The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Michigan For 2023


We used Saturday Night Science to determine the cities in Michigan where you can get down.

There are a number of party hot spots in Michigan.

For example, Mount Pleasant, Michigan has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has many college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use Saturday Night Science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could go in Michigan if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 96 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the ten easiest places to get laid in the state of Michigan.

Don’t freak out.

You might be thinking, “Oak Park?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Oak Park, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there. Well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places in Michigan near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Michigan, according to science? That would be Forest Hills. More on that later.

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Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Michigan For 2023

Oak Park, MI

Source: Wikipedia User Johnrozsa | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 81.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 29,677
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Oak Park:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Mount Pleasant, MI

Source: Wikipedia User https://maps.bpl.org | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 78.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 21,880
Bars: 3
Colleges: 2
More on Mount Pleasant:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Howell, MI

Source: Wikipedia User Joshuay04 | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.3
Rank Last Year:
Population: 10,025
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Howell:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Ypsilanti, MI

Source: Wikipedia User Seidenstud | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 72.9
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 20,448
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Ypsilanti:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Detroit, MI

Source: Wikipedia User User:AE at Quicken Loans | CC BY-SA 1.0
Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.9
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 645,658
Bars: 64
Colleges: 9
More on Detroit:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

East Lansing, MI

Source: Wikipedia User The original uploader was Jeffness at English Wikipedia | CC BY-SA 2.5
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.7
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 3)
Population: 47,427
Bars: 8
Colleges: 2
More on East Lansing:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Ann Arbor, MI

Source: Wikipedia User | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.5
Rank Last Year: 8 (Up 1)
Population: 122,731
Bars: 13
Colleges: 3
More on Ann Arbor:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Southfield, MI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.8
Rank Last Year: 6 (Down 2)
Population: 76,196
Bars: 6
Colleges: 2
More on Southfield:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Adrian, MI

Source: Wikipedia User Dwight Burdette | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.9
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 2)
Population: 20,674
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Adrian:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kalamazoo, MI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 65.8
Rank Last Year: 9 (Down 1)
Population: 74,020
Bars: 7
Colleges: 4
More on Kalamazoo:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Methodology: How we crunched the numbers for getting laid in the Wolverine State

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but that’s exactly why we use Saturday Night Science.

To rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Michigan, we had to determine what criteria help people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky with plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and have kids, and areas with lots of adult things to do.

With that in mind, we used the most recent 2017-2021 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Michigan. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score.”

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with over 10,000 people. For Michigan, that meant a total of 96 cities.

This article is based on facts and is meant as infotainment. We updated this article for 2023, and it’s our tenth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Michigan.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Michigan for 2023

If you’re looking at cities in Michigan where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Michigan, according to science:

  1. Forest Hills
  2. Flat Rock
  3. Norton Shores

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Michigan For 2023

Rank City Population Bars
1 Oak Park, MI 29,677 3
2 Mount Pleasant, MI 21,880 3
3 Howell, MI 10,025 3
4 Ypsilanti, MI 20,448 4
5 Detroit, MI 645,658 64
6 East Lansing, MI 47,427 8
7 Ann Arbor, MI 122,731 13
8 Southfield, MI 76,196 6
9 Adrian, MI 20,674 4
10 Kalamazoo, MI 74,020 7
11 Lansing, MI 113,592 24
12 Allendale, MI 23,999 4
13 Grand Rapids, MI 197,858 12
14 Jackson, MI 31,810 3
15 Marquette, MI 20,561 4
16 Monroe, MI 20,344 3
17 Flint, MI 83,312 3
18 Westland, MI 84,961 6
19 Warren, MI 138,996 3
20 Escanaba, MI 12,439 6
21 Alpena, MI 10,181 3
22 Harper Woods, MI 15,287 3
23 Holland, MI 34,067 6
24 Port Huron, MI 29,009 3
25 Berkley, MI 15,234 4
26 Ferndale, MI 19,414 7
27 Dearborn, MI 107,985 9
28 Livonia, MI 95,294 10
29 Eastpointe, MI 34,148 3
30 Wyandotte, MI 24,992 10
31 Farmington, MI 11,481 9
32 Farmington Hills, MI 83,749 10
33 Madison Heights, MI 28,719 3
34 Hazel Park, MI 15,213 3
35 Roseville, MI 47,692 6
36 Southgate, MI 29,990 3
37 Ionia, MI 11,655 3
38 Wayne, MI 17,624 4
39 Waverly, MI 23,328 3
40 Muskegon Heights, MI 10,058 3
41 Fraser, MI 14,703 4
42 St. Clair Shores, MI 59,046 5
43 Niles, MI 11,929 4
44 Battle Creek, MI 52,434 5
45 Royal Oak, MI 58,368 7
46 Pontiac, MI 61,498 3
47 Clawson, MI 11,482 5
48 Woodhaven, MI 12,889 3
49 Inkster, MI 25,849 3
50 South Lyon, MI 11,786 3
51 Rochester Hills, MI 75,990 4
52 Haslett, MI 19,333 3
53 Wixom, MI 16,853 3
54 Melvindale, MI 12,534 3
55 Grosse Pointe Park, MI 11,529 3
56 Sterling Heights, MI 134,062 3
57 Wyoming, MI 76,625 5
58 Mount Clemens, MI 15,735 3
59 Sault Ste. Marie, MI 13,523 5
60 Hamtramck, MI 27,548 3
61 Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 16,353 3
62 Dearborn Heights, MI 62,334 5
63 Saginaw, MI 44,796 3
64 Riverview, MI 12,465 3
65 Owosso, MI 14,708 3
66 Allen Park, MI 28,431 3
67 Fenton, MI 11,949 3
68 Grand Haven, MI 10,935 3
69 Burton, MI 29,532 3
70 Sturgis, MI 11,067 3
71 Troy, MI 86,912 3
72 Kentwood, MI 53,884 5
73 Birmingham, MI 21,728 3
74 Trenton, MI 18,489 3
75 Rochester, MI 13,048 3
76 Northview, MI 15,251 5
77 Lambertville, MI 10,049 3
78 Taylor, MI 63,071 3
79 Walker, MI 25,149 7
80 Novi, MI 65,369 4
81 Okemos, MI 25,179 4
82 Holt, MI 25,755 4
83 Beverly Hills, MI 10,593 3
84 Cutlerville, MI 19,313 3
85 Cadillac, MI 10,317 6
86 Jenison, MI 17,570 3
87 Grosse Pointe Farms, MI 10,018 3
88 Portage, MI 48,767 3
89 Coldwater, MI 13,764 3
90 Grandville, MI 16,043 3
91 New Baltimore, MI 12,147 3
92 East Grand Rapids, MI 11,381 3
93 Romulus, MI 24,977 6
94 Norton Shores, MI 25,040 3
95 Flat Rock, MI 10,439 3
96 Forest Hills, MI 28,327 4
About Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

Nick's the creator of the HomeSnacks YouTube channel that now has over 260,000 subscribers and is an excellent source to learn about different parts of the country.

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