The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Michigan For 2022


If you can’t score in these Michigan cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Michigan.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Michigan.

For example, Mount Pleasant, Michigan has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Michigan if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 93 of the state's most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Michigan:

Are you trying to find love in Michigan?

You might be thinking, "Oak Park?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Oak Park, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Michigan, according to science? That would be Forest Hills. More on that later.

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The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Michigan For 2022

Oak Park, MI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 78.7
Rank Last Year: 2 (Up 1)
Population: 29,446
Bars: 4
Colleges: 1
More on Oak Park:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Mount Pleasant, MI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 75.0
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 1)
Population: 25,290
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Mount Pleasant:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

East Lansing, MI

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 71.7
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 3)
Population: 48,437
Bars: 9
Colleges: 2
More on East Lansing:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Ypsilanti, MI

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.4
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 20,792
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Ypsilanti:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Detroit, MI

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.6
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 672,351
Bars: 65
Colleges: 9
More on Detroit:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Southfield, MI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.1
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 3)
Population: 72,966
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on Southfield:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Adrian, MI

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.7
Rank Last Year: 11 (Up 4)
Population: 20,550
Bars: 5
Colleges: 2
More on Adrian:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Ann Arbor, MI

Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.3
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 121,093
Bars: 14
Colleges: 3
More on Ann Arbor:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Kalamazoo, MI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 63.3
Rank Last Year: 8 (Down 1)
Population: 76,106
Bars: 8
Colleges: 4
More on Kalamazoo:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Grand Rapids, MI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 60.5
Rank Last Year: 13 (Up 3)
Population: 199,417
Bars: 13
Colleges: 8
More on Grand Rapids:  Cost Of Living | Crime Report

How do you decide if a place in the Wolverine State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Michigan, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Michigan. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Michigan, that meant a total of 93 cities.

Read on to see why Oak Park is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Michigan for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Michigan where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Michigan, according to science:

  1. Forest Hills
  2. Romulus
  3. New Baltimore

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Michigan For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Oak Park, MI 29,446 4
2 Mount Pleasant, MI 25,290 4
3 East Lansing, MI 48,437 9
4 Ypsilanti, MI 20,792 5
5 Detroit, MI 672,351 65
6 Southfield, MI 72,966 7
7 Adrian, MI 20,550 5
8 Ann Arbor, MI 121,093 14
9 Kalamazoo, MI 76,106 8
10 Grand Rapids, MI 199,417 13
11 Allendale, MI 23,696 5
12 Lansing, MI 117,488 25
13 Big Rapids, MI 10,358 4
14 Flint, MI 95,999 4
15 Marquette, MI 20,631 5
16 Jackson, MI 32,251 4
17 Monroe, MI 19,543 4
18 Farmington Hills, MI 80,937 11
19 Harper Woods, MI 13,829 4
20 Holland, MI 33,329 7
21 Warren, MI 134,188 4
22 Port Huron, MI 28,918 4
23 Livonia, MI 93,970 11
24 Westland, MI 81,713 7
25 Eastpointe, MI 32,221 4
26 Escanaba, MI 12,180 7
27 Highland Park, MI 10,818 5
28 Dearborn, MI 94,328 10
29 Berkley, MI 15,352 5
30 Wyandotte, MI 24,944 11
31 Ferndale, MI 20,139 8
32 Farmington, MI 10,520 10
33 Ionia, MI 11,178 4
34 Waverly, MI 24,050 4
35 Madison Heights, MI 30,000 4
36 Southgate, MI 29,129 4
37 Inkster, MI 24,398 4
38 Hazel Park, MI 16,452 4
39 Pontiac, MI 59,714 4
40 Wayne, MI 16,894 5
41 Roseville, MI 47,160 7
42 Rochester Hills, MI 74,340 5
43 Clawson, MI 11,909 6
44 Royal Oak, MI 59,256 8
45 Riverview, MI 12,085 4
46 Battle Creek, MI 51,084 6
47 Fraser, MI 14,503 5
48 Haslett, MI 19,223 4
49 St. Clair Shores, MI 59,184 6
50 South Lyon, MI 11,818 4
51 Melvindale, MI 10,300 4
52 Niles, MI 11,168 5
53 Woodhaven, MI 12,501 4
54 Mount Clemens, MI 16,212 4
55 Wixom, MI 13,970 4
56 Sterling Heights, MI 132,296 4
57 Dearborn Heights, MI 55,630 6
58 Hamtramck, MI 21,704 4
59 Wyoming, MI 75,999 6
60 Trenton, MI 18,214 4
61 Muskegon Heights, MI 10,735 4
62 Burton, MI 28,598 4
63 Troy, MI 84,051 4
64 Owosso, MI 14,476 4
65 Rochester, MI 13,203 4
66 Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 15,409 4
67 Kentwood, MI 51,780 6
68 Grand Haven, MI 10,991 4
69 Grosse Pointe Park, MI 11,108 4
70 Saginaw, MI 48,407 4
71 Taylor, MI 61,164 4
72 Birmingham, MI 21,272 4
73 Fenton, MI 11,368 4
74 Beverly Hills, MI 10,378 4
75 Walker, MI 24,930 8
76 Holt, MI 25,888 5
77 Sault Ste. Marie, MI 13,526 6
78 Allen Park, MI 27,089 4
79 Sturgis, MI 10,853 4
80 Okemos, MI 24,295 5
81 Jenison, MI 17,851 4
82 Novi, MI 60,439 5
83 Northview, MI 15,209 6
84 Portage, MI 49,224 4
85 Grandville, MI 15,906 4
86 Cutlerville, MI 17,988 4
87 Coldwater, MI 12,203 4
88 Cadillac, MI 10,462 7
89 Norton Shores, MI 24,557 4
90 East Grand Rapids, MI 11,855 4
91 New Baltimore, MI 12,333 4
92 Romulus, MI 23,544 7
93 Forest Hills, MI 28,690 5

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