These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Michigan


If you can’t score in these Michigan cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Michigan.

For example, Oak Park, Michigan has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Michigan if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 94 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Michigan:

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  1. Mount Pleasant (Photos)
  2. Oak Park (Photos)
  3. Ypsilanti (Photos)
  4. Southfield (Photos)
  5. Escanaba (Photos)
  6. Detroit (Photos)
  7. Westland (Photos)
  8. Alpena (Photos)
  9. Lansing (Photos)
  10. East Lansing (Photos)

You might be thinking, ‘Mount Pleasant?!’ Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Mount Pleasant, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Michigan, according to science? That would be Forest Hills. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Wolverine State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Michigan, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2012-2016 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Michigan. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a ‘Chance To Get Laid Score’.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Michigan, that meant a total of 94 cities.

Read on to see why Mount Pleasant is party central.

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1. Mount Pleasant

Mount Pleasant, Mi

Get Laid Score: 83.8
Population: 25,896
% Female Population: 53.8%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 2
Mount Pleasant is a city in the U.S. state of Michigan and the county seat of Isabella County, located in Central Michigan. The population was 26,016 at the 2010 census.

2. Oak Park

Oak Park, Mi

Get Laid Score: 70.8
Population: 29,751
% Female Population: 55.1%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Oak Park is a city in south Oakland County of the U.S. state of Michigan. It is a northern suburb of the city of Detroit, which is located in neighboring Wayne County, and part of its metropolitan area. As of the 2010 census, the population of Oak Park is 29,319.

3. Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Mi

Get Laid Score: 69.9
Population: 20,577
% Female Population: 48.9%
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
Ypsilanti (/pslænti/ ip-si-LAN-tee; often mispronounced /jpslænti/ yip-si-LAN-tee), commonly shortened to Ypsi, is a city in Washtenaw County in the U.S. state of Michigan, perhaps best known as the home of Eastern Michigan University. As of the 2017 census, the city’s population was 21,018. The city is bounded to the north by Superior Township and on the west, south, and east by Ypsilanti Township. Ypsilanti is located 6 miles (10 km) east of Ann Arbor and about 18 miles (29 km) west of the Detroit city limits.

4. Southfield

Southfield, Mi

Source: Public domain

Get Laid Score: 69.7
Population: 73,055
% Female Population: 54.7%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Southfield is a city in Oakland County of the US state of Michigan. It is a northern suburb of Detroit, MI. As of the 2010 census, the city had a population of 71,739. A part of Metro Detroit’s upscale office market, the city’s marque is a cluster of five golden skyscrapers ? known as the ‘Golden Triangle’ ? that form the contemporary 2,200,000 square feet (204,400 m2) Southfield Town Center office complex with a Westin Hotel and a conference center. In addition, a 33-story luxury residential high-rise is separate from the complex. To the west, near the confluence of I-696/Reuther Freeway and M-10/Lodge Freeway, is the American Center.

5. Escanaba

Escanaba, Mi

Get Laid Score: 68.5
Population: 12,455
% Female Population: 53.0%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Escanaba (/sknb/ ESS-k-NAH-b) is a port city in Delta County in the U.S. state of Michigan, located on the Escanaba River in the banana belt of the state’s Upper Peninsula. The population was 12,616 at the 2010 census, making it the third-largest city in the Upper Peninsula after Marquette and Sault Ste. Marie. It is the seat of government of Delta County.

6. Detroit

Detroit, Mi

Get Laid Score: 68.4
Population: 683,443
% Female Population: 52.7%
Bars: 62
Colleges: 9
Detroit (/dtrt/) is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Michigan, the largest city on the United States?Canada border, and the seat of Wayne County. The municipality of Detroit had a 2016 estimated population of 672,795, making it the 23rd-most populous city in the United States. The metropolitan area, known as Metro Detroit, is home to 4.3 million people, making it the second-largest in the Midwest after Chicago.

7. Westland

Westland, Mi

Get Laid Score: 66.7
Population: 82,218
% Female Population: 53.1%
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
Westland is a city in Wayne County in the U.S. state of Michigan. It is located about 16 miles (26 km) west of downtown Detroit. As of the 2010 census, the city had a total population of 84,094. It is the 10th largest city and 12th largest municipality in Michigan.

8. Alpena

Alpena, Mi

Get Laid Score: 65.2
Population: 10,213
% Female Population: 52.9%
Bars: 1
Colleges: 1
Alpena /ælpin/ is a city in the U.S. state of Michigan and the county seat of Alpena County. It is considered to be part of northern Michigan. The Thunder Bay National Marine Sanctuary is located in the city. The population was 10,483 at the 2010 census. The population swells with a large number of visitors in the summer.

9. Lansing

Lansing, Mi

Get Laid Score: 65.0
Population: 114,773
% Female Population: 51.9%
Bars: 22
Colleges: 4
Lansing /læns/ is the capital of the U.S. state of Michigan. It is mostly in Ingham County, although portions of the city extend west into Eaton County and north into Clinton County. The 2010 Census placed the city’s population at 114,297, making it the fifth largest city in Michigan. The population of its Metropolitan Statistical Area (MSA) was 464,036, while the even larger Combined Statistical Area (CSA) population, which includes Shiawassee County, was 534,684. It was named the new state capital of Michigan in 1847, ten years after Michigan became a state.

10. East Lansing

East Lansing, Mi

Get Laid Score: 64.6
Population: 48,395
% Female Population: 49.5%
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
East Lansing is a city in the U.S. state of Michigan directly east of Lansing, the state capital. Most of the city is within Ingham County, with the rest in Clinton County. The population was 48,579 at the 2010 census, an increase from 46,420 in 2000. It is best known as the home of Michigan State University.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Michigan

If you’re looking at cities in Michigan where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Michigan, according to science:

  1. Forest Hills
  2. New Baltimore
  3. Novi

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Michigan

City Rank Population Percent Female Bars
Mount Pleasant, MI 1 25,896 53.8% 1
Oak Park, MI 2 29,751 55.1% 1
Ypsilanti, MI 3 20,577 48.9% 2
Southfield, MI 4 73,055 54.7% 4
Escanaba, MI 5 12,455 53.0% 4
Detroit, MI 6 683,443 52.7% 62
Westland, MI 7 82,218 53.1% 4
Alpena, MI 8 10,213 52.9% 1
Lansing, MI 9 114,773 51.9% 22
East Lansing, MI 10 48,395 49.5% 6
Jackson, MI 11 33,165 53.5% 1
Port Huron, MI 12 29,388 50.9% 1
Big Rapids, MI 13 10,495 48.8% 1
Flint, MI 14 98,918 51.8% 1
Kalamazoo, MI 15 75,885 50.0% 5
Grand Rapids, MI 16 193,887 50.8% 10
Ann Arbor, MI 17 118,087 50.0% 11
Clawson, MI 18 12,008 52.8% 3
Adrian, MI 19 20,800 49.8% 2
Monroe, MI 20 20,243 52.8% 1
Marquette, MI 21 21,282 47.0% 2
Saginaw, MI 22 49,892 51.7% 1
Southgate, MI 23 29,355 52.7% 1
Warren, MI 24 135,069 51.7% 1
Ferndale, MI 25 20,167 49.6% 5
Madison Heights, MI 26 30,168 52.6% 1
Owosso, MI 27 14,738 50.4% 1
Farmington Hills, MI 28 81,154 52.8% 8
Eastpointe, MI 29 32,648 53.4% 1
Cadillac, MI 30 10,380 50.5% 4
Battle Creek, MI 31 51,763 51.8% 3
Allen Park, MI 32 27,519 51.3% 1
Holland, MI 33 33,581 51.9% 4
St. Clair Shores, MI 34 59,916 51.6% 3
Royal Oak, MI 35 58,823 50.3% 5
Harper Woods, MI 36 13,895 52.2% 1
Muskegon Heights, MI 37 10,792 54.9% 1
Riverview, MI 38 12,208 56.1% 1
Hazel Park, MI 39 16,587 47.1% 1
Wyandotte, MI 40 25,225 51.6% 8
Mount Clemens, MI 41 16,390 49.4% 1
Roseville, MI 42 47,606 50.9% 4
Farmington, MI 43 10,526 53.3% 7
Livonia, MI 44 94,849 51.2% 8
Wayne, MI 45 17,143 52.8% 2
Waverly, MI 46 24,617 52.6% 1
Fraser, MI 47 14,620 52.9% 2
Grand Haven, MI 48 10,853 54.4% 1
Haslett, MI 49 19,951 53.5% 1
Highland Park, MI 50 10,978 50.1% 2
Ionia, MI 51 11,396 34.1% 1
Birmingham, MI 52 20,653 52.9% 1
Niles, MI 53 11,379 53.0% 2
Inkster, MI 54 24,738 50.6% 1
Dearborn, MI 55 95,520 51.4% 7
Pontiac, MI 56 59,920 51.8% 1
Trenton, MI 57 18,426 52.3% 1
Berkley, MI 58 15,239 50.3% 2
Wyoming, MI 59 74,692 50.7% 3
Rochester Hills, MI 60 72,987 50.8% 2
Okemos, MI 61 22,493 53.2% 2
Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 62 15,785 52.1% 1
Taylor, MI 63 61,716 51.9% 1
Allendale, MI 64 19,475 51.1% 2
Melvindale, MI 65 10,437 50.2% 1
Rochester, MI 66 12,969 51.5% 1
Dearborn Heights, MI 67 56,329 51.0% 3
Coldwater, MI 68 10,834 52.2% 1
South Lyon, MI 69 11,672 51.8% 1
Kentwood, MI 70 50,761 52.0% 3
Cutlerville, MI 71 15,379 52.5% 1
Burton, MI 72 28,995 53.1% 1
Northview, MI 73 15,393 52.3% 3
Sterling Heights, MI 74 131,674 50.5% 1
Sault Ste. Marie, MI 75 13,941 48.9% 3
Grandville, MI 76 15,842 52.1% 1
Holt, MI 77 24,418 53.1% 2
Troy, MI 78 82,982 50.6% 1
Fenton, MI 79 11,471 51.6% 1
Hamtramck, MI 80 21,985 49.3% 1
Wixom, MI 81 13,733 51.8% 1
Portage, MI 82 47,854 52.0% 1
Norton Shores, MI 83 24,091 51.2% 1
Jenison, MI 84 17,461 51.4% 1
Grosse Pointe Park, MI 85 11,276 50.6% 1
Walker, MI 86 24,458 50.8% 5
Beverly Hills, MI 87 10,450 52.5% 1
Sturgis, MI 88 10,921 51.5% 1
Woodhaven, MI 89 12,590 49.1% 1
East Grand Rapids, MI 90 11,297 51.1% 1
Romulus, MI 91 23,457 51.2% 4
Novi, MI 92 58,233 51.2% 2
New Baltimore, MI 93 12,266 50.4% 1
Forest Hills, MI 94 27,667 50.2% 2

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