63,071	3
79	Walker, MI	25,149	7
80	Novi, MI	65,369	4
81	Okemos, MI	25,179	4
82	Holt, MI	25,755	4
83	Beverly Hills, MI	10,593	3
84	Cutlerville, MI	19,313	3
85	Cadillac, MI	10,317	6
86	Jenison, MI	17,570	3
87	Grosse Pointe Farms, MI	10,018	3
88	Portage, MI	48,767	3
89	Coldwater, MI	13,764	3
90	Grandville, MI	16,043	3
91	New Baltimore, MI	12,147	3
92	East Grand Rapids, MI	11,381	3
93	Romulus, MI	24,977	6
94	Norton Shores, MI	25,040	3
95	Flat Rock, MI	10,439	3
96	Forest Hills, MI	28,327	4