These Are The 10 Easiest Cities To Get Laid In Michigan For 2019


If you can’t score in these Michigan cities, something is seriously wrong with you.

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Editor’s Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out we updated this article for 2019. This is our second time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Michigan.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Michigan.

For example, Oak Park, Michigan has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there’s a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Michigan if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 94 of the state’s most populous areas (over 10,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Michigan:

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  1. Mount Pleasant (Photos)
  2. Oak Park (Photos)
  3. Detroit (Photos)
  4. Ypsilanti (Photos)
  5. Southfield (Photos)
  6. Westland (Photos)
  7. Flint (Photos)
  8. East Lansing (Photos)
  9. Escanaba (Photos)
  10. Lansing (Photos)

You might be thinking, “Mount Pleasant?!” Why haven’t I gone there before?

Well if you live in Mount Pleasant, you’re probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you’re not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there’s nothing we can do about that.

That’s your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We’ve got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Michigan, according to science? That would be Forest Hills. More on that later.

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How do you decide if a place in the Wolverine State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you’re most likely to get laid in Michigan, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn’t a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren’t married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2013-2017 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Michigan. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can’t really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that’s female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a “Chance To Get Laid Score”.

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 10,000 people. For Michigan, that meant a total of 94 cities.

Read on to see why Mount Pleasant is party central.

Mount Pleasant, MI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 82.6
Rank Last Year: 1 (No Change)
Population: 25,711
Bars: 2
Colleges: 2
More on Mount Pleasant:  Data | Photos

Mount Pleasant is a city in the U.S. state of Michigan and the county seat of Isabella County, located in Central Michigan. The population was 26,016 at the 2010 census.

Oak Park, MI

Overall SnackAbility

6
/10

Get Laid Score: 77.3
Rank Last Year: 2 (No Change)
Population: 29,824
Bars: 2
Colleges: 1
More on Oak Park:  Data | Photos

Oak Park is a city in south Oakland County of the U.S. state of Michigan. It is a northern suburb of the city of Detroit, which is located in neighboring Wayne County, and part of its metropolitan area. As of the 2010 census, the population of Oak Park is 29,319.

Detroit, MI

Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 73.3
Rank Last Year: 6 (Up 3)
Population: 679,865
Bars: 63
Colleges: 9
More on Detroit:  Data | Photos

Detroit is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Michigan, the largest city on the United States-Canada border, and the seat of Wayne County. The municipality of Detroit had a 2016 estimated population of 672,795, making it the 23rd-most populous city in the United States. The metropolitan area, known as Metro Detroit, is home to 4.3 million people, making it the second-largest in the Midwest after Chicago.

Ypsilanti, MI

Overall SnackAbility

5
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.2
Rank Last Year: 3 (Down 1)
Population: 20,804
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Ypsilanti:  Data | Photos

Ypsilanti, commonly shortened to Ypsi, is a city in Washtenaw County in the U.S. state of Michigan, perhaps best known as the home of Eastern Michigan University. As of the 2017 census, the city’s population was 21,018. The city is bounded to the north by Superior Township and on the west, south, and east by Ypsilanti Township. Ypsilanti is located 6 miles east of Ann Arbor and about 18 miles west of the Detroit city limits.

Southfield, MI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 70.2
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 73,228
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Southfield:  Data | Photos

Southfield is a city in Oakland County of the US state of Michigan. It is a northern suburb of Detroit, MI. As of the 2010 census, the city had a population of 71,739. A part of Metro Detroit’s upscale office market, the city’s marque is a cluster of five golden skyscrapers – known as the “Golden Triangle” – that form the contemporary 2,200,000 square feet Southfield Town Center office complex with a Westin Hotel and a conference center. In addition, a 33-story luxury residential high-rise is separate from the complex. To the west, near the confluence of I-696Lodge Freeway, is the American Center.

Westland, MI

Overall SnackAbility

7
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.6
Rank Last Year: 7 (Up 1)
Population: 82,172
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Westland:  Data | Photos

Westland is a city in Wayne County in the U.S. state of Michigan. It is located about 16 miles west of downtown Detroit. As of the 2010 census, the city had a total population of 84,094. It is the 10th largest city and 12th largest municipality in Michigan.

Flint, MI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

3
/10

Get Laid Score: 69.0
Rank Last Year: 14 (Up 7)
Population: 97,810
Bars: 2
Colleges: 6
More on Flint:  Data | Photos

Flint is the largest city and county seat of Genesee County, Michigan, United States. Located along the Flint River, 66 miles northwest of Detroit, it is a principal city within the region known as Mid Michigan. According to the 2010 census, Flint has a population of 102,434, making it the seventh largest city in Michigan. The Flint metropolitan area is located entirely within Genesee County. It is the fourth largest metropolitan area in Michigan with a population of 425,790 in 2010. The city was incorporated in 1855.

East Lansing, MI

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10

Get Laid Score: 68.2
Rank Last Year: 10 (Up 2)
Population: 48,281
Bars: 7
Colleges: 2
More on East Lansing:  Data | Photos

East Lansing is a city in the U.S. state of Michigan directly east of Lansing, the state capital. Most of the city is within Ingham County, with the rest in Clinton County. The population was 48,579 at the 2010 census, an increase from 46,420 in 2000. It is best known as the home of Michigan State University.

Escanaba, MI

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 67.2
Rank Last Year: 5 (Down 4)
Population: 12,364
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Escanaba:  Data | Photos

Escanaba is a port city in Delta County in the U.S. state of Michigan, located on the Escanaba River in the banana belt of the state’s Upper Peninsula. The population was 12,616 at the 2010 census, making it the third-largest city in the Upper Peninsula after Marquette and Sault Ste. Marie. It is the seat of government of Delta County.

Lansing, MI

Overall SnackAbility

4
/10

Get Laid Score: 66.6
Rank Last Year: 9 (Down 1)
Population: 115,222
Bars: 23
Colleges: 4
More on Lansing:  Data | Photos

Lansing is the capital of the U.S. state of Michigan. It is mostly in Ingham County, although portions of the city extend west into Eaton County and north into Clinton County. The 2010 Census placed the city’s population at 114,297, making it the fifth largest city in Michigan. The population of its Metropolitan Statistical Area was 464,036, while the even larger Combined Statistical Area population, which includes Shiawassee County, was 534,684. It was named the new state capital of Michigan in 1847, ten years after Michigan became a state.

There You Have It – The Best Cities for Getting Some in Michigan for 2019

If you’re looking at cities in Michigan where it’s easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you’re also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Michigan, according to science:

  1. Forest Hills
  2. Novi
  3. New Baltimore

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Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Michigan For 2019

Rank City Population Bars
1 Mount Pleasant, MI 25,711 2
2 Oak Park, MI 29,824 2
3 Detroit, MI 679,865 63
4 Ypsilanti, MI 20,804 3
5 Southfield, MI 73,228 5
6 Westland, MI 82,172 5
7 Flint, MI 97,810 2
8 East Lansing, MI 48,281 7
9 Escanaba, MI 12,364 5
10 Lansing, MI 115,222 23
11 Alpena, MI 10,123 2
12 Jackson, MI 32,875 2
13 Adrian, MI 20,743 3
14 Kalamazoo, MI 75,833 6
15 Big Rapids, MI 10,413 2
16 Port Huron, MI 29,285 2
17 Ann Arbor, MI 119,303 12
18 Grand Rapids, MI 195,355 11
19 Monroe, MI 20,128 2
20 Saginaw, MI 49,366 2
21 Marquette, MI 21,081 3
22 Eastpointe, MI 32,601 2
23 Ferndale, MI 20,159 6
24 Warren, MI 135,147 2
25 Southgate, MI 29,291 2
26 Holland, MI 33,488 5
27 Battle Creek, MI 51,505 4
28 Mount Clemens, MI 16,383 2
29 Madison Heights, MI 30,173 2
30 St. Clair Shores, MI 59,865 4
31 Allen Park, MI 27,406 2
32 Hazel Park, MI 16,587 2
33 Inkster, MI 24,670 2
34 Owosso, MI 14,641 2
35 Farmington Hills, MI 81,235 9
36 Clawson, MI 12,006 4
37 Royal Oak, MI 58,973 6
38 Roseville, MI 47,617 5
39 Waverly, MI 24,589 2
40 Muskegon Heights, MI 10,743 2
41 Highland Park, MI 10,955 3
42 Wyandotte, MI 25,175 9
43 Livonia, MI 94,708 9
44 Cadillac, MI 10,375 5
45 Wayne, MI 17,090 3
46 Ionia, MI 11,253 2
47 Riverview, MI 12,192 2
48 Harper Woods, MI 13,890 2
49 Berkley, MI 15,269 3
50 Grand Haven, MI 10,929 2
51 Farmington, MI 10,560 8
52 Pontiac, MI 60,039 2
53 Fraser, MI 14,616 3
54 Wyoming, MI 75,124 4
55 Niles, MI 11,332 3
56 Dearborn, MI 95,295 8
57 Haslett, MI 19,800 2
58 Taylor, MI 61,648 2
59 Birmingham, MI 20,836 2
60 Trenton, MI 18,392 2
61 Kentwood, MI 51,154 4
62 Allendale, MI 20,080 3
63 Cutlerville, MI 15,712 2
64 Burton, MI 28,856 2
65 Okemos, MI 22,989 3
66 Rochester Hills, MI 73,458 3
67 South Lyon, MI 11,695 2
68 Walker, MI 24,618 6
69 Fenton, MI 11,364 2
70 Sault Ste. Marie, MI 13,798 4
71 Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 15,678 2
72 Dearborn Heights, MI 56,201 4
73 Melvindale, MI 10,432 2
74 Sterling Heights, MI 131,996 2
75 Rochester, MI 12,987 2
76 Coldwater, MI 10,819 2
77 Beverly Hills, MI 10,424 2
78 Hamtramck, MI 21,959 2
79 Portage, MI 48,072 2
80 Sturgis, MI 10,861 2
81 Northview, MI 15,424 4
82 Norton Shores, MI 24,234 2
83 Troy, MI 83,336 2
84 Wixom, MI 13,777 2
85 Grosse Pointe Park, MI 11,240 2
86 Woodhaven, MI 12,565 2
87 Holt, MI 24,912 3
88 Grandville, MI 15,902 2
89 Jenison, MI 17,758 2
90 Romulus, MI 23,479 5
91 East Grand Rapids, MI 11,493 2
92 New Baltimore, MI 12,315 2
93 Novi, MI 58,835 3
94 Forest Hills, MI 27,599 3

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